Brain Serjery

"Stop pickin' yer nose Fuggit. How yer goin' to learn to be a good orderly if yer don't pay attention? And stop fiddling with those pliers."

Doc Hacksore glared at his trainee Gretchin, who quickly wiped his hands on his apron and stood up straight and looked attentive.

"Da first fing to remember about head serjery," continued the Doc, "is ter take da teef out. Da second fing, don't leave any tools in da kustomer's skull, and da... er... da other fing. Don't fergit to have a syringe squig ready, in case da kustomer wakes up and walks off without 'is brain."

- 'Ere We Go, Page 16