dreamy pastes

i had a dream the other night where i was walking home from school and a giant hedgehog thingy got hostile and tried to attack me and i tried really really hard not to hurt it but i didnt want it to hurt me so i tried to hold it down with my foot as gently as possible while it calmed down and then i ran away. and then my mom went out and i went after her to make sure neither her nor the hedgehog would be hurt

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i had a weird dream last night where i wore shorts in midwinter and it was snowy everywhere and for some reasom my legs also became hairy midway thru my shopping trip
and thennnn i woke up and discovered that i have a sore throat n stuffy nose irl. no wonder

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i had a dream where i was eating chinese food outside and accidentally got burned because there was some kind of lit candle there & i tried to bite it

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i dreamed about reading harry potter fanfiction
and then apparently in real life there was a way you could run really fast and open a portal that leads you to a set location a short distance elsewhere. my mom asked me if i could get something from another part of town and i figured it was several portal locations away but something distracted me before i could get there

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i had a dream today where a random short indian man got in our house and started giving out free food samples and my mom took one. i was too cautious though

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i had a dream where i decided to cosplay a female version of lex luthor and somehow ended up conning my way into becoming one of the most powerful people in the world

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oh. i had an interesting dream where i was an extremely minor greek goddess of some kind, and i randomly wandered into a spooky dark mall complex & ended up trying a drink from a self-serve machine that Clavicular was apparently responsible for popularizing. it tasted nice but apparently this drink was extremely addictive and....evil? to the extent that most, if not all of those who tried it ended up trying it ended up dead. anyway, i eventually learned from one of the oldest deities of the pantheon that this drink was somehow made from dead god babies, and the vending machine itself was some kind of eldritch entity that mentally latched onto whoever tries a drink. apparently me trying the drink (and doing some other things, mostly out of irreverence) were high crimes, so the old primordial deity guy tied a rope around my arm and dragged me off to be punished, but i was so charming and harmless that even the guy dragging me off was sure that nothing bad would happen to me even if i was afraid ^~^

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i was doing a project in class about political or economic relations in the northern hemisphere or whatever, and in the end just for fun, since it only focused on the northern hemisphere, i had an ai model generate a bunch of random funny shaped countries with made up names to replace the southern hemisphere with a label on the equator (i think) saying that nothing below this line is real

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i had a One Piece dream where i was working for the World Government at Mariejois until we discovered they were going to kill us all so we escaped somewhere underground. it was kinda scary actually

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i had a dream where i somehow snuck into a building where i found a deep academic study about one piece memes on 4chan and shared it on sos. then i went to some kind of fieldtrip and decided to bring my cat, but my cat wasn't allowed on the trip so he had to stay in a cage with other pets away from us :( then i was solving some kind of sequential puzzles to find action figures for each puzzle, and for some reason some of them were hidden behind fake poop, and i was doing really good but some annoying dude tried to interfere and i was like fuck off. then i almost missed the bus back. also i think ar's bunny was one of the pets :(