Roses are red, it is halloween jarv is a cunt with no spleen

ORIGINAL JARV CONVO

Vex: hEY
Admiral Jarv: Hey
Vex: Capslock, my bad
Vex: I'm joining now my dude
Admiral Jarv: Unfortunly you have been demoted back to user
Vex: Oh?
Vex: How come?
Admiral Jarv: We've got a bunch of complaints about you
Vex: What?
Admiral Jarv: Slima also got demoted
Vex: From who?
Vex: What dod I do lol
Vex: did*(
Admiral Jarv: The general playerbase
Vex: Yeah, what did I do?
Admiral Jarv: Fuck if I remember
Admiral Jarv: But yeah.
Vex: Lol I haven't done anything
Admiral Jarv: Sorry
Vex: Well I'm sorry but "I dont remember" isnt exactly a good response.
Vex: I've literally done jack shit since I got the role, there was 6 people on last night, which I left because I wanted to play with friends
Admiral Jarv: I dont care
Admiral Jarv: I'm busy
Admiral Jarv: I'm multi tasking
Vex: I've not been on for 2 days
Admiral Jarv: Sod off
Vex: ...
Vex: You see
Vex: This is the exact fucking problem
Vex: With the staff
Admiral Jarv: FUCK OFF
Vex: Lmfao
Admiral Jarv: We're trying to reorganize this
Admiral Jarv: I tell you that you've been demoted
Admiral Jarv: Accept that
Admiral Jarv: Dont argue
Vex: I'm arguing because I'm innocent of whatever I've done
Vex: I havent abused my powers
Admiral Jarv: Its not about innocence
Vex: I've banned minges
Vex: So what did I do then>
Admiral Jarv: You were trial operator
Vex: Yeah...
Admiral Jarv: We didnt like how you did things
Admiral Jarv: Therefor you are not operator anymore
Admiral Jarv: Its not rocket science
Vex: Did like how I did things?
Vex: What do you mean?
Admiral Jarv: Please
Admiral Jarv: Can you leave me alone?
Admiral Jarv: I told you how it is
Vex: I'd leave you alone if you were more specific about what I did wrong.
Vex: I have literally done nothing wrong
Admiral Jarv: By my decision, you are not operator anymore
Admiral Jarv: Boom
Admiral Jarv: Altough we're thinking of making you community manager
Admiral Jarv: You are simply not an operator anymore
Vex: Altough we're thinking of making you community manager
Wait what
Vex: UHh
Vex: Did I get Ethan Bradberry'd or something?
Admiral Jarv: ...what
Admiral Jarv: What the fuck are you on about
Vex: Is it a prank
Vex: anyway
Admiral Jarv: No
Vex: I'm still confused...
Admiral Jarv: 1) You are not operator
Admiral Jarv: 2) We are /THINKING/ about making you community manager
Admiral Jarv: Yes?
Admiral Jarv: Clear?
Vex: Yeah, alright. Clear. But I still wanna know what I did so wrong? Because I'd like a chance to defend myself
Admiral Jarv: There is no defending yourself
Vex: Why not?
Admiral Jarv: You will not get operator back
Admiral Jarv: There is no point
Admiral Jarv: You and Slima were operators out of need
Vex: Okay, that doesn't take away from the fact that I'd like to know what I did so devastatingly wrong
Admiral Jarv: Now we're restructuring staff
Admiral Jarv: Nothing
Admiral Jarv: As simple as that
Vex: So why did you say you didn't like how I did things
Admiral Jarv: Can this argument stop so I can carry on with the shit ton of things I have to do?
Admiral Jarv: Yes?
Admiral Jarv: Good
Admiral Jarv: Thank you.
Vex: No
Admiral Jarv: Too bad
Vex: So I'm supposed to take that we were made operators just so you could use us
Admiral Jarv: This argument is over
Vex: Temporarily?
Admiral Jarv: Yes
Vex: Because we aren't good enough or something
Admiral Jarv: That is what trial operator means
Vex: No
Admiral Jarv: Look
Vex: trial operator means "we try you out"
Admiral Jarv: I'm going to be very blunt with you
Vex: "if you're good then great"
Admiral Jarv: I am absolutely out of patience
Vex: "if not then no"
Admiral Jarv: And you are testing it
Vex: So am I.
Admiral Jarv: Then fuck off
Vex: Why don't you?
Vex: I want to fucking know.
Vex: Why
Admiral Jarv: Why dont I what
Vex: The
Vex: Fuck
Vex: I
Vex: Got
Admiral Jarv: BECAUSE I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT
Vex: Demoted
Admiral Jarv: NOW SOD OFF
Vex: Yeah mate
Vex: This is really giving your server a good image
Admiral Jarv: Yeah mate
Admiral Jarv: If you cant destinguish between the server and you getting pissy about losing a temporary Operator position
Admiral Jarv: You've got a problem
Admiral Jarv: Learn to take a "No"
Admiral Jarv: And leave me to actually manage the server instead of putting up with you
Vex: Look
Admiral Jarv: I dont care
Vex: I can understand your frustration
Admiral Jarv: You are not being made operator
Vex: Now understand mine.
Admiral Jarv: Thats final
Admiral Jarv: I do
Vex: Alright, fine.
Admiral Jarv: But I've got shit to do
Admiral Jarv: And you're getting in the way
Admiral Jarv: Do you know how many people are messaging me right now?
Vex: No clue
Admiral Jarv: 8
Vex: this is literally the second conversation we've ever had and it's getting out of hand
Admiral Jarv: Thats tough luck for both of us
Vex: Can I ask one more question
Admiral Jarv: Sure
Vex: How come you need staff one minute and not need them the next? What has made us so useless now? Also will I be able to apply for staff in the future of not
Vex: or*
Admiral Jarv: Better canditdates, the fact that you two mostly observe around and do bugger all and all players complained about that, and yes
Admiral Jarv: *canditates
Vex: mostly observe around
Vex: Yeah, there's not much else to do.
Vex: Considering the playerbase is fucked
Admiral Jarv: I'm getting really sick of this conversation
Vex: I'm doing other things
Vex: Look, so am I.
Admiral Jarv: Then lets end it
Vex: But I dont understand how the hell I get demoted because I've done nothing, due to there being nothing to do.
Admiral Jarv: That sounds like a you problem
Admiral Jarv: Just accept the fact that you got demoted
Admiral Jarv is now Offline.