Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- >Christmas time
- >Bought fluffy pony three presents: A new shiny ball, some legos, and a little jingly ball for cats
- >Fluffy goes nuts
- >But, fluffy takes one of the bows that were on the presents and rolls over it so it sticks to its fluff
- >Ask fluffy why it's wearing a bow
- >"Cuz fwuffy ge' daddy pwesen' too!"
- >Fluffy pony says to follow it outside
- >Holy shit
- >Outside your house is a flatbed truck, driven by a sportly looking mexican fellow
- >The bed of the truck is filled with approximately 400 kilos of pure, cut, columbian cocaine
- >Fluffy pony hops over to the truck and jumps at it, sticking the bow to the vehicle's wheel
- >And it was the best Christmas ever
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
