rainbow seatbelt

>flying Royal Dutch Airlines
>take seat
>notice I have two rainbow coloured male ends
>can’t do up my seat belt when the flight attendant comes along
> “sir you need to fasten your seatbelt now”
>laugh nervously and show her my seatbelt
>she looks confused
> “sir?”
>explain that I cant do up my belt
>hear low murmurs on the plane and catch a few dirty looks from other passengers
>sweating nervously now
>try tying up the two ends to appease the attendant
>she’s beginning to lose her patience
> “sir we really need you to cooperate and fasten your seatbelt please. They’re no different from any other belt”
>out of options I simply rest the two parts together on my lap, one on top of the other
>she makes a *click* sound
> “thank you, sir”
>die later in flight due to light turbulence flinging me around the cabin
>at least I wasn’t a bigot about the situation