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Memo: Three Solenas?

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  1. CRO RIGHT NOW opened memo on board YARR.
  2. CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  3. CPT: WHATS ALL THIS THEN STOP
  4. CURRENT peripateticMeddler [CPM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  5. CPM: Wh@t's the b!g de@l?
  6. CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  7. CHH: y34h wh475 up 8r4h?
  8. CHH: =:?
  9. CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  10. CNM: Wait, wh☼'s leadin' this thing??? >;/
  11. CRO: wait what are you all doing here?
  12. CPT: I HAVE NO IDEA STOP
  13. CPT: TO BOTH QUESTIONS STOP
  14. CHH: 17 p0pp3d up 4nd 1 5h0w3d up 8r05k1 wh475 up?
  15. CRO: god how does trollian on these things
  16. CPM: Got @n !nv!t@t!on. F!gured !t w@s some k!nd of te@m memo.
  17. CHH: 15517? =:0
  18. CNM: It t☼tally can be! ;D
  19. CNM: I mean, I am the squad leader!!!
  20. CRO: well yeah but CIRRIN RUNFAR made this memo
  21. CRO: ..accidentally
  22. CHH: 8u7 um p7 15 h3r3 50 7h47 w0uldn7 w0rk 1 7h1nk
  23. CNM: Then we can sway him t☼ ☼ur side!!! >;D
  24. CPT: WELL TEAMS ARENT REALLY IMPORTANT ANYWAY STOP
  25. CPT: WE WIN OR LOSE AS A WHOLE SESSION REMEMBER STOP
  26. CHH: 600d p01n75k1 8r4h
  27. CNM: Bluh bluh killj☼y >;/
  28. CPT: NOUNSKIS ARE FUN STOP
  29. CRO: wheres the fun in that
  30. CPT: YOU MEAN FUNSKI STOP
  31. CHH: 7h47 15 4 7h1n6 7h47 15 4l50 7ru3 4ll up 4nd h3r31n5k1
  32. CHH: =:]
  33. CPM: C@n we stop w!th the "sk!s" here? !'m gett!ng @nnoyedsk!.
  34. CHH: h33h33
  35. CPT: GOOD ONE CEPHUSKI STOP
  36. CPM: Th@nk yousk!.
  37. CHH: pfff7-5k1
  38. CNM: CIRRIN RUNFAR!!!!!
  39. CRO: what?
  40. CNM: What'd y☼u make this wh☼le mem☼ f☼r? >;D
  41. CRO: not for you guys!
  42. CNM: S☼rry, what'd y☼u accidentally this wh☼le mem☼ f☼r?
  43. CNM: >;(
  44. CNM: That's n☼ fun!
  45. CHH: 4w =:[
  46. CPM: Yet somehow you !nv!ted @ll of us.
  47. CPT: ITS FOR INCOMPETENCE STOP
  48. CPT: THATS WHAT STOP
  49. CPT: LETS ALL JUST BASK IN THE GLOW OF HIS FAILURE STOP
  50. CRO: yeah yeah still getting used to this ipatch rP.)
  51. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] sunglasses ;) --
  52. CRO: anyway everyone heres already seen this video so CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt need to learn how to kick you all!
  53. CRO: Solena:
  54. CRO: sorry but you need to watch this
  55. CPT: NO STOP
  56. CPM: ! h@ven't seen th!s v!deo.
  57. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] links the file My_Little_Hoofbeast_Music_Video__Greatest_Failure.avi --
  58. FUTURE hinderingHijinks2 [FHH] 21:07 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
  59. -- FUTURE hinderingHijinks2 [FHH] has REDACTED THE FILE --
  60. CNM: ... Cirrin what are y☼u d☼ing ;|
  61. CRO: wait you haven't!
  62. FHH: Nope.
  63. CPT: THANK YOU FUTURE SOL STOP
  64. FUTURE hinderingHijinks1 [FHH] 7:21 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
  65. FHH: OH YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT.
  66. CPM: Oh. Gre@t.
  67. CPM: Three Solen@s.
  68. CNM: ;☼
  69. CRO: three r:?
  70. FHH: -:P Beatcha pasty.
  71. FHH: GOD DAMNIT YOU IDIOT
  72. FHH: SHE NEEDS TO SEE THAT!!!
  73. CPT: NO SHE DOESNT STOP
  74. CHH: =:0
  75. FHH: YES SHE FREAKING DOES YOU PUNCH HAPPY IDIOT!!
  76. CPM: !'m sure th@t she c@n st@nd to w@tch @ My L!ttle Hoofbe@st mus!c v!deo.
  77. CRO: see she agrees!
  78. CPT: THATS NOT WHAT IT IS STOP
  79. CPT: ASK ME LATER CEPHUS STOP
  80. FHH: IT WASN'T A FREAKING MY LITTLE HOOFBEAST VIDEO!
  81. FHH: Hey, shh.
  82. CPM: Geez, no need to c@pslock.
  83. CRO: hey dont go sharing this around with everyone!
  84. FHH: QUIET YOU
  85. CPT: DONT KNOCK THE LOCK SNOOPBRO STOP
  86. FHH: Just
  87. FHH: Send it again, go on Rusty.
  88. FHH: Hey, no.
  89. CPT: CIRRIN STOP
  90. CPT: YOU LINKED IT TO A MEMO STOP
  91. FHH: -:[
  92. CPT: WITH A SHIT TON OF PEOPLE STOP
  93. CNM: Cirrin, send it!!! >;/
  94. CHH: 4c7u4lly 1 w4nn4 533 7h15 7hn16y
  95. CHH: =:0
  96. CPT: ITS VERY UNPLEASANT STOP
  97. CNM: She's g☼tta see this f☼r her ☼wn g☼☼d!!!
  98. FHH: Nope.
  99. CRO: wait now youre agreeing with CIRRIN RUNFAR too Cucali?
  100. FHH: Just
  101. FHH: SEND THE FREAKING FILE AGAIN RUSTY GOD
  102. CNM: Why w☼uldn't I?? >;( It's related t☼ Tursun after all!
  103. CRO: in that case
  104. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] links the file My_Little_Hoofbeast_Music_Video__Greatest_Failure.avi --
  105. CPT: IT WOULD BE VERY UNWISE STOP
  106. CPT: YOU KNOW THAT CUALI STOP
  107. -- FUTURE hinderingHijinks2 [FHH] has REDACTED the file! --
  108. FHH: Yeah, no.
  109. CPT: CUCALI I MEAN STOP
  110. CHH: =>:[
  111. CHH: duuuud3 n07 c00l
  112. CNM: Kn☼wledge is p☼wer!! >;/
  113. FHH: YES WHAT OUR IDIOT PAST SELF SAID PUT IT BACK UP YOU FUTURE RETARD
  114. CPT: IM GETTING A HEADACHE STOP
  115. FHH: You... Just instlted all three of us. You realize this, right?
  116. FHH: YEAH SURE
  117. FHH: JUST
  118. FHH: PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK GOD DAMNIT
  119. CHH: =:0
  120. CNM: What she said!
  121. CPT: OUT OF ALL PEOPLE I AM GETTING A HEADACE STOP
  122. CHH: 1 ju57 l1k3
  123. CPT: MY HEAD DIDNT HURT WHEN AN OGRE PUNCHED IT STOP
  124. CPT: BUT YOU THREE ARE DOING THE TRICK STOP
  125. CHH: r34lly w4nn4 533 7h15 7h1n6y 4ll 7h3 fu55 15 480u7
  126. CPM: M!ss Cuc@l!, would you k!ndly stop encour@g!ng C@psol.
  127. CPT: TRUST ME YOU DONT STOP
  128. FHH: YEAH WELL YOU DESERVE IT DOUCHE
  129. FHH: AND WORSE
  130. CNM: T☼tally!!! >;(
  131. CNM: And d☼n't tell me what t☼ d☼, an☼nbl☼☼d!
  132. FHH: Hey, cut the guys some slack.
  133. FHH: Guy, even.
  134. FHH: -:\
  135. FHH: NO FREAKING WAY
  136. FHH: GOD
  137. FHH: WHY AM I SUCH A RETARD IN THE FUTURE
  138. FHH: YOU MAKE PAST US LOOK LIKE A GENIUS OR SOMETHING
  139. CHH: h3333y dud3 n07 c00l
  140. FHH: Goodness, cool your jets. You're gonna have an anuerism.
  141. FHH: AAAAAAHFDVFCSAD
  142. FHH: SEND
  143. FHH: THE
  144. FHH: FILE
  145. FHH: AGAIN
  146. CRO: CIRRIN RUNFARs not sure which one of you to listen to?
  147. FHH: LISTEN TO ME
  148. CPT: LISTEN TO THE ONE THAT ISNT IN CAPSRAGE MODE STOP
  149. FHH: I'M OBVIOUSLY THE ONLY ONE WITH HALF A BRAIN
  150. CRO: your both pretty
  151. CRO: sane sounding
  152. CNM: Listen t☼ me and l☼ud S☼lena! D; We're y☼ur friends!!!
  153. FHH: SHUT IT STUPID GREENBLOOD
  154. FHH: GOD DAMNIT YOU GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT JUST SEND IT
  155. CRO: is going to help you?
  156. FHH: Yes, causing doomed timelines, serious buisness if I've ever seen it.
  157. FHH: No.
  158. FHH: YES
  159. FHH: ASDVF
  160. FHH: FUTURE ME YOU IDIOT
  161. CPT: CAN SOMEONE JUST BAN EVERYONE AND END THIS STUPIDITY STOP
  162. CHH: w04h w417
  163. CNM: D☼☼med, schm☼☼med!
  164. CHH: um
  165. CHH: l3mm3 533 17 cm0n pl3453?
  166. CNM: We've already been d☼☼med!!!!!
  167. CHH: =:0
  168. CNM: Yeah, let her see it!!!! She has the right t☼ kn☼w! >;(
  169. CRO: well thats two against one
  170. FHH: You'll be fine, just don't do anything dumb! -:]
  171. FHH: No, Rusty don't. -:[
  172. CPM: Hold on there, ! don't l!ke the !de@ of th!s w!th the whole "doomed t!mel!ne" th!ng.
  173. CRO: ...which doesnt make a whole lot of sense since theres only one of you
  174. FHH: You shouldn't!
  175. FHH: JUST DO IT
  176. CPM: Why don't we hold off on show!ng th!s v!deo unt!l we get @ better !de@ of wh@t's go!ng on?
  177. FHH: SHE'S JUST WORRIED ABOUT SAVING HER OWN BUTT
  178. FHH: SEND
  179. FHH: THE
  180. FHH: DAMN
  181. FHH: FILE
  182. CNM: YEAH!!!!!! >;D
  183. FHH: Your but too, past me.
  184. FHH: Don't yeah that.
  185. FHH: -:|
  186. CHH: dud3 1 dunn0 wh0 70 l1573n 70!
  187. CHH: D:=
  188. CPT: LISTEN TO THE QUIETER YOU STOP
  189. FHH: Why, little old me?
  190. FHH: Good choice! -:D
  191. FHH: NO IGNORE HER AND HER STUP1D SMILEYS I AM OBVIOUSLY THE MORE REASONABLE OF US!
  192. FHH: *STUPID
  193. FHH: Yes, obviously. -:|
  194. FHH: SDDSASDVCDS8
  195. CHH: =:|
  196. CPT: SO REASONABLE STOP
  197. FHH: YES, EXACTLY
  198. CRO: please cant you sort it out between the two of you?
  199. CPT: OR THE ONE OF HER STOP
  200. FHH: JUST SEND THE FILE AND MAYBE THAT IDIOT WILL CEASE TO EXIST
  201. CPT: OKAY TIMELINE MEMOS ARE OFFICIALLY ON MY SHIT LIST NOW STOP
  202. CNM: Yes, d☼ that!!! >;/
  203. FHH: You will too, smart one.
  204. CHH: wh44444?
  205. CRO: both of youll cease to exist? rP.(
  206. CPM: Ok@y, c@n you two expl@!n why the hell th!s v!deo's so !mport@nt?
  207. FHH: If you doom the timeline, yeah.
  208. CPM: Just. W!thout c@pslock or ch!ld!sh n@mec@ll!ng?
  209. FHH: Well, we don't cease to exist, so much as you do.
  210. FHH: GOD WE'LL BE FINE THIS IS BETTER ANYWAY
  211. FHH: -:\
  212. CNM: Y☼u heard 'em, Cirrin! Send the vide☼!!! That's the best thing! >;D
  213. CPT: I WOULD RATHER KEEP EXISTING STOP
  214. FHH: Cirrin...
  215. CPT: DONT KNOW ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE STOP
  216. CRO: ...
  217. FHH: -:[
  218. FHH: OH DON'T YOU PULL THAT ROMANTIC BULLCRAP ON ME FUTURE SELF
  219. FHH: D:-
  220. FHH: YEAH I SAID IT
  221. FHH: AND I'M NOT EVEN SORRY
  222. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] searches for a wall to ship on --
  223. CHH: r0m4n71c... wh44444?
  224. CNM: Wait, what? ;|
  225. CPT: WELL THIS IS NEW STOP
  226. CRO: ...
  227. FHH: Nothing! Nothing! Oh my god why did you/I say that so stupid......
  228. FHH: NOT
  229. FHH: EVEN
  230. FHH: SORRY
  231. CRO: CIRRIN RUNFAR really wishes CIRRIN RUNFAR knew how to ban the rest of you right now
  232. FHH: CIRRIN SEND THE DAMN FILE
  233. FHH: JUST IGNORE HER AND SEND IT
  234. CNM: LISTEN T☼ HER ALREADY MAN!!!!!!!
  235. CPT: YOU KNOW SHES JUST GOING TO REDACT IT AGAIN STOP
  236. FHH: No! Really! Seriously I will do it!
  237. FHH: BUT
  238. FHH: THERE'S
  239. FHH: THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY TO
  240. FHH: TO FIX STUFF
  241. FHH: Oh.
  242. CRO: fix what?
  243. CRO: also, could everywhos not Indy just leave?
  244. FHH: Nevermind! No stuff, there is no stuff!
  245. CNM: N☼ ;D
  246. FHH: THERE IS TOO STUFF
  247. FHH: SO MUCH STUFF
  248. FHH: Look, calm down.
  249. FHH: NO EFFING WAY STUPID IDIOT FROM THE FUTURE
  250. FHH: SEND
  251. FHH: FILE
  252. FHH: ASAP
  253. CPT: HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GOING IN THIS CIRCLE STOP
  254. CPT: REALLY STOP
  255. CHH: ... 7h15 15 w3333311111rd m4y83 y0u 5h0uld ju57 l1k3
  256. CHH: 53nd 17 1n pr1v473?
  257. FHH: YES!
  258. CPT: CIRRIN STOP
  259. FHH: No! Nononono!
  260. CPT: IF YOU DO THAT STOP
  261. CPT: I WILL BORROW ELIZANS SCALPEL AND GIVE YOU A SEX CHANGE STOP
  262. CPT: ITS MY FIRST SURGERY BUT HOW HARD CAN IT BE STOP
  263. CPM: ... wh@t
  264. CPM: Wh@t the fuck @m ! re@d!ng.
  265. FHH: Shit! No no no no that is very bad do not do that Ru--
  266. FHH: What.
  267. FHH: EW.
  268. CHH: =:|
  269. CRO: seriously Tursun?
  270. CRO: get out
  271. CPM: ! th!nk ! lost @ll my respect for both of you.
  272. FHH: I...
  273. FHH: Okay then.
  274. FHH: GRAAAAH STOP BEING STUPID PAST PEOPLE AND SEND THE FREAKING FILE
  275. CRO: look CIRRIN RUNFARs not sending this file if its messing with weird time stuff
  276. CNM: >;(
  277. FHH: Yes!
  278. CPT: THANK YOU STOP
  279. FHH: DSCHJSA
  280. CPM: Good job.
  281. FHH: DAMNIT
  282. CRO: like what if it made it worse?
  283. CHH: 0h 4lr16h7y 7h3n dud3
  284. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] applauds --
  285. CRO: stop gloating Tursun!
  286. FHH: Yes! Exactly! Very good logic!
  287. CPM: Well, now th@t th@t t!me sh!t !s t@ken c@re of, we c@n go now oh w@!t.
  288. CPM: He's not glo@t!ng, C!rr!n, c@lm down.
  289. FHH: YOU WON'T BE SO SMUG FOR LONG STUPID PEASANTBLOOD RAGE PLAYER
  290. CNM: Yeah!! >;(
  291. FHH: HAHAHAHA
  292. FHH: -:|
  293. FHH: No spoilers.
  294. CPT: ASIDE FROM SOLENA AUSPISTICING BETWEEN SOLENA AND SOLENA DO WE HAVE ANYTHING TO DISCUSS STOP
  295. CRO: heh sounds like futures not so bad
  296. FHH: YEAH BESIDES BEING TERRIBLE IT'S PRETTY GREAT
  297. CPM: @s!de from your d!sturb!ng thre@t? No.
  298. FHH: MOSTLY TERRIBLE THOUGH
  299. CPT: SORRY ABOUT THAT FOLKS STOP
  300. CPM: Wh@t's so terr!ble @bout your future @nyw@y, !f you don't m!nd me @sk!ng?
  301. CPT: SERIOUSLY THOUGH HE WAS PUTTING US ALL AT RISK STOP
  302. CPT: I GET A LITTLE CRANKY ABOUT THAT STOP
  303. FHH: IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW, YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT
  304. CNM: ... ;?
  305. FHH: GOD
  306. FHH: MAN
  307. FHH: I JUST
  308. FHH: WANTED TO FIX THINGS
  309. FHH: Look, chill.
  310. FHH: It gets better.
  311. FHH: Trust me.
  312. FHH: HOW COULD ANYTHING EVER GET BETTER
  313. FHH: EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE
  314. FHH: I SCREWED UP, ME
  315. FHH: Yeah, you did.
  316. CPT: I KNOW THAT FEEL SIS STOP
  317. FHH: Deal with it like a big girl and move on.
  318. FHH: That's what I did. -:P
  319. FHH: AACSVSDAS SMUG CONDESCENDING SMILEY FACE USING WHACKJOB
  320. FHH: THAT'S IT
  321. FHH: I'M LEAVING
  322. FHH: JUST
  323. FHH: LEAVING
  324. FHH: FSVASADFSVF
  325. FHH ceased responding to memo.
  326. CPT: WELL THAT WAS AN ADVENTURE STOP
  327. CPM: Cert@!nly !nterest!ng.
  328. FHH: And we shall all mourn her loss.
  329. FHH: But not really.
  330. CRO: ...mourn?
  331. CNM: Uuuuuuuugh!!! Y☼u guys are all l☼sers! >;(
  332. CHH: ... =:0
  333. FHH: Hmm? Did I say mourn?
  334. CRO: not really
  335. FHH: Sarcasm I assure you.
  336. FHH: -;D
  337. FHH: Anyway, now that that crisis is averted, I should go too.
  338. FHH: Have fun memo-ing, folks.
  339. CRO: see you when CIRRIN RUNFAR does then
  340. FHH: Oh, you will!
  341. FHH: <3
  342. FHH ceased responding to memo.
  343. CHH: ... w00000444444h 7h47 w45 w31rd
  344. CPT: WELL STOP
  345. CPT: ALL THESE SHIPS AND NO OCEAN TO SAIL THEM IN STOP
  346. CHH: m44444n h34d4ch3
  347. CHH: d4rn 7h1np4n5 k1ll1n m3 h3r3
  348. CHH: =:[
  349. CHH: 4nyw4y5 15 7h3r3 4ny7h1n6 3l53 y0u n33d 8r4h?
  350. CNM: Aaaaw, y☼u want me t☼ bring y☼u s☼methin'? ;D
  351. CHH: n4h 175 c00l 1ll ju57 637 50m3 5n0w 0r 50m37h1n =:]
  352. CNM: Suit y☼urself! ;|
  353. CPM: ... well. !f there's no more t!mefuckery to be m@de, !'ll be off, then.
  354. CPT: LIKEWISE STOP
  355. CPT: LATER COMRADES STOP
  356. CHH: l473r 8r4h5k1
  357. CPM ceased responding to memo.
  358. CPT ceased responding to memo.
  359. CHH: 8r4k5k15 plur4l 7h3n
  360. CRO: finally
  361. CNM: Hrmph! >;( I still think y☼u sh☼uld've sent that vide☼ but whatever!!!!
  362. CHH: 4nyw4y5 y0u c4n c0m3 0v3r 70 my pl4n37 1f y4 w4n7 cuc4l1!
  363. CHH: 4lw4y5 up f0r 4 m01r41l v1517
  364. CHH: =:]
  365. CNM: Fiiiiiiiiine! ;D Why n☼t!
  366. CNM: Mine is kinda b☼ring, t☼ be h☼nest!
  367. CHH: wh47 15 17? =:0
  368. CNM: Land ☼f Ruins and Rain ☼r s☼methin' ;|
  369. CNM: Anyways, I'll head ☼ver right n☼w!!!! ;D
  370. CRO: sounds depressing
  371. CHH: 533 y4 500n 8uddy!
  372. CHH: <>
  373. CRO: hang on
  374. CNM: Pfffff, m☼re like b☼ressing!
  375. CNM: ;?
  376. CHH: =:?
  377. CRO: Solena needs to build up CIRRIN RUNFARs hive first
  378. CHH: 0h y344444h
  379. CRO: for the gates and stuff
  380. CHH: 1ll 637 0n 7h47 n0w!
  381. CNM: ☼h FINE!
  382. CHH: ...00p5
  383. CNM: Hurry up!!!!! >;D
  384. CRO: its like on your way Cucali
  385. CRO: you need it too
  386. CHH: h0p3 y0u d1dn7 l1k3 7h47 r00f 7h3r3 ru57y!
  387. CNM: Geez, then Y☼U start building t☼☼!!!
  388. CNM: C☼me ☼n, c☼me ☼n, I d☼n't have all night!
  389. CRO: alright alright
  390. CNM: Anyways, let me kn☼w when y☼u're d☼ne, S☼l!!!!!!!!!! ;D
  391. CNM: I'm ☼ff!!!
  392. CNM ceased responding to memo.
  393. CRO: well
  394. CHH: 1 6u355 1 5h0uld h34d 0u7 700!
  395. CRO: yeah
  396. CHH: l473r ru57y 8r4h! =:]
  397. CRO: later
  398. CHH: 17 w45... w31rd
  399. CRO: yeah pretty much
  400. CRO: CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt think you need to worry about it too much
  401. CHH: 0k4y dud3 1f y0u 54y 50!
  402. CHH: l473r5!
  403. CHH ceased responding to memo.
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