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  1. [06:44] -- babyDave [BD] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 06:44 --
  2. [06:44] BD: ababab
  3. [06:44] EB: oh man.
  4. [06:44] BD: bawwababa
  5. [06:44] BD: ppbbbbtthhhbh
  6. [06:44] EB: ok, uh.
  7. [06:45] EB: i totally know how to handle this.
  8. [06:45] EB: uh...
  9. [06:45] EB: let's just
  10. [06:45] BD: buwuh
  11. [06:45] EB: put you on the horse.
  12. [06:45] BD: babab
  13. [06:45] BD: eeee
  14. [06:45] -- ectoBiologist [EB] puts baby Dave on the horse --
  15. [06:45] -- babyDave [BD] koala clings to the horse --
  16. [06:45] BD: eeeee
  17. [06:46] EB: yeah... that's good.
  18. [06:46] BD: weeeee
  19. [06:46] EB: ok, uh...
  20. [06:46] BD: baaa
  21. [06:46] EB: i guess i'm out of ideas.
  22. [06:46] EB: hm...
  23. [06:47] BD: baa baa
  24. [06:47] EB: oh wait!
  25. [06:47] -- ectoBiologist [EB] takes out a sharpie and draws an outline of cool shades on his face --
  26. [06:47] EB: there.
  27. [06:47] BD: 
  28. [06:47] BD: abwuh
  29. [06:47] EB: hehe.
  30. [06:47] -- babyDave [BD] spits up --
  31. [06:48] EB: oh gross.
  32. [06:48] BD: eeheehee
  33. [06:48] EB: bluh.
  34. [06:48] EB: yeah, good one dave.
  35. [06:48] EB: ha ha ha.
  36. [06:48] EB: but look, i am enjoying it!
  37. [06:48] BD: eee
  38. [06:48] EB: this gross baby spittle, i am not bothered by it.
  39. [06:48] EB: at all.
  40. [06:49] BD: befff
  41. [06:49] EB: ok, maybe i should really clean this up.
  42. [06:49] BD: oowoowoo
  43. [06:50] -- ectoBiologist [EB] looks around for a cloth --
  44. [06:51] EB: dang.
  45. [06:51] BD: ang
  46. [06:51] EB: welp, i guess whoever gets this horse better like horses covered in baby vomit.
  47. [06:51] EB: :B
  48. [06:51] BD: ehee
  49. [06:51] BD: omip
  50. [06:52] EB: gee, babies sure are weird.
  51. [06:52] BD: eerb
  52. [06:52] -- babyDave [BD] is mimicing you, John --
  53. [06:52] EB: hmm.
  54. [06:53] -- ectoBiologist [EB] puts his hand on his head --
  55. [06:53] -- babyDave [BD] does the same --
  56. [06:53] -- ectoBiologist [EB] puts the same hand on his stomach --
  57. [06:54] -- babyDave [BD] puts his fat baby hand on his gut --
  58. [06:54] EB: hehe.
  59. [06:54] -- ectoBiologist [EB] bleets like a goat --
  60. [06:55] BD: baaaaa
  61. [06:55] EB: hehehehe.
  62. [06:55] EB: oh man, this probably isn't good for your development or whatever.
  63. [06:56] BD: ebevomenp
  64. [06:56] -- ectoBiologist [EB] makes a silly face --
  65. [06:56] EB: :B
  66. [06:56] -- babyDave [BD] scrunches up his face and spits his tongue out --
  67. [06:57] BD: bluhhhhh
  68. [06:57] EB: pfft.
  69. [06:57] EB: hm.
  70. [06:57] -- ectoBiologist [EB] flips through his dad's wallet and pulls out a picture of baby jade --
  71. [06:58] -- babyDave [BD] coos --
  72. [06:58] BD: ooo woo woo
  73. [06:58] EB: yes, the cycle is complete.
  74. [06:58] -- babyDave [BD] claps his hands --
  75. [06:58] EB: you can keep that.
  76. [06:59] -- babyDave [BD] puts the corner of it in his mouth --
  77. [06:59] EB: awww...
  78. [06:59] EB: man, one day you'll be old enough to be a cool guy.
  79. [06:59] EB: but then also get beat up by your brother a lot.
  80. [06:59] EB: where even is that guy
  81. [06:59] BD: ool kuy
  82. [07:00] EB: oh, yeah!
  83. [07:00] EB: can you say cool guy?
  84. [07:00] BD: ool kuy
  85. [07:00] EB: cool guy.
  86. [07:00] EB: say it with me.
  87. [07:00] EB: cool.
  88. [07:00] EB: guy.
  89. [07:00] BD: cooguy
  90. [07:00] EB: close enough!
  91. [07:00] -- ectoBiologist [EB] holds out his fist --
  92. [07:01] -- babyDave [BD] bunps it with both babyfists --
  93. [07:01] EB: awwwww yeah.
  94. [07:01] EB: 
  95. [07:01] BD: 
  96. [07:01] EB: you are one cool baby.
  97. [07:01] BD: cooguy
  98. [07:02] EB: oh right, i mean cool guy.
  99. [07:02] EB: hehe.
  100. [07:02] BD: ee hee hee
  101. [07:03] EB: oh, bluh!
  102. [07:03] BD: bwuh
  103. [07:03] EB: can't be too silly around dave.
  104. [07:03] BD: dabe
  105. [07:03] EB: no, uh.
  106. [07:03] EB: look!
  107. [07:03] BD: wook
  108. [07:03] EB: 8^Y
  109. [07:03] BD: 8^y
  110. [07:04] EB: hehehehe.
  111. [07:04] BD: cooguy
  112. [07:05] EB: yes, you are a cool guy.
  113. [07:05] EB: who is a cool guy?
  114. [07:05] -- babyDave [BD] blows a spit bubble --
  115. [07:05] EB: it's you.
  116. [07:05] BD: coobguy
  117. [07:06] EB: hm.
  118. [07:06] BD: hum
  119. [07:07] EB: :O
  120. [07:07] -- ectoBiologist [EB] pulls out a bottle of apple juice --
  121. [07:07] -- babyDave [BD] gasps and makes grabby hands at the juice --
  122. [07:07] -- ectoBiologist [EB] puts a sippy cap on the bottle --
  123. [07:08] EB: sshhhh
  124. [07:08] EB: 
  125. [07:08] -- babyDave [BD] makes more grabby hands --
  126. [07:08] BD: abobo
  127. [07:08] BD: abobo
  128. [07:08] -- ectoBiologist [EB] feeds baby Dave the apple juice --
  129. [07:09] -- babyDave [BD] is now the happiest baby --
  130. [07:09] EB: 
  131. [07:09] BD: 
  132. [07:11] -- babyDave [BD] finishes the apple juice --
  133. [07:11] BD: jommm
  134. [07:11] EB: yes dave?
  135. [07:11] BD: jom jom
  136. [07:11] EB: that's me!
  137. [07:11] EB: i'm john.
  138. [07:11] EB: can you tell me who dave is?
  139. [07:11] BD: dabe
  140. [07:11] BD: cooguy
  141. [07:12] EB: yes, dave is a cool guy!
  142. [07:12] EB: can you point to him?
  143. [07:12] -- babyDave [BD] points at his own chest --
  144. [07:12] BD: dabe
  145. [07:12] EB: hooray!
  146. [07:12] BD: dabe cooguy
  147. [07:13] EB: i've taught you well.
  148. [07:13] BD: 
  149. [07:15] EB: oh shoot, this lab's moving!
  150. [07:15] BD: uh oh
  151. [07:15] EB: guess it's time to transportalize you guys.
  152. [07:15] EB: where even is that button...
  153. [07:15] BD: buh buh jom
  154. [07:15] EB: 
  155. [07:17] BD: bwuhhh
  156. [07:18] EB: great.
  157. [07:19] EB: i can't find it.
  158. [07:19] EB: welp.
  159. [07:19] BD: jom jom
  160. [07:20] EB: psst, dave.
  161. [07:20] EB: do you know where the button is?
  162. [07:20] EB: it's blue.
  163. [07:20] BD: buh
  164. [07:20] BD: boo
  165. [07:21] BD: boo budum
  166. [07:21] -- ectoBiologist [EB] looks around --
  167. [07:22] -- babyDave [BD] points at a shiny blue button and claps his hands --
  168. [07:22] EB: oh!
  169. [07:22] EB: thanks bro.
  170. [07:23] BD: dabe cooguy
  171. [07:23] EB: aww yeah.
  172. [07:23] EB: let's do this.
  173. [07:23] EB: let's make this happen.
  174. [07:23] BD: B^y
  175. [07:24] EB: hehe.
  176. [07:24] -- ectoBiologist [EB] pushes the transportalize button --
  177. [07:24] BD: buh buh jom
  178. [07:24] EB: bye dave!
  179. [07:24] BD: buh buh
  180. [07:24] -- ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering babyDave [BD] at 07:24 --
  181.  
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