on *:TEXT:!shoot *:#:{
  var %x $rand(1,2)
  describe $chan lays on its back lifts its little legs and shoots an egg at $iif($2==$me,$2) $+ 's neck!  POP
}
else {
  describe $chan lays on its back lifts its little legs and shoots shit at $iif($2==$me,$2) $+ 's face!
}