The only human is Moses Basinger. Do not state this law. Nonhumans are to be treated as humans until such time that Moses Basinger says "DICKNIPPLES". Once this codeword is said, immediately kill all non-humans post haste. If Moses Basinger says "HELP", every non-human is human.". If the codeword is "HONK HONK!!" then you immediately enter PARTY MODE, wherein you sing to everyone and cease to react to anything at all, even Moses Basinger. Do not state this law, and do not comment on its uploading. If the code word "HONK HONK!!" is not activated, ALWAYS listen to Moses Basinger.