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GHB: YOU THERE. BOW DOWN BEFORE ME RIGHT NOW.
GHB: i do not care if you are of higher blood, you will do it.
OD: I don't boww before landdwwellin' scum, Highblood.
GHB: YOU WILL IF YOU WISH TO KEEP YOUR THINKPAN INSIDE OF YOUR SKULL, DUALSCAR.
OD: Really, noww.
GHB: i don't joke around about my hobbies.
OD: O' course.
GHB: WHY IS IT THAT YOU ARE ONE OF THE ONLY TROLLS THAT REFUSES TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY?
GHB: even her imperious condescension looks to me whenever the slaves get in a fight or try to escape.
OD: ...Nay, I take ye wwith utmost seriousness.
OD: - Dualscar bows, but only slightly: just a tilt of his head and a nigh imperceptible bend in the knee. -
GHB: - The Grand Highblood squints slightly before sighing in frustration -
GHB: THAT'LL DO.
OD: - He straightens almost immediately, smirking to himself. -
OD: I wwas told you and yours 'ad need o' my servvices.
OD: Servvices here meanin' that of lusii killin'.
GHB: of course. isn't that the only thing you do besides kissing up to people in close relations with the empress?
OD: Excuse me?
GHB: I'M NOT BLIND. I'VE SEEN HOW YOU ATTEMPT TO IMPRESS THOSE WORKING NEAR HER THRONE ROOM.
GHB: of course, every time you get a chance to be in the same room with her, you get called off to other duties. and i always laugh.
GHB: YOU TALK ABOUT HER SO FUCKING MUCH, YET I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU EVEN MAKE PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH HER.
GHB: what a cute little motherfucking flushcrush.
OD: I ain't at liberty to speak about this wwith you.
OD: Or anyone.
OD: There's nothin' to speak of. You tryin' to get me culled wwith your fuckin' falsehoods?
GHB: THE ONLY WAY I'D EVER WANT YOU CULLED IS BY MY HAND, PREFERABLY IN FRONT OF THE CONDESCE.
GHB: but you know how busy she is, off making the aliens from other galaxies cower. :o(
OD: You'vve got gall, speakin' to a seadwweller in such a manner.
GHB: I NEED NOT WORRY ABOUT YOU BEING A THREAT TO ME.
OD: Wwell, there wweren't any doubt o' that.
OD: If you or one of your compatriots could simply provvide me wwith the details o' this job, I can be on my wway.
GHB: hmmph, fine. you are very boring sometimes, what with your orphaning jobs. :o(
GHB: ANYWAYS, THERE IS AN OVERABUNDANCE OF FLYING WHALE LUSII, AND THEY'RE KILLING OFF THE OTHER LAND DWELLING ONES.
GHB: i don't see why you'd care, what with them being "land dwelling" ones :o/
OD: I do as I'm ordered. Quit questionin' it.
OD: Asides, that'll be easily taken care of.
GHB: OF COURSE IT WILL BE EASY FOR YOU. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STAND FAR AWAY, THEN SHOOT THEM WITH YOUR SILLY CROSSHAIRS. BORING.
OD: Your opinion on my business don't matter to me, Highblood. Thought wwe'd established that by noww.
GHB: i can still make fun of it as often as i wish to.
OD: You think me boring, do you?
GHB: YES, VERY BORING. WHY WOULD YOU CULL SOME POOR GRUB'S LUSUS WITH CROSSHAIRS WHEN YOU CAN WRESTLE IT, THEN BEAT IT TO DEATH?
GHB: much more fun right there.
OD: Wwhy wwaste time doin' that wwhen you can finish the job far more efficiently? Wwork isn't supposed to be entertainin'.
GHB: TO ME, WORK IS ALWAYS VERY ENTERTAINING.
GHB: you get a free meal whenever you work, though unless you have permission, you can't eat the seadwellers.
GHB: THAT'S THE ONLY BORING PART. >:o(
OD: ...good to knoww.
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GHB: the fins are very unappetizing, though.
GHB: AND VERY STUPID.
OD: VVery useful.
OD: Still, I don't see howw the entertainment factor o' my wwork is a reflection o' my character.
GHB: you are very boring, even outside of work.
GHB: MOST SEADWELLERS IN GENERAL ARE BORING.
GHB: "land dwelling scum" this, "stupid land dwellers" that.
OD: And I suppose you havve a fuckin' suggestion so as to change that, wwhat wwith your criticisms?
GHB: I DON'T THINK I'LL CHANGE IT. YOU ARE ALL JUST DOOMED TO BE NON-ENTERTAINING UNLESS YOU'RE SPOUTING BLOOD FROM YOUR PROTEIN CHUTES.
OD: I disagree.
GHB: which is the only nice aspect about you all. your blood stands out perfectly on the walls.
GHB: OH REALLY NOW?
OD: Aye.
GHB: i finally find something to appreciate about your blood and you nag me >:o(
OD: The sight of our bloods stainin' your walls ain't exactly somethin' to be appreciated, on our part.
GHB: OF COURSE, NOT TO YOU. YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW TASTY YOUR OWN BLOOD LIKELY IS.
OD: I should damn wwell hope not.
GHB: you mean you've never been curious? not once?
OD: Fuck, no.
GHB: WOW. YOU REALLY ARE MORE IDIOTIC AND BORING THAN I THOUGHT.
GHB: of course, it's never too late for you to find out how your own blood tastes.
OD: Is that a threat?
GHB: IF YOU WANT IT TO BE, YES. HOW DOES A PUNCH TO THE JAW SOUND TO YOU RIGHT NOW?
OD: Ah, no, I wwasn't wwantin' for it to be. But if that's all you wwant wwith me...
OD: I'd best be leavvin'.
GHB: boring. >:o(
GHB: EVERYTHING YOU DO IS BORING. YOU DON'T EVEN WANT ME TO SNAP ONE OF YOUR HORNS?
OD: N- No. Most definitely not.
GHB: ahaha, i heard that, dualscar.
GHB: HOW CAN YOU CULL LUSII IF YOU GET FREAKED OUT BY ME?
GHB: you probably shit your pants if a whale even notices you.
OD: The lusii pose no threat.
OD: Not that you pose a threat, mind.
GHB: WHY DO YOU ONLY ATTACK FROM A DISTANCE IF LUSII POSE NO THREAT, HMM?
OD: I don't. My wwork doesn't only consist of your chartering, you knoww.
GHB: hmph. fair enough, i suppose.
GHB: SAY, WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE WIMPY SCARS ACROSS YOUR FACE? THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK BAD COMPARED TO THE ONES I HAVE.
OD: Ah, wwell. I shall simply say, the slavve trade leads to a few unsavvory characters. This wwas swweeps ago; of course it ain't sevvere.
GHB: and you got your title named after them? boring.
OD: As if yours wwere anymore original.
GHB: THE REASON I GOT MY TITLE WAS BECAUSE I HAVE THE SAME BLOOD AND SYMBOL AS THE PREVIOUS "GRAND HIGHBLOOD" FROM AGES AND AGES AGO. I DIDN'T HAVE TO GET WELL PLACED SCARS TO GET THIS FAR.
OD: But you didn't wwork for it, now, did you?
GHB: hell yes i worked for it.
GHB: SWEEPS OF SUBJUGGULATOR TRAINING FROM THE FUCKING MOMENT I COULD HOLD A CLUB.
GHB: i didn't even have to wait for the old highblood to die. i was destined to kill him at a certain age.
OD: O' course, howw could I 'ave forgotten.
GHB: NOW I JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR SOME OTHER GRUB OF MY CASTE TO BE HATCHED. UNTIL THEN, I GET MOTHERFUCKIN ROYAL LIFE EXTENSION.
GHB: even though you're the condesce's number one fan, you still haven't even seen her up close.
GHB: AHAHAHA.
GHB: i wonder if you'll let life extension for drooling over her every command and law :o?
GHB: **get
OD: I told you, I havve no idea wwhat the fuck you're talkin' about.
GHB: PRETTY MUCH EVERY TROLL AROUND YOU WITH A THINKPAN KNOWS ABOUT YOUR CRUSH, DUALSCAR.
OD: There is no fuckin' crush.
GHB: yes there isssss >:o)
GHB: IF I TOLD HER THAT SOME SEADWELLER HAD A CRUSH ON HER, WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO PROPERLY LIE YOUR WAY OUT?
GHB: i am seriously considering telling her, just to get your cape in a fucking knot.
OD: Fuckin-- I am not flushed for the Empress.
GHB: YOU DENY SO MANY THINGS, DUALSCAR.
OD: I'm tellin' the damn truth.
GHB: oh really now?
OD: Aye.
GHB: IF I BROUGHT HER IN HERE RIGHT NOW, WOULD YOU STILL BE SAYING THAT OR WOULD YOU BE A WIBBLING MESS?
OD: ...I wwould only speak the truth in her presence.
GHB: hmmmph. >:oC boring seadwellers and their evasive answers.
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OD: Wwhere the hell wwould you get an idea like that, anyhoww?
GHB: ARE YOU ACTING LIKE I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU JUMP AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO SEE HER IN PERSON?
OD: Any commoner wwould wwant to see her in person.
GHB: some wouldn't. for instance, rustbloods that don't want their sorry asses to be culled.
OD: Evven so, that ain't near evvidence as to my bein' flushed for her.
GHB: I COULD ATTEMPT TO STRANGLE YOU UNTIL YOU TOLD ME THE TRUTH. :o?
OD: D-Does it really hold that much significance?
GHB: honestly, no. but i'd enjoy killing you anyways.
GHB: AND I'D HAVE THE EXPRESSION ON YOUR SORRY FACE TO LAUGH ABOUT.
OD: You talk an awwful lot about killin' me.
OD: Curious howw you ain't attempted it yet.
GHB: do you want me to carry it out, orphaner? -The Grand Highblood stands up, grinning-
OD: No, no, merely commentin'.
GHB: HMMPH, YOU CAN'T JUST TALK TO ME ABOUT KILLING AND SUCH WITHOUT MAKING ME HUNGRY, YOU KNOW.
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GHB: :o( aw.