Anon - [Nameless] [Meisa/others/drunk/suggestive/silly]

Full tags: Meisa, Hexferry, Virgo, Golden Corral, Sepia, Waspy, Caramel, slice-of-life, alcohol, drunkenness, dancing, suggestive

Prompt:
I want Meisa to sing and dance to divinyls "I touch myself" while putting on a very lewd, unladylike dance show

Aggregated replies:
>Meisa never touched hard liquor since that day
"Meisa please get down from the table..."
>"No! Don't tell a lady what to do, especiahally when that lady is feeling so naughty and aliiivveeee~!"
"Meisa please! You're humiliating yourself!'
>*hic "You try having to be so perfect and each and every move and word needs to be calculated and precise! FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU MOM! TONIGHT MEI-MEI IS GONNA BE HER OWN MARE! WOOOOOOOOOOO
>Meisa then flashes her honey pot for all to see in all it's dainty splendor
>"Take a good long look gentlemen! Momma wants to get some tonight!" said the inebriated mare while shaking her booty and slapping her bum with each word
>all the while Hexferry tries to calm her down and Goldie cheers to keep doing it
>Sepia joins Meisa in shaking her butt and slapping her booty cus she thinks its a game
>Goldie goes full big sis mode and tries to drag her offstage
>Caramel is just laughing
>Virgo and Waspy are watching intently while recording with a video camera
>Hexferry starts to squeak angrily as Caramel suggests she should join in on the fun as well
>and shoots a glare at Virgo when he opens his mouth and says he agrees with Caramel
>Meisa suddenly starts making out with Sepia
>Goldie stops trying to get Sepia off of the table and stares in shock for a few minutes before yanking Sepia off of Meisa and giving Meisa an angry glare
>Caramel lets out a whistle at Meisa's little stunt
>Sepia is confused what Meisa was doing
>Goldie makes up a lie about Meisa being drunk and trying out her CPR skills and then drags Sepia out out of the bar
>Meisa licks her lips and notices how intensely Waspy and Virgo are now looking at her
>asks lewdly if Waspy and Virgo want some "CPR" as well
>Waspy moves his hooves to his crotch to hide something, Virgo just nods with wide eyes
>Hexferry now yanks Meisa off of the table
>Meisa starts to cuddle and nuzzle Hexferry who starts to blush madly
>Caramel is about to say something but Hexferry silences her
>but then lets out a surprised squeak when Meisa slaps her on her behind
>A vein starts to throb on Hexferrys forehead when she hears Virgo yell out and ask if he's still getting some CPR while Waspy facehoofs
>Meisa starts kissing Hexxy while she was busy being angry at Virgo
>Hexxy freezes up as Meisa starts making love to Hexxy's neck which then leads to her mouth
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>Meisa is dropped by a stunned Hexxy while Caramel congratulates Meisa who gets up and awkwardly waddles to Virgo, trying to be sexy but failing
>she gets to Virgo who has a really big grin on his face and hooves on his crotch
>Meisa lolls her tongue out and trails her hoof along Virgo's chest and ches	t fluff, saying how much she likes his figure and was always interested in testing him out for herself
>Virgo's grin grows bigger from the praise
>Meisa pulls him closer to her face with his fluff and sloppily makes out with him
>Virgo looks euphoric as Meisa feels him up while she was busy eating his face
>Meisa lets go of a now passed out Virgo who's soldier stands at attention
>Meisa turns to the red faced Waspy and stalks over to him
>Waspy gulps as she gets behind him and coos in his ear how much she thought he was cute and how adorable he gets when other ponies hug or nuzzle him
>she starts feeling him as much as she did with Virgo and sniffs his mane, remarking how much it smells like honey and wax
>she turns the now completely red-faced and limp Waspy to her face and gives him the tongue
>Waspy melts completely and has become putty on Meisa's hooves
>Waspy is set down much the same way as Virgo
>Caramel raises a small sign with a "10/10 would fap to" on it
>Hexxy is still still like a statue and when prodded, crumples under her own weight and slumps forward
>Goldie is nowhere to be seen, as is Sepia
>Tonic is also nowhere to be seen, but a few slapping noises in the backroom suggest his possible location

	>Outside the bar
>A flustered Goldie is escorting Sepia home
>Sepia constantly hounds Goldie about the CPR
>She's naive enough to believe her but can't be certain it wasn't a kiss, like she read about in a book
>She keeps asking if the gold one is sure
>Goldie is desperately trying to avoid confessing the truth to what happened
>The small moth is adamant and unwavering in her pursuit
>It looks more and more like the 'big sister' is about to be cornered into an explanation
>Sepia doesn't even know that lesbianism exists
>Her knowledge of sex is limited to 'sole purpose of procreation'
>Goldie tries to explain lesbianism to Sepia as somethign like being very good friends
>Sepia asks if she and Goldie are lesbians
>Goldie says no
>Sepia is not pleased
>Starts to loudly beg for goldie to be lesbians with her
>Goldie is not sure how to get out from this one
>Sepai remembers all of those lessons and tips she got from Caramel about "gettign alogn very well with someone"
>Sepia is now flirting with Goldie without knowing what she's doing
>while telling her to be lesbians with her

>Next morning
>Meisa wakes up with a killer hangover and in a big pile of moths consisting of herself, Virgo, Waspy, Tonic, Operator, Hexferry, Caramel, Lucid and Squeak
>finds a video tape
>watches tape
>vows to never drink again

Mentioned: Tonic, Operator, Lucid