fuckin retarded

Sjaak: im just looking for steam funds to get some games dont play alot of csgo anymore
Zeiss_ S> Items: yea
Zeiss_ S> Items: so like anything really but the knife
Zeiss_ S> Items: basically haha
Sjaak: so like what?
Sjaak: i kinda like hyper beast but its battle scarred haha
Zeiss_ S> Items: yea
Zeiss_ S> Items: i was lookin on steam rep
Zeiss_ S> Items: whats all that from
Sjaak: but i gues it doesnt matter as im selling it on steam
Sjaak: oh yeah i pissed of the wrong guy and he made alot of fake chats with his friends
Sjaak: because i said no to a deal he really wanted
Zeiss_ S> Items: lmao
Zeiss_ S> Items: theres 3 different ones
Zeiss_ S> Items: what are the other 2
Sjaak: same his friends haha i know had to explain to alot of pepole
Sjaak: u can just change ur name and profile picture to mine and no one would know
Zeiss_ S> Items: they're all you
Zeiss_ S> Items: all 3 unrelated
Zeiss_ S> Items: but idk
Sjaak: you can see that they are within the same time period
Zeiss_ S> Items: one isnt
Sjaak: and then they stop herrasing me
Zeiss_ S> Items: its from jan the others from april
Zeiss_ S> Items: ok
Zeiss_ S> Items: so how much u wanna buy
Zeiss_ S> Items: 2 hyperbeasts?
Sjaak: yeah for now might want to buy more later if i need any more funds
Sjaak: just bought street fighter the new one and running low on funds
Sjaak: but i can understand if u dont want to sell to me i usually buy from pepole i already bought some from in the past
Zeiss_ S> Items: yea
Zeiss_ S> Items: ill sell u some stuff
Zeiss_ S> Items: but might not in the future as it will most likely be sold already if ya get me
Sjaak: oh u need money that quickly?
Zeiss_ S> Items: yea
Zeiss_ S> Items: my friend wants his part this week
Zeiss_ S> Items: haha
Sjaak: his part?
Zeiss_ S> Items: we both won
Zeiss_ S> Items: and im sellin all of our stuff together
Zeiss_ S> Items: cuz i have the connections
Sjaak: ah okay
Sjaak: well if a good deal i can maybe buy more
Zeiss_ S> Items: kk
Zeiss_ S> Items: wanna buy the m4 rn
Zeiss_ S> Items: or somethn
Sjaak: yeah i can take the 2 m4s rn
Zeiss_ S> Items: k one sec finishing up somethin
Sjaak: will u still have skins thomorow might want more thomorow
Zeiss_ S> Items: yea prob
Zeiss_ S> Items: but idk
Sjaak: so current marketplace price right?
Sjaak: thats 24,64 70% is 17,25 euros
Zeiss_ S> Items: can u do in us?
Zeiss_ S> Items: USD
Sjaak: well i will send as euros but if u put it on bank after it turns into usd
Zeiss_ S> Items: k
Zeiss_ S> Items: gime a sec
Sjaak: ok
Zeiss_ S> Items: i think theres 1 hyperbeast
Zeiss_ S> Items: ill look in game tho
Sjaak: oh well then the cyrex ft i gues its like worth 1 more euro
Zeiss_ S> Items: how much is it on market for u
Sjaak: 13
Zeiss_ S> Items: i did google euro to dollar
Zeiss_ S> Items: dollar to euro i mean
Zeiss_ S> Items: 13.4 euro
Sjaak: so 18 euros then right?
Zeiss_ S> Items: 18 yes
Zeiss_ S> Items: one sec
Zeiss_ S> Items: bobifer2@gmail.com
Sjaak: thats ur paypal?
Zeiss_ S> Items: yea
Sjaak: let me check if there are any fees
Zeiss_ S> Items: wait
Zeiss_ S> Items: the hyperbeast and cyrex are like the same price
Zeiss_ S> Items: so its 18.75 euro actually
Sjaak: i did the math if u add the cyrex and the hyperbeast and then 70% from that its 18
Zeiss_ S> Items: https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/M4A1-S%20%7C%20Hyper%20Beast%20(Battle-Scarred)
Zeiss_ S> Items: https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/M4A1-S%20%7C%20Cyrex%20(Field-Tested)
Sjaak: oh prize just went up because someone bought the hyperbeast
Sjaak: haha lol :P
Sjaak: no its fine no need to whine over 75 cents
Zeiss_ S> Items: k whatev
Zeiss_ S> Items: heh
Sjaak: no fees luckly
Zeiss_ S> Items: so as soon as i see the cash
Sjaak: let me know when ur ready
Zeiss_ S> Items: ill send the items
Zeiss_ S> Items: i have the email
Zeiss_ S> Items: ready to go
Sjaak: well u have to go first obviously
Zeiss_ S> Items: uhh
Zeiss_ S> Items: k
Zeiss_ S> Items: sent
Zeiss_ S> Items: now send money
Sjaak: bobifer2@gmail.com
Sjaak: right?
Zeiss_ S> Items: yes
Sjaak: double checking
Zeiss_ S> Items: im verified and all that jazz so ye
Sjaak: i send it its on the way :)
Sjaak: let me know when u want to sell more for thomorow might have some more cash
Zeiss_ S> Items: one sec
Zeiss_ S> Items: hasnt shown up
Zeiss_ S> Items: can u screenshot and show me u  sent bb
Sjaak: dont worry my paypal says pending sometimes takes a while srry for the trouble
Zeiss_ S> Items: can i see ss tho
Sjaak: ill do it in a second getting a drink brb
Zeiss_ S> Items: k
Zeiss_ S> Items: u back
Zeiss_ S> Items: ?
Zeiss_ S> Items: yo
Sjaak: hey
Sjaak: srry just got back
Sjaak: here
Zeiss_ S> Items: ok
Sjaak: http://imgur.com/mhh7zIU
Sjaak: i had a 0,06 usd charge it said it didnt really weird
Sjaak: oh well 6 cents
Zeiss_ S> Items: i didnt see it yet
Zeiss_ S> Items: i dont see it yet
Sjaak: weird i send it look at the screenshot
Zeiss_ S> Items: can u show on front pager of paypal
Sjaak: i need like 25 more euros for fallout 4
Zeiss_ S> Items: like overview
Sjaak: yeah sec
Sjaak: http://imgur.com/sfVWV8L
Sjaak: i dont know why u want to see the front pager but here u have
Zeiss_ S> Items: not that
Zeiss_ S> Items: like the transaction page like this https://gyazo.com/543aae6dc6c582ea4442d676fb1b8d5b
Sjaak: i dont have that
Zeiss_ S> Items: like where it shows your balance
Zeiss_ S> Items: and stuff
Sjaak: its diffrent for mine
Zeiss_ S> Items: hm
Sjaak: in europe
Zeiss_ S> Items: i just want this money to go thru
Sjaak: i can call paypal thomorow
Zeiss_ S> Items: can i get the items back til then please?
Zeiss_ S> Items: and if it goes through
Zeiss_ S> Items: ill give them right back
Sjaak: bro i just send the money cant really give it back then u will have both
Zeiss_ S> Items: can i have 1 back
Zeiss_ S> Items: cuz i do not see it in my balance
Zeiss_ S> Items: nor, have i gotten an email
Sjaak: let me see your balance
Zeiss_ S> Items: https://gyazo.com/d90b3e7108f85ea089e2d44619bb5acd
Zeiss_ S> Items: so?
Sjaak: idk man weird
Sjaak: we can try it again i can buy for 13 dollars more then im out
Zeiss_ S> Items: so could i get 1 back
Sjaak: do u have something for that price?
Zeiss_ S> Items: what
Sjaak did not respond to the trade request.
Sjaak: like 13 dollars range
Zeiss_ S> Items: 13 euro?
Sjaak: no dollars i have like 10 euro left
Zeiss_ S> Items: umm prob yea
Zeiss_ S> Items: so could i get the items back
Sjaak: oh wait did u mean this?
Sjaak: http://imgur.com/0NBp12i
Zeiss_ S> Items: yehs
Zeiss_ S> Items: didnt get any notification
Zeiss_ S> Items: thati  got it
Zeiss_ S> Items: or anythign
Sjaak: maybe it just takes some time
Zeiss_ S> Items: are you goin to bed
Sjaak: its international
Sjaak: not yet
Zeiss_ S> Items: but like
Sjaak: why?
Zeiss_ S> Items: i buy stuff from people in romania
Zeiss_ S> Items: they get the money instantly
Zeiss_ S> Items: and vice versa
Zeiss_ S> Items: like a guy in the UK
Zeiss_ S> Items: i sell him items
Zeiss_ S> Items: he give me money
Zeiss_ S> Items: instantly shows up
Sjaak: i gues we can try it again let me see what u have in inventory
Zeiss_ S> Items: send like .1 euro
Zeiss_ S> Items: to see if it goes thru
Sjaak: i cant minimum like 5 with fees
Sjaak: i can send 5 for the 2 keys i gues
Zeiss_ S> Items: hm
Zeiss_ S> Items: ill give it a bit
Zeiss_ S> Items: for the money
Sjaak: i send u 5 would like the keys though
Zeiss_ S> Items: nah
Sjaak: http://imgur.com/4XkinwL
Zeiss_ S> Items: its all good
Zeiss_ S> Items: u sent it?
Sjaak: yes
Zeiss_ S> Items: leme see if it goes thru
Sjaak: as i said it takes some time internationaal when i send money to usa from my country
Zeiss_ S> Items: what country
Sjaak: holland
Sjaak: but bro i just send 5 dollars as u can see u want to trade some more?
Zeiss_ S> Items: none of it has shown up
Sjaak: its quite normal from my country to you
Zeiss_ S> Items: does it say pending or anything
Zeiss_ S> Items: its to bobifer2@gmail.com correct
Sjaak: it says in afwachting
Zeiss_ S> Items: expectation
Sjaak: wat?
Zeiss_ S> Items: thats what afwachting
Zeiss_ S> Items: means
Zeiss_ S> Items: in english
Zeiss_ S> Items: expectation
Sjaak: yeah pending
Zeiss_ S> Items: til when
Sjaak: it doesnt say
Zeiss_ S> Items: did u do friends and family
Zeiss_ S> Items: or what
Zeiss_ S> Items: cuz on one of the ss it said gift
Sjaak: i did cadeau
Zeiss_ S> Items: gift
Sjaak: yes gift
Zeiss_ S> Items: did u get the email correct cuz
Zeiss_ S> Items: thats a common thing
Zeiss_ S> Items: and see if u can cancel it
Sjaak: yes u can see the screenshot right? its the good email
Sjaak: i cannot cancel it im afraid its pending
Zeiss_ S> Items: did u do from bank or something
Sjaak: paypal bank
Zeiss_ S> Items: ur balance?
Sjaak: my balance is 13 dollars right now as i said
Sjaak: its now 8 dollars because i send u the 5 dollars
Sjaak: i am getting something for it right otherwise im overpaying :(
Zeiss_ S> Items: yes u are
Zeiss_ S> Items: im just looking how to get the money rn
Zeiss_ S> Items: what time is it there
Sjaak: trying to buy fallout 4 for my brother his birthday is coming up it will make him happy
Sjaak: 05:48
Zeiss_ S> Items: yea
Zeiss_ S> Items: i get it
Zeiss_ S> Items: i jsut want to get this figured out cuz like
Zeiss_ S> Items: i have not seen anything yet
Zeiss_ S> Items: and u have my items
Sjaak: and u have my money +5 extra
Zeiss_ S> Items: but i dont its not in my balance
Sjaak: bad situatie
Zeiss_ S> Items: yea
Zeiss_ S> Items: ok
Zeiss_ S> Items: so
Zeiss_ S> Items: herees how we will do this
Zeiss_ S> Items: gime back an m4, ill hold onto it as collateral
Zeiss_ S> Items: as soon as i see the money
Zeiss_ S> Items: ill give it and the 2 keys to u
Sjaak: so u have my money and 1 of the skins are u trying to scam me
Zeiss_ S> Items: no
Zeiss_ S> Items: i do not have your money
Zeiss_ S> Items: i took a screenshot showing that i do not have it
Zeiss_ S> Items: u saw
Sjaak: well i dont have it either anymore
Sjaak: i send u screenshot
Zeiss_ S> Items: what else does it sayo n the ehting
Zeiss_ S> Items: on the thing
Sjaak: whut?
Zeiss_ S> Items: like click on the sent thing
Sjaak: me not understand
Zeiss_ S> Items: and it opens up and shows details
Zeiss_ S> Items: u get what i mean
Sjaak: it doesnt here i said i had diffrent
Zeiss_ S> Items: click on the sent payment
Sjaak: the first screenshot i send u is the only thing it shows
Sjaak: http://imgur.com/mhh7zIU
Zeiss_ S> Items: so weird
Zeiss_ S> Items: so its pending
Zeiss_ S> Items: ive never had this happen
Sjaak: yeah its in afwachting
Zeiss_ S> Items: ok
Zeiss_ S> Items: i got it
Zeiss_ S> Items: u give me an m4 back
Zeiss_ S> Items: i give u a key
Zeiss_ S> Items: and when i get the money
Zeiss_ S> Items: i give the other key and m4 back to u
Zeiss_ S> Items: i need something
Zeiss_ S> Items: cuz like
Sjaak: but u said you got it?
Zeiss_ S> Items: no
Zeiss_ S> Items: i got it as in like ok its pending
Sjaak: no its afwachting
Zeiss_ S> Items: https://gyazo.com/e102e5b68513559d444e5fb2f5c9ed3e
Zeiss_ S> Items: does it say til when
Sjaak: no it just says AFWACHTING
Sjaak: in all CAPS
Zeiss_ S> Items: https://translate.google.com/#nl/en/AFWACHTING
Zeiss_ S> Items: pending
Sjaak: yeah afwachting
Zeiss_ S> Items: i just want something as collateral so im not out if the money doesnt show up
Zeiss_ S> Items: i havent gotten any emails or anything
Sjaak: my brother just woke op i explained he doesnt undorstand and asked what i got for the 5 extra dollars
Zeiss_ S> Items: so
Zeiss_ S> Items: what i am saying
Zeiss_ S> Items: the money is not here
Zeiss_ S> Items: on my end
Zeiss_ S> Items: right
Zeiss_ S> Items has changed their name to Zeiss_.
Sjaak: i do not know u send the same screenshot
Zeiss_: go look at the otehr one
Zeiss_: theres 2
Sjaak: but what i get for 5 dollar
Zeiss_: for the 5 bucks
Zeiss_: ill give u the keys
Zeiss_: when i get my money
Sjaak: bucks??
Zeiss_: $5
Zeiss_: bucks means dollars
Sjaak: oh waaaauw im so dumb
Zeiss_: nah u arent
Sjaak: so i get keys for 5 dollar i think thats fair but paying alot for the keys though
Zeiss_: i'll give u the keys
Zeiss_: when the money is on my balance
Zeiss_: ok?
Zeiss_: i need to have some collateral
Sjaak had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
Zeiss_: onderpand? is that how u say
Sjaak: bro u have all the money and now u want the skins this sounds like SCAM!
Zeiss_: no
Zeiss_: im not scammin u
Zeiss_: i didnt receive my money
Zeiss_: u have the 2 m4's right
Sjaak: i just payed way to much for 2 m4s and now u want them back
Zeiss_: i do
Zeiss_: but
Zeiss_: like
Zeiss_: i get what ur sayin
Sjaak: give keys
Zeiss_: i gave them
Zeiss_: u gave me the money
Zeiss_: https://gyazo.com/c88d8f03c8a33128582c75cfffac7b14
Zeiss_: but again, look