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- (*) = equipment that can be found in a gift box or from an NPC
- "Guts Capsule"
- • This capsule increases your Guts when taken.
- "IQ Capsule"
- • This capsule increases your IQ when taken.
- "Luck Capsule"
- • This capsule increases your Luck when taken.
- "Luck Lemonade"
- • One swig of this lucky beverage will make you as lucky as a four-leafed clover glued to a horseshoe that has a rabbit's foot hanging from it.
- • Drinking this permanently raises luck by 3.
- "Origin of Fire"
- • Burning eternally bright, this flame is said to have been what lead to humanity's discovery of fire.
- • Throughout the ages, it's been sought after by many people.
- • Countless wars were fought over this flame, and equally as many empires have fallen as a result.
- • And yet, you just found it lying in a box in a cave.
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- Restorative Items
- "Black Forest Cake"
- • This delicious cake contains chocolate, frosting, and strawberries.
- • It restores a sizeable amount of HP and PP... and that's no lie.
- • Restores about 300 HP and 50 PP.
- "Brain Food Lunch"
- • A lunch made of delectable brains.
- • Any zombie would love this.
- • Restores about 180 HP and 30 MP.
- "Can of Soda"
- • A (thankfully unopened) 6 oz can of soda.
- • Restores about 20 MP.
- "Candy Corn"
- • This incredibly sugary treat is just what the doctor ordered to cure those wounds inflicted in combat.
- • Restores about 66 HP.
- "Caramel Apple"
- • It tastes great, and you can tell your parents its healthy because you're eating fruit!
- • Restores about 126 HP.
- "Chocolate Bar"
- • A fun-sized chocolate bar.
- • Despite what the name implies, these do not actually contain any more fun than the regular size bars.
- • Restores about 96 HP.
- "Chocolate Chip Pizza"
- • Like a small pizza, but with chocolate chips and syrup instead of tomato sauce and cheese.
- • This is a special seasonal item typically sold in autumn.
- • Restores about 120 HP and 20 MP.
- "Cookie Cake"
- • This enormous cookie can feed a whole group of hungry, sugar-starved kids.
- • Restores about 90 HP and 15 MP to the whole party.
- "Colby Jack Cheese"
- • A type of cheese with a flavor similar to cheddar, yet milder.
- • Goes great with sausages.
- • Restores about 144 HP.
- "Crab Cake"
- • A type of food composed of crab with bread, milk, mayonnaise, eggs, etc.
- • However, these are vegetarian crab cakes, so there's no actual crab in them.
- • Restores about 204 HP.
- "Cream Cheese Bagel"
- • This bagel is sold with the cream cheese already applied to the bagel, for ease of use in battle.
- • Restores about 174 HP.
- "Cup of coffee"
- • Plain old coffee.
- • No one will think you're hip if you only drink this. Well, at least it restores some HP.
- • Restores about 72 HP.
- "Cup Ramen"
- • The number one food choice of poor college kids.
- • But children can eat it too if they want, so dig in.
- • Restores about 108 HP.
- "Cupcake"
- • This little confection is topped with icing, sprinkles, and a cherry on top.
- • Restores about 60 HP and 10 MP.
- "Filet Mignon"
- • A juicy, delicious cut of tenderloin.
- • Restores about 234 HP.
- "Foot-long Sub"
- • This type of sandwich is also sometimes known as a Hero, Po' Boy, Grinder, Gyro, Hoagie, Torpedo, etc.
- • This sandwich is so large, it can easily feed up to three 12-year-old kids.
- • Restores about 180 HP to the entire party.
- "Fudge Brownie"
- • The ultimate desert.
- • A decadent brownie smothered in hot fudge.
- • Sometimes they include a scoop of ice cream on top, but not this one, since you found it lying around in a gift box.
- • Restores about 180 HP and 30 MP.
- "Jasmine Tea"
- • A type of tea that is popular in big cities right now.
- • It has restorative powers far surpassing that of normal tea.
- • Restores about 264 HP.
- "Latte"
- • Actually a double espresso mocha java latte.
- • Just imagine how cool you would look if you were sipping this in a cafe while typing away on your Orange Notebook.
- • Really cool, that's how cool.
- • Restores about 40 MP.
- "Mint Ice Cream"
- • The special mints are actually what gives this food its PP-restoring powers.
- • The ice cream is just there because it's so good.
- • Restores about 60 MP.
- "Miracle Drug"
- • This amazing drug can cure any affliction, and can even revive those who were rendered unconscious
- • by being on the receiving end of a vicious beating.
- "Muffin"
- • Even though the top tastes the best, you have to eat the whole thing to get the advertised HP recovery.
- • Restores about 120 HP.
- "Mystery Cake"
- • Just what is this cake made of? The ingredients seem otherwordly, but it apparently is a favorite in the monster world.
- • Restores about 162 HP.
- "Orange Cream Cookie"
- • This festive cookie is cut into the shape of a pumpkin, and decorated with orange cream.
- • Restores about 48 HP.
- "Orange Smoothie"
- • A chilled beverage made by blending ice, yougurt, and oranges.
- • Restores about 186 HP.
- "Party Platter"
- • "Fo-ah suppa I, er, uh, want a... party platter!"
- • This massive meal will provide massive heals for your entire party.
- • Restores about 360 HP to the entire party.
- "Penicillin Milkshake"
- • The wonder drug penicllin, now in tasty milkshake form that kids are sure to love!
- • In addition to the effects cured by the Pill Pizza, this will cure paralysis, and will revive an unconscious person 75% of the time.
- "Pepperoni Pizza"
- • This is a medium sized pizza, so everyone in the party can have a slice.
- • Restores about 90 HP to the entire party.
- "Pill Pizza"
- • It's like an extra large pizza with pepperoni, but instead of pepperoni there are various prescription drug pills on it.
- • This will cure your entire party of poison, crying, disorientation, sleep, or radiation.
- "Pizza Slice"
- • Just a single slice of cheese pizza, no frills.
- • Restores about 156 HP.
- "PowerDrink"
- • Consuming this energy drink makes you feel like a fighter jet made out of... never mind, I'm not doing this.
- • Restores about 80 MP.
- "Raspberry Tofu"
- • The recently unveiled product designed to compete with Strawberry Tofu.
- • Restores about 450 HP.
- "Soul Cake"
- • Despite the name, these cakes aren't made of concentrated souls.
- • They are merely something to Soulers on Hallowmas, back in the time of yore.
- • But they're making a comeback, though. In a big way.
- • Restores about 78 HP.
- "Summer Sausage"
- • Delicious sausage seasoned with an exotic blend of semi-imported spices.
- • Goes great with cheese.
- • Restores about 276 HP.
- "Tofu"
- • Tofu is the latest craze for trendy eaters in big cities.
- • This tofu is just plain ole regular tofu though.
- • Restores about 96 HP.
- "Triple Burger"
- • Garnished with all kinds of stuff, it's pretty much a delicious heart attack on a bun.
- • Restores about 330 HP.
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- Battle Items
- "Ninja Star"
- • Item for use by Clyde.
- • A small circular bladed weapon often used by ninjas as a throwing weapon.
- • This is a special ninja star that drains the chakra of the target it hits.
- • This causes the target to lose any shields it had in effect.
- • Also, it inflicts damage on the target, naturally.
- • Gone after one use.
- "Poison Dart"
- • Item for use by Clyde.
- • When fired at an enemy, it injects a debilitating toxin into the bloodstream.
- • This results in a loss of ability, lowering the offense and defense of the target.
- • Gone after one use.
- "Holy Water"
- • A bottle of holy water smuggled from a church.
- • This water is the bane of undead foes.
- • When splashed on some enemies, it causes rapid degradation of an undead's body tissue.
- • Causes about 300 damage to all undead enemies present.
- • Gone after one use.
- "Shuriken"
- • Item for use by Clyde.
- • A more powerful idea of the ninja star.
- • This weapon also has the same chakra-draining (shield-breaking) properties.
- • Gone after one use.
- "Smoke Bomb"
- • Item for use by Clyde.
- • Some ninjas use this to distract the enemy while they make their escape.
- • However, this smoke bomb is used to temporarily cloud the enemy's field of vision, causing him to be unable to act (you know... immobilized).
- • This item's chance of working is based off of the target's resistance to paralysis.
- • Can be used many times.
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- Weapons (Sally)
- "Bamboo Broom"
- • A standard broom with a handle made out of bamboo.
- • Please note that it does not contain a hidden sword in the shaft.
- • Offense: 14
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Sally
- "Shooting Star" (*)
- • This most basic broom is actually a quite outdated model, but it still makes a nice bludgeoning tool.
- • Offense: 19
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Sally
- "Bluebottle Broom"
- • This brrom is designed for safe and comfortable flight.
- • Of course, since you aren't actually a witch, you can't fly on it.
- • Offense: 27
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Sally
- "Cleansweep Five"
- • A rather antiquated broom, but it gets the job done.
- • For you though, the only job it will be getting done is the bashing of enemies.
- • Offense: 38
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Sally
- "Comet 260"
- • A broom that was created more with aesthetics in mind than functionality.
- • Offense: 27
- • Guts: 60
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Sally
- "Nimbus 2000"
- • A swift broom designed for racing.
- • Of course, since you can't fly a broom, I guess it's still good for hitting the enemy really fast.
- • Offense: 56
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Sally
- "Cleansweep Seven"
- • The next in the line of Cleansweeps, this broom is a nice step up from the Cleansweep Five.
- • Offense: 68
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Sally
- "Nimbus 2001"
- • This broom is superior to the Nimbus 2000 in every way.
- • Offense: 76
- • Guts: 5
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Sally
- "Firebolt"
- • This high performance broom is top of the line in all areas, especially when used as a bashing weapon.
- • Offense: 95
- • Guts: 45
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Sally
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- Weapons (Craig)
- "Packing Peanuts"
- • A box whose contents are long gone, and only the packing peanuts remain.
- • They can potentially be a deadly weapon if thrown correctly.
- • Offense: 13
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Craig
- "Bucket of Rocks"
- • Yeah, this is something you can just find outside anywhere.
- • But you had to use storebought ones, didn't you?
- • Offense: 18
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Craig
- "Sack of Fruit" (*)
- • Why compare apples to oranges when you can chuck both at your enemy?
- • Offense: 24
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Craig
- "Carton of Fresh Eggs"
- • Even though it claims to only have a dozen eggs, this carton will never run out of them.
- • And don't worry, there's no chance of them turning into chickens.
- • Offense: 32
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Craig
- "Box of Bricks"
- • You'll never run out of these, 'cause it's a Super Jumbo Box!
- • Just don't utilize this useful tool near any windows.
- • Offense: 42
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Craig
- "Mr. Baseball"
- • Legends say that this ball was caught by a fan at a ballpark.
- • Offense: 54
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Craig
- "Encyclopedia"
- • Allows you to teach the enemies a lesson by throwing the book at them.
- • Offense: 66
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Craig
- "Box of Kittens"
- • You need to find a home for these kittens, maybe the enemies would like them?
- • But whenever you throw a kitten to an enemy, it just claws at the enemy's face.
- • At least it does decent damage.
- • Offense: 78
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Craig
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- Weapons (Clyde)
- "Wakizashi"
- • The cheapest of the cheap.
- • A plastic sword you often see for sale on the kids aisles in stores.
- • Offense: 15
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Clyde
- "Kunai" (*)
- • A small, thin, (plastic) blade often used for throwing.
- • Of course, all the cool ninjas use them up close.
- • Offense: 21
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Clyde
- "Kaiken" (*)
- • Now we're starting to get somewhere.
- • This plastic blade is more suited for play combat.
- • Offense: 29
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Clyde
- "Ninjato" (*)
- • This sword is distinguished by its short, straight plastic edge.
- • Offense: 37
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Clyde
- "Aikuchi"
- • This blade is just under the length limit for plastic swords.
- • Offense: 45
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Clyde
- "Kodachi" (*)
- • A small plastic sword that's too big to be considered a dagger, yet not quite a long sword.
- • What a sad situation for a weapon to be in.
- • Offense: 59
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Clyde
- "Hochogata"
- • This popular type of blade is distinguished by its shorter, wider plastic edge.
- • Offense: 74
- • Guts: 5
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Clyde
- "Kanmuri-otoshi"
- • This plastic on this blade is only sharpened on one edge, with the blunt side being able to be utilized for other tasks.
- • Offense: 85
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Clyde
- "Daishou"
- • A deadly pair of swords. Double the plastic for double the damage.
- • Offense: 87
- • Guts: 25
- • Miss Rate: 1/16
- • Used by: Clyde
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- Armor (Sally)
- "Cotton Sheet"
- • This "robe" is actually just a large cotton sheet with holes in it for the head and arms.
- • Defense: 8
- • Used by: Sally
- "Silk Robe"
- • This robe, which is made of smooth silk, provides much better protection than a bedsheet with holes in it. Naturally.
- • Defense: 16
- • Used by: Sally
- "Lilac Robe" (*)
- • This robe bears the image of several purple lilac flowers.
- • It doesn't mimic their smell, though.
- • Defense: 24
- • Used by: Sally
- "Witch's Robe"
- • This crimson-colored witch robe is the real deal.
- • Provides a small amount of protection against fire.
- • Defense: 32
- • Used by: Sally
- "Star Robe" (*)
- • A robe decorated to look like the starry sky.
- • It's a popular design for spellcasters.
- • Provides a large amount of protection against paralysis.
- • Defense: 40
- • Used by: Sally
- "Designer Dress"
- • A dress from a well-known designer label.
- • It costs a ton, but it makes up for that in battle... kind of.
- • Defense: 44
- • Speed: 7
- • Used by: Sally
- "Moonlight Robe" (*)
- • A robe that is as pale blue as the moonlit night.
- • Provides a small amount of protection against flash.
- • Defense: 54
- • Used by: Sally
- "Princess Robe"
- • This gorgeously decorated robe makes you look like a noble princess.
- • Of course, it's also useful in battle. Don't all RPG princesses fight in battles?
- • Provides a small amount of protection against fire and freeze.
- • Defense: 64
- • Used by: Sally
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- Armor (Clyde and Craig)
- "Tattered Coat"
- • This ripped up shirt might as well have been found in the trash.
- • Some people will pay top dollar for shirts like this, to attain that much desired "rugged" look.
- • Defense: 10
- • Used by: Clyde and Craig
- "Cheap Shirt"
- • The type of shirt worn by someone who doesn't pay any attention to his appearance.
- • Defense: 16
- • Used by: Clyde and Craig
- "Loose Coat" (*)
- • This loose-fitting coat is easy to move around in.
- • Plus, wearing loose-fitting clothing is in style right now.
- • Defense: 20
- • Speed: 2
- • Used by: Clyde and Craig
- "Leather Jacket"
- • All the cool kids are wearing this, so it's good to finally see you join the cool crowd.
- • Waited long enough, didn't you?
- • Defense: 27
- • Used by: Clyde and Craig
- "Fiber Coat"
- • A coat made from a special fiber weave to help reduce damage.
- • Provides a small amount of protection against paralysis.
- • Defense: 34
- • Used by: Clyde and Craig
- "Metal Jacket" (*)
- • A jacket that is made of metal, but not full.
- • It's extremely difficult to move around in this...
- • Is it even worth wearing it?
- • Provides a large amount of protection against flash.
- • Defense: 60
- • Speed: -5
- • Used by: Clyde and Craig
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- Armor (Craig)
- "The Fonz's Jacket" (*) (from an NPC in the Onett burger shop)
- • EEYYYYYYYYY
- • Provides a large amount of protection against paralysis.
- • Defense: 58
- • Speed: 6
- • Used by: Craig
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- Armor (Clyde)
- "Ninja Gi"
- • Only true ninjas are allowed to wear these special clothes.
- • Yes, there are people who enforce this. Hopefully you'll never meet them.
- • Defense: 7
- • Speed: 4
- • Used by: Clyde
- "Speed Vest" (*)
- • Truly the fastest vest you'll ever see.
- • Defense: 22
- • Speed: 8
- • Used by: Clyde
- "Dark Vest" (*)
- • This vest is as dark as the night.
- • It's designed for those who like to use the darkness as cover to sneak around undetected.
- • Defense: 31
- • Speed: 13
- • Used by: Clyde
- "Combat Vest" (*)
- • A vest for those who specialize in fisticuffs and other such tomfoolery.
- • Defense: 46
- • Speed: 18
- • Used by: Clyde
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- Headgear (Sally)
- "Witch Hat" (*)
- • A tattered witch's hat.
- • Defense: 10
- • Used by: Sally
- "Glinda's Hat"
- • This is a good witch hat.
- • Defense: 16
- • Used by: Sally
- "Worn Hat" (*)
- • This hat once belonged to a powerful witch.
- • The name embroidered on it has had several letters become illegible over time.
- • All that is visible now is an "M".
- • Defense: 23
- • Luck: 3
- • Used by: Sally
- "White Witch Hat"
- • It's a hat of a white witch, not a witch hat that's white.
- • Also, it actually is white.
- • Defense: 32
- • Luck: 4
- • Used by: Sally
- "Baba Yaga Hat" (*)
- • A hat from a popular fairy tale witch.
- • So... that would make the hat non-existant too, right?
- • Defense: 42
- • Luck: 7
- • Used by: Sally
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- Headgear (Clyde and Craig)
- "Yellow Bandana" (*)
- • The color is really more of a golden yellow.
- • But that doesn't mean it's valuable.
- • Quite the contrary, in fact.
- • Defense: 8
- • Used by: Clyde and Craig
- "Green Bandana" (*)
- • This bandana's color is best described as chartreuse, with a touch of lime and Persian green.
- • Defense: 17
- • Used by: Clyde and Craig
- "Orange Bandana"
- • I'd say it's more of a tangerine color, but that's just me.
- • Defense: 25
- • Luck: 6
- • Used by: Clyde and Craig
- "Scarlet Bandana" (rare drop from Cerberus)
- • This bandana is dyed red from the blood of your enemies.
- • Its vicious-looking appearance is sure to intimidate any enemy.
- • Provides a moderate amount of protection against fire.
- • Defense: 28
- • Used by: Clyde and Craig
- "Cyan Bandana"
- • Just looking at this bandana makes you feel cold.
- • However, wearing it produces quite the opposite effect.
- • Provides a moderate amount of protection against freeze.
- • Defense: 28
- • Used by: Clyde and Craig
- "Purple Bandana"
- • Even though they say that purple is the color of royalty, this bandana doesn't make you feel any more important.
- • However, you might feel more lucky with this on, since purple is a lucky color.
- • Didn't you know?
- • Defense: 38
- • Luck: 24
- • Used by: Clyde and Craig
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- Headgear (Craig)
- "Forehead Protector" (*) (from an NPC in Onett)
- • This headband consists of a metal plate attached to a blue cloth.
- • It is given to a ninja after they graduate from the ninja academy.
- • Oh yes, there is indeed a ninja school. Believe it!
- • Provides a moderate amount of protection against flash.
- • Defense: 40
- • Used by: Clyde
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- Armwear
- "Star Bracelet" (*)
- • The stars emblazoned on this bracelet make you feel like you could defeat enemies just by running into them.
- • Disclaimer: Do not attempt this, as this bracelet has no invincibility effects.
- • Defense: 10
- • Used by: Anyone
- "Cross Bracelet"
- • The religious imagery on this bracelet makes it popular with the goth and vampire-wannabe crowds.
- • Bet you're rethinking wearing it now, huh?
- • Defense: 15
- • Used by: Anyone
- "Diamond Band"
- • Not actually made of diamonds, but it has small diamond designs encircling the band.
- • Defense: 24
- • Luck: 4
- • Used by: Anyone
- "Clover Band"
- • A band decorated with green clovers.
- • Collect the whole deliciously lucky set!
- • (Band may not actually increase luck. Individual results may vary. Void where prohibited.)
- • Defense: 30
- • Luck: 8
- • Used by: Anyone
- "Flower Bracelet"
- • Is this bracelet made out of interconnected flowers, or does It just have a bunch of flowers hastily scrawled on it? You decide!
- • Either way, it provides some nice defense
- • Also provides a large amount of protection against hypnosis.
- • Defense: 40
- • Used by: Anyone
- "Butterfly Band"
- • This item was previously known as the "Pupa Band".
- • Defense: 43
- • Luck: 10
- • Used by: Anyone
- "Moon Band"
- • The decorative designs on this band are in the shape of crescent moons.
- • I mean, if they were full moons, how would you know it's not just circles.
- • Provides complete protection against hypnosis.
- • Defense: 50
- • Luck: 7
- • Used by: Anyone
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- Anna's Equipment
- "Rocket Fist"
- • A detachable metallic fist that you can launch at an enemy, much like what is used by Geno from Super Mario RPG.
- • Offense: 125
- • Miss Rate: 0/16
- "Sapphire Earrings"
- • A pair of cute sky-blue earrings.
- • Naturally, they increase defense.
- • This is a video game, after all.
- • Provides a small amount of protection against flash.
- • Defense: 5
- • Luck: 35
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