switch oGame.EquippedHat {
    case 0:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatNoHat;
        oHat.HatType = "None";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatNoHat;
    break;
    case 1:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatTopHat;
        oHat.HatType = "Hat";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatTopHat;
    break;
    case 2:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatWizard;
        oHat.HatType = "Hat";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatWizard;
    break;
    case 3:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatPumpkin;
        oHat.HatType = "Full";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatPumpkinFront;
    break;
    case 4:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatBEAR;
        oHat.HatType = "Full";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatBEARFront;
    break;
    case 5:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatBBCap;
        oHat.HatType = "Hat";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatBBCapFront;
    break;
    case 6:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatAviator;
        oHat.HatType = "Full";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatAviatorFront;
    break;
    case 7:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatBeret;
        oHat.HatType = "Hat";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatBeret;
    break;
    case 8:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatBeanie;
        oHat.HatType = "Hat";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatBeanieFront;
    break;
    case 9:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatFez;
        oHat.HatType = "Hat";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatFez;
    break;
    case 10:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatFedora;
        oHat.HatType = "Hat";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatFedoraFront;
    break;
    case 11:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatRoman;
        oHat.HatType = "HatAttached";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatRomanFront;
        oHat.depth = oPlayer.depth-3;
        oEar.depth = oPlayer.depth-2;
    break;
    case 12:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatStraw;
        oHat.HatType = "Hat";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatStraw;
    break;
    case 13:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatUnicorn;
        oHat.HatType = "HatAttached";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatUnicornFront;
        oHat.depth = oPlayer.depth-1;
        oEar.depth = oPlayer.depth-2;
    break;
    case 14:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatBunny;
        oHat.HatType = "Full";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatBunnyFront;
    break;
    case 15:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatShibaInu;
        oHat.HatType = "Full";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatShibaInuFront;
    break;
    case 16:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatJester;
        oHat.HatType = "Hat";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatJester;
    break;
    case 17:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatMarine;
        oHat.HatType = "Full";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatMarineFront;
    break;
    case 18:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatWooly;
        oHat.HatType = "Hat";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatWooly;
    break;
    case 19:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatSkeletal;
        oHat.HatType = "Full";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatSkeletalFront;
    break;
    case 20:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatBow;
        oHat.HatType = "Full";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatBow;
    break;
    case 21:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatHamster;
        oHat.HatType = "Full";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatHamsterFront;
    break;
    case 22:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatXmas;
        oHat.HatType = "Hat";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatXmas;
    break;
    case 23:
        oHat.sprite_index = sHatCrown;
        oHat.HatType = "Hat";
        oHat.FrontFacingSprite = sHatCrown;
    break;
}

if oHat.HatType == "Hat" {
    oHat.depth = oPlayer.depth-1;
    oEar.depth = oPlayer.depth-2;
} else if oHat.HatType == "Full" {
    oHat.depth = oPlayer.depth-3;
    oEar.depth = oPlayer.depth-2;
}
// Hat Attached needs to derive the hat depths on a case-by-case basis.