A true dork(unfinished)

"You're such an egghead, Twilight."
>You give her a smirk and pat her on the back, the two of you sitting down side-by-side
>It didn't surprise you, but it was still funny
>Spending the afternoon reading history books for fun
>It was part of why you liked her
>"Ha, yeah, I know... I get that a lot."
>The tone of her voice isn't exactly happy
"Ah, it's not a bad thing. Plus, I'm a way bigger dork anyways."
>"Ha, thanks. But no, I've always been the 'weird' mare who was more into books than other ponies."
>You put your arm around her, pulling her close
"Nah, seriously though. It's cute. And don't feel bad, really. I am a billion times the loser you were."
>You let out a chuckle
>Twilight pushes you away, a stern look in her eyes
>"I don't think you understand, Anon. As a kid, I studied advanced mathematics in my free time, for fun. You don't have to make me feel better. You're a lot more normal than I am."
>Oh no she didn't
>She didn't just use the N-word on you
>This was war

"I really have to disagree, Twilight. Your interests are beneficial, and you've done well for yourself. You should be proud. I, on the other hand, am a total dork loser in comparison."
>"Oh, oh really? Do tell, because Anon, I love you, and you need to know that you are nowhere near the loser nerd I am."
>Her head is cocked, her eyes menacing
>It was cute that she thought she could out-dork you
"My interests mostly had me sitting in one place all day, reading messages by anonymous people about a television show for little girls."
>"Oh, this 4chan internet stuff again! Like reading books doesn't mean you're sitting in one place! You don't even know the meaningless garbage I've read! I've argued, by mail, with penpals for months over the canon of my favorite books. Also for children, mind you. Please, Anon, don't feel bad. You're great. I'm terribly dorky."
>Doing this autistic bullshit by hand - er, hoof - was definitely a step up
>No way she was going to win th-
>"I also cosplay as obscure historical figures. You make me want to be more normal, Anon."
>She interrupted your thinking
>This cannot be tolerated

"I'll have you know, I wrote fanfiction for this girls show. All the time."
>"That's nothing. I write fanfiction too. Self-insert fanfiction. Erotic self-insert fanfiction. Before I met you, that's the only way I could get off. And I cried while doing it."
>Jesus
>She's pulling out the big guns
>Too bad yours were bigger
"I'm such a fucking faggot loser that I'm currently writing THIS autistic self-insert fanfiction FOR OTHER PEOPLE. AND IT IS SO GOING TO BE EROTIC."
>"Hey! Hey, no 4th wall breaking. That's cheating! How do you know I'm not writing you? How do you know that, in all my desperation and depravity, that I'm writing this and letting YOU win the dork-off? That's how much I suck, Anon. You're my better half."
>God, she is burning with rage right now
>Literally
>Her hair is on fire
"I'm a kissless, handholdless virgin who consistently posts on /r9k/ while masturbating, using my own tears as lubricant. I'm awful."
>"Oh ho ho, you'd LIKE to be awful. Too bad that, in comparison, I am such a dork that you look positively alpha in comparison. I don't even know what a penis looks like. What's a kiss? I'm such a permavirgin that I don't know if I'm even accurately using that label, because, like, what's that imply?!"
"Now you're just making shit up! Admit it, I'm way worse than you, Twilight!"
>She pauses
>She's thinking
>A smile creeps across her face
>There is absolutely no way this can be good

>A magical aura forms around your crotchal region
"Jesus, what are you doing?!"
>"Oh Anon, I'm such a desperate and pathetic mare that, whatever's in there, is going in my mouth. And you will lose your virginity, and I won't!"
"Gee, how Catholic of you."
>"Shut up! My logic is impeccable! You think you're a loser, but I am!"
>You grasp at your pants, trying to keep them up
>The struggle is useless, as she forces your hands away with her magic
>"Oh onii-chan, what could possibly be in here?! Aren't I the worst, Anon? I don't deserve you! I read those Chinese cartoons and everything!"
>The fervent anger in her voice is palpable
>This couldn't be happening
>You had to protect your virginity from this villainous thief
>Alas, you are relegated to your fate
"You know, I'm not even going to fight this. I'm that beta."
>That wasn't any good
>Fuck
>"Oh Anon, what could this thing be~"
>Fuck
>If only you had a micropenis
>If only
>Forever a dreamer
"I-I have evolved beyond the base need for sex. Do what you want. I don't care. Whatever. There is no god."
>Would the fedora be enough to turn the tide?

>You feel Twilight's magic force your pants off, then your underwear
>"My, Anon, I totally did not realize boys and girls were different. What a shut in am I, woe is me."
"I swear to God, Twilight."
>Her eyes flare, a crazed look plastered on her face
>It's almost scary, how angry she seems
>"Oh I am so going to enjoy this a lot more than you are~ Can't you see how desperate I am? What a loser!"
"We both know I'm the bigge- Fuck!"
>Twilight pounces on your cock
>She's really going at it, fuck
>Her head bobs up and down, taking more and more of you with each go
>You can feel her tongue writhing against your shaft
>Twilight lets out soft moans, wings erect at her sides
>The warmth of her mouth envelops you totally, leaving you gasping as she continues
>She pops you out of her mouth, letting her tongue trail up and down your cock
>Twilight presses herself into your crotch, your dick pushed up against her face as her tongue dances about
"J-Jesus fuck Twilight. How are you..."
>"Books, motherfucka. Application of theoretical knowledge. Get fucked. I'm enjoying every second of this, but it must be awful for you since I'm such an inexperienced virgin, you non-virgin normie fuck."
>W-What?

..to be continued.