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  1. [17:01] <@aberrantArtificer> You put away your computing device after finishing that last chat and look around the room.
  2. [17:02] <@aberrantArtificer> The orb has moved down far enough that is has past several of the Juans up above and seems to be heading straight for the black thing in the center of the room.
  3. [17:02] <@aberrantArtificer> You can see now it is a hulking, muscular mass with a single massive eye embedded in what looks like a head.
  4. [17:02] <Gudic> "Should we be attemptin' to stop that or somethin'?"
  5. [17:03] <@aberrantArtificer> Its head looks vaguely like a skull, but its whole body seems kind of blocky and grainy as if it were being rendered on a low resolution screen. (not that juan knows what that is)
  6. [17:03] <@aberrantArtificer> "Stop which one?"
  7. [17:03] <@aberrantArtificer> You notice that the Juan who spoke seems to have spoken in a rather drawn out drawl.
  8. [17:04] <@aberrantArtificer> The orb seems to be continuing to move down, but slower than before.
  9. [17:04] <@aberrantArtificer> You feel the pocketwatch in your pocket begin to shake slightly, somewhat erratically.
  10. [17:05] <Gudic> You decide to check the pocketwatch to see if anything is happening with it.
  11. [17:06] <@aberrantArtificer> You pull it out and pop the cover open. It seems pretty much as you left it with all the numbers missing and the 1 glowing bright maroon. Except........
  12. [17:06] <@aberrantArtificer> Hmmmm. The second hand on this is moving waaaaay slowed than it should. Maybe one tick every couple seconds?
  13. [17:06] <@aberrantArtificer> It almost seems as though the hand is moving in slow motion, and is getting slower.
  14. [17:11] <@aberrantArtificer> ==>
  15. [17:12] <Gudic> Hmm, you should prob'ly ask other dudes about the clock
  16. [17:13] <@aberrantArtificer> You ask the other dudes about the clock, and one of them pipes up, though you can't really tell exactly what they're saying.
  17. [17:14] <@aberrantArtificer> "Hhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu taaaaaaaallllllkkkkkkiiiiiiiinggggggg ssssssssooooooooo faaaaaaaaaaaa--"
  18. [17:15] <@aberrantArtificer> He is cut off in mid sentence.
  19. [17:15] <@aberrantArtificer> You notice that the second hand on your watch has stopped and the orb is glowing *very* brightly now.
  20. [17:16] <@aberrantArtificer> All around the large mass in the center of the room, you see light from the orb travelling in what looks like a lightning pattern around an invisible cube shape.
  21. [17:16] <@aberrantArtificer> The invisible cube that was blocking your shots has all of its faces frozen in this state: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jGvIo3t2UD4/maxresdefault.jpg
  22. [17:17] <@aberrantArtificer> The orb has completely stopped, and nothing is moving.
  23. [17:17] <Gudic> Okay, some weird shit seems to be going on with time around you. Perhaps it's an idea to just shoot the orb?
  24. [17:17] <@aberrantArtificer> With the bright light coming from the orb now, you can see the room more accurately, except the ceiling is still too tall for you to see.
  25. [17:18] <@aberrantArtificer> It seems to be octagonal, with each face covered entirely in mirrors.
  26. [17:18] <@aberrantArtificer> Each mirror bears a different reflection of you.
  27. [17:18] <@aberrantArtificer> One with a yellow cape, one with a shimmering suit, one with a maroon mask, all you and yet all.... not quite you.
  28. [17:21] <Gudic> You decide to look at the alternate versions of yourself more closely
  29. [17:21] <@aberrantArtificer> Unlike everything else in the room, the reflections seem to move around just fine as you do
  30. [17:21] <@aberrantArtificer> The reflection on the wall you just entered through seems to be a normal reflection of you
  31. [17:22] <Gudic> Shoot the mirror with yourself in it.
  32. [17:23] <@aberrantArtificer> You see one of you with a very old and worn version of the suit you're wearing now, another of you with a feathered hat, one with a bright red suit, another with a bright yellow cape, another with a glittery suit, one with a maroon mask, and the last one has a large silver amulet on.
  33. [17:23] <@aberrantArtificer> You shoot the mirror.
  34. [17:23] <@aberrantArtificer> Both your glass and lead ammunition bounce off of the mirrors with no effect or sound.
  35. [17:26] <@aberrantArtificer> You didn't pay too much attention to the exact details of the reflections in the hallway before, but you remember seeing some of these things like that bright yellow cape before on some of them.
  36. [17:26] <@aberrantArtificer> Unlike the reflections in the hallway though, none of these are injured at all.
  37. [17:26] <Gudic> Shoot the orb, as shooting the mirrors does nothing.
  38. [17:27] <@aberrantArtificer> Your glass bullets seem to bounce off with a crystal clear ringing noise, but your lead bullets puncture the surface of the orb in a blinding flash of light.
  39. [17:28] <@aberrantArtificer> In the blinding light, you can hear a shattering noise of glass, a cascade of pieces around you, and a loud roar from the center of the room.
  40. [17:28] <@aberrantArtificer> Then everything goes fuzzy and blurred as it everything was happening from every direction around you at once.
  41. [17:29] <@aberrantArtificer> The light fades and you see everything in the room as before, but the monster in the center of the room has broken its chains amidst a mass of glass fragments.
  42. [17:29] <@aberrantArtificer> You feel very strange though......
  43. [17:30] <@aberrantArtificer> Somehow in multiple places at once, a jumble of perceptions and senses and memories and feelings all superimposed on top of one another.
  44. [17:30] <@aberrantArtificer> There are 8 Juans ((for convenience numbers 1-8 with your original self as number 1)).
  45. [17:30] <@aberrantArtificer> You are now all of them.
  46. [17:31] <@aberrantArtificer> At the same time.
  47. [17:31] <@aberrantArtificer> ((original juan is 1, 2-8 are in the order that I described the reflections. Choose whatever Juan you want and then take that Juan's turn))
  48. [17:32] <@aberrantArtificer> The behemoth in the center of the room roars and thrashes around, breaking the last of its chains.
  49. [17:32] <@aberrantArtificer> --STRIFE--
  50. [17:39] <Gudic> Crap...
  51. [17:40] <Gudic> Okay, Juan 2, attack with Tommy Gun.
  52. [17:40] <Gudic> ((How many of these guys can I play as in one turn?))
  53. [17:40] <@aberrantArtificer> ((as many as you want, hehehe))
  54. [17:41] <@aberrantArtificer> You are now Juan 2. You have an old, musty outfit and a tommygun with a large clock button on the side. You've used this trusty gun many times and you know that pressing this button will accelerate time for your gun and let you fire multiple times.
  55. [17:41] <Gudic> Okay, all other Juans attack with Tommy Guns as well
  56. [17:41] <@aberrantArtificer> The question is, do you press the button now, or save it?
  57. [17:43] <Gudic> Save the button, and check the abilities of each other Juan.
  58. [17:43] <@aberrantArtificer> Geez, it hurts your whatever your brain is right now to think about every Juan at once, but you get the main gist of things.
  59. [17:44] <Gudic> Check the ability of Juan 3, and check as many as you can in ascending order.
  60. [17:44] <@aberrantArtificer> In order: original self, accelerate weapon, 2D mystery, more power, sacrifice actions for others, katana-gun, steal and swap actions from the future, extra actions.
  61. [17:45] <Gudic> Switch Juan 1's weapon to the Crystal Cannon, and attempt to score crits by shooting the eyes with glass shards.
  62. [17:45] <@aberrantArtificer> roll for attack
  63. [17:45] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled for attack error: malformed expression
  64. [17:46] <Gudic> roll 1d20 + 2
  65. [17:46] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20 + 2 [ 1d20=11 ]{11}
  66. [17:47] <Gudic> oops
  67. [17:47] <Gudic> Well, 13
  68. [17:47] <Gudic> Now I know that spacing doesn't work
  69. [17:47] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  70. [17:47] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=5 ]{7}
  71. [17:48] <@aberrantArtificer> You assail the monster's head with glass shards, a couple embedding themselves in its massive eye, bleeding everywhere.
  72. [17:49] <Gudic> Now attack using the katana gun used by 6
  73. [17:51] <Gudic> roll 1d20 + 2
  74. [17:51] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20 + 2 [ 1d20=7 ]{7}
  75. [17:51] <Gudic> So 9
  76. [17:51] <Gudic> Which if I am correct, is a fail
  77. [17:52] <@aberrantArtificer> ((9 still hits))
  78. [17:53] <@aberrantArtificer> ((deal normal damage plus 1d6))
  79. [17:54] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  80. [17:54] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=6 ]{8}
  81. [17:55] <@aberrantArtificer> ((the 1d6 extra is from the katana))
  82. [17:55] <@aberrantArtificer> roll 1d6
  83. [17:55] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=6 ]{6}
  84. [17:55] <@aberrantArtificer> ((so 8+6=14 damage, next juan))
  85. [17:56] <Gudic> How much health does this guy have?
  86. [17:56] <@aberrantArtificer> ((you have no idea))
  87. [17:56] <@aberrantArtificer> ((hehehe))
  88. [17:57] <Gudic> Use the 2D mystery
  89. [17:58] <@aberrantArtificer> You find yourself wearing a feathered hat and holding your usual 2 dimensional solid black gun. The 2D bullets and beeps this thing makes never made much sense to you, but it's pretty damn effective....... sometimes.
  90. [18:01] <Gudic> Elaborate on the 2D mystery ability
  91. [18:02] <@aberrantArtificer> Every time you fire, this little 2D sign dealybob pops up with a clock number on it, 1-12. Higher numbers are AWESOME, lower numbers..... not so much.
  92. [18:04] <Gudic> Shoot the Giclops, hope for high numbers
  93. [18:04] <@aberrantArtificer> roll for attack
  94. [18:04] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled for attack error: malformed expression
  95. [18:05] <Gudic> roll 1d20+2
  96. [18:05] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=9 ]{11}
  97. [18:05] <@aberrantArtificer> you hit, roll a d12
  98. [18:05] <Gudic> roll d12
  99. [18:05] <`DICE> Gudic rolled d12 [ 1d12=4 ]{4}
  100. [18:05] <Gudic> Well, shit.
  101. [18:06] <@aberrantArtificer> ((roll 2d2+2 damage instead of the usual))
  102. [18:06] <Gudic> roll 2d2+2
  103. [18:06] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 2d2+2 [ 2d2=3 ]{5}
  104. [18:07] <@aberrantArtificer> The normal spray of lead bullets fly out of the gun, but sort of spiral around in the air erratically and some of them miss completely. Next Juan
  105. [18:08] <Gudic> Elaborate on the abilities of 7 and 8
  106. [18:09] <@aberrantArtificer> 7 has the ability to steal or swap actions from or give actions to himself 1 or 2 rounds in the future.
  107. [18:10] <@aberrantArtificer> 8 has an amulet that gives an additional minor action every round but can be saved to give major actions next round instead.
  108. [18:12] <Gudic> Standard attack using remaining Juans
  109. [18:13] <@aberrantArtificer> ((roll for attack 4 times))
  110. [18:23] <Gudic> roll 1d20+2
  111. [18:23] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
  112. [18:23] <Gudic> roll 1d20+2
  113. [18:23] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
  114. [18:23] <Gudic> roll 1d20+2
  115. [18:23] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
  116. [18:23] <Gudic> roll 1d20+2
  117. [18:23] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
  118. [18:24] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  119. [18:24] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=4 ]{6}
  120. [18:24] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  121. [18:24] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=3 ]{5}
  122. [18:24] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  123. [18:24] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=5 ]{7}
  124. [18:24] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  125. [18:24] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=5 ]{7}
  126. [18:24] <@aberrantArtificer> ((the first three hit))
  127. [18:24] <@aberrantArtificer> You are now Juan 5.
  128. [18:25] <@aberrantArtificer> You have a bright yellow cape, but you have no weapon. That stupid landslide ruined your gun and you haven't gotten around to making a new one.
  129. [18:25] <@aberrantArtificer> You can't attack, but you can steal time away from yourself and give it to someone else to give your actions to someone else who can attack. Who will it be?
  130. [18:26] <Gudic> Juan 1
  131. [18:26] <@aberrantArtificer> Juan 1 can take another major and minor action.
  132. [18:28] <Gudic> On second thoughts, hold off on Juan 5's ability
  133. [18:29] <@aberrantArtificer> okie
  134. [18:29] <@aberrantArtificer> whatcha gonna do instead
  135. [18:30] <Gudic> Just attack using the others and let Juan 5 sit this one out
  136. [18:31] <@aberrantArtificer> You, as Juan 5 have never decided to simply not use your actions, but now that you think about it, you might be able to same them. Interesting idea. You wait and see what happens.
  137. [18:32] <@aberrantArtificer> The giclops roars in pain as bullets rain down on it from all directions, almost simultaneously. It clutches its bleeding eye, trying to see through the wounds.
  138. [18:33] <@aberrantArtificer> It swings both of its arms at you, the Juans.
  139. [18:33] <@aberrantArtificer> Its long arms are unfortunately long enough to reach the catwalks above, as well as the ground.
  140. [18:33] <@aberrantArtificer> roll 2#d20+7 for arms
  141. [18:33] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled 2#d20+7 for arms [ 1d20=4 ]{11}, [ 1d20=9 ]{16}
  142. [18:34] <@aberrantArtificer> One of the arms swings at Juan 3 but misses and smashes into the floor.
  143. [18:34] <@aberrantArtificer> The other heads for Juan 4 and hits
  144. [18:34] <@aberrantArtificer> roll 3d6+7 damage
  145. [18:35] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled 3d6+7 damage [ 3d6=14 ]{21}
  146. [18:35] <@aberrantArtificer> The monster smashes Juan 4's head in and you, the Juans, feel and stab of pain.
  147. [18:35] <@aberrantArtificer> Juan 4 crumbles to the ground, head smashed in.
  148. [18:36] <@aberrantArtificer> One of the mirrors on the wall shatters into a shower of glass, cascading all over the room.
  149. [18:36] <@aberrantArtificer> ((your turn))
  150. [18:37] <@aberrantArtificer> The mirror that used to bear the reflection of Juan 4, the one in the red suit, now that it is shattered reveals a tapestry on the wall. The tapestry depicts almost exactly the reflection you saw of yourself in the hallway of you wearing a red suit with your head smashed in.
  151. [18:38] <Gudic> "Uhh, I don't like the look o' that..."
  152. [18:40] <Gudic> Use 6's katana ability
  153. [18:40] <@aberrantArtificer> ((roll for attack))
  154. [18:41] <Gudic> roll 1d20+2
  155. [18:41] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
  156. [18:41] <Gudic> roll 1d6+2
  157. [18:41] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=5 ]{7}
  158. [18:41] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  159. [18:41] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=4 ]{6}
  160. [18:42] <@aberrantArtificer> You send a shower of bullets across the monster's torso while simultaneously slashing on the side of the head. Next Juan.
  161. [18:44] <Gudic> Standard attack using Juans 1 and 3
  162. [18:44] <Gudic> roll 1d20+2
  163. [18:44] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
  164. [18:44] <Gudic> roll 1d20+2
  165. [18:44] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=11 ]{13}
  166. [18:44] <@aberrantArtificer> both hit
  167. [18:44] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  168. [18:44] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=3 ]{5}
  169. [18:44] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  170. [18:44] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=4 ]{6}
  171. [18:44] <@aberrantArtificer> ((roll a d12 for Juan 3 first))
  172. [18:45] <Gudic> roll 1d12+2
  173. [18:45] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d12+2 [ 1d12=2 ]{4}
  174. [18:45] <Gudic> oops
  175. [18:45] <Gudic> roll d12
  176. [18:45] <`DICE> Gudic rolled d12 [ 1d12=12 ]{12}
  177. [18:45] <@aberrantArtificer> ((Juan 3 only does 1d2+2 damage))
  178. [18:45] <Gudic> Right
  179. [18:45] <Gudic> roll d2+2
  180. [18:45] <`DICE> Gudic rolled d2+2 [ 1d2=1 ]{3}
  181. [18:45] <@aberrantArtificer> ((or the reroll.......))
  182. [18:46] <@aberrantArtificer> ((nah, you'll get the 12 next time we'll say :P ))
  183. [18:46] <Gudic> I suppose we could use the reroll
  184. [18:46] <Gudic> Yeah, that's better
  185. [18:46] <@aberrantArtificer> ((*wonk*))
  186. [18:47] <Gudic> Use 2's timespeed button ability
  187. [18:47] <@aberrantArtificer> You see the clock on the side of the button begin spinning around rapidly and you notice the gun and your hands attached to it move abnormally quickly. You are able to fire twice!
  188. [18:48] <@aberrantArtificer> ((roll two attacks))
  189. [18:48] <Gudic> roll 1d20+2
  190. [18:48] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
  191. [18:48] <Gudic> roll 1d20+2
  192. [18:48] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=19 ]{21}
  193. [18:48] <@aberrantArtificer> ((last one hits, first one misses))
  194. [18:48] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  195. [18:48] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=4 ]{6}
  196. [18:48] <@aberrantArtificer> You send a shower of glass and lead into one of the monster's arms and it howls in pain.
  197. [18:49] <@aberrantArtificer> Next Juan.
  198. [18:49] <Gudic> Use Juan 5's ability on Juan 2
  199. [18:50] <@aberrantArtificer> You pull with all your strength on yourself in the present to slow yourself down as much as possible.
  200. [18:50] <@aberrantArtificer> Make a charisma roll
  201. [18:53] <Gudic> roll 1d20+3
  202. [18:53] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=17 ]{20}
  203. [18:54] <@aberrantArtificer> You manage to spend your minor action to slow the flow of time down around yourself, simply through sheer force of will.
  204. [18:54] <@aberrantArtificer> You lose your major action as well as last turn's major action. Juan 2 gains 2 major actions.
  205. [18:55] <@aberrantArtificer> Next Juan
  206. [18:56] <Gudic> Use Juan 8's ability on Juan 6
  207. [18:57] <@aberrantArtificer> Juan 8's ability is only usable on himself, but he uses it anyways! You close your eyes, reaching deep within to the stores of power inside the silver amulet. Juan 8 gains a major action.
  208. [18:58] <Gudic> Oh right...
  209. [18:59] <Gudic> Standard attack using remaining Juans
  210. [18:59] <@aberrantArtificer> Juan 2
  211. [18:59] <@aberrantArtificer> Not only is your weapon sped up, but you suddenly find yourself with a huge potential of temporal energy!
  212. [19:00] <@aberrantArtificer> You can still attack twice with your weapon per major action and you have 2 major actions now! You must spend some time to reload though. Make 3 attacks for Juan 2.
  213. [19:05] <@aberrantArtificer> You also make 3 total attacks between Juan 7 and 8, so 6 totall attacks
  214. [19:09] <Gudic> Okay, 6 attacks
  215. [19:09] <Gudic> roll 1d20
  216. [19:09] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=4 ]{4}
  217. [19:09] <Gudic> roll 1d20
  218. [19:09] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=11 ]{11}
  219. [19:09] <Gudic> roll 1d20
  220. [19:09] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=11 ]{11}
  221. [19:09] <Gudic> roll 1d20
  222. [19:09] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=20 ]{20}
  223. [19:09] <Gudic> roll 1d20
  224. [19:09] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=15 ]{15}
  225. [19:09] <Gudic> roll 1d20
  226. [19:09] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=6 ]{6}
  227. [19:09] <@aberrantArtificer> first one misses, the other 5 hit
  228. [19:09] <Gudic> Oops, +2
  229. [19:09] <@aberrantArtificer> one is a crit and does max damage, so you need to roll for damages
  230. [19:09] <@aberrantArtificer> ((yeah I added 2 to all of them))
  231. [19:10] <@aberrantArtificer> *roll 4 damages
  232. [19:10] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  233. [19:10] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=4 ]{6}
  234. [19:10] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  235. [19:10] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=6 ]{8}
  236. [19:10] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  237. [19:10] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=4 ]{6}
  238. [19:10] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  239. [19:10] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=5 ]{7}
  240. [19:12] <@aberrantArtificer> The monster rubs its eye to attempt to clear the blood out of the way, but it really doesn't help. A torrent of lead and glass rain down, embedding themselves pretty firmly into the monster's left arm. It is looking much more worse for wear than when you first say it, haHA!
  241. [19:12] <@aberrantArtificer> It swings its arms in rage after the 2 Juans moved so incredibly rapidly, blurring their movements
  242. [19:12] <@aberrantArtificer> roll 2#d20+7
  243. [19:12] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled 2#d20+7 [ 1d20=1 ]{8}, [ 1d20=7 ]{14}
  244. [19:13] <@aberrantArtificer> The right arm smashes right into the ground completely missing, but the left arm, with all the glass embedded in the side, sweeps through the air and hits Juan 2.
  245. [19:13] <@aberrantArtificer> roll 3d6+7 damage
  246. [19:13] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled 3d6+7 damage [ 3d6=13 ]{20}
  247. [19:14] <@aberrantArtificer> The glass slices straight through his neck, and you feel yet another part of yourself fade from consciousness into nothing in a flashing blur of pain.
  248. [19:14] <Gudic> Well shit, another one's dead.
  249. [19:14] <@aberrantArtificer> One of the mirrored sides of the wall shatters completely, revealing yourself in a tattered old outfit with a large gash on your neck, just as in the reflections in the hallway.
  250. [19:21] <Gudic> Use Juan 1's Crystal Cannon to shoot the eyes
  251. [19:21] <Gudic> roll 1d20+2
  252. [19:21] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
  253. [19:21] <@aberrantArtificer> hit!
  254. [19:21] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  255. [19:21] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=4 ]{6}
  256. [19:22] <@aberrantArtificer> You launch shards of glass up in the air, landing in a spray around the giclops's face. It shuts it's eye and roars in pain!
  257. [19:22] <@aberrantArtificer> Next Juan
  258. [19:24] <Gudic> Juan 3 uses his 2D ability
  259. [19:24] <Gudic> Which already rolled a 12 from the previous round
  260. [19:25] <@aberrantArtificer> you deal 12d2 damage
  261. [19:27] <@aberrantArtificer> roll 12d2
  262. [19:27] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled 12d2 [ 12d2=17 ]{17}
  263. [19:28] <@aberrantArtificer> You hear an incredibly loud BANG emanate from the end of your 2D gun. Ahhhh, that's the stuff. You do miss that sound. In a large plume of fire, and massive burst of 2D shrapnel flies everywhere, slicing through the monster like a hot knife through butter!
  264. [19:29] <@aberrantArtificer> Juan 5 is still recovering from the great amount of mental effort it took to pull himself out of the normal flow of time, so instead spend this action recovering, dodging to gain a AC bonus this turn
  265. [19:29] <@aberrantArtificer> Next Juan
  266. [19:36] <Gudic> Okay, sorry I afked
  267. [19:36] <Gudic> Use Juan 6's Katana Gun action
  268. [19:36] <Gudic> roll 1d20+2
  269. [19:36] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
  270. [19:36] <Gudic> Crap...
  271. [19:37] <@aberrantArtificer> misses
  272. [19:37] <Gudic> Right
  273. [19:37] <@aberrantArtificer> You swipe with the katana-gun, but some of the recoil form the gun offsets your swing and you whiff. Crap!
  274. [19:38] <@aberrantArtificer> Next Juan
  275. [19:38] <Gudic> Use 8's ability
  276. [19:39] <@aberrantArtificer> 8 gains a minor action and is able to reload his gun!
  277. [19:39] <Gudic> Standard attack using remaining Juans
  278. [19:39] <@aberrantArtificer> make two attacks
  279. [19:40] <Gudic> Roll 1d20+2
  280. [19:40] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
  281. [19:40] <Gudic> Roll 1d20+2
  282. [19:40] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=12 ]{14}
  283. [19:41] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  284. [19:41] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=4 ]{6}
  285. [19:41] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  286. [19:41] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=4 ]{6}
  287. [19:42] <@aberrantArtificer> The monster roars and swings both of its arms. It seems to be getting dizzied by all of the blood in its eye!
  288. [19:42] <@aberrantArtificer> roll 2#d20+7
  289. [19:42] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled 2#d20+7 [ 1d20=13 ]{20}, [ 1d20=14 ]{21}
  290. [19:43] <@aberrantArtificer> roll 2#3d6+7
  291. [19:43] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled 2#3d6+7 [ 3d6=14 ]{21}, [ 3d6=4 ]{11}
  292. [19:44] <Gudic> Well, at least one survives...
  293. [19:44] <@aberrantArtificer> One of its fists impacts with Juan 3, sending him flying through the air backward. He slams into the fall and falls the remaining about 20 feet to the ground. He lands on his 2D weapon which punches a hole clean through his chest. You feel an even stronger flare of pain that temporarily blurs your vision as another part of you is snuffed out.
  294. [19:45] <@aberrantArtificer> The other arm swings at Juan 5, whose head narrowly misses a large shard of glass embedded in the monster's arm. You feel your arm break, but the you in the yellow cape is still alive.
  295. [19:45] <@aberrantArtificer> ((your turn))
  296. [19:46] <@aberrantArtificer> You, as Juan 7, are finding your magazine out of bullets..... you might wanna reload. Might wanna pull one of those stealing stunts to let you fire too before it's too late.
  297. [19:47] <Gudic> Use Juan 7 and 8's abilities
  298. [19:48] <@aberrantArtificer> You are Juan 7, a man with a mission and a maroon mask. You want to steal some time from your future self. How much do you steal? A major action would certainly be nice because then you could fire *and* reload....
  299. [19:48] <Jaczac> ((this is a great fight btw))
  300. [19:49] <@aberrantArtificer> Juan 8 uses his amulet and gains another minor action, like last round.
  301. [19:49] <Jaczac> ((one man squad tactics))
  302. [19:49] <@aberrantArtificer> ((*wonk*))
  303. [19:49] <Gudic> Steal a minor action, sit this turn out.
  304. [19:49] <@aberrantArtificer> ((what are you going to use said stolen minor action for?))
  305. [19:50] <Gudic> Reloading
  306. [19:50] <@aberrantArtificer> ((okay, so what are you doing with your major action? dodging for AC?))
  307. [19:50] <@aberrantArtificer> Juan 7 reloads his gun. BAM. Now we're talkin'.
  308. [19:50] <Gudic> ((Yeah))
  309. [19:51] <@aberrantArtificer> ((cool))
  310. [19:51] <Gudic> Dodge as well using Juan 1
  311. [19:51] <@aberrantArtificer> Nice.
  312. [19:51] <@aberrantArtificer> You got 5,6,8 left
  313. [19:52] <Gudic> Use Juan 6's Sword Skill
  314. [19:52] <@aberrantArtificer> make an attack
  315. [19:52] <Gudic> roll 1d20+2
  316. [19:52] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
  317. [19:52] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  318. [19:52] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=3 ]{5}
  319. [19:52] <Gudic> roll 1d6+2
  320. [19:52] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=4 ]{6}
  321. [19:52] <@aberrantArtificer> You are now the man with the glittering suit. You swing your sword gun in the direction of the monster and send a shower of lead hailing down on the giclops as you slash the side of its face.
  322. [19:53] <Gudic> Standard attack using 8
  323. [19:53] <Gudic> Dodge using 5
  324. [19:54] <Gudic> roll 1d20+2
  325. [19:54] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
  326. [19:54] <Gudic> Crap
  327. [19:54] <Gudic> Well, turn over
  328. [19:54] <@aberrantArtificer> Your gun jams! Fuck!
  329. [19:54] <@aberrantArtificer> You're gonna have to get this fixed.
  330. [19:54] <@aberrantArtificer> Good thing you grabbed an extra minor action!
  331. [19:55] <@aberrantArtificer> You spend your newly acquired action to fix the gun.
  332. [19:55] <@aberrantArtificer> The monster gears up for another round of punches, roaring in pain.
  333. [19:55] <@aberrantArtificer> Black, oily blood is spraying from numerous wounds all over its arms, creating a small rain shower down below.
  334. [19:55] <@aberrantArtificer> Lovely.
  335. [19:56] <@aberrantArtificer> roll 2#d20+7
  336. [19:56] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled 2#d20+7 [ 1d20=7 ]{14}, [ 1d20=19 ]{26}
  337. [19:56] <@aberrantArtificer> One arm swings at you in the yellow cape, but you were READY! You hop out of the way unharmed.
  338. [19:57] <@aberrantArtificer> roll 3d6+7
  339. [19:57] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled 3d6+7 [ 3d6=3 ]{10}
  340. [19:58] <@aberrantArtificer> The other arm catches the you with the dapper sparkly suit across the chest, knocking you to the ground with a large cut across your chest.
  341. [19:58] <@aberrantArtificer> A flare of pain flies through your consciousness, but you pull yourself up off the ground, clutching at your bleeding torso.
  342. [19:58] <@aberrantArtificer> ((your turn))
  343. [20:07] <Gudic> Use Juan 6's ability, dodge using Juans 1 and 5
  344. [20:07] <Gudic> Roll 1d20+2
  345. [20:07] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
  346. [20:07] <Gudic> Roll 3d2+2
  347. [20:07] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=5 ]{7}
  348. [20:08] <Gudic> Roll 1d6+2
  349. [20:08] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=6 ]{8}
  350. [20:08] <@aberrantArtificer> niiiiiiice
  351. [20:09] <@aberrantArtificer> Juan 7 is missing a minor action, and Juan 8 has your gun working again.
  352. [20:13] <Gudic> Dodge with Juan 7 and attack with Juan 8
  353. [20:13] <Gudic> roll 1d20
  354. [20:13] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=15 ]{15}
  355. [20:13] <Gudic> +2 = 17
  356. [20:13] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  357. [20:13] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=5 ]{7}
  358. [20:14] <@aberrantArtificer> The monster reaches up and grabs with one of its arms at the shattered orb lantern hanging in the air above its head, and swings with both of its arms
  359. [20:14] <@aberrantArtificer> roll 1d20+7
  360. [20:14] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled 1d20+7 [ 1d20=1 ]{8}
  361. [20:15] <@aberrantArtificer> roll 1d20+9
  362. [20:15] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled 1d20+9 [ 1d20=20 ]{29}
  363. [20:15] <@aberrantArtificer> ((lol a crit and a crit fail))
  364. [20:15] <@aberrantArtificer> One arm swings at the sparkly Juan 6 but misses.
  365. [20:16] <@aberrantArtificer> The arm holding the flaming parts of the lantern hit Juan 7 before exploding in a large fireball ((w00t crits))
  366. [20:16] <@aberrantArtificer> roll 8d6+7 fire
  367. [20:16] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled 8d6+7 fire [ 8d6=32 ]{39}
  368. [20:17] <@aberrantArtificer> Juan 7 collapses in a mass of roiling fire and screams. Your vision goes black for a second or two and you find all of yourselves screaming in unison with your falling splinter.
  369. [20:17] <@aberrantArtificer> Another wall mirror shatters and you see a tapestry of the reflection of yourself with bubbling and charred flesh that you saw in the hallway
  370. [20:18] <@aberrantArtificer> ((your turn))
  371. [20:18] <Gudic> Dodge using Juan 1
  372. [20:18] <Gudic> Standard attack using Juan 5 and 8
  373. [20:19] <@aberrantArtificer> ((5 cannot attack))
  374. [20:19] <Gudic> Oops, dodge with 5 as well then
  375. [20:19] <@aberrantArtificer> You still have 6 too
  376. [20:19] <Gudic> Sword Skill with Juan 6
  377. [20:19] <Gudic> roll 1d20+2
  378. [20:19] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
  379. [20:19] <Gudic> roll 1d20+2
  380. [20:19] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=8 ]{10}
  381. [20:20] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  382. [20:20] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=4 ]{6}
  383. [20:20] <Gudic> roll 3d2+2
  384. [20:20] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 3d2+2 [ 3d2=3 ]{5}
  385. [20:20] <Gudic> roll 1d6+2
  386. [20:20] <`DICE> Gudic rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=2 ]{4}
  387. [20:21] <@aberrantArtificer> The behemoth howls in fury and pain, swinging its arms at you in an attempt at one last attack, but its near blindness causes it to miss each of your remaining selves.
  388. [20:21] <@aberrantArtificer> It collapses on the ground and explodes in a massive shower of colorful shapes and black smoke
  389. [20:21] <@aberrantArtificer> Your injured self on the ground manages to scoot out of the way to avoid being crushed.
  390. [20:22] <@aberrantArtificer> roll 40d12+1000 Build grist
  391. [20:22] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled 40d12+1000 Build grist [ 40d12=252 ]{1252}
  392. [20:22] <@aberrantArtificer> roll 20d10+300 Tier 1 grist
  393. [20:22] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled 20d10+300 Tier 1 grist [ 20d10=106 ]{406}
  394. [20:22] <@aberrantArtificer> roll 8d8+100 Tier 2 grist
  395. [20:22] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled 8d8+100 Tier 2 grist [ 8d8=40 ]{140}
  396. [20:22] <@aberrantArtificer> roll 3d6+30 Tier 3 grist
  397. [20:22] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled 3d6+30 Tier 3 grist [ 3d6=14 ]{44}
  398. [20:23] <@aberrantArtificer> roll 1d10+10 Tier 4 grist
  399. [20:23] <`DICE> aberrantArtificer rolled 1d10+10 Tier 4 grist [ 1d10=9 ]{19}
  400. [20:23] <@aberrantArtificer> please add all of those grist amounts to your character sheet
  401. [20:23] <@aberrantArtificer> As the smoke from the monster's remains swirls around the room and you collect all of the useful materials it dropped, the smoke slowly begins regathering in the center of the room.
  402. [20:24] <@aberrantArtificer> You slowly feel your consciousness re-coalesce to your original body now that the monster has vanished.
  403. [20:25] <Gudic> Juan: Okay, so 'ow many guys 'ave we got left?
  404. [20:25] <@aberrantArtificer> The three remaining other Juans hobble over to you.
  405. [20:25] <@aberrantArtificer> The one in the yellow cloak pipes up, "So..... uh, ya' got some shit ahead of ya' here...... You'll be needin' this more then me where I'm goin'"
  406. [20:26] <@aberrantArtificer> He reaches over his shoulder and hands you his blood-covered yellow cape.
  407. [20:26] <@aberrantArtificer> It is still bright yellow in patches, but has a mess of deep red blood and oily black smears all over it.
  408. [20:26] <Gudic> Juan: Shit, thanks man
  409. [20:26] <Gudic> Juan: This thing looks awesome
  410. [20:27] <@aberrantArtificer> The version of you in the sparkly suit hands you a piece of paper.
  411. [20:27] <@aberrantArtificer> Scrawled in hastily-written brown ink is a single word.
  412. [20:27] <@aberrantArtificer> "b0oM574B"
  413. [20:28] <@aberrantArtificer> "I hate ta' say it, but...... that hurt. Fuck."
  414. [20:28] <@aberrantArtificer> He dabs at one of the large gashes on his torso.
  415. [20:29] <@aberrantArtificer> "I'd say I owe ya' one, but I got a feelin' it ain't gonna matter so...... thanks."
  416. [20:29] <@aberrantArtificer> The black smoke seems to be coalescing in the center of the room into a more solid form, almost humanoid.
  417. [20:29] <Gudic> Juan: Guys, I think we've got comp'ny...
  418. [20:30] <@aberrantArtificer> The three of them say in unison, "We know."
  419. [20:30] <Gudic> Store Paper and Cape in modus and investigate the humanoid smoke thing
  420. [20:31] <@aberrantArtificer> The third Juan with the amulet extends his arm, holding a thin silver chain with a small medallion hanging from it.
  421. [20:32] <@aberrantArtificer> The smoke becomes more solid and you see what seems to be a cloaked figure with incredibly gray and shriveled feet poking out from underneath an incredibly tattered black robe, fraying at the ends and still giving off wisps of darkness.
  422. [20:32] <@aberrantArtificer> The figures arms and face are obscured in darkness behind its robes and hood.
  423. [20:32] <Gudic> Juan: Mind identifyin' yourself?
  424. [20:33] <Gudic> You decide it's a good idea to ready your tommygun just in case
  425. [20:33] <@aberrantArtificer> The figure remains silent and begins slowly slinking towards you. The Juan holding out the medallion shakes it in front of you. "Don' worry 'bout it yet, jus' take this before its too late."
  426. [20:34] <Gudic> Grab the medallion and store it.
  427. [20:34] <@aberrantArtificer> The cloaked figure pulls its arm out from within its cloak, and it is just as gray and shriveled as its feet, looking almost leathery and impossibly old and rotten.
  428. [20:35] <@aberrantArtificer> "ENOUGHHHHHH......." It hisses out in a raspy voice that sounds strangely familiar, and it snaps its fingers.
  429. [20:35] <@aberrantArtificer> In a flash of maroon light, the other three Juan's vanish and you suddenly find the figure standing immediately in front of you with it's hood down. It's...... your Sensei.
  430. [20:36] <@aberrantArtificer> His face is covered in wrinkles and shrivles, and there are a couple spots on his cheeks that have completely rotted through, revealing blackened teeth inside his mouth.
  431. [20:37] <Gudic> Juan: Sensei?
  432. [20:37] <@aberrantArtificer> His stares at you with empty eyesockets and says a single word in exactly the same voice you've been hearing throughout this dungeon ((the dunkass text)):
  433. [20:37] <@aberrantArtificer> "Greetingssssssss."
  434. [20:37] <@aberrantArtificer> ==END==
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