Nat 20 to seduce - Flipped

Nat 20 to seduce. F4M (flipped) Friends to Lovers Nerdy Silly BJ Oral Gentle Sex Original Dice sounds L-bombs
 (originally by MrHarcourt)
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(Sound of door opening)

Hey nerd, how’s it going?

Going well, and it’s good to see you too. Now are you ready to fuck some dragons and slay some damsels?

(Chuckle) Pshh whatever, you know that’s what the party would do anyways with your track record. Like when Jake’s previous character tried to seduce the vampire *while you were in the middle of combat.*

Well I mean he said that’s what he was trying to accomplish after the session, but I think telling her to “suck this instead” was a bad approach.

(Laugh) Yeah the one he rolled didn’t help things either. Well you have the pick of the spots at the table, you are the first one here.

I thought they would be here by now too. We start in ten minutes.

No, they haven’t said anything in the group chat yet. Let me send a message to see where they are.

So while we wait for a response, what did you do for your level up after last session?
(Long pause as they ramble)
*Nice* man bloodragers are so cool. If I wasn’t the dungeon master right now I would totally be playing that right now.

Well I mean I like my character now, but you know it’s the new toy syndrome every time I come up with a new character concept. And I want to play the new and shiny one *now*.
Anyways, well the rest of the group hasn’t responded yet, which makes me worried.

I don’t know I’d rather not cancel since you just got here, and I know you live pretty far.

Well we discussed this a while ago, where I said I wanted to do personal quests for you guys. So we could flesh out the stuff in your guys’ backstories. You up for that?

Cool. Let me get my notes out for what I had for your character. And we can get started.

Hmm, oh don’t worry it shouldn’t be that combat intensive. There will be some enemies, so you can play around with your new spells and abilities. But this should mainly be roleplay for the most part.

Oh, and there is a message in the group chat saying they won’t be able to make it. So good thing we are doing this instead.

Hmm, yeah, I guess we haven’t done anything alone for a while have we? We should fix that it’s fun to hang out with you.

Haha, well thanks glad you think so too.

Oh, uh, hmm I guess we could do that. I mean we don’t have a lot of room in my place but we could LARP this out a bit be kind of fun to do.

Yeah like we were kids, exactly. Alright yeah let’s do that that sounds fun. Alright so last time we left off you guys had just gotten the mysterious amulet from the waterlogged castle.

Oh, thank you I had a lot fun coming up with that dungeon I’m glad you liked it.

Yeah you guys were going back to town to investigate it. Since the others aren’t here I will say they are probably doing research on it while you get to do fun stuff instead.

So while you are wandering around town a messenger starts to approach you she seems a little hesitant while doing so.

What type of nervous? Like there is this fucking badass warrior man in front of her that has this massive glowing magical axe and that he needs to deliver a message to. But, yeah, she hands it over “letter for you sir, the one who gave this to me said for you to complete the instructions inside as soon as possible”

Oh, okay sure as she is walking away and stop her, she looks surprised and grateful for the gold piece you gave her. She doffs her hat at you and goes into the crowd.

I mean that was a total coincidence, but she is like that npc I’m so surprised you even remember her. That was like the second or third one I made.

Well I’m flattered that you like my characters so much.

Alright so the letter says essentially, well not essentially you can read it right there, that you are to go to the Green Dragon Tavern and wait for her there furthermore in the letter she says she is a half-elf.

Yeah, I’m sorry I can’t play the role of half-elf that well I’m lacking the pointy ears and general attractiveness haha.Oh, yeah we can walk over to my kitchen that works for the tavern. Okay so you head on over there and find it pretty easy, as you go inside you realize the clientele for this place is much more upper class than you less murder hobo esque.

Oh shut up you are total murder hobos (chuckle) And you stand out with all your scars, tattoos and otherwise umm intense appearance. A nervous looking host approaches you and says “No weapons allowed inside the establishment” and keeps glancing at your fucking cool axe strapped to your back.

Okay go ahead and roll, this intimidate shouldn’t be too hard haha.
(Dice roll)
Oh, yeah no problem. She clears her throat and says “On second thought these are dangerous times and a gentleman such as yourself should have some form of protection” she then dashes off into the kitchen.

Alright so you find an empty table and some of the patrons nearby get up and leave the place. Looking a bit spooked.

Yeah a server approa-

Haha okay fine, a bar *wench* comes to your table. I’m sorry I lack good appearance for a bar wench I guess (laugh)

Yeah, I sorry I don’t own any dresses I can’t throw that on real quick.. I'm not bar wench material.

Anyway she seems in awe unlike the other girl and impressed by your appearance. Like maybe I could be like this person one day.

“Strongest thing we carry?” she asks “Okay that would be about ten gold pieces.”

Well yeah its pricey you did ask for the strongest thing, that generally isn’t cheap in this universe.

Kinda sashays off to the bar. Lets see can I get a good sashay going. Haha get those hips working there.  But anyways she walks off to the bar you see let me just move over here. You notice a half-elf enter the building she nods at you and heads toward you.

What? Um I don’t know I didn’t really think to come up with how attractive she was. I’m sorry I’m ruining the illusion if she is attractive by my wardrobe at the moment a t-shirt and sweatpants aren’t the most flattering thing. But, here let me roll to see how hot she is haha. (Dice roll) Oh, shit she got an eighteen. So this attractive half-elf comes up to your table and says, “good you got my letter. You have an impressive reputation and I hope you live up to it. Unfortunately I can’t give you all the details of the job, but I hope that we can trust one another. If there is anything I can do to assure that trust let me know.”

(Exasperated sigh) See, see! I knew it would turn to sex eventually! It was just a matter of time. (laugh) (Sigh) okay what are you saying to her to seduce her.

*Really that’s your pickup line?* (Exasperated sound) You guys are the least creative party when it comes to seduction lines.

Oh yeah, “We could fuck” ooh I can feel myself getting wet already. Whatever go ahead and roll… diplomacy if you have it otherwise just a straight charisma check.

(Dice Roll) *What the fuck!?* A twenty! Seriously? Oh, wipe that cheesy grin from your face haha. So yeah after she says that you lean and whisper that into her ear and she gives you this intense look.

No not exactly like the one I’m giving you, his has much less righteous anger in it.

Do you want to go to the table and skip ahead?

Oh, uh okay I guess we could sorta RP it out I guess… I just uh. Oh wow I’ve never seen you blush before. It um you uh look very cute when you do.
(Awkward Pause)
But um so what you want to rp the half-elf and you your character having sex haha?

No, no I don’t mind necessarily. It’s just that I didn’t think you be into doing this. I always did fade to blacks whenever the others seduced something so I wouldn’t make you feel uncomfortable or feel weird. And who would want to listen to people have a sex rp anyways (chuckle) But you want to do this?

Okay and you kind of want to Larp it. I’m not exactly sure how we’ll do that but okay since you want to. So the half-elf leads you to his room we can go to my bedroom I guess

It helps with the ambiance he takes you to a room and… actually bring your D20 do you remember what your initiative is

Good okay so who ever rolls higher gets initiative in this sex rp. Alright (Dice sounds) ah hmm alright she doesn’t have that high of an initiative so she got a six. And you (Dice Sounds) oh yeah okay so you take initiative. So she closes the door behind you.

You, okay so what do you do?

You okay there? So yeah what do you do?

(Surprised gasp)(Kiss) (followed by a short pause)

(Pause to catch breath)(improv making out for a bit)  I’m so happy (kiss) I’ve had a crush on you for so long (kiss) but I was always afraid that you wouldn’t feel the same way (kiss) I just want to kiss every (kiss) part of you. Let me lightly kiss up your neck (kisses) up to your ear and let me just (small biting sounds) nibble on your ear.

Well that was a sexy sound. I’ll have to remember *that.* Okay, I’m just going to kiss (kiss) down your  neck (kiss)  down to your defined collarbone (kiss)
(Short pause)
You know what? I think this shirt is getting in the way, don’t you agree?

Haha, I thought so let me just (shirt removal sounds) take this over your head and… Wow you are amazing

Yes you are, your body is perfect. *You* are perfect. (kiss)

I guess that would only be fair (shirt removal sounds) there now we match haha (kiss) Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, your kissable collarbone (kiss) going down further along the middle (kiss) of your amazing chest (kiss)

No, no don’t take off your pants, not yet anyways. I want to continue to tease you (kiss) as I kiss down (kiss) to your perfect stomach (multiple kisses) Mmm, I love the way you squirm haha (kiss) now, and over to the top of your hips ( two kisses) I’m going to stand up and run my hands *lightly* up your sides and all over your amazing body.

Mmm, thank you (kiss) I love the way your skin tastes (kiss) and how (kiss) your nipples are stiffening as I tease them with my tongue (light licking sounds) I love the little sounds you make as I do this. and let me just suck them just a little (light sucking sounds.) (Catch breath for a moment) I want to kiss your succulent lips again (improv makeout for a bit.)

What was that?

You have something else that needs to be kissed? Haha, okay if you insist. (sounds of pants being removed)
And then your sexy boxers. (softly) You’re amazing.

Oh, and I love the way you blush when I say how amazing you are. (kiss)

I’m going to get down on my knees in front of you. So, I can worship your gorgeous cock. I’m going to slowly (kiss) kiss up (kiss) your legs (kiss) alternating (kiss) from one (kiss) to the other (kiss) until I get *all* the way up to your thighs and I just lightly (biting sound) bite the sensitive skin.

Haha, you liked that didn’t you?

Mmm, yes (kiss) Moving closer and closer to your aching and hard dick (kiss) (whisper) how badly do you want me to make you cum? Because that’s all want to do for you. I want you to feel amazing as my lips and tongue drive you in to ecstasy.

(improv BJ for a bit while encouraging and asking about his pleasure.) Please... I want you to let yourself go me (BJ sounds followed by pleased moans.) *Fuck*, yes. Thank you gorgeous.

Yes I want that so bad let me just (pants removal sounds) and let me just slide your cock inside me. Oh fuck

You feel amazing (kisses) let me just go slow. (improvise sex, moans, groans, gasps, kissing, etc)
(Add some “I love you’s” where you feel appropriate)

(Catch breath) Well that wasn’t exactly how I expected our afternoon to go.

What? Did I mean it?

Mean what?

I love you. Yes more than you could ever know. (Kiss)

(Soft laughing)

What? What am I laughing at?

Oh just earlier. See all our sessions have sex in them (laugh) Its a dumb thing to laugh at but (kiss)

Well I’m glad you find it funny too.

Well then you have successfully seduced the half-elf haha and she trusts you (kiss) so uh after we tidy ourselves up do you want to continue your quest? Maybe once you get this quest done or even during you and the half-elf can build some trust again (kiss)

I love you so much I’m so happy… Thank you.