Friday, July 21, 2017
4:53 PM - CryptGuardian: you're gay
4:53 PM - Pawa Tensei: Can I be only one thing at a time or can I be multiple things?
4:54 PM - CryptGuardian: erm
4:54 PM - CryptGuardian: theoretically speaking only one
4:54 PM - Pawa Tensei: Because I'm stressed out.
4:54 PM - CryptGuardian: but technically/conceptually you can be multiple things I guess
4:54 PM - Pawa Tensei: So am I stressed out or gay?
4:54 PM - CryptGuardian: you're gay
4:54 PM - Pawa Tensei: Because you seem to think I'm gay and I seem to think I'm stressed out.
4:55 PM - Pawa Tensei: If we want to socialize get on the teamspeak, I'm in the middle of  DD run.
5:13 PM - CryptGuardian is now Online.
5:13 PM - CryptGuardian: yeah no thanks you're not gonna play anything other than that
5:13 PM - CryptGuardian: so there
5:13 PM - CryptGuardian: would be no point
5:15 PM - Pawa Tensei: My fucking jester
5:15 PM - Pawa Tensei: Just caught
5:15 PM - Pawa Tensei: "Bad humours"
5:15 PM - Pawa Tensei: This run is over.
5:32 PM - CryptGuardian is now Online.
5:36 PM - CryptGuardian: "Pawa Tensei is typing a message."
6:06 PM - CryptGuardian: STOP TYPING A GOD DAMN MESSAGE
6:15 PM - Pawa Tensei: I'm not.
6:15 PM - Pawa Tensei: What
6:15 PM - Pawa Tensei: Lol
6:15 PM - CryptGuardian: orly
6:15 PM - Pawa Tensei: Not even a hidden spacebar
6:15 PM - Pawa Tensei: or anything
6:15 PM - CryptGuardian: at the bottom left of my screen
6:15 PM - Pawa Tensei: I spammed the backspace key
6:15 PM - CryptGuardian: it said
6:15 PM - CryptGuardian: you were
6:15 PM - Pawa Tensei: It's a glitch
6:15 PM - CryptGuardian: typing
6:15 PM - CryptGuardian: a message
6:15 PM - CryptGuardian: so
6:15 PM - CryptGuardian: fuck
6:15 PM - Pawa Tensei: Well the bottom of your screen
6:15 PM - CryptGuardian: you
6:15 PM - Pawa Tensei: is
6:15 PM - Pawa Tensei: a
6:15 PM - Pawa Tensei: fucking
6:15 PM - Pawa Tensei: freak
6:16 PM - Pawa Tensei: I just exited off of DD
6:16 PM - Pawa Tensei: That was the best worst run I've ever had.
6:16 PM - Pawa Tensei: That went completely my way and also completely against me.
6:16 PM - Pawa Tensei: The game was having some fucking decision issues.
6:16 PM - CryptGuardian: gr8
6:16 PM - Pawa Tensei: It couldn't tell whether to fuck me or give me the run to conquer all runs.
6:17 PM - Pawa Tensei: So it did both? I think.
6:17 PM - CryptGuardian: k
6:18 PM - CryptGuardian: so what are we going to play?
6:18 PM - Pawa Tensei: idk
6:18 PM - Pawa Tensei: How about we play the game where you get on the teamspeak as soon as you're online like not a fucking faggot you piece of trash.
6:18 PM - CryptGuardian: there's not a point
6:18 PM - CryptGuardian: if we're not going to fucking do something
6:18 PM - CryptGuardian: you dumb coon
6:18 PM - Pawa Tensei: Yes there is.
6:19 PM - Pawa Tensei: You can convince me to do something
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: no
6:19 PM - Pawa Tensei: It raises your chances.
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: there isn't
6:19 PM - Pawa Tensei: They become higher.
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: no
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: it doesn't
6:19 PM - Pawa Tensei: Yes
6:19 PM - Pawa Tensei: It
6:19 PM - Pawa Tensei: Does
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: because whenever I mention a game
6:19 PM - Pawa Tensei: I'd be like
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: you apparently want to play it less
6:19 PM - Pawa Tensei: Okay
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: so
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: stop
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: trying
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: to
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: lie
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: to
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: me
6:19 PM - Pawa Tensei: I'm not lying.
6:19 PM - Pawa Tensei: It's only for games that I enjoy that I act like that.
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: I
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: guess
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: you
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: don't
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: enjoy
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: any
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: games
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: then
6:19 PM - CryptGuardian: or
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: Sure then.
6:20 PM - CryptGuardian: rather
6:20 PM - CryptGuardian: enjoy
6:20 PM - CryptGuardian: every
6:20 PM - CryptGuardian: game
6:20 PM - CryptGuardian: I
6:20 PM - CryptGuardian: don't
6:20 PM - CryptGuardian: fucking
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: Sure then.
6:20 PM - CryptGuardian: know
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: Sure then.
6:20 PM - CryptGuardian: k
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: Get on the teamspeak
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: And once you're on the teamspeak
6:20 PM - CryptGuardian: why?
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: We'll discuss
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: what
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: we're
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: going
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: to
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: play
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: YOU
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: FUCKING
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: SPOON
6:20 PM - CryptGuardian: I severely doubt we're going to play anything even mildly entertaining for me
6:20 PM - CryptGuardian: so find a game
6:20 PM - CryptGuardian: then
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: WE
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: FIND
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: A
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: GAME
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: TOGETHER
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: AS
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: A
6:20 PM - CryptGuardian: I'll decide if it's enough to waste my time on
6:20 PM - Pawa Tensei: GROUP
6:21 PM - CryptGuardian: no we don't
6:21 PM - CryptGuardian: ynot decides on the game
6:21 PM - CryptGuardian: then you suck his dick
6:21 PM - Pawa Tensei: I want to scream
6:21 PM - Pawa Tensei: You're irrational
6:21 PM - CryptGuardian: MAYBE SO BUT I'M FUCKING RIGHT
6:21 PM - Pawa Tensei: No you're not.
6:21 PM - CryptGuardian: okay name a game where we haven't played with ynot and you've agreed to it while he's on
6:21 PM - CryptGuardian: after we met him
6:22 PM - Pawa Tensei: CS:GO
6:22 PM - CryptGuardian: no
6:22 PM - Pawa Tensei: Overwatch
6:22 PM - CryptGuardian: no
6:22 PM - Pawa Tensei: For Honor
6:22 PM - CryptGuardian: no
6:22 PM - Pawa Tensei: Y E S
6:22 PM - CryptGuardian: no
6:22 PM - Pawa Tensei: For all 3 of those things.
6:22 PM - Pawa Tensei: That applies
6:22 PM - CryptGuardian: YEAH?
6:22 PM - CryptGuardian: GUESS WHAT?
6:22 PM - Pawa Tensei: I can name more:
6:22 PM - CryptGuardian: WE DON'T PLAY ANY OF THOSE ANYMORE
6:22 PM - CryptGuardian: BECAUSE NOW
6:22 PM - CryptGuardian: YOU WON'T PLAY
6:22 PM - CryptGuardian: WITHOUT YNOT
6:22 PM - Pawa Tensei: I would enjoy playing CS:GO without ynot
6:23 PM - Pawa Tensei: just not
6:23 PM - Pawa Tensei: past 9:00
6:23 PM - Pawa Tensei: pm
6:23 PM - CryptGuardian: yeah no
6:23 PM - CryptGuardian: too late
6:23 PM - CryptGuardian: I already fucking hate it
6:23 PM - CryptGuardian: because I've been made to play alone for fucking
6:23 PM - CryptGuardian: 100 hours
6:23 PM - Pawa Tensei: Okay
6:23 PM - Pawa Tensei: Would you like me to continue naming games?
6:24 PM - CryptGuardian: none of them we still play
6:24 PM - CryptGuardian: so no
6:24 PM - CryptGuardian: I don't care
6:24 PM - Pawa Tensei: R o c k e t L e a g u e
6:24 PM - Pawa Tensei: Lol
6:24 PM - CryptGuardian: no
6:24 PM - Pawa Tensei: Yes.
6:24 PM - CryptGuardian: we don't play that
6:24 PM - CryptGuardian: that's a
6:24 PM - CryptGuardian: "WOW WE'RE BORED
6:24 PM - Pawa Tensei: Every time you say no, I'm going to say yes.
6:24 PM - CryptGuardian: LET'S GO WITH THAT!"
6:24 PM - Pawa Tensei: Everytime you say yes.
6:24 PM - Pawa Tensei: I'm going to say no.
6:24 PM - Pawa Tensei: If you change your mind on a topic
6:24 PM - CryptGuardian: every time you speak
6:25 PM - CryptGuardian: I don't care
6:25 PM - Pawa Tensei: and then say "Yes" instead of your original "No", I'm still going to say yes.
6:25 PM - Pawa Tensei: vice versa for No.
6:25 PM - CryptGuardian: great
6:25 PM - CryptGuardian: I don't care
6:25 PM - Pawa Tensei: If you don't care about anything I say, why do you bother to chat with me?
6:25 PM - CryptGuardian: no it's not that I didn't care
6:25 PM - CryptGuardian: it's that I no longer care
6:25 PM - CryptGuardian: see the difference?
6:25 PM - Pawa Tensei: No.
6:25 PM - CryptGuardian: now stop fucking typing and let me play games alone
6:26 PM - CryptGuardian: until I get fucking bored
6:26 PM - CryptGuardian: and then stop playing games all together
6:26 PM - Pawa Tensei: So you admit that you're the one who wants to play games alone and not us?
6:43 PM - CryptGuardian: alrighty then. the fact that you had to say "it raises your chances. they become higher." means that even if I suggest a game I want to play, you won't necessarily play it with me. I can understand if you didn't want to play it but our likes in games are basically complete fucking opposites and we won't decide on something to play. I'm fully aware that there have been instances of you playing without ynot but they're only generally when you have nothing better to do or ynot isn't online. another thing is that you're trying to explain yourself in stupid, convoluted ways that are most likely lies to make yourself seem different, you insecure fuckhole. your arrogance to call me irrational after me saying that you'll only play when ynot wants to play (which was a hyperbole that you cannot judge me on, else you'd be hypocritical which you already seem to be fine with) is actually infuriating, because there are so many examples of you asking "will ynot play??" when I suggest a game, like cs:go or rocket league or for honor. there have also been times when you've completely ignored me and endo, i.e. terraria modded where you lost frames while playing, and instead of either living with it or finding another game you instead insisted on being a fucking cunt and only played with ynot, during which you disregarded endo and I's existence almost entirely. the fact that I am bored of most of the games we play is likely because a lack of personal involvement in them, which I suppose isn't your fault, but it's really unmotivating when you're coming back just to fight randoms, and either be stomped or stomp. I will admit now that you're too fucking stubborn to play games that you don't like in the slightest, and instead go on about how it's my fault that I'm playing games alone. you're a fucking idiot
6:43 PM - CryptGuardian: damn that took me a while
6:43 PM - CryptGuardian: alrighty then
6:56 PM - CryptGuardian is now Away.
6:57 PM - Pawa Tensei: Let's start countering points in this argument then... Yes, no matter what the situation there is always a chance that I won't necesarilly play with you but that's going to far so I'll assume that you're assuming that it's above a 75% chance that I won't play with you. This is fair but it's better to try than to do nothing when doing nothing always leads to failure. If it doesn't lead to failure then why are you bothered by playing alone. Our likes in games are almost entirely the same, the way we go about playing them is completely different. We will decide on something to play because our previous conversation was a proxy to try to get you on the teamspeak so that I could tell you we're playing Rocket League in a non-awkward way. You'd probably call me an asshole, I'd probably grin, and then we'd go and play Rocket League. Those instances of me telling you that I won't play without Ynot are because either A. Ynot is online and it's possible to get him to play with us and I want you to try harder to because I believe the more people playing the more fun because there's more chaos. B. I'm using him as an excuse not to play that specific game because I'm not having fun playing it myself. I.E civilization. I can't explain myself in non-stupid non-convoluted ways and I've told you this before. I don't actually lie as often as you think I do but I can't prove that to you so this point is just a jest of hope that you will believe me. I'm arrogant and calling you irrational because I'm arrogant and you're irrational. Over-exaggerations are fun. I don't only play when Ynot wants to play I play when I want to play. When I ignore you or Endo, it's because you guys have insulted me or I feel you're going to. In Terraria, I felt that because I was lagging, you guys were going to assume that I was bad at Terraria, and I hate it when people blame me for something that's my fault but not through in-game skill. The reason why you stomp or be stomped is entirely because your play style isn't able to adapt to a situation at all.
6:58 PM - Pawa Tensei: I am too stubborn to play games that I don't like in the slightest because if I've found a reason not to like them, I've probably forgotten all the reasons of why I liked the game in the first place.
6:58 PM - Pawa Tensei: It is your fault that you're playing games alone, if you had come on the teamspeak I would have instantly played Rocket League with you IF of course once you got on the teamspeak you still wanted to play Rocket League.
6:59 PM - Pawa Tensei: You're every single negative adjective that I can think of off the top of my brain
6:59 PM - Pawa Tensei: which is like
6:59 PM - Pawa Tensei: 3.
6:59 PM - Pawa Tensei: Because my vocabulary is small.
6:59 PM - Pawa Tensei: And prejudiced.