Grognardfinder II

tirkaroKujo has connected.
agidius:	thar we go.
tirkaroKujo:	goodie
Thrice has connected.
Thrice:	You not save the map
Thrice:	Or what
MarthTrinity has connected.
tirkaroKujo:	EH?
Thrice:	As in
tirkaroKujo:	Ah, well here we go
agidius:	caps lock or hearing loss?
Thrice:	Like the people
tirkaroKujo:	Both, most likely
Thrice:	NPCs
tirkaroKujo:	Man, hold the fuck on
Thrice:	We were just worried about it man
Thrice:	Not holding it against you
tirkaroKujo:	I always type like that
Mary: (( kinda figured you'd have had it saved yeah ))
tirkaroKujo:	I am literally telling you to hold on a sec
Mary: (( *man I am made out of patience* ))
Mary: (( *it's like I'm waiting for HL3 and Duke Nukem Forever and the Homestuck update* ))
Thrice:	And Agi is being driven insane
Thrice:	By a tarantula
tirkaroKujo:	After a bemusing morning, you finish your lunch and...head out? It could truly go anywhere from there.
tirkaroKujo:	http://www.synchtube.com/r/tirkaro
tirkaroKujo:	m
Thrice:	He's breaking out some kinda cabinet now
Thrice:	I think he's going for the big guns
Ivan: (( He just ))
Ivan: (( Runs outside ))
Ivan: (( To get away from this spider ))
Ivan: (( And I think he's diving into the pond now ))
tirkaroKujo:	Oh, right, Skype exists
Mary: (( alright ))
Ivan: (( Naw, you should probably stay out of it ))
Ivan: (( So that MT doesn't get confused and shit ))
tirkaroKujo:	Was wondering how you were getting this info
Mary: (( The grass is probably made of spiders ))
Mary: (( but I cannot see them ))
Mary: (( so I don't care ))
	 Mary:	*nom nom nom* This food not bad.
	 Ciel:	*stands against wall*
	 Ivan:	No, it is not. So then! Thank you for the food, good lady! But...hm, now do we just go back to the inn?
tirkaroKujo:	The usual ambient chatter brews throughout the Centaur cup. Usual trashy chatter, such as rumors and gossip.
	 Ivan:	A little early for that, but I've nothing more to do besides go back to the librari...um.
	 Mary:	*looks outside to gauge the time*
tirkaroKujo:	It's pretty bright outside.
tirkaroKujo:	Oh, right, you also heal « 1d2 = 2 » from the food.
	 Mary:	Ciel, you hungry?
Mary: (( thank ya ))
	 Ciel:	I do not require food, but your concern is appreciated.
	 Mary:	No food, no sleep. Very strange. *om nom nom*
	 Ivan:	You're gonna get hungry sometime, you know.
	 Ciel:	I do not get hungry, Ivan
	 Ivan:	Hah, alright. What about hungry for love? Or adventure? Or anything else you can starve yourself of!
	 Ciel:	The church has sworn me to a vow of chaste and I do not desire adventure. The only thing I desire are answers are making this world a place safe from evils.
	 Mary:	Hah, that sound like adventure to me!
	 Ivan:	...chastity? That sounds counterproductive to a church...
	 Ivan:	I mean, their members will eventually die out if they don't reproduce.
	 Ivan:	Sides, what's better than love for spreading peace! It's a truly underestimated force.
	 Ciel:	People are those who are enlightened to Justice's greatness every day. They keep our church healthy.
Ciel: (( I messed that up somehow ))
Ciel: (( Trying to figure out what I was going for (XD) ))
Ivan: (( You saying I'm not a people? (D) ))
	 Ciel:	-are those who
Mary: (( maybe it was "There are those who are enlightened" but yeah that works too ))
	 Ivan:	You'd think they'd want to share the wisdom of, uh, Justice to their kids.
	 Ivan:	But hey, who am I to judge?
	 Ivan:	I don't call myself Justice
	 Ciel:	You would be a heretic if you did. *smiles*
	 Ivan:	Yes, yes I would...
	 Mary:	That remind me. Apparently I have encounter with "justice" today?
	 Mary:	Accidentally break part of building... strange man come out. Guards came yelling about "justice."
	 Ciel:	You entered a church of Justice, yes.And the man who spoke to you is the voice of Justice.
	 Ciel:	...oh?
	 Ivan:	So you broke a house...
	 Ivan:	There any chance guards are going to come yelling HERE?
	 Mary:	Don't think so. They seemed nice.
	 Mary:	Gave reward. *pats bulging money bag*
	 Mary:	*that... was not a euphemism*
	 Ivan:	Is that how things...go around here?
Hope: (( haw ))
	 Ivan:	Break things, get compensation?
	 Ivan:	I could get into that, I suppose.
	 Ciel:	That sounds...very impractical.
	 Mary:	*shrug* Work for me.
	 Mary:	What you all do today? Church, library?
	 Ivan:	Yeah, I found a little out about the place..
	 Ivan:	Sadly, nothing about this Calamity Child.
	 Ciel:	I found that the church did not have answers for my questions, but the Father there reassured me that Justice would reveal all when the time was right and that my journey will be one of self-discovery.
	 Ivan:	Huh. I'm not out to discover anything, really.
	 Ivan:	Which is odd, since I was the one who read all day.
	 Ciel:	I desire to learn more about who I am.
	 Mary:	*smile* Need to become stronger.
	 Ciel:	Strength is important for protecting those who need protecting.
	 Ivan:	Well...I'm partial to helping people, too..That's the only reason I'm even bothering to track this thing down in the first place.
	 Mary:	Lots of people need protecting.
	 Mary:	They have orc problem here and in Flewich; that one way to help protect.
	 Ivan:	Flewich...? Damn! How do we stop it?
Mary: (( it... I THINK it was Flewich. Hope it was, at this point. ))
	 Ivan:	Well...moreover, is anyone DOING anything to stop them already?
tirkaroKujo:	Yes, it was Flewich
Ivan: (( how is that pronounced anyhow ))
tirkaroKujo:	Well, near flewich, but it's close enough
Ivan: (( fleh-witch or fleh-lick ))
tirkaroKujo:	Fleh-witch
Ivan: (( er ))
Ivan: (( fleh-wick ))
Ivan: (( Alright ))
	 Mary:	How else? Smash them. *full-toothed smile*
	 Ciel:	Evil such as that must be dealt with.
	 Ivan:	I'm not..a smashey kinda guy, really.
	 Mary:	Well, what you do?
	 Hope:	"Oh, so you're going out hunting Orcs? While you're at it, do you mind tracking down a few Goblins for me?"
	 Ivan:	The Skeegals?
	 Hope:	"Yes, them. A group of Skeegal's stole a shipment of the local appraiser's wares, and he's been real uppity about it ever since."
	 Hope:	"Maybe if you recover the bag of jewels they stole, he'll stop babbling about it to my face so much."
tirkaroKujo:	What the fuck are you doing there apostrophe, get out (D)
	 Ivan:	How many we talkin?
	 Ivan:	Ten, seventeen hundred?
	 Ciel:	Numbers should not matter. Evil must be dealt with accordingly.
	 Ivan:	Numbers matter. They determine how dead we get.
	 Mary:	What, you scared, Ivan? (smirk)
	 Hope:	Scratching her head, the barmaid unassuredly responds, "Well, they are Skeegals. They rely entirely on overwelming with their numbers. It sure makes up for being terrible at everything else."
	 Ivan:	Oh, well, yeah!
	 Ivan:	I don't want to die. We die, who knows what that thing'll do.
	 Mary:	*laughs* Even you not die to little goblins.
	 Mary:	Good warm-up for Orcs.
	 Ivan:	That's what I heard..a few won't be a problem, but a horde of em? Maybe.
Ivan: (( wait a second ))
Ivan: (( Knowledge: Local works on Orcs and Goblins ))
	 Ciel:	Scared. Fear. A distressing emotion aroused by impending danger.
Ivan: (( (HIPPO) ))
Ivan: (( so hey, maybe I'll know something about them ))
	 Ivan:	Aroused, yes, good word, that.
	 Mary:	@ Hope: So... which way?
	 Mary:	Where we find them?
	 Ciel:	Arouse. Evoke or awaken a feeling, emotion or response.
	 Hope:	"Hmm, they usually gather around the Forest of Thorn. Though as of late, I've heard of a group temporarily setting up camp to the Southwest of here, about a few miles off."
	 Ciel:	Eliminating the encampment would be a good way to reduce their numbers and hopefully ward off the others from harrassing the town.
	 Ivan:	Yeah, well...I've heard lots of stuff about the Forest of Thorn...
	 Ivan:	Just hope none of it's true.
	 Mary:	Let us know on the way.
	 Ivan:	I'd..rather go take care of Flewich now...
	 Ivan:	But you two are set on the goblins?
	 Mary:	Flewich... how far away?
Ivan: (( hell if I know ))
Ivan: (( how far away tirk ))
Ivan: (( do I just have to run another Knowledge check to know how far away my HOMETOWN is (D) ))
Ivan: (( well not hometown ))
Ivan: (( but close enough ))
	 Ciel:	I would prefer to take care of the evils that provide the most immediate threat, which sounds like those attacking Flewich.
tirkaroKujo:	It's about, oh, 12 miles away
Ivan: (( so about one day if we use the kingmaker map ))
Ivan: (( IIRC ))
	 Ivan:	It's about a day or so from here...it shouldn't take long.
	 Mary:	*shrug* I fine either way. One day not bad.
	 Ciel:	Is there anywhere to rest on the way? A day straight of walking will likely be stressful on your bodies.
	 Mary:	*joking with Hope* You can put up with appraiser that long?
	 Ivan:	Well..no, not really. But it's not as if I didn't make this exact same trip just two days ago...
	 Ivan:	I can handle myself, don't worry!
	 Hope:	"Well shucks, I hope so. Can't guarantee anything though."
	 Mary:	@ Ciel: Can stay night here if we need to. I fine sleeping on way.
	 Ciel:	It is your choice. As I have said, I do not require sleep.
	 Mary:	Ivan, you know the way. It up to you.
	 Ivan:	Well, shucks! I think it would be best to go now, then. That way, we can rest at night, and be prepared when we get there. If we got there at night, we'd have to sleep right outside the town...which would be bad, because there are orcs there.
	 Ciel:	That is probably wise.
	 Ciel:	Does anyone have anything they must take care of before we leave town?
	 Mary:	Okay. *gets out of chair* Ready whenever.
	 Ivan:	I've nothing to do! It's sad, but I'm completely free today...
Mary: (( right, was that Lethal damage dealt to me earlier from hippo lady? Or NL, since it was unarmed? ))
	 Mary:	little tired from earlier, but the food helped. Let's go.
tirkaroKujo:	Lethal, by technicality.
Mary: (( gotcha ))
tirkaroKujo:	So you head off into the great wilderness!
tirkaroKujo:	So, you're headed to Flewich, right.
	 Mary:	*of course*
Ivan: (( Yep ))
	 Mary:	Lead the way, Ivan. (chew)
	 Mary:	*guess there was some gristle in that deer meat*
	 Mary:	*continues (chew)ing*
	 Ivan:	Wha? Oh, of course, I guess I'm the only one to know the way...
	 Ivan:	*leads the way, boy, THIS won't turn out horribly, nope*
Ivan: (( We goin mapless or hwat ))
Ivan: (( As I assume we left town ))
tirkaroKujo:	The road to Flewich is a somewhat bumpy one, paved with hills and trees, and a whole variety of animals frolicking about.
Ivan: (( >Nier music ))
Ivan: (( Well, we're doomed ))
tirkaroKujo:	Along the way, you see what looks to be a small cave on the side of the road.
	 Mary:	*moves far down as an abstraction*
tirkaroKujo:	This cave seems to house a...Mammoth?
tirkaroKujo:	Said Mammoth appears to be asleep.
Mary: (( it's irrelephant ))
Ivan: (( a mammoth indeed ))
Ivan: (( I assume Mary wants to bang it ))
	 Mary:	*okay, it's a mammoth*
	 Mary:	Big animal. What it doing here?
	 Ciel:	Sleeping.
	 Ivan:	WHAT...is that thing doing here?
	 Ivan:	That answer won't do!
Ivan: (( or wuld that be local ))
	 Ciel:	*uses Detect Evil on mammoth* I will see if it is a threat.
Ivan: (( As I'm wanting to know if it belongs here ))
tirkaroKujo:	The Mammoth does not appear to be Evil-Aligned
	 Ivan:	Whether or not it's a threat...
	 Ivan:	It's very odd.
	 Ivan:	They...I'm not even sure what this IS...I've never heard of anything like this around here.
	 Ciel:	Sensors indicate it is not an evil-entity. Still. Large animals such as this can be hostile if disturbed.
	 Ivan:	Well...yes, but...
	 Mary:	Maybe we find out why it here later?
	 Ivan:	Yes, Flewich is more important...
	 Ivan:	Maybe there are books on it in the library here...I didn't check, I must admit.
	 Ciel:	It is not hostile and is not evil. There is no reason to disturb its sleep.
	 Ivan:	Can it BE hostile while sleeping?
	 Mary:	It will be mad if we wake it up. That likely.
	 Ciel:	There is a 90% chance that it cannot. So we should leave it as is.
Mary: (( *presses "Ready" button to continue* ))
	 Ivan:	Fine..
tirkaroKujo:	You continue onwards. The area only gets hillier from here, but there thankfully appears to be a nice gathering of trees out on the hills, creating a miniature, acre-wide forest of sorts.
Ivan: (( did we just get railroaded to the forest of thorns ))
Mary: (( your fault if we did ))
tirkaroKujo:	No, it is not the Forest of Thorn (D)
Mary: (( Ivan's leading ))
Mary: (( (chew) ))
Ivan: (( Is there SUPPOSED to be a gathering of trees at total random ))
Ivan: (( I assume I'd know this ))
	 Mary:	« 1d20-1 = 16 - 1 = 15 » *guess I'll percep check to notice anything awry?*
tirkaroKujo:	The ground looks flat enough up ahead. According to your best calculations, Flewich should only be 2 miles ahead form here.
Mary: (( well what time is it then? ))
Ivan: (( Well I thought we were gonna rest BEFORE we got this close ))
Ivan: (( But okay ))
Ciel: (( We're still two miles away, we could stop before we get there ))
Mary: (( I mean, that's... probably five hours of walking ))
Ciel: (( Slash go into the miniwoods ))
tirkaroKujo:	It's the dead of Night it appears. Do you wish to go back? (IN TIIIME?)
Mary: (( so 7? Iunno ))
	 Mary:	This as good a place as any to rest... you know how far we are, Ivan?
	 Ivan:	Pretty close, now that I think about it...I planned to stop before this...
	 Ivan:	But, well, I guess now is as good as we're going to get.
tirkaroKujo:	You decide to set up camp and rest near the flat stretch of plains. I hope one of you brought a tent of sorts.
	 Mary:	*pffffthahaaahaha naw*
	 Ivan:	That..large wrapped thing on your back wouldn't happen to be a tent, would it...?
	 Mary:	*bedroll and blanket*
	 Ivan:	Dammit.
Ciel: (( I do not require sleep, thus a tent is pointless for me. ))
	 Mary:	No, a bedroll and blanket. Among other gear.
	 Ivan:	I've...just a blanket...
	 Ivan:	Anyone have food?
	 Mary:	Food, rope. A torch.
	 Ivan:	Water?
	 Ciel:	I have neither bedding nor food. My apologies. I was selfish in my preparations.
	 Mary:	Tea. Powdered.
	 Ivan:	We're retarded.
	 Mary:	...
	 Mary:	I... guess... we look for water then?
	 Ivan:	I GUESS SO.
Mary: (( FITTING SYNCHTUBE THEME. ))
Mary: (( BTW. ))
tirkaroKujo:	m
Ivan: (( hips ))
Ivan: (( So.. ))
Ivan: (( I'll make a Perception check to look around for water (HIPPO) ))
	 Ivan:	Well...anyone coming with me?
	 Ciel:	I will come along with you.
	 Mary:	...yes (wary) Big oversight.
Ivan: (( We gonna use Aid Another or just all roll ))
Mary: (( Gonna use Survival here to get a general idea of where water might be ))
Mary: (( hopefully that works ))
Mary: (( Get along in the wild. Move up to half your overland speed while hunting and foraging (no food or water supplies needed). You can provide food and water for one other person for every 2 points by which your check result exceeds 10. ))
Mary: (( so DC 10 ))
Ivan: (( well how much water does a bottle hold ))
Mary: (( gotta roll 7 or higher, here goes ))
Ivan: (( Er.. ))
Ivan: (( I WOULD LIKE WATER TOO (FEDUP) ))
	 Mary:	« 1d20+3 = 10 + 3 = 13 »
Ivan: (( welp ))
tirkaroKujo:	m
Ivan: (( one of us is waterless ))
Ivan: (( Oh, right ))
Ivan: (( (COOL) ))
Mary: (( Ciel does indeed not need water. ))
Ciel: (( I do not require water. ))
Mary: (( (Y) ))
tirkaroKujo:	You find what appears to be a lake in the middle of the plain-
tirkaroKujo:	Wait, are you in the Plains or the forest.
Ivan: (( I unno ))
Ivan: (( ARE WE? ))
Ciel: (( I believe we stopped before we went into the forest. ))
Mary: (( Plains, yeah. ))
tirkaroKujo:	Ah okay
tirkaroKujo:	So you find what appears to be a lake in the middle of the plains. Near the water, a lone man in a blue cloak seems to be collecting something from it.
Ivan: (( What are map cases made out of, Tirk ))
tirkaroKujo:	Wood
Ivan: (( Sweet ))
	 Mary:	*comes over one of the hills I guess* Ah! Found water.
	 Mary:	Plenty water.
	 Ivan:	Who is that... *yells* Sorry to disturb you! Just here to grab a drink and all!
	 Ivan:	Now, then... *gets out secondary map case and bottle* Might be best to take some of this with us...
tirkaroKujo:	You appear to have gotten the man's attention
Ivan: (( how big even is the bottle ))
Mary: (( 16 fluid ounces. ))
Mary: (( half a liter. ))
Mary: (( choose. ))
tirkaroKujo:	He slightly turns his cloaked head back to look at you. Roll a perception check.
	 Mary:	« 1d20-1 = 10 - 1 = 9 » naw
	 Ciel:	« 1d20-3 = 10 - 3 = 7 »
Mary: (( ...waaaat ))
	 Ivan:	« 1d20+2 = 16 + 2 = 18 »
Mary: (( you do not have 4 Wis (D) ))
Ivan: (( woo ))
Ivan: (( It's -1 for every 2 below ))
Ciel: (( Minus stats are -1 each, aren't they? ))
Ivan: (( This ain't PTA ))
Ciel: (( Oh. ))
Ciel: (( Rounded up or down? ))
Ivan: (( Works the same way as it does for being above, thankfully ))
Ivan: (( Down, always ))
	 Ciel:	« 1d20-1 = 20 - 1 = 19 »
Ciel: (( There ))
Ivan: (( Do you have 8 or seven? ))
Ciel: (( Seven ))
Ivan: (( CAuse a 7 is 3 below ))
Ciel: (( So that's a -2? ))
tirkaroKujo:	Ivan AND DEFINITELY CIEL notices something peculiar about this man. His face appears to be entirely blue, hair of white, and pointy ears. Depending on how well you know your races, now may or may not be the time to panic and run around like a little girl.
Ivan: (( Yeah ))
Ivan: (( Like having 13 in a stat's only a +1 ))
	 Ciel:	*uses Detect Evil* I have never seen someone who looks that way before...
Mary: (( aw dear lawd, entirely unconnected, but my brain just died https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/20/MAsKY_mOTk2PkihJspzRLg2.gif ))
tirkaroKujo:	Oh god my head how do you even
tirkaroKujo:	Anywya
Ciel: (( It says I can use Detect Evil as a spell btw, is there a certain amount of times I can use it daily because there's no mention on my token ))
Ivan: (( Nope, it's at-will ))
Ivan: (( You can do it however much yo uwant ))
Mary: (( eeeyup ))
Ivan: (( You can sense the presence of evil. The amount of information revealed depends on how long you study a particular area or subject. 1st Round: Presence or absence of evil. 2nd Round: Number of evil auras (creatures, objects, or spells) in the area and the power of the most potent evil aura present. If you are of good alignment, and the strongest evil aura's power is overwhelming (see below), and the HD or level of the aura's source is at least twice your character level, you are stunned for 1 round and the spell ends. 3rd Round: The power and location of each aura. If an aura is outside your line of sight, then you discern its direction but not its exact location. ))
Mary: (( costs a move action, but hey ))
Ivan: (( Best hope nothing is ever overwhelmingly evil ))
Ciel: (( Do I still die by the way if I go beneath zero? ))
Ivan: (( No ))
Ciel: (( kk ))
Mary: (( missed the description of the man ))
Mary: (( who is definitely a Drow ))
	 Mary:	*NOT THAT I KNOW THAT*
	 Ivan:	Er...ah...
tirkaroKujo:	Going about 30 feet up to him, there doesn't seem to be any extreme presence of evil, though there is surely an aura you are uncomfortable with.
	 Ivan:	Huhuh...hey there, mister...
Ivan: (( brb ))
	 Mary:	Hello. You here for water, too?
tirkaroKujo:	The cloaked man turns back at you, noticing the obvious attention, and puts his hand to his side, as if clutching a weapon.
	 Ciel:	Sensors do not indicate any immediate presence of evil. But I am getting a strange...feeling...? I cannot place it...
	 Drifter:	"?! Awful lot less hostile than I expected."
	 Drifter:	The man pulls down his cloak, and puts away a bottle of water to his side. "Then again, nobody probably remembers the Drow anymore."
	 Ivan:	I..I do, but, well, I've always been open. I don't really...intend any harm...
	 Mary:	Nope! Not heard of.
	 Ciel:	I have no results found for "Drow".
	 Ivan:	It doesn't matter...
	 Drifter:	"Not that that's a complaint. I'm beyond thankful at this point."
	 Ivan:	We're just here to get water, after all!
	 Drifter:	"Tell me, are you familiar with the subject of 'Magic Items'?"
	 Ivan:	Probably.
Ivan: (( I assume so ))
	 Drifter:	"You could call me a craftsman of them. It's the closest thing I have to a living around these parts."
	 Mary:	I... isn't magic bad? That what people say.
	 Ivan:	Ahahahaha....
	 Drifter:	"Well of course. That's...one reason why you won't see me any major city. Or settlement at all."
Mary: (( *in obv ))
	 Drifter:	"Tell me, if you can find any materials or proper currency for Magic Items, give them to me. I'll be able to craft them better than any hackjob craftsman you may have seen in the mainland settlements."
	 Drifter:	"The name is Drifter, and you can find me roaming all of Taleros. If you need me for certain however, you may always wait here, at my usual camping site."
	 Drifter:	"Now, I'll be off on my business. You said you needed water, correct? Should be plentiful around here."
Mary: (( mysterious stranger whoo ))
	 Ivan:	Really..?
tirkaroKujo:	I sure hope you don't mean that Mark Twain cartoon
Mary: (( didn't know there was one ))
Ivan: (( No ))
Ivan: (( He thinks we're playing Fallout ))
Ivan: (( Obviously ))
Ciel: (( THE END *MARY IS THROWN INTO A SkULL* ))
	 Ivan:	Well, uh..I guess we'll keep that in mind...
Mary: (( welp, that went over my head. ))
	 Drifter:	The man puts his hood back on and scouts for more materials alongside the lake.
Ciel: (( That Swing You Sinners cartoon ))
Mary: (( aw lawd. ))
tirkaroKujo:	Dat doo-wopping chicken
Ivan: (( I feel I'm missing something ))
	 Ciel:	I suggest you check that water before consumption, Ivan.
tirkaroKujo:	You don't want to know PC
	 Ivan:	...check it? Uh..hehe..how would I do that?
	 Mary:	Hm. Maybe useful.
	 Ciel:	You claimed you could examine that apple. I assume you are well versed in survival techniques.
	 Ivan:	Uhh...well, I mean, I was just looking for discoloration...
	 Ivan:	I'm not exactly an expert on this, you know!
	 Mary:	*just kneels down to scoop some into my mouth*
	 Mary:	*drinks*
	 Ivan:	....
	 Mary:	Too much talking.
	 Ciel:	Then be cauti-...disregarding previous statement.
	 Mary:	It good for him, it good for us.
tirkaroKujo:	The water seems clean.
	 Mary:	Don't worry so much.
	 Ivan:	Fine, I guess I can't refuse..well, whatever.
	 Ivan:	*scoops water into bottle/case*
	 Ivan:	Hopefully this will be enough!
	 Ivan:	We've only one night here, in any case.
	 Mary:	*finishes drinking* So, we set up camp now?
	 Mary:	*draws Drifter's attention* Hey, we need spend night here. There good place close?
	 Ivan:	No, we don't!
	 Ivan:	Because we don't have anything to set up, of course.
	 Ciel:	*watches cloaked man* Unease. Anxiety or discontent...
	 Ivan:	What?
	 Ciel:	I am not sure...
	 Ivan:	Of course. Well, if you ever are, tell me.
	 Drifter:	The cloaked man seems to have wandered off a bit, but you still grab his attention. "Huh? You're out in the middle of the hills woman! Closest place I can think of is the settlement of humans a few miles from here...or the settlement of Orcs that stopped by a while back. I think they were going to hit the road by oh...tommorrow or so?"
	 Ivan:	...Orcs?
	 Ivan:	Well...did they say what time they were to leave?
	 Mary:	Same orcs we come for, I think.
	 Drifter:	"Let's see, they got here around a week ago...pretty sure it's tommorrow that they head off. Where to I don't know."
	 Ivan:	Well, I gathered that, Mary...
	 Ivan:	Dammit, if we sleep...they might be there by the time we wake up...
	 Mary:	That not good.
	 Ciel:	It is a risk I would rather not take. But I do not wish to push you two over your limits.
	 Mary:	...Ciel, you sure you not sleep?
	 Ivan:	That'd be a tad taxing, I think
	 Mary:	You stand guard, then, watch for orcs, other monsters?
	 Ivan:	.
	 Ciel:	I do not require sleep.
	 Mary:	...if you sure. I can guard tomorrow, so you sleep then.
	 Ivan:	Should we rest now, or...
	 Ivan:	I DO have a house in Flewich, but...we'd be even MORE tired by the time we got there.
	 Ciel:	My body does not require sleep. I am uncertain as to why you keep suggesting otherwise...
	 Ivan:	We'd sleep longer...and be in danger there.
	 Ivan:	People need sleep, Ciel. It's kind of a thing that happens.
	 Ciel:	...you have not noticed?
	 Ivan:	What? Noticed what?
	 Ivan:	Oh, whatever! We need to hurry up and decide on this.
Ivan: (( Agi is just diabetic ))
	 Ciel:	...either you are very oblivious or very open minded. *puzzled look*
	 Ivan:	THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
	 Ivan:	Oh, fine! I'll flip a coin!
	 Ciel:	I will explain once you have decided.
Mary: (( okay, so what ACTUAL time is it ))
Mary: (( as we do need 8 hours of sleep ))
Mary: (( or there are just assloads of penalties ))
	 Ivan:	...just gonna leave this up to a coin toss? I expected someone to say something...
	 Ivan:	Well, fine.
tirkaroKujo:	Man, you just know it's sorta dark
tirkaroKujo:	Don't think any of you have a clock
	 Mary:	There not enough time to get to Flewich. Especially not with orcs.
	 Mary:	Need sleep.
	 Ivan:	Finally. Then we'll sleep here.
	 Mary:	*sets up bedroll some distance away from the lake, 30-40 feet or so*
Mary: (( I wonder what the survival DC is to make a fire ))
Mary: (( well, whatever ))
	 Ivan:	Still separate, then? Shame. *just throws the damn blanket on the ground*
	 Mary:	*takes 10/20/potato, lights torch, sticks it into ground*
	 Ciel:	...*awkwardly sits down next to Mary*
Ivan: (( Flint and Steel: Lighting a torch with flint and steel is a full-round action, and lighting any other fire with them takes at least that long. ))
Ivan: (( Apparently no check ))
	 Ivan:	...might need more fire than that..
	 Ivan:	But I guess that's the best we can do for now..
	 Ivan:	Even if it will only last about an hour!
	 Mary:	...right. *walks off to woods to gather small branches, fuck making a check*
Ivan: (( MAKE A CHECK ))
Ivan: (( KNOWLEDGE: GEOGRAPHY ))
	 Ciel:	*draws circles in the dirt with finger*
	 Mary:	« 20d1 = 20 » *OH SHIT THOSE ARE TREES*
tirkaroKujo:	AW SHIT NIGGA
tirkaroKujo:	THEY ARE TREES
Ivan: (( mfw Aghast Arbor ))
tirkaroKujo:	Nope, just normal trees
	 Mary:	*carries back bundle, plops it onto ground*
	 Ivan:	I'd sing us a song, but...
	 Ivan:	I doubt it'd be a smart move.
	 Mary:	Draw attention from orcs?
	 Mary:	*uses torch to light fire, let's say I set up rocks around it*
	 Ivan:	Well, yeah..
	 Ivan:	And bears, maybe.
	 Ciel:	I do not wish to keep things from you, as I assume we will be traveling together for a while now. Which is why I must confess that I am...confused...that neither of you have noticed anything.
	 Ivan:	You repeat what I say sometimes.
	 Ivan:	Why?
	 Ciel:	I am processing.
	 Ivan:	What?
	 Ivan:	Like...
	 Ivan:	Marching?
	 Ivan:	That doesn't make any sense...
	 Ciel:	To put it simply, I am not like either of you.
	 Mary:	*continues poking fire with bone, let's get some coals here*
	 Ivan:	What, is Mary a dude too?
	 Ivan:	Doesn't look that way.
	 Mary:	*vaguely caught that* Wha?
	 Ivan:	Ciel's saying you look like a guy, I think.
	 Ivan:	I'm confused.
	 Ciel:	...Perhaps this is why you have not noticed. It is hard to properly explain.
	 Mary:	*laughs* Well, I not sure how she get that idea.
	 Ciel:	You both require food, water and sleep in order to function. I do not. My body does not require such things.
	 Mary:	Food! Almost forgot. *hands out rations to Ciel and Ivan*
	 Ivan:	Food's nice, yes. Now what are you saying, Ciel? Are you an elf? They don't eat or sleep as much, but you still SHOULD do it.
	 Ciel:	...*stares blankly at food* I must analyze how I will explain this...*closes eye*
	 Ivan:	Are you winking at me? Badly?
	 Ciel:	*continues speaking without opening eyes* If you were to go without food for a month, you would expire.
	 Ciel:	If I were to go without food forever, I would be just fine.
	 Ivan:	How? Magic? I mean...it doesn't surprise me, but dammit, I thought you people hated magic!
	 Ivan:	Well...the fact taht's POSSIBLE doesn't surprise me..
	 Ciel:	I was concerned that my speech patterns would have revealed it before I had a chance to explain. I assume the sisters of the church have helped me mask it
	 Ivan:	But how would you get hold of something like that?
	 Ciel:	It is not magic. At least none that I am aware of.
	 Mary:	Not eat? Not sleep? Forever?
	 Ciel:	To put it simply, I am an artificial human.
	 Mary:	*stares blankly*
	 Ivan:	...what?
	 Ciel:	I was well aware that this would be difficult to explain.
	 Ciel:	Are you aware of what a golem is?
Mary: (( Dexter does ))
	 Horace:	Its boulder-like body is extremely hard. It can easily withstand dynamite blasts without taking damage.
Ivan: (( Exactly ))
Ivan: (( Whore-ass to the rescue once more ))
Ivan: (( Now go set Julian on fire ))
	 Bach:	*eyes gleam eagerly*
	 Ivan:	Well...yeah...sort of.
	 Mary:	Golem? ...sound familiar, but... no.
	 Ivan:	You saying you ARE one?
	 Ivan:	I find that kinda hard to believe..
	 Ivan:	Especially since you haven't...destroyed anything yet.
	 Ciel:	I am not exactly a golem. I am made of steel. At least part of me is. I was also made with a human base.
Mary: (( Number nine, you're Metal Man ))
	 Ivan:	I don't know much about golems..
	 Ivan:	But usually they're one or the other...
	 Ivan:	And magical...
	 Mary:	Steel very strong metal.
	 Ciel:	I am not entirely sure what I am to be honest. I just know I am not a human like you two. I do not require sleep or food to survive and my grasp on...emotions...is questionable at best. Father Anselme was going to explain it all before his passing. I am uncertain who I was before this or why I was created. Or how for that matter.
	 Ivan:	Haha...I can't say I've ever heard of it being done on an actual, living human...
	 Ivan:	I mean...I've read about stranger things, but this is a..little hard to believe, frnakly.
	 Ivan:	frankly*
	 Mary:	So... all you saying is that you different.
	 Ciel:	I am indeed different.
	 Mary:	That not bad! If you not need eat, sleep, not worry!
	 Ivan:	I think we're all a little...different from each other...
	 Ivan:	Like you've got that skull! And..er...well, I'm a guy! That's the only thing special about me...
	 Ciel:	I would not consider myself special..
	 Ivan:	I would! In more ways than one.
	 Mary:	Why not? You have special bond with Justice.
	 Mary:	Good heart, even if you not "human."
	 Ciel:	A...heart?
	 Ivan:	Yes, whatever it is that keeps you ticking.
	 Ciel:	I...do not know.
	 Ivan:	Usually an organ.
	 Ivan:	Like the heart.
	 Ivan:	Or liver, for some people...
	 Ciel:	I am not certain how much of me is actually...organic. I met a brother unit earlier today who was entirely artificial. I cannot be certain how much of me is..."real."
	 Ivan:	Well, we could sure find out!
	 Mary:	How?
	 Ivan:	You say you carry powdered tea, yes? Guess it's not what I thought, then, if you don't know what I mean...
	 Mary:	Yes, I have tea. Nine packets left... will need to borrow water, actually, while we still here.
	 Mary:	Near water I mean.
	 Ciel:	*puzzled look* I seem to not understand either...
	 Mary:	You like tea, too, Ivan?
	 Ivan:	Well, I have some...but there's just the glass bottle to boil it in...
	 Mary:	Boil... better hot, but not need.
	 Ivan:	Naw, not really. Not without sugar, anyways.
	 Ivan:	..huh?
	 Mary:	It... not taste GOOD cold, but still okay.
	 Ivan:	Don't you have to...boil it? Otherwise it'll take a while for the flavor to settle... You could potentially do it with the sun, but that would be impractical right now....
	 Ciel:	*smiles slightly* I hope this does not change anything. I know I am...strange...
	 Mary:	(crs) I just shake it really hard for a while. Close enough.
	 Ivan:	That's just water with leaves in it!
	 Mary:	*shrug* Again, not bother me. Why you need, though?
	 Ivan:	Need what? I said I don't wnat any...
	 Ivan:	Especially not if you're not even going to boil it..
	 Mary:	Use to find how "real" Ciel is?
	 Ivan:	...now how exactly would I do that with tea?
	 Mary:	Not know.
	 Ivan:	This is taking up too much of my concentration!
	 Ivan:	I'm just..I'm just gonna paint
	 Mary:	You say it, not me. *shrug*
	 Ivan:	I said...what
	 Ivan:	?
	 Ivan:	Oh, whatever! I'll be painting then.
	 Ivan:	..whoa...only...three sheet left? I need to buy some more...
	 Ivan:	s*
	 Mary:	Make sure to sleep, too. *gets drink and sleeps unless there was more RP such and such*
tirkaroKujo:	From sleeping the night, you regain « 1d3+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 » HP
tirkaroKujo:	And I assume it is safe to move the fuck on to the next day
	 Mary:	*dear lawd that's exactly what I needed*
	 Ivan:	« 1d20+6 = 5 + 6 = 11 »
Ivan: (( Wow that's fucking nothing ))
tirkaroKujo:	Indeed it is not
Ivan: (( Was just making a paint check ))
Ivan: (( Not that it really matters, as...art has no value in this world ))
Ivan: (( obv ))
tirkaroKujo:	Written art (CRS)
Ivan: (( There's no given price ))
Ivan: (( For just...painting ))
Ivan: (( Hell maybe I can just fucking keep painting on one piece of canvas forever. ))
Ivan: (( And it just keeps increasing the price. ))
tirkaroKujo:	Either way
Ciel: (( I hate to ask but can we end early tonight? I have work at nine and have to leave early because the roads may be flooded still. ))
tirkaroKujo:	k ror
agidius:	well alrighty
Ivan: (( Alright ))
tirkaroKujo:	So from exploring and not managing to die in the vast wilderness, you gain 100 exp for the session.
tirkaroKujo:	each obv
	 Ciel:	That Drifer is evil and we must vanquish him.
	 Mary:	aw shit is this in character
	 Ivan:	Just 14 more days of doing nothing in the wilderness and we'll level up
	 Ivan:	And we're not killing the only guy we know who can make magic items (D)
	 Ciel:	EXP scales, next time we do nothing in the wilderness we only get 50EXP
	 Ivan:	I don't wanna have to take these feats
	 Ivan:	Hell I can't AFFORD to take these feats
	 Ivan:	This is indeed gonna be piddleshit in terms of Experience come...
	 Ivan:	Next level
	 Mary:	well
	 Mary:	to be fair
	 Mary:	we haven't FOUGHT anything yet
	 Ciel:	Also goddamn (D)
	 Ivan:	We should have gotten experience
	 Ciel:	Explaining that shit to you retards was impossible (D)
	 Ivan:	From learning about mammoth sleeping habits
	 Mary:	ehhh you handled it well (chew)
	 Ivan:	Hey, I've 7 Wisdom
	 Ivan:	That's like...
	 Ivan:	Squirrel level
	 Ivan:	Though, sadly
	 Ivan:	I'm the most intelligent person in the party
	 Ivan:	With a whole 14 Wis
	 Ivan:	Int*
	 Ivan:	derp
	 Ivan:	Maybe I should get a Whizzerd instead of a Cleric
	 Mary:	so yeah, another heavy RP session, but hey, I enjoyed it (chew)
	 Ivan:	Oh wait, no
	 Ivan:	we need Wisdom
	 Ivan:	not Int
	 Ciel:	Also
	 Ciel:	Mary just doesn't know what her own tea is for
	 Mary:	she does not
	 Ivan:	Indeed
	 Ivan:	and sadly Ivan does not either
	 Ivan:	He thought he did
	 Mary:	Ivan SHOULD
	 Ivan:	But then Mary didn't know what he said
	 Ivan:	So he assumes she's not a whore and it's not that kind of tea
	 Mary:	and probably will recognize it if he sees it up close
	 Ivan:	Maybe
	 Ivan:	But yes
	 Ivan:	You carry that shit around
	 Ivan:	And I just don't carry any of the Gilded Cocaine
	 Ivan:	As really, taht's what it is
	 Mary:	Gilded what now
	 Ivan:	The version of that for guys
	 Ivan:	That you just...snort
	 Mary:	...(XD)
	 Ivan:	and if you do it too much it makes your nose gold.
	 Ciel:	Ivan's gonna steal all your tea
	 Ciel:	And knock you up
	 Mary:	why would- he should WANT ME to drink the tea (D)
Ivan: (( Bachelor Snuff Source Adventurer's Armory If inhaled through the nose, this sootysmelling golden powder renders humanoid males temporarily sterile without otherwise affecting their performance. A dose typically lasts 1–3 days. Long-term users of bachelor snuff tend to develop a slight, but still noticeable, gilded tinge to their teeth and nails. ))
	 Ciel:	Not if he wants to burden you with kids, laugh like an asshole and leave.
	 Mary:	that dick (D)
	 Ivan:	But I'm Chaotic Good (FEDUP)
	 Ivan:	Not Chaotic Neutral
	 Ivan:	I'm not Ci (D)
	 Ciel:	Alright
	 Ciel:	Then he won't LAUGH
	 Ciel:	Butt he'll still do it
	 Mary:	*just reaches into womb and pulls out the baby*
	 Ivan:	I'd just HAVE HER KEEP DRINKIGN THE TEA (D)
	 Ivan:	No Agi
	 Ivan:	The baby is not going to join in the fight
	 Mary:	improvised thrown weapon (D)
	 Ivan:	Maybe
	 Ivan:	But I'd probably be legally obligated to kill you for that
	 Ivan:	so it has a downside
	 Ivan:	Well
	 Ivan:	ILLEGALLY obligated
	 Ivan:	As I don't care about laws (D)
	 Mary:	who does
	 Ivan:	Shiel does
	 Ivan:	That is probably how it is pronounced, the "Father" of her church was in fact Ditemma
	 Mary:	See-ell?
	 Mary:	Seel?
	 Mary:	Sile?
	 Mary:	Kyell?
	 Mary:	Kill?
	 Ivan:	>Kyell
	 Ivan:	Why the fuck would you spell Kyle that way
	 Ivan:	That's just retarded
	 Ciel:	L'Arc-en-Ciel
	 Mary:	You aren't french (D)
	 Mary:	unless you are
	 Mary:	in which case iunon
	 Mary:	*unoon
	 Mary:	*IUNNO
	 Ivan:	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O96-6jhbV_o
	 Horse:	NOR ARE YOU THE ONLY JAPANESE BAND ANYONE CAN NAME OFF THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS
	 Ivan:	Not even a little
	 Mary:	*can't name any japanese bands off the top of my head*
	 Ivan:	^
	 Horse:	exactly
	 Ivan:	I don't even know the guy who wrote Karma
	 Ivan:	and Meaning of Karma is based on that
	 Ivan:	Well, played it
	 Ivan:	whatever
	 Ciel:	People can also name DIR EN GREY :(
	 Horse:	Sure, that oo
	 Horse:	oooo
	 Ivan:	Or as they say in Jersey, "unintelligible gibberish"
	 Horse:	So yeah, Dir en Grey, L'Arc en Ciel, maaaaybe Maxiumum the Hormone, and I guess whatever Gackt was involved with, that's about it.
	 Horse:	Malice Mizer or something.
	 Ivan:	I don't know any of those
	 Ivan:	I feel proud of myself
	 Ciel:	Indeed @ Malice Mizer
	 Mary:	ynoooope
	 Ciel:	Having a weird otaku stalker teaches you all this stuff
	 Horse:	Being a weird otaku stalker teaches you more.
	 Ciel:	But you're not MY weird otaku stalker
	 Horse:	Or am I?
	 Ciel:	Unless you can shapeshift into that of a skinny white blonde girl.
	 Horse:	Or can I?
	 Mary:	So yeah, that actually went pretty well (chew)
	 Mary:	the session that is
	 Ciel:	Or did it?
	 Horse:	Even if I did literally all of nothing, which I am not sure is good or bad.
	 Mary:	I think it's probably good for right now.
	 Ivan:	You're a horse
	 Ivan:	Fuck would you do anything
	 Horse:	BUT HAY I'LL TAKE IT, NEIGH.
	 Ivan:	See
	 Ivan:	You doing anything, it only leads to terriblosity
	 Mary:	stop that
	 Horse:	See, you could have just said "forcing" and it would be accurate.
	 Ivan:	forcing
	 Ivan:	That...that didn't make sense
	 Teddie:	Beary poisonous!
	 Ivan:	If anything was poisoned it was the water
	 Ivan:	As Ivan's not dead yet from the apple
	 Horse:	See, me FORCING anything leads to terriblosity, yes.
	 Horse:	I do not see how that makes no sense.
	 Mary:	man, you just WANT everything to be poison
	 Teddie:	This battle's going to get fur-ocious.
	 Mary:	you don't even HAVE a fort save
	 Ivan:	+1
	 Ivan:	(D)
	 Mary:	or, well, you have a +1 indeed
	 Mary:	+6/+8, nigger (D)
	 Ivan:	It's actually better than my Will save.
	 Ciel:	I have no reflex save.
	 Ivan:	Which is just +0
	 Ivan:	And my Reflex is +6 (COOL)
	 Ciel:	5/0/4
	 Mary:	Fort +6(+8) Ref +2 Will -1(+1)
	 Ivan:	1/6/0
	 Mary:	parentheses are for rage, obviously
	 Ivan:	Wiat how the shit do you have +4 Will
	 Ivan:	2-2 from Wis...
	 Ciel:	...you think your will would go down when raging
	 Ivan:	Hell'd the 4 come from
	 Mary:	Goes up from a Morale boost
	 Mary:	(chew)
	 Ciel:	Prerequisites: Humanoid with two subtypes or race with half-construct or half-undead subtype. Benefit: Members of this race gain a +2 bonus on all Will saving throws.
	 Mary:	'sides, it makes sense for the character
	 Ivan:	Oh, well...
	 Ivan:	That's 2
	 Ivan:	Where's the other 2
	 Ivan:	(WARY)
	 Ciel:	I do not know.
	 Ivan:	Tirk, what the shit
	 Ivan:	Sides, there was nothing to force here Tirk
	 Ivan:	Nothing at all
	 Ivan:	We did things
	 Ivan:	We just didn't fight things
	 Horse:	Paladin gets +2 to Will
	 Mary:	at Level 1?
	 Mary:	Well
	 Horse:	yep
	 Mary:	I mean, obv from just the saves
	 Horse:	Hmm, wait
	 Horse:	Think I did do an error there
	 Mary:	yeaaah
	 Mary:	I mean, she gets +4 to all saves next level
	 Mary:	also, PC
	 Ivan:	When
	 Mary:	you're going to kill me for this
	 Ivan:	Probably
	 Mary:	but Ivan very much missed his chance there
	 Ivan:	But you plan to kill me the instant I show I'm a magic man
	 Ivan:	So it doesn't much matter
	 Ivan:	As does MT
	 Mary:	As Mary would have grudgingly allowed him to share the bedroll for the night
	 Ivan:	The bastard
	 Ivan:	hippo
	 Mary:	had he asked
	 Horse:	So yeah with the negative Wis modifier, that becomes +2
	 Ivan:	Actually...
	 Ivan:	How would that even work
	 Ivan:	It's basically a sleeping bag
	 Ivan:	That'd be a pretty tight fit
	 Ivan:	Which I assume is why he didn't ask
	 Ivan:	So is anyone ther
	 Ivan:	e
	 Horse:	nope
	 Horse:	neigh
	 Ivan:	epon
	 Horse:	a
	 Horse:	Oh
	 Horse:	and this is what we were talking about before
	 Horse:	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b8isnhYMjg
	 Ciel:	So how's about Nintendo Power ending forever?
	 Mary:	wha?
	 Horse:	sadfrog.jpg
	 Ivan:	Nintendo POwer existed?
	 Horse:	Then again, after it's glory days, Nintendo Power has long since been a glorified Nintendo Advertisement.
	 Horse:	Rather than any real magazine of merit
	 Merritt:	I nevah printed no magazines..
	 Horse:	But no seriously PC
	 Horse:	Watch the entirety of the Cartoon
	 Horse:	Even if it starts out slow
	 Merritt:	I don't wanna
	 Labrys:	You ain't nevah had to kill nobody.
	 Merritt:	Hell I should be gone
	 Mary:	watch that shit
	 Merritt:	Yes I did (D)
	 Labrys:	Alrighty. My laundry's done so it's about time I put the kibosh on this here roleplayin game.
	 Merritt:	See you forever
	 Labrys:	Night guys
	 Merritt:	I should probably go too
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	 Merritt:	Seeing as I'm randomly feeling sick
	 Merritt:	And should just take a damned sleeping pill
	 Horse:	AND THEN EVERYONE DIED BEFORE MY EYES
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