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- $name : Vortex of Crap twitter and skype post generator
- $author : Holly
- $description : generates a random shitpost that would normally be seen on the Vortex of Crap Bandcamp Label's Discord Group, Skype Group or Twitter.
- $amount : 1
- $button : generate a viscous meme
- $place
- Genius Incredible's Mansion
- Benis' jail cell
- Planet Impotence
- Chalkzone
- Inaccessible Island
- Hell, Michigan
- Hell, Norway
- Succland
- North Korea
- South Korea
- India
- The United Kingdom
- Nigel Farrage's Giant Smirking Mouth
- The Cameron Conserve
- Jew World
- $shitpostone
- leg are [shitpostdescription]
- benis
- fuqqed a [shitpostobject]
- castrates self
- realizes that yerself is [shitpostobject]
- castrates [memberofvoc]
- THE ITS THE ITS BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE YOU [methodofsuicide]
- does a big stinky [shitpostobject]
- is a stinky big guy for you xd
- fuck off
- this generator doesnt even make any sense haha
- fucks [individual]
- PUTS THE MILK FIRST
- does a penetration of [memberofvoc]
- performs of kill themself
- is haeving groin prolbem
- doesnt care if you post gay shit
- won't make a scene if you repost furry shit
- refuses to have undertale bullshit on their news feed
- delets this
- delets [shitpostobject]
- delets [subject]
- good joke i laffed
- performs a [perform]
- does a [perform]
- asks [memberofvoc] to do a [vulgarappendage] on them
- poos and [shitpostthree]
- HAHAHAHAHAHAA XDDD LOLOOOAOA AAHA NEB EEE E GGGGGG FFFF
- coqq
- gives me [shitpostobject] gives me [shitpostobject] gives me [shitpostobject] and also [shitpostobject]
- posts yet another F UCKING DOGGO PIC
- posts yet another F UCKING PUPPER PIC
- can't tell the difference between a pupper and a doggo
- probably died idk
- commits [methodofsuicide]
- GOT C bmm aah fu
- IS A FUCKING [householdobject]
- ouf mah [shitpostobject]
- me [shitpostobject] is [shitpostdescription]
- is [shitpostdescription] and [shitpostthree]
- DOESNAE GET HER [shitpostobject]
- PUSSY
- fuck off and [methodofsuicide] tbh
- fuck off [memberofvoc]
- [methodofsuicide]
- has got a hat that belongs to them
- really loves bratwurst
- is married to [memberofvoc]
- had better get back here or genius incredible will shit on them
- takes picture of duck but it turns out its actually a black dildo
- unzips dick
- unzips dick to reveal another dick
- unzips [shitpostobject,#bueno] to reveal another [#bueno]
- unzips dick to reveal [memberofvoc]
- unzips dick to reveal [individual]
- tbh
- penis idk what to put here haha
- poos on a [vulgarappendage]
- judges your [shitpostobject] harshly
- judges your [householdobject] harshly
- judges the new [memberofvoc] album harshly
- would like to play [game] but your pc isnt good enough
- would like to do a [perform] with [individual]
- would like to do a [perform] with [memberofvoc]
- HAS HAD IT WITH STUPID FUCKING MEMES
- fuck off
- and also dicke and balls
- fam
- deleted vortex of crap
- LITERALLY FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
- dick wrinkle
- brexits
- $memberofvoc
- Vortex of Crap
- genius incredible
- professor buddingsquarks
- the ghost of professor buddingsquarks
- BUN
- brian vagina
- boypussyathiest
- lamr
- benis
- egg professional
- hte poop group
- father anguish
- callum mingeman
- the best of funnie
- principle skinner
- official DJ dubstep
- same
- viet cong furries
- fantastic good
- fffffff
- the five mystical presidents
- press down thoroughly
- IRL girlfriend
- fuck off
- optimemes prime
- YUNG MINCCINO
- Llewd Llewyn
- Man Who has hurt knee esquire
- $individual
- stevonicle
- aaron
- holly
- thom
- whatever BPA's name is idk
- Cii
- lamar
- gordon
- treven
- LENNY
- dante
- Pivot
- blue toad
- burning desire
- oboma
- kawaii jesus
- wessel
- the internet's busiest music nerd
- speedcore dave
- super arab
- thom's girlfriend
- fuck off
- savant
- sonic
- rogue the bat
- naruto1992Fanner
- RichardzPlayzMC
- TheBritishTombstone
- MordecaiMapper
- Igorrr
- Elmo
- Jack black thats racist
- kok
- the guy who deleted vortex of crap
- holly's boyfriend
- SSBBW princess bubblegum
- john lennon
- paul mcartney
- nigel farij
- boris johnson
- the lizard inside hillary clinton's skin
- mr clean
- Zephyr Breeze
- Misha
- raging rarity
- psychotic pinkie
- terrifying twilight
- deceptive applejack
- ferocious fluttershy
- ryuko matoi
- project murphy
- mr kipling
- Nigels
- gaytato
- Vivian
- Zorro
- Chloe
- Emma
- NotKeiran
- Aryan
- the stray pube man
- A fucking Milkie
- Karl Pilkington
- Le Rain Man
- Stinky Dinky
- Stinky Dinky
- Stinky Dinky
- Stinky Dinky
- Stinky Dinky
- Zovi
- Sonicspin
- SILVA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- The Living Tombstone
- Tomska
- Megan
- fictitious anus guy
- bonzi buttbuddy
- Knob Snob
- Sargeant Sad
- Jirard Dragonrider Khalil
- Jew
- Minority
- $shitpostdescription
- TINY
- biggo
- larg
- suque
- ABSOLUTE FUCKIN TRASH
- adios
- ejaculating all over me quid
- gonna brexit my anus in a sec
- BIG STINKY
- long
- literally [individual]
- literally [shitpostobject]
- poo tbh
- yr'rere'reure
- fuck off
- and also dicke and balls
- McPube
- sonic riders zero gravity
- facetious egg
- rectal
- really gay tbh
- isnt ALIVE HA
- poop
- $shitpostobject
- groin
- quid
- benis
- poop in diaper
- funnie poopies
- Applejack
- thoms tiny legs haha
- lack of talent
- yr'rere'reure
- fuck off
- tea
- bastart
- brexit
- well produced bangers
- SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
- ayane fukumi's eight hundred dollars
- eight hundred dollars
- zozzle
- groceries
- yaoi hands
- christmas
- viscous meme
- ememe
- the comforting sounds of paedophillia
- the comforting sounds of violation of consent
- the comforting sounds of child molestation
- the comforting sounds of manslaughter
- the comforting sounds of round the clock torture
- the comforting sounds of american top gear
- the comforting sounds of [householdobject]
- the comforting sounds of [shitpostthree]
- the comforting sounds of the deletion of vortex of crap
- the comforting sounds of toddler tinkering
- the comforting sounds of putting the milk first
- the comforting sounds of putting the cereal first
- pennis
- my vortex of crap OC
- half a glass of dr pepper
- soy beans of course
- trout mask replica
- BENIS LOOOL AHASJSEHFEBFJWJWEG
- dicke
- ballso
- alfonso basalm
- new vortex of crap album
- dr pooper more like hehe
- tree fiddy
- branch
- royal bank of scotland
- Massachusetts
- the deletion of vortex of crap
- vintage copy of temporary secretary by paul mcartney
- connect the dots book
- pooshee
- rapeseed
- the everybody edits album
- the new [memberofvoc] album
- a actual bun
- american african
- african american
- living tombstone
- vortex of crap shitpost generator
- jimijams
- hansd
- angle
- meme lad
- concentration camp
- beef jerky
- beef wellington ensemble with lettuce
- chicken sandwich
- back to the future sequel
- consenting diaper
- diaper rape
- my health
- david bowie's rotting corpse
- Jew
- Muslim
- Minority
- stinky poop
- $householdobject
- quid
- milk
- wardrobe
- rare cent
- cabbage
- door knob haha knob
- book about benises
- door
- literal sock XD
- HAHAHAHAHAHA SPORK HAHA LOL SOOO RANDOM XDD YAAASSSS
- lightbubl of shit
- fuck off
- thoms potato face lol
- thom's girlfriend tbh
- meme
- ememe
- quartz
- curtains
- yer
- piss
- joke btw
- rainbow dash boiled in cum
- Hb jrugdjg
- beni plural of benis btw
- blistering cock
- dolla
- eight hundred dollars
- windows movie maker
- christian
- jehova's witness
- lenny
- bombaklaat
- dj khaled's spicy rectum
- my [householdobject]
- leggo
- legless arm
- legless [householdobjecttwo]
- haha fly
- broner
- bush
- crab dab
- the coffin of succ
- babbage
- haha i bet u r not expectin this 1
- coKKKKKK
- instructions on how to [perform]
- perpetually ejaculating dog cock
- brexit
- scotland yard
- canadian flag
- official [memberofvoc] theme tune
- curtains
- cushion
- pooshee
- e
- a yr'rere'reure
- beef jerky
- the same picture of sir toppam hat [100-10000000000] times
- the same picture of john lennon [100-10000000000] times
- pyrocannical
- uncle jobel
- more potatoes
- holly's bagina
- shark
- hasbro toy
- jumanji
- indians
- koreans
- africans
- [place]
- $householdobjecttwo
- coqq
- sad
- kinder surprise
- invasive beetroot
- why do i even have this catagory
- $leljective
- invasive
- persuasive
- injured
- dense
- pleased
- angered
- jealous
- retarded
- superior
- inferior
- lagging
- based
- delicious
- rank
- ill
- diseased
- coughing
- shot
- inconceivable
- judged
- arrested
- suave
- holy
- demonic
- cheated
- cucked
- cheesy
- horny
- frisky
- complete
- incomplete
- risky
- fearless
- scared
- quivering
- rumpling
- rustling
- cooked
- prepared
- a bowl of
- helpful
- incomparable
- excited
- cheerful
- chuffed
- miserable
- depressed
- suicidal
- wanking
- busy
- private
- anxious
- paranoid
- king
- kinky
- cured
- pained
- painful
- infected
- infectious
- patient
- impatient
- variable
- fuck off
- deleted
- $perform
- suicide
- killing of his or her are self
- yr bummbo
- shitt
- BILBO SUCC
- fuck outta here with that shit
- not caring if you post gay shit
- making a new eeesee copypasta
- brexit
- eleven nines into you are will are your bum ass
- COCK AA
- hehehehe he he ee eehehe
- treven bum ravage
- su's anal bum party
- rectum review
- colon conscription
- fuck off
- another brexit
- bremain
- bromance
- piss in a can and feed it to the queen
- becomes the queen
- delete
- $methodofsuicide
- does of kill are self
- performs a death of ones self
- sudokkos
- performs death by irony
- has a PARACETEMOL OVERDOSE
- same
- fuck off
- McFucking kills themselves
- deletes vortex of crap and also themselves
- submits themselves to the grave
- $game
- call of die yourself
- haha pong
- crisis 3
- battlefield bad conan the barbaran
- splatoon
- FUCK OFF OKAY
- fuck off
- DEATH IS A GAME AND SO IS LIFE
- meeeeme
- ememe
- the shitpost game
- overwatch
- Battleborn
- $shitpostthree
- and also is a [vulgarappendage]
- tbh
- fam
- btw [vulgarappendage] tbh
- and also dicke and balls
- HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- i wish i was dead
- fuck off
- $vulgarappendage
- cock
- coqq
- penis
- poo piss
- shit pee
- poo piss ft shit pee
- me quid
- big stinky elephant trunk
- yer diqq
- hedgehog dong
- roast potatos with gravy
- [householdobject]
- [shitpostobject]
- $situation
- dead
- super dead
- drowning
- ultra dead
- mega dead
- not alive
- staying completely silent, making no noise and pretending I don't exist
- $shitpostpicker
- [memberofvoc] [shitpostone]
- [memberofvoc] [shitpostthree] {80%}
- I can be your [shitpostobject] or yuor [shitpostobject]
- i can be your [householdobject] or yuor [householdobject]
- Me? a [shitpostobject]? No, madam, you must have me confused with someone else. I am a [shitpostobject]
- fuck off {1%}
- I wish I was [situation]
- [householdobject]? wtf thats what my dad calls pajamas
- [shitpostobject]? wtf thats what my dad calls pajamas
- Nigga I don't care if you repost [shitpostobject] shit. I'm a little irked when you post [shitpostobject] shit but I'm not gonna make a scene. But this? This crosses a line. I refuse to have [shitpostobject] shit on my news feed. The fuck outta here with that.
- [shitpostone] {50%}
- [shitpostthree] {50%}
- [situation] {5%}
- [householdobject] tbh
- [shitpostobject] tbh
- [householdobject] {30%}
- [shitpostobject] {30%}
- [place] {5%}
- [memberofvoc] is just [memberofvoc] tbh
- open [individual] RP you start {10%}
- open [memberofvoc] RP you start {10%}
- open [householdobject] RP you start {10%}
- open [shitpostobject] RP you start {10%}
- give me [shitpostobject,#one] give me [shitpostobject,#two] give me [#one] and also [#two]
- [leljective] benis
- [leljective] [shitpostobject] {30%}
- [leljective] [householdobject] {30%}
- put your [householdobject] away darling it's scaring the [shitpostobject] {10%}
- [memberofvoc] tbh
- [memberofvoc] is the guy who deleted vortex of crap
- [individual] is the guy who deleted vortex of crap
- [householdobject] is literally inside [memberofvoc]'s asshole right now {50%}
- [shitpostobject] is literally inside [memberofvoc]'s asshole right now {70%}
- [householdobject] is literally inside [individual]'s asshole right now {50%}
- [shitpostobject] is literally inside [individual]'s asshole right now {70%}
- LENNY IS A FUCKING [householdobject]
- I'M UP TO MY KNEES IN [shitpostobject]
- brb deleting [memberofvoc] {10%}
- [memberofvoc] is actually gordon in disguise
- [memberofvoc] sends [memberofvoc] 500 of the same pictures of sir toppam hat
- Grrrr, grrrr [shitpostobject], Grrrrr
- Grrrr, grrrr [householdobject], Grrrr
- Grrrr, grrrr [memberofvoc], Grrrr
- Grrrr, grrrr [individual], Grrrr
- [memberofvoc] puts the milk first
- [memberofvoc] sucks [memberofvoc] off in [place]
- [memberofvoc] was last seen raping a can of [shitpostobject] in [place]
- [memberofvoc] is banished to [place]
- [shitpostobject] is deteriorating
- [shitpostobject][s] get the fuck out
- $haha
- [shitpostpicker]
- [shitpostpicker] [shitpostpicker] [shitpostpicker] [shitpostpicker] [shitpostpicker] [shitpostpicker] [shitpostpicker] {1%}
- $shitpost
- [shitpostpicker]
- [haha] {1%}
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