npzr bullshit combat macro

if !haseffect 873
abort "WE DEAD PROBABLY"
endif
if monstername "time-spinner prank" || monstername "Eldritch Tentacle" || monstername drunk || monstername "spawn" || snarfblat 458
call stall
call killkillkill
endif
while monstername gingerbread
call stall
use gingerbread cigarette, gingerbread cigarette
endwhile
if monstername copperhead || monstername "red buttons" || monstername "red skeleton" || monstername "red butler" || monstername "pygmy bowler" || monstername "pygmy janitor" || monstername "pygmy orderlies"
call runrunrun
endif
if monstername "giant isopod" || monstername "gourmet gourami" || monstername "freshwater bonefish" || monstername "alley catfish"
call runrunrun
endif

if monstername "witchess" || monstername "bricko ooze" || monstername "black crayon"
while hascombatitem spooky putty sheet && !times 5
use spooky putty sheet
endwhile
call stall
call killkillkill
endif

if !snarfblat 384
call gooold
endif

if monstername "red snapper" || monstername "red herring"
if !haseffect 331
skill transcendent olfaction
endif
endif


if (monstername lynyrd && !monstername skinner)|| monstername "LOV En" || monstername "LOV Eq"|| monstername "god lobster"
call killkillkill
endif

if snarfblat 385 || snarfblat 344 || snarfblat 384
call runrunrun
endif

sub gooold
if monstername sandworm
call stall
call sandworms
endif
if monstername "Combat Training Snowman"
call stall
call killkillkill
endif
if snarfblat 385
while !monstername "Eldritch Tentacle"
call stall
use glark cable, glark cable
endwhile
endif
endsub

sub killkillkill
while !pastround 20 && !monstername "god lobster"
skill candyblast
endwhile
while !pastround 25 && !hppercentbelow 30
attack
endwhile
abort "marco is kill"
endsub

sub runrunrun
while snarfblat 384
use louder than bomb, louder than bomb
endwhile
while monstername janitor
use louder than bomb, louder than bomb
endwhile
while monstername orderlies
use ice house, ice house
endwhile
while monstername "pygmy bowler" || monstername "red buttons"
skill snokebomb
endwhile
while monstername "red butler"
skill Breathe Out
endwhile
while monstername "red skeleton"
use divine champagne popper, divine champagne popper
endwhile
while !monstername electrified && !monstername ticking
use tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper
endwhile
endsub
sub sandworms
while hasskill shattering punch && !hppercentbelow 50
skill shattering punch
endwhile
while hascombatitem power pill && !hppercentbelow 50
use power pill, power pill
endwhile
while hascombatitem daily affirmation: think win-lose && !hppercentbelow 50
use daily affirmation: think win-lose, daily affirmation: think win-lose
endwhile
while hascombatitem replica bat-oomerang && !hppercentbelow 50
use replica bat-oomerang
endwhile
while hasskill gingerbread mob hit && !times 10 && !hppercentbelow 50
skill gingerbread mob hit
endwhile
abort "give me the sweet release of death plox"
endsub

sub stall
while !pastround 10 && !monstername sandworm && !monstername gingerbread && !monstername snapper && !monstername herring
if hasskill 7273
skill 7273
endif
use dictionary
endwhile
if monstername snowman
goto snowdude
endif
while !pastround 10 && !monsterhpbelow 268
use dictionary
endwhile
mark snowdude
endsub

abort "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, we're so fucked"
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