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Kaztalek
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  1. [7:54:32 PM] Keeta: how do you learn this game btw
  2. [7:54:39 PM] Keeta: i dont know any combos or anything lol
  3. [7:54:43 PM] coke: you do
  4. [7:54:50 PM] coke: you've been doing combos with kirby the whole time
  5. [7:54:55 PM] coke: and I dunno, I just watched isai play
  6. [7:55:03 PM] Keeta: i just made shit up
  7. [7:55:15 PM] Keeta: 64 is good cuz you can combo if you dont know anything
  8. [7:55:39 PM] coke: I messed up a lot btw lol, that's not anywhere near how I can play when I don't fuck up
  9. [7:55:55 PM] Keeta: yea im sure youre a lot better than me
  10. [7:56:07 PM] Keeta: but i was fucking up too + ive been playing melee instead with mumble
  11. [7:56:49 PM] Keeta: i think if i practiced the game i would be better though
  12. [7:56:55 PM] coke: LOL
  13. [7:56:57 PM] coke: no you wouldn't
  14. [7:57:03 PM] Keeta: i totally would
  15. [7:57:04 PM] coke: you have some really bad habits
  16. [7:57:08 PM] coke: like really bad
  17. [7:57:09 PM] Keeta: exactly
  18. [7:57:18 PM] Keeta: and i was still even match
  19. [7:57:35 PM] coke: not even at all, I did some stupid shit for fun + fucked up a ton and you picked characters that had the easiest punish
  20. [7:57:38 PM] coke: don't be delusional
  21. [7:57:53 PM] Keeta: lol
  22. [7:58:01 PM] Keeta: i stand by my word
  23. [7:58:27 PM] Keeta: if you want to start keeping count of W-L i will play more seriously
  24. [7:58:34 PM] Keeta: only to prove my point
  25. [7:58:56 PM] coke: go ahead, you'll never actually beat me if it wasn't 4 frames, lag spikey and I wasn't fucking up
  26. [7:59:04 PM] coke: I missed a lot of 0-deaths
  27. [7:59:10 PM] coke: also
  28. [7:59:14 PM] coke: I never ever practise this game
  29. [7:59:19 PM] Keeta: i have 4 frames and lag too
  30. [7:59:29 PM] Keeta: no johns
  31. [7:59:35 PM] coke: I play it once a month at most and I've only been playing the past few months, last time I played it was years ago with you
  32. [7:59:40 PM] coke: so you're not as talented as you think
  33. [7:59:53 PM] coke: yeah but it doesn't affect your noob playstyle as much as it affects mine
  34. [7:59:57 PM] Keeta: i dont think im talented, i just think i can be better than you
  35. [8:00:04 PM] coke: you can't lol
  36. [8:00:20 PM] Keeta: your fault is that you think tech skill is most important
  37. [8:00:28 PM] Keeta: i can read better
  38. [8:00:35 PM] coke: ... lmao
  39. [8:00:46 PM] coke: no offense but you don't know what you're talking about
  40. [8:01:07 PM] Keeta: do you like actually think youre good
  41. [8:01:13 PM] Keeta: cuz i by no means do
  42. [8:01:19 PM] coke: I'm much better than I displayed with you
  43. [8:01:22 PM] Keeta: my argument is based off you being around my skill level
  44. [8:01:32 PM] coke: you are not anywhere near my skill level
  45. [8:01:38 PM] Keeta: first to 5 wins?
  46. [8:01:47 PM] Keeta: no johns
  47. [8:02:10 PM] coke: fine
  48. [8:02:12 PM] Keeta: lol
  49. [8:02:40 PM] Keeta: tell me when server up and be sure to put cheat on
  50. [8:02:45 PM] coke: same as last time, join
  51. [8:21:50 PM] Keeta: 5-0
  52. [8:21:53 PM] Keeta: no johns lmao
  53. [8:21:57 PM] coke: you're fully retarded
  54. [8:22:02 PM] Keeta: you agreed to it
  55. [8:22:03 PM] coke: let's go again
  56. [8:22:11 PM] Keeta: i already made my point
  57. [8:22:13 PM] coke: do it again
  58. [8:22:15 PM] Keeta: if you couldnt win in 5 games
  59. [8:22:20 PM] Keeta: you have no excuse
  60. [8:22:29 PM] coke: do it again retard
  61. [8:22:39 PM] Keeta: sorry
  62. [8:22:47 PM] Keeta: you had your chance
  63. [8:22:52 PM] Keeta: you had 5 games
  64. [8:22:54 PM] coke: you're pussying out
  65. [8:22:58 PM] Keeta: theres nothing you can prove
  66. [8:23:08 PM] coke: man you're like actually fucking retarded lmfao
  67. [8:23:08 PM] coke: like
  68. [8:23:13 PM] coke: the amount of lag was insane
  69. [8:23:18 PM] Keeta: no johns
  70. [8:23:22 PM] coke: and you didn't mess up any KIRBY combos because they're easy
  71. [8:23:27 PM] Keeta: lol
  72. [8:23:40 PM] coke: whereas fox requires more precise movements and has to follow DI more precisely
  73. [8:23:57 PM] coke: but whatever, I don't want to prove myself to a shitty scrub anyway
  74. [8:24:16 PM] Keeta: you got 5-0'd by me
  75. [8:24:24 PM] coke: I got 5-0'd by lag
  76. [8:24:34 PM] Keeta: you are not anywhere near as good as you claim
  77. [8:24:38 PM] Keeta: you are very readable
  78. [8:24:41 PM] coke: you don't know any better
  79. [8:24:42 PM] coke: roooflll
  80. [8:24:51 PM] coke: it's not about getting the reads in 64
  81. [8:25:02 PM] coke: it's about having as little delay as possible to be able to play as well as possible
  82. [8:25:13 PM] coke: when you get better you'll understand what I'm talking about
  83. [8:25:15 PM] Keeta: at your level of skill? no
  84. [8:25:31 PM] coke: yes actually, I play drastically better with europeans who are 100000000x better than you
  85. [8:25:42 PM] Keeta: lol
  86. [8:25:57 PM] Keeta: tech skill isnt everything
  87. [8:26:14 PM] Keeta: that is why you cant even beat a scrub like me
  88. [8:26:16 PM] coke: yeah but fucking it up with fox vs kirby means you're dead if you even fuck up a combo
  89. [8:26:30 PM] Keeta: you john so much
  90. [8:26:30 PM] coke: I don't need to even read you, you're actually extremely predictable
  91. [8:26:50 PM] Keeta: it doesnt matter, i crushed you
  92. [8:27:05 PM] coke: right
  93. [8:27:06 PM] Keeta: your words mean nothing because you couldnt win
  94. [8:27:10 PM] coke: believe what you want
  95. [8:27:16 PM] Keeta: would good players have lost to me? rofl
  96. [8:27:30 PM] Keeta: like take your ego down a bit
  97. [8:27:32 PM] Keeta: you are not good
  98. [8:27:45 PM] coke: if it was as laggy as shit, then yeah because it's kirby on dreamland
  99. [8:28:00 PM] Keeta: your kirby couldnt do anything
  100. [8:28:11 PM] coke: I don't even play kirby dude
  101. [8:28:23 PM] Keeta: the way youre talking, surely you couldve won
  102. [8:28:32 PM] Keeta: you dont have to know what youre doing with kirby, remember?
  103. [8:28:37 PM] coke: what?
  104. [8:28:56 PM] Keeta: if youre as good as you claim, and know as much as you claim, you shouldve had no issue
  105. [8:29:02 PM] coke: I said his combos are stupidly easily, I haven't ever played kirby before though
  106. [8:29:03 PM] Keeta: but you got 4 stocked
  107. [8:29:14 PM] coke: you never 4 stocked my fox
  108. [8:29:25 PM] Keeta: i said kirby lol
  109. [8:29:32 PM] coke: I don't even care about my kirby
  110. [8:29:33 PM] coke: lol
  111. [8:29:38 PM] coke: I just played him cause cba
  112. [8:29:46 PM] Keeta: you have 0 excuse
  113. [8:29:56 PM] coke: alright wellllll
  114. [8:30:16 PM] Keeta: idk why im even arguing, you had your chance to prove youre not shit at the game, and you lost to me every match
  115. [8:30:17 PM] Keeta: so
  116. [8:30:19 PM] Keeta: yea
  117. [8:30:22 PM] coke: lmao
  118. [8:30:23 PM] coke: ok
  119. [8:30:30 PM] coke: you're a fucking idiot dude
  120. [8:30:36 PM] coke: you'll understand one day
  121. [8:30:36 PM] coke: but
  122. [8:30:43 PM] Keeta: nice cop out
  123. [8:30:44 PM] coke: I cba to play with you anymore in your shitty lag
  124. [8:30:51 PM] Keeta: admit your loss
  125. [8:30:54 PM] coke: no
  126. [8:31:03 PM] Keeta: nobody will ever want to play you if you just bitch when you lose
  127. [8:31:11 PM] coke: uhhh
  128. [8:31:24 PM] coke: I don't bitch when I lose to good europeans because it's not laggy as shit and they're good players
  129. [8:32:02 PM] coke: I just fucking hate playing you because you think you're better than you are just because you can kill fox on dreamland with kirby when I fuck up mid combo or have to deal with frame delay fucking up all my attack timings + lag spikes
  130. [8:32:15 PM] coke: but you're actually too dumb and pretentious to realise that
  131. [8:32:18 PM] Keeta: im not saying anything about my skill at all
  132. [8:32:24 PM] Keeta: im only talking about your skill
  133. [8:32:26 PM] Keeta: this entire time
  134. [8:32:30 PM] Keeta: i play smash for fun
  135. [8:32:35 PM] Keeta: i am the least serious player
  136. [8:32:40 PM] coke: me too but I didn't have fun with you
  137. [8:32:41 PM] Keeta: you cant beat a casual
  138. [8:32:47 PM] coke: just fuck off retard
  139. [8:32:50 PM] Keeta: because you john like hell
  140. [8:33:08 PM] Keeta: you cant play friendly matches w/o excuses
  141. [8:33:42 PM] Keeta: you play like you want to get good but you blame mistakes on anything but yourself
  142. [8:33:49 PM] coke: ...
  143. [8:33:56 PM] coke: I've played players like you, with your habit
  144. [8:34:04 PM] Keeta: only reason i wanted to do best of 9 was to prove youre not all that
  145. [8:34:09 PM] coke: and I destroyed them pretty badly because our connection was good
  146. [8:34:17 PM] Keeta: nice john
  147. [8:34:20 PM] Keeta: you cant stop lol
  148. [8:34:21 PM] coke: I don't give a shit what you want to prove
  149. [8:34:32 PM] Keeta: why agree to the best of 9
  150. [8:34:55 PM] coke: because you were being an annoying vapid cunt and if I said that I didn't wanna deal with the lag you'd have done this arguement in the first place
  151. [8:35:16 PM] Keeta: no? i dont give a shit about being good at the game
  152. [8:35:21 PM] Keeta: your attitude is trash
  153. [8:35:27 PM] Keeta: dont talk shit if you suck
  154. [8:35:29 PM] Keeta: end of story
  155. [8:35:42 PM] Keeta: especially dont talk shit if you lose
  156. [8:35:43 PM] Keeta: lmfao
  157. [8:35:51 PM] coke: I don't suck you retard, it's hilarious that you can't see how much I fucked up
  158. [8:36:00 PM] coke: goes to show for your skill level
  159. [8:36:13 PM] Keeta: fucking up counts lol
  160. [8:36:18 PM] Keeta: you choked
  161. [8:36:32 PM] coke: how the fuck do I choke online? it's fucking frame delay and lag spikes
  162. [8:36:35 PM] coke: get that through your thick head
  163. [8:36:41 PM] Keeta: *at a tournament* "i fucked up, redo"
  164. [8:36:58 PM] coke: nope
  165. [8:37:02 PM] coke: not at all like that
  166. [8:37:06 PM] Keeta: john master
  167. [8:37:12 PM] coke: trolling faggot
  168. [8:37:24 PM] Keeta: lol
  169. [8:37:35 PM] coke: I can't believe I wasted my fucking time arguing with a retard
  170. [8:37:52 PM] coke: when I could play actually talented people in europe instead that I can play properly
  171. [8:37:53 PM] coke: oh well
  172. [8:38:36 PM] Keeta: all its gonna take is 1 player to tell you youre not as good as you think and the same shit will happen again
  173. [8:38:39 PM] Keeta: you cant execute
  174. [8:38:50 PM] coke: you are legit dumb
  175. [8:39:11 PM] coke: I hope one day we actually play offline so I can show you how bad you really are and how much of a pretentious cunt you are
  176. [8:39:25 PM] Keeta: what would you say when you lose
  177. [8:39:31 PM] Keeta: humor me for a second
  178. [8:39:31 PM] coke: I wouldn't lose
  179. [8:39:39 PM] Keeta: just humor me
  180. [8:39:44 PM] coke: ugh you're annoying, just
  181. [8:39:54 PM] coke: I don't feel like talking to you anymore, fuck off
  182. [8:40:01 PM] Keeta: im really curiou
  183. [8:40:02 PM] Keeta: s
  184. [8:40:05 PM] Keeta: what would you say lol
  185. [8:40:53 PM] Keeta: "i fucked up, my controller wasnt working, im really rusty, theres input delay on this tv or something"
  186. [8:40:56 PM] Keeta: etc etc etc
  187. [8:41:22 PM] coke: fuck off you virgin troll lol
  188. [8:41:39 PM] Keeta: what would you say?
  189. [8:41:52 PM] Keeta: would it just be "youre a fucking retard. im still better than you"
  190. [8:41:57 PM] Keeta: that would be my guess
  191. [8:42:28 PM] Keeta: get good and then you can say all the shit you want
  192. [8:42:42 PM] coke: well it doesn't matter cause we're not fucking playing again
  193. [8:42:43 PM] Keeta: until then you fucking suck and have no place to talk shit
  194. [8:43:26 PM] coke: ok
  195. [8:44:29 PM] coke: btw you fucking suck lol
  196. [8:44:49 PM] Keeta: the difference between me and you is i know my skill level
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