06[21:40] * Pasta 4 Wow, good thing the maids kept their contracts on them. In there, there's some small fine print. Something about only Pasta's father, the kind being able to fire them, as well as the Royal Advisor. Talk about lucky. Some nice folks gave them a free carriage ride back to the castle and everything.
06[21:41] * Pasta 4 Pasta seems pretty upset with her window being broken, but she has no choice but to allow them back in, so they were able to rest in the (newly furnished) servants quarters for the night!
03[21:42] * Jester- is now known as Sherry
06[21:42] * Pasta 4 As the sun rises, another carriage drops off the new maids. Seems the king thinks that his "little angel" needs more company.
[21:45] <Carnya> Blinking in the dawn, Carnya crosses her arms and sighs. Dumping her to work for her half-sister. Great.
06[21:45] * @Lisa removes her extension cable from the power outlet in her room. "Recharge, complete. Water evacutation at 75%, tired of waiting for evacuation, will commence waking up procedure." Lisa twitched and pulled herself from her bed and began some akwardly mechanical stretches, she streeeeetched to one side...some water flowed out of her ear...
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06[21:47] * Meredith steps out from the carriage and picks up her luggage... looking up at the castle, she realizes a little late just how enormous the place was... fuzzy ears flattening against her hair, the dismayed maid looked to the other two. "Are you as nervous as I am?"
02[21:47] * Lemon (Admiral-fr@35B19C5C.2ADA0D1.2102539F.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
06[21:49] * @Lisa lets out a spark, "Initiating public n-n-nuisance program...finding highest structure in nearby---..." She began to move before she finished her sentence, spotting a set of stairs outside the room. She climbed up and up and up...and go to the bell at the top of the tower!
06[21:49] * Sherry slips out of the carriage as well, reaching up to straighten her halo on her head... yes, an honest to god halo, floating just over her head! She smiles brightly, grabbing her suitcase and looking to Meredith. "Nay, my friend! I am verily looking forward to the challenges before me in my quest!"
[21:51] <Carnya> And then Carnya remembered that she was just being passed on to the next generation! How bothersome. Making her way to the front door, Carnya knocks.
06[21:51] * Pasta 4 as Lisa climbs the belfry, bats begin to fly out! Man, spooky. She's got no problem making her way to the top though.
06[21:52] * Meredith looked only meek compared to Sherry's bright smile, nodding partly. "That's good, you have a goal... I'm worried about being enslaved for the rest of my life!"
06[21:53] * @Lisa stares blankly at the bats with her glassy eyes, "...aaaaaaaah." She lets out a monotone scream, "This unit has successfully displayed the emotion 'fear', will continue on." She gets to the bell and begins to ring it LOUDLY. "Rise and Shine, Rise and Shine, everyone needs to get up and worship our dear mechanical god today."
02[21:53] * Lemon|Rainbowsix (Admiral-fr@sux-E7B8EDB0.ec.res.rr.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
06[21:54] * Sherry reaches over to give Meredith a hearty pat on the back. "Worry not, I am sure thou shalt do a terrific job here." She starts to head up for the front door!
[21:54] <Carnya> KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK.
[21:55] <Carnya> On the front door.
06[21:55] * Meredith looked up with curiosity, hearing the ringing of a bell. Thankfully, Sherry's patting brought her back to awareness of the world and she hurried to trot after the strangely spoken angel! "Did you say something?"
06[21:55] * Sherry steps up behind Carnya. "Hail!"
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[21:56] <Carnya> "Oh, hey. You new as well?" Carnya looks over her shoulder, smiling at Sherry, tanned brown cheeks gleaming in the morning sun.
06[21:56] * Pasta 4 The bell can be heard throughout the mansion, as well as outside. The guards begin to change shifts and, in her room, Pasta groans. "It's tooo earllllyyy!" She puts on her white dress and tiara before dragging herself down to the throne room.
03[21:56] * Lemon is now known as Lemon|bed
[21:57] <Sherry> "Indeed! I am Sherry, and this is... I'm sorry, I never did catch thine name..." She looks to Meredith.
06[21:58] * Meredith flicked her ears up curiously. "Meredith. I'm Meredith, new maid... but you two must be, too."
06[21:58] * @Lisa heads back downstairs lazily and begins wandering around idly, "Olfactory senses do not detect nourishment, Common senses tell me that the child mistress has no awoken yet either. Paradox, paradox..."
[21:59] <Carnya> New is a relative term for me. I'm just being passed on to the next generation..." Carnya shrugs, leaning againest the door frame and crossing her arms over her flat chest.
02[22:00] * Lemon|bed (Admiral-fr@sux-E7B8EDB0.ec.res.rr.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
06[22:00] * @Lisa sparks and fizzles then reboots, "Will bothe--check on mistress first." Lisa decided and finds her way around, "Unit now using lost child protocal, MISTRESS --DATA NOT FOUND--, WHERE ARE YOU?!" She began shuffling about, trying to find Pasta's room.
06[22:00] * Pasta 4 The Lisa can probably heard the door~
[22:00] <Meredith> "On to the next generation... oh, you're like me! My mother was a servant too, she taught me most of what I know and had me practice at home..."
01[22:01] <@Lisa> "Guests?" Lisa stops during her search.
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06[22:02] * @Lisa heads to the source of the audio disturbances and opens the door wide. "G-g-g-greetings!" She greets them energetically with those blank glassy eyes of hers, "Who are you?" How blunt.
06[22:02] * Carnya looks up at Meredith, grinning. "Yes, well I've been working for the royal family for a while. I guess they only wants young maids around though, as they passed me off here."
[22:02] <Sherry> "Bah, thou sayest that as if thou are of no worth. I stand positive that is not so! In fact I am sure the Princess shall find thee most useful and cherish thee as such!" Why does she hear people laughing...?
[22:03] <Carnya> Turning, Carnya curtsies and walks inside. "We are the new maids. Thank you for having us."
06[22:04] * Meredith looked at Lisa, curtsying as well.
01[22:04] <@Lisa> "INTRUDER DETECTED, recording visual data for authorities." Lisa said loudly between spasms, "W-w-would you like tea?" She asked.
01[22:05] <@Lisa> "Rectifying, INTRUDERS DETECTED."
[22:05] <Sherry> "I-intruder?" She turns to LIsa. "We are here to work as maids for the Princess, I shall have thee know!"
[22:05] <Carnya> Carnya stares at Lisa, then deftly whacks her on the back of the head. "Get ahold of yourself."
[22:05] <Meredith> "I... I would like tea." Meredith looks around, "If that is fine with everyone."
06[22:06] * @Lisa blinks at Carnya. "..." And suddenly a kind of white foam begins to escape from her mouth as she just shakes in place.
[22:07] <Sherry> "Ah! Thou art choking! Fear not for I shall assist thee!" She leaps at Lisa, seeming intent on throwing the girl to the ground to give her CPR
06[22:08] * Meredith steps back, gripping her arm worriedly. "Isn't this what a loony looks like? I think the doctor said to avoid them; she might infect us with her crazy!"
06[22:08] * @Lisa lets out a massive discharge of electricity from her body which knocks Lisa away!
01[22:08] <@Lisa> *Sherry
06[22:08] * @Lisa is also knocked back though.
[22:09] <Sherry> "G-GAAH!" She falls down the steps of the mansion, winding up in a heap at the bottom! "Verily that was unexpected!"
06[22:09] * @Lisa gets back up and wipes her mouth, then stands there as if nothing happened. "...L-Let us f-f-find M-Mistress -DATA NOT FOUND-, I'm sure *twitch* She could figure things out." Lisa begins to walk off...how nonchalant.
[22:10] <Carnya> Rolling her eyes, Carnya marchs by the pair torward the [Throne Room], looking a bit annoyed by their antics.
[22:10] <Meredith> "Ah! ...Ah!" Meredith looks at both Sherry and Lisa, unsure of what to do. "...Wait!" The girl runs back to Sherry to help her up.
06[22:10] * Pasta 4 the guards at the front gate start to whisper back and forth. "I heard the King was low on guards, but are these people really supposed to help protect the Princess?" "Maybe she'll finally get hers..." "Shh! They'll hear you!"
06[22:12] * Sherry takes Meredith's hand, getting up. "Thank thee! Let us follow!"
06[22:12] * @Lisa resumes her search protocal, "MISTRESS -DATA NOT FOUND- PLEASE COME OUT!" Lisa called out in monotone.
[22:13] <Meredith> "Yes." Meredith hurries to the other two maids, but tries not to break her stride.
06[22:13] * Sherry hurries along with Meredith!
06[22:13] * Pasta 4screams from the throne room. "I'M IN HEAR YOU BROKEN IDIOT!"
01[22:13] <@Lisa> "She's over there." Lisa points to the throne room.
[22:14] <Meredith> "Ah... she sounds like a difficult one. I hope she isn't really Princess Pasta...!"
[22:14] <Carnya> ".... How old is our mistress anyway?" Carnya asks suddenly, hurrying torwards the sound of Pasta's voice.
06[22:15] * @Lisa walks back to the throne room. "Estimated age, between 14 and 16." Lisa replied as a matter of factly to Carnya. "Mental a-a-age, 7 to 9."
[22:16] <Meredith> "Seven... We really are going to be babysitters."
[22:16] <Sherry> "Nonsense!"
[22:16] <Meredith> "I hope you're right about it being so."
[22:16] <Carnya> "...." Carnya replies, blushing. Turning into the throne room, Carnya stops in front of Pasta and curtsies deeply, head bowed. "Mistress."
06[22:17] * @Lisa stops infront of Pasta and bows, twitchily of course. "H-H-Hello, have a pamphlet." Lisa hands one to Pasta before going back to the other maids.
06[22:18] * Meredith stops a bit behind Carnya, giving a shaky curtsy as well.
[22:18] <Pasta> "Daddy hired more maids?! Ugh! Yes, yes, I am Princess Pasta, current Queen to the land of Pasta while my father is away to the Sole country on business." she points to a random maid...Meredith. "Your name?"
[22:20] <Meredith> "Meredith... I hope to serve." The maid stared down at the floor as she clasped her hands together.
06[22:21] * @Lisa hands a pamphlet to Meredith. It talks about how there's a mechanical god and how he will smithe all non believers yadda yadda, free dental plan and hacking lessons if you join the cult!
[22:21] <Pasta> "No backbone..." she makes a mental note points to Carnya. "Your name?
06[22:22] * Meredith quickly takes the pamphlet, but dares not read it in front of the mistress!
[22:22] <Carnya> "Carnya, Pasta-hime." Carnya answers without looking up, voice firm and calm.
06[22:22] * @Lisa passes a pamphlet to Carnya too.
[22:22] <Pasta> "...Boring." she makes another mental note and points to Sherry. "Your name?"
06[22:23] * Sherry stands at attention! "I am Sherry, Princess! I have been sent to serve thee!
06[22:24] * Carnya ignores the pamphlet, as any decent maid would not dicevt attention. Starting at the comment of "Boring." Carnya blushes furiously and looks up. "Well, it looks like someone needs to learn some manners!"
06[22:24] * @Lisa hands a pamphlet to She---oh, this one was soggy. Darn it, she would have to print some later. She waves it around a bit to try and dry it but eventually gives up and hands it to Sherry anyhow.
06[22:25] * Sherry leans aside to Carnya. "THou should not speaketh so of the Princess! Especially not in her presence!"
[22:26] <Pasta> "...Passable." she makes her last mental note. "Yes, this one knows exactly what she's talking about! I could like...have you beheaded or something, right? I can do that, can't I?"
[22:26] <Sherry> "That... WOULD be in thy power, Princess, but wouldst thou truly react so severely to a mere slip of the tongue?"
[22:27] <Pasta> "Right right...I should have a talk with my adviser about this." she muses for a bit. "Anyway, I need you all to get to work, now."
01[22:27] <@Lisa> "S-s-separation of my head from my b-body *twitch* only results in temporary damage. E-easy to repair." Lisa remarked.
[22:28] <Carnya> "Pft, you're just a child. Has anyone taught you manners?" Marching up to Pasta, Carnya scoops the girl and sits down on the throne, bending Pasta over her knee. She proceeds to spank the girl.
06[22:28] * Meredith looks up at the word 'work'. "Yes, right a..." Oh, now this is an interesting development.
[22:29] <Pasta> "WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STALLORD! STALLORD GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!" her screams echo throughout the mansion, but get no reply. "M-My own father doesn't even hit me! Mommy wouldn't either!"
06[22:30] * @Lisa advances and tries to put a stop to Carnya's actions, "Y-you may not h-harm -data not found-" Lisa said in monotone, however she basically fell over and just threw sparks here and there, being of no real use.
[22:30] <Carnya> "No wonder! ~Spank~ I'm surprised someone hasn't done ~Spank~ this yet!" Despite the supposed seriousness of her tone, from Carnya's expression one would think she was enjoying doing this.
[22:31] <Sherry> "AH! Thou cannot treat the princess as such!" She rushes forward to pull Carnya off Pasta, but isn't quite strong enough!"
06[22:32] * Pasta 4 Between the screams of the princess and the sound of her being so brutally abused, the maids can make out a faint stomping sound, getting closer and closer.
[22:32] <Carnya> Simply throws a hard glare at Sherry. After a good spanking, Carnya sits Pasta back upright on her lap and pulls out a lolipop, sticking it in Pasta's mouth. "There. Now try not to be so harsh." With that, Carnya stands up and walks back down to the main floor.
06[22:33] * Meredith stays rooted in place, watching the scene with slight interest.
06[22:34] * Sherry glared right back at Carnya. How dare she! She turns to Pasta. "Princess, art thou alright?"
06[22:34] * Pasta 4 A large bearded man bursts into the throne room, violently swinging a greatsword. "Is it intruders?! Seal all the entrances! Protect the princess at all co-Oh..."
[22:35] <Pasta> "Y-Yeah, I'm alright." she rubs her behind a bit and eases back into her throne. "No thanks to MY EXCELLENT GUARD CHIEF!" she yells in the man's direction.
06[22:36] * @Lisa pulls herself back up, "Sword classified as 'ridiculous', mental note added." She spouted out randomly upon seeing the guard chief.
06[22:36] * Meredith hides her mouth with a hand as she giggles, slowly shifting off to the way-side.
[22:36] <Pasta> 4 "Princess! He quickly kneels. "I got hear as fast as I could, but the floors, they're caked with grime since you fired our last group of servants, I could barely keep my balance."
[22:37] <Pasta> "Maybe if the ones here were busy working and not trying to administer unfair punishment, they  WOULDN'T BE!"
01[22:38] <@Lisa> "Ah, this unit has realized breakfast has still not been completed. Sudden retreat protocal, activ---" And Lisa ran off to the kitchen.
[22:38] <Carnya> Carnya smiles. "I believe it was very fair. Your hair is a mess, would you like it to be brushed out?" Carnya asks, pulling out the hairbrush that is used to brush Pasta's hair.
[22:38] <Pasta> "Whatever, it doesn't matter now." she sighs. "Go back to your stupid closet or whatever." 4 "Yes, ma'am."
[22:39] <Pasta> "You dare spank me and insult my hair?!...Is it really that bad? Fine fine, but make it quick!"
06[22:40] * Meredith looked at the odd robotic maid, then followed after.
[22:40] <Carnya> Dark cheeks flushed, Carnya hurries up the steps and stands by Pasta's left side, gently turning the girl so as to brush her hair.
[22:42] <Meredith> "Hello?" Meredith called out from the doorway, watching Lisa.
06[22:43] * Pasta seems content enough with Carnya's brushing. She's too proud to admit that she's doing a good job though.
06[22:43] * @Lisa begins pulling out various foods from the fridge. "Sense of taste impaired from d-d-d-dip in the lake..." Lisa notes, scanning herself. "..." She turns to Meredith and staaaaaaaaaaares for at least 3 minutes. "...Hello, have a pamphlet." She offers a dry one to Meredi---wait, where did she get new pamphlets?
[22:43] <Carnya> Using her expert skill that she had acquired over her many years as a maid, Carnya brushs Pasta-hime's hair to a beautiful luster, pulling out a ribbon and braiding up the princess's hair with it before pulling a hand mirror out of her apron and holding it up for Pasta to examine herself in.
06[22:44] * Pasta looks at herself in the mirror. "...This is stupid! I only needed you to brush it, but I /suppose/ you did a good job." she takes out the braids and ribbon. Her hime-cut is not to be disturbed!
06[22:44] * Meredith awkwardly shifts a little from the stare, "Oh, no, I think you already gave me a pamphlet..." Meredith stretches out her hand that still carried a slightly crumpled pamphlet.
01[22:45] <@Lisa> "Oh, I s-s-see. *twitch* Resuming cooking." Lisa turns back and then kinda stares out into space...
[22:45] <Carnya> Carnya's fave falls a moment, but she curtsies and bows, taking the hair that had come out off the brush and stashing it in a pocket with a smile. "Your pardon Princess."
01[22:46] <@Lisa> "...omelettes." Lisa suddenly says out of nowhere.
06[22:46] * Pasta was too busy adjusting her tiara in the mirror to notice. "Yeah yeah, whatever." 4 a knocking can be heard at the door, someone ought to answer it!
06[22:47] * Sherry heads to the door! Afterall she has nothing else to do.
[22:48] <Pasta> 4 A guard hands Sherry a sealed envelope. "This has arrived for the princess. Please deliver it."
[22:48] <Sherry> "Eh...? Oh, of course! Thank thee~" She turns to head off, looking for Pasta!
06[22:49] * Pasta is still in the throne room with a bored look. "I wanna play monopoly..." she sighs.
06[22:49] * Sherry bursts into the throne room! "Princess! A message has arrived for thee!
[22:49] <Meredith> "Umm... Yes." Meredith looks unsettled by this odd behavior, but she steps past Lisa to crack eggs into a bowl.
06[22:50] * Carnya moves to stand a step behind the Princess, watching her intently when the girl isn't looking. "Monopoly, princess?" Holy crap she was so adorable!
06[22:50] * @Lisa mixes in some vegetables and bacon inside the mix Meredith was making. "For s-skin, f-for taste...f-for proper body e-evacuation..."
[22:50] <Pasta> "Really? Wow, give it here."
[22:51] <Meredith> "A-ah... So you think about these kind of things while cooking?" Meredith pours the mix over several pans.
06[22:51] * Sherry hands over the letter! "It looks extremely official, Princess."
[22:52] <Pasta> "Probably just-Oh, wow." she reads it over. "Yaaaaaaaay!" she leaps out of her throne. "It's here, it's here, it's heeeeeere!" she rushes into the dining hall, dropping the letter as she does.
06[22:53] * Carnya picks the letter off the floor and reads it.
[22:53] <Sherry> "Ehhh...?" She bends down, picking up the letter. What is the Princess talking about?
06[22:53] * @Lisa sparks and stares blankly at Meredith. "...........yes." She nods, "N-Nutrition is i-important. *twitch*"
[22:54] <Meredith> "Y-you're a little odd." Meredith takes a small step away from Lily, "I do agree, at least."
[22:54] <Pasta> "The letter seems to be about a package that Pasta ordered some time ago being delivered outside a nearby village. All that's left is to pick it up.
06[22:56] * Sherry shrugs and heads out to mop the floors. They need a mopping!~
[22:56] <Meredith> Lisa*
01[22:56] <@Lisa> "T-this unit recognizes the term odd as one of it's d-d-designations." Lisa nods and staaaaaaares at Meredith as she cooks.
[22:57] <Carnya> Looking up from the letter, Carnya stuffs the letter into her apron as well. She would have to find a good place to make her shrine to Pasta soon. She makes her way to the dining room, seeking out her new love. She would take care of Pasta ~forever~.
06[22:58] * Meredith looks warily back at Lisa, "Is that so...? I... I see. Umm... Are you foreign, then? Maybe... maybe from up North." Her ears flatted, she was a bit scared come to think of it.
06[23:00] * Sherry looks at her now-clean floor. Hell yeah! CLEAN floors! Now that guard will be able to respond to a threat on the princess' life much more quickly.
01[23:00] <@Lisa> "This unit was produced in this kingdom, those who worship the mechanical god c-c-created me *twitch* as their p-p-p-p-p-pppppppppppp-" Lisa locks up.
[23:01] <Meredith> "...I have to serve these plates. Hopefully you can tell me more later?" Still eying Lisa, Meredith picked up the plates and carefully carried them to the dining hall.
01[23:03] <@Lisa> "pppppppppppppppp--" Is still locked up, but follows Meredith.
[23:04] <Carnya> Entering the dining hall, Carnya looks around for Pasta. Where had that girl gone?
[23:04] <Pasta> "Hey, you." she calls from her chair at the dining table....Really? An /exact/ copy of her throne in the throne room? "Go get breakfast already!"
06[23:05] * Meredith stepped into the dining hall soon after, holding a plate full of omelette in each hand.
[23:07] <Carnya> "Here it is Princess." Carnya gestures to Meredith who has entered the dinging hall. Trotting over to Pasta's throne, Carnya stands next to it and waits for her mistress to eat.
06[23:07] * Sherry siffs the air... hey, food. She heads for the 7dining hall
[23:07] <Pasta> "Breakfast! /Finally/!" she sits on the edge of her seat, cutting hers into small squares before eating them.
[23:08] <Meredith> "We cooked it with love, and some other ingredients of course." Meredith mumbled, as she served the princess and left a plate for Carnya next to her.
06[23:09] * Pasta points at Carnya with her fork. "Hey, go deliver one of these plates to that useless Noland, he's my "Chief of Royal Guard" or something. The guards will point you in the direction of his chambers." she's got a bit of omelet on her face while she bosses Carnya around.
01[23:10] <@Lisa> "pppppppppp-" Lisa is still locked one the same letter and takes a seat.
[23:11] <Carnya> Pulling a napkin out of her apron, Carnya leans forward and dabs the piece of omlet off of Pasta's cheek, smiling. "As you wish Princess." Taking a plate, Carnya trots off to tak ethe food to Noland.
06[23:11] * Meredith looked at Lisa, still, as she ate.
06[23:12] * @Lisa hits herself on the head lightly, "Princess." She finished, stared at the air for a moment then began eating.
06[23:12] * Sherry sits down at the dining room table, pulling up a place. "Ah! This looks wonderful!" She begins eating.
[23:12] <Pasta> "..." she goes back to eating her omelet. 4 "Down this hall." the guards give Carnya directions as she travels through the mansion. She happens upon a door with a shield on it, looks like the place.
[23:13] <Carnya> Knocking on the door sharply three times, Carnya then attempts to open it.
06[23:16] * Pasta 4  the door opens and she can see Noland tossing knives at a wanted poster. "Oh! Breakfast. You have my thanks, lil' lady! The Princess normally makes me walk all the way there and back myself."
06[23:16] * Meredith sat patiently by her finished food, still eying Lisa carefully.
06[23:17] * Sherry looks around the table... awfully quiet all of a sudden. "So who made breakfast?"
[23:17] <Pasta> 4 "Who cares? It tastes pretty good."
[23:17] <Carnya> "Yes, I can see her making someone do that... isn't it adorable?" Carnya sets the plate down on a table and curtsies. "It was a pleasure meeting you sir, but I must return to Pasta-hime's side." With that, she trots back to the dining hall.
[23:18] <Sherry> "Well, I would like to thank whoever did so. Such a thing is only polite afterall!
01[23:18] <@Lisa> "This one and I made breakfast." Lisa pointed to Meredith.
06[23:18] * Pasta 4 he moves a bunch of papers around to make space for his plate. All kinds of weaponry and armor can be see in his quarters, though it's pretty unorganized. "I always watch my tongue around the King's daughter, so no comment." he lets out a bellowing laugh, closing the door behind her.
06[23:18] * @Lisa twitches lightly...amazing a fire hadn't been started...
06[23:21] * Carnya reenters the dining hall and trots back over to Pasta's side, standing there and waiting for the princess to finish her meal.
[23:22] <Sherry> "Ah, well then I thank thee! It is delicious."
06[23:22] * Pasta has already finished. "So, today I need to of you to go pick up a package for me. I miiiight have forgotten to rehire the stable hand after he so rudely refused to find me a unicorn, so you'll have to go on foot."
[23:24] <Sherry> "Ah... I'd be happy to go do this for thee, Princess."
06[23:24] * @Lisa nods to Sherry with great difficulty and with a similar expressi---well, she didn't really have any expressions actually. "I-I-It is good for your body evacuations."
[23:24] <Pasta> "Sherry and Carnya will be going. If you even so much as peek, I'll find out and you'll be sorry."
[23:25] <Carnya> Carnya perks up. A package to pick up for the Princess! Maybe she could sneak a peek inside... eating her own omlet now that Pasta had finished, Carnya smiles.
[23:25] <Sherry> "You have my word, Princess, that I shall not peek!"
03[23:27] * Meredith is now known as Paisley
[23:27] <Carnya> "I shall bring the package for you Princess." Carnya murmers.
[23:28] <Pasta> "You two can leave whenever you're ready, preferably soon..."
[23:31] <Carnya> Finishing her plate, Carnya stands and starts to walk out. "Let us go then. Sherry, come along."
[23:31] <Sherry> "Right!" She finishes quickly and stands. "We shall return swiftly, Princess!"
06[23:32] * Pasta waves them off. "The guards will let you out."
[23:33] <Pasta> 4 just as she said, the guards silently opened the front doors and the main gates for them as they left.
06[23:33] * @Lisa stares as the walk away.
01[23:33] <@Lisa> *they
[23:33] <Carnya> Carnya begins to trot along, humming to herself under her breath, a smile on her lips. This was going to be very interesting!
06[23:34] * Sherry walks along with Carnya. "Thou seems in good spirits."
[23:36] <Carnya> "I'm doing an errand for the Princess! Of course I'm happy. I also was able to get some of her hair from the brush, and even kept the napkin I used to wipe her cheek clean!" Pulling out side napkin, Carnya starts to fold it carefully, humming cheerfully.
06[23:37] * Sherry blinks. "Verily that is somewhat creepy..."
[23:38] <Pasta> "OH NO! I forgot ot tell them it was heavy! Lisa, quick, go with them or they might drop it!"
[23:38] <Carnya> "Hmm? I think she's precious, not creepy. A bit rude, but a bit of tough love will fix that right up." Carnya replies, putting the napkin away and blushing. "She has such a delicate rump too..."
06[23:39] * @Lisa blinks back at Pasta, "T-this unit will comply..." She nods and dashes off after the others!
[23:39] <Sherry> "Th-thou shouldst not be looking at the princess' rump! It is most inappropriate!"
[23:40] <Carnya> "Look? Ah, but I got to actually spank it~ <3" Carnya sighs happily, tanned cheeks darkening as she blushs.
06[23:41] * Sherry just eyes Carnya wierdly. She'll have to inform the PRincess of this...
06[23:41] * @Lisa arrives on the scene and stops on a dime infront of the two, bringing up a large dust cloud as she stops!
01[23:42] <@Lisa> "H-h-hello, M-m-mistress would like to remind you. The package is heavy." Lisa stated, acting as if she had simply been there all along.
[23:46] <Carnya> Carnya smiles, and looks over at Sherry suddenly, catching the other maid's eyes with her own... and utterly fails. She's not that intimidating really.
[23:46] <Sherry> "Ah! Lisa, how good of thee to join us!
06[23:46] * Sherry doesn't even seem to notice Carnya
06[23:47] * Pasta 4 as they near the warehouse, Lisa spots something on the ground. Why, it's a beautiful rose! It looks so fresh!
06[23:49] * @Lisa walks over to the rose, "A rose, in g-good condition. *twitch*" Lisa wordlessly bent down and picked the rose. "The mechanical god must be smiling upon t-t-t-this unit."
[23:52] <Pasta> 4 A man waits outside of the warehouse, a large crate on a carriage with no horses in sight. "Would you be the Princess' servants?" he asks.
06[23:52] * Sherry nods at the man! "Verily, we are!"
[23:53] <Carnya> Carnya curtsies quickly, nodding. "Indeed."
01[23:53] <@Lisa> "I'm a p-p-princess." Lisa points to herself.
[23:55] <Pasta> 4 "Of course you are, now if you'll just sign here...here...here...initials here...seal here...signature here and here as well..." he hands them a large stack of forms.
06[23:55] * Sherry blinks at the forms. "THis is quite a lot of paper...
[23:55] <Carnya> Carnya steps up to the challenge!
06[23:58] * @Lisa begins signing things at a mechanical pace, grows tired at some point and lets Sherry continue and then gets back to work.
06[23:58] * Pasta 4 Sherry blazes through a majority of the forms! Carnya must have forgot her pen at home though. Good thing Lisa can stop spazzing long enough to sign them coherently.
Session Time: Sat Feb 27 00:00:00 2010
06[00:02] * Carnya signs the very last document after findher her pen. Geeze~
[00:03] <Carnya> "Do you need us to do anything else, or will that be all?"
06[00:03] * Sherry is about to sign the document when Carnya ninjas it away from her! Well... whatever. "Well, that does it."
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[00:05] <Pasta> 4 "That's all of them!" he nods, flipping through them. "Now, one more thing...There was a strange package, one that we may have overlooked for some time." the man retrieves a glowing jar, postmarked for a few months ago. "Please, deliver this to the King! We've been keeping him waiting for too long, but the package was lost in delivery and was just recently recovered."
[00:06] <Sherry> "Ah... that may be a problem! THe king is not here."
[00:06] <Carnya> Carnya steps forward and takes the glowing jar. How odd...
06[00:06] * Carnya taps on the jar, peering inside.
[00:07] <Pasta> 4 "Hmm, I'm sure his daughter will be able to take care of it. If you'll excuse me, I've got to get back to work." he goes back inside, closing the door behind him and leaving them with a horseless carriage with a rather large crate on it. What now?
[00:08] <Fianna> The jar shakes violently in response to being tapped, as if there is some sort of very angry something within.
01[00:08] <@Lisa> "..." Lisa is quiet naturally, staring out into space. Eventually she takes a seat on the carriage, "...hyah." There's no horses though.
06[00:09] * Carnya taptaptap. Carnya was much more interested in the jar now. "What's this..? Something inside perhaps..?"
[00:09] <Pasta> 4 All it would take is the pull of the cork in the top, Pasta never said anything about not opening the jar~
[00:09] <Sherry> "Ah... Carnya, perhaps thou shouldst not play with that." She steps to the front of the carriage... is she planning to pull it herself?
[00:10] <Fianna> Either way, however, with the force at which whatever it is inside is menacing the walls, chances are good that the jar is not long for this world.
06[00:10] * Carnya pries the cork out, tossing it aside.
[00:11] <Pasta> 4 Doh!
06[00:11] * Sherry grabs the yoke of the cart and pulls... there's a loud pop! "OW! I think I pulled something!"
01[00:12] <@Lisa> "You p-p-pulled the carriage." Lisa points out. She tried Lisa...she tried...
[00:13] <Fianna> With a loud CRASH, the jar shatters, and a most irate-looking woman picks herself up and brushes herself off, glancing around and scowling. "What...is this place?"
[00:14] <Carnya> Blinks, staring at the woman. "I have no idea honestly..." She answers. "Can I help you at all?"
01[00:15] <@Lisa> "Hyah..." Lisa tries to motivate Sherry to try again in her own unique way.
[00:16] <Pasta> 4 Technically she was still a package to be delivered to the King, or in this case his proxy, Pasta. You should probably take her there or you might get in a whole world of trouble~
[00:17] <Fianna> "You could give me the name of the human foolish enough to trap me in...that." She kicks the glass shards, then winces - that hadn't been the best of ideas.
[00:17] <Sherry> "Ah... Carnya, did I not tell thee not to open that?" She sighs.
[00:17] <Carnya> "Well come along with us and you should be able to find out." Carnya smiles, turning to walk over to the cart to help.
06[00:18] * Fianna follows, inspecting the cart curiously.
06[00:20] * Fianna then loses her patience with the mortal device and kicks it.
[00:21] <Pasta> 4 the girls manage to get the carriage moving, but they're hardly going normal walking speed. Better than nothing, right?
06[00:21] * @Lisa gives tugging a try...slowly pulling the cart along as best as she could...some worrysome smoke began to escape from her ears though...was she built for this kind of labor? "P-P-Pain, e-everywhere...s-s-s-shutting off pain p-pr-protocal..." Lisa's sparks seemed to have multiplied as well.
[00:22] <Pasta> 4 Maybe now would be a good time to figure out what the package they're delivering is~ Talking might make the muscle strain less apparent, probably not though.
[00:22] <Sherry> "Mayhaps a travel song would increase our effort!"
[00:22] <Fianna> "So, why is it that we must accompany this useless device?"
[00:23] <Pasta> 4 and by package, I actually meant Fianna. The others know what will happen if Pasta finds out they peaked.
01[00:23] <@Lisa> "S-s-s-s-sytems shutting down, s-s-s-seing moment of c-c-creation...c-c-creator d-don't use that welder t-there.." Lisa kept muttering.
03[00:26] * Carnya is now known as Kit
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06[00:26] * Fianna sighs in a what-fools-these-mortals-be sort of way and assists Lisa with the dragging. It's easier when your feet don't actually touch the ground!
[00:27] <Sherry> "Well, Madam, this is a package for the princess Pasta. We are tasked with taking it to her castle."
[00:28] <Pasta> 4 The group can hear the trotting of horses on the path coming from behind them. "Hail! What is a group of such beautiful women doing hauling such a heavy load?" A handsome and very well dressed man calls from atop one of the horses, two others following behind close behind him on either side.
[00:28] <Fianna> "Apparently, we are acting as couriers."
01[00:28] <@Lisa> "C-C-Curently dying." Lisa informed him of her status.
06[00:30] * Pasta the man climbs off from atop the horse. "You poor darlings. Allow me to help." he motions for his partners to come help and they both climb from atop and to the carriage and push from behind.
[00:31] <Fianna> "Finally, a mortal who knows his place." Fianna nods in satisfaction.
[00:32] <Pasta> 4 The man tips his hat with a smile. Wow, even his teeth are sexy!
[00:32] <Sherry> "Ah, my thanks to thee, and thy friends!"
06[00:35] * @Lisa is unphazed by his sexiness, more concerned about not having to suffer a premature death. "This unit requires more physical t-t-training."
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06[00:41] * Pasta other than the fact that he's a male in a maidrpg game that is not the butler or master in a maidrpg game, the maids can faintly sense that something is wrong. Why would such a well dressed man help them for no apparent reason? Lisa notices that there's a rose on his coat pocket exactly like the one she found on the way there.
06[00:43] * @Lisa pulls out the rose she found earlier, "..." She stares from one to another and blinks, "A-Are you r-r-really trying to help us?" She asks, tilting her head, sparking lightly.
06[00:45] * Pasta 4 just as Lisa finished her sentence, he lashes out with a dagger, barely missing Lisa! "Hah! We planned to help ourselves. He moves back, the two men that were pushing the cart joining him, both with clubs. "You have two choices. Hand over your package, or die. It's as simple as that."
06[00:46] * Sherry frowns at the men. "I'm afraid I must pick a third option that thou has not specified."
[00:47] <Pasta> "A third? And what would that be? Foolishly fighting the Poroa Brothers?
01[00:49] <@Lisa> "P-Poroa brothers...no d-d-data found...using closest related query to describe them, 'Small Fry'." Lisa pointed out and separated herself from the carriage.
[00:49] <Sherry> "Only if thou forces us to."
[00:50] <Pasta> "It's you who has forced our hands. I'll be nice and grant you all a swift death!"
[00:51] <Fianna> "Pray that your deaths be not by my hands, for I am not feeling merciful." Fianna pulls out a rather sharp-looking rapier.
[00:52] <Sherry> "Hah! Have at thee, then!" She reaches up to her halo and pulls it off her head, the thing growing untill it's about the size of a hula hoop
[00:52] <Pasta> "Daimon! Donovon!" he calls behind him to the two men. "We get big house with big package, Dalton? Live in big house?" the one called Daimon grunts. "That's right, we just need that box."
06[00:55] * Fianna charges the one speaking in dismembered English, and attempts to smack some sense into him. With the flat of her rapier. Sort of.
06[00:57] * Pasta Daimon brings his club up to block. "Give big package!"
06[01:00] * Pasta 4 looks like he wasn't talking because he wasn't even paying attention. Must be curious about what was in the box, because he was wide open.
06[01:00] * @Lisa runs forward, "Activating hug protoc----" Lisa hits her foot against a tree root and falls flat on Donovan's face, hitting her hard metallic head against his in a headbutt he was probably gonna feel for the rest of the week.
06[01:02] * Pasta 4 He barely knows what hit him as Lisa headbutts him and falls to the ground with a thud. 4 "Donny!" the two remaining brothers yell.
06[01:02] * @Lisa stays on the ground for a bit..."...pain program reactivated on it's own judgement...ow."
06[01:04] * Sherry rushes at the handome man who first spoke! "I apologise, but I must knock thou out!" She swings out with her enlarged halo, leaving glittering light in it's wake as she whangs it hard across the guys head!
[01:05] <Pasta> "With what? Your bare ha-" he's taken by surprise as Sherry whips her halo off and lands a clean blow. "What kind of fighting is this?!"
[01:06] <Pasta> "Not hitting Dalton!" Daimon swings his club at Sherry's side.
06[01:07] * Sherry brings her halo down to try and parry, but isn't quite quick enough! She takes a firm hit. "Ah! Thou art a cur, striking a woman!"
[01:08] <Pasta> 4 "You may a woman any other day, but today you are but the target of a highwayman!" he tries to stab her while she's crippled from Daimon's attack.
06[01:08] * Sherry DOES get her halo in the way in time this time around! She knocks the sword away. "Hah!"
[01:09] <Fianna> "You...you..." Fianna sniffles, silvery tears running down her face. "I thought highwaymen were supposed to be heroes..." She bursts into loud sobs.
[01:10] <Pasta> %4 "Sorry to burst your bubble darling, but this isn't some fairy tail."
06[01:11] * @Lisa brings herself back to her feet. "...resuming battle, would you like a hug?" Lisa opens up her arms and invites Daimon with a blank face.
[01:12] <Pasta> 4 "Hug...Hug!" he smiles and hugs Lisa back.
01[01:13] <@Lisa> "Initializing hug protocal, searching for love progr---lo--love---lo---ERROR CRITICAL ERROR!! OVERLOAD!!" Lisa twitches rapidly and gives off a shock to the poor bandit!
[01:14] <Pasta> 4 "Bad huuuug!" he shakes free after a few seconds, his hair singed.
[01:16] <Sherry> "Lay down thy arms and thou shalt not be harmed!" She lashes out at the prettyman again.
06[01:18] * Pasta 4 "Unlikely!" he tries to block, but miscalculates and tries to scamper backwards, but is cut on the leg and falls to his back. "Damn it all!"
[01:19] <Pasta> 4 "Nooo! Dalton hurt!" Daimon tries to swing his club at Lisa in a panicking frenzy.
06[01:20] * @Lisa blinks as the club flies over her head and a sudden discharge leaves her body and zaps Daimon again, stopping his attack and making him back off. "...hug?" She offered again.
[01:20] <Pasta> 4 "No hug!"
[01:21] <Fianna> "Stop! Haven't you been hurt enough?" Fianna stops crying, though there is still a sob in her voice as she speaks up. "We just wanted to get home, and you had to try and hurt us. And now, because of it, your brothers got hurt! Why would you do something like that?"
[01:21] <Fianna> "Y-You're just a big bully!"
[01:23] <Pasta> 4 "Blast!" he hits his fist against the ground. "Daimon. No more fighting, OK? We have to go." Daimon drops his club and nods, going to help his brothers up.
06[01:24] * @Lisa still holds her arms out, asking for a hug.
06[01:24] * Fianna tries her best to hide her smirk as she goes over to assist Daimon.
[01:25] <Pasta> 4 "WAAAAAAIT!" a gruff voice can be heard down the path in the direction of the mansion. "I just got word from the scout! That's Dalton Poroa, you can't let him escape!" It's Nolan, the chief of the Royal Guard.
06[01:25] * Sherry takes a step towards the brothers. "I'm afraid I cannot allow thee to leave, then."
[01:26] <Fianna> "Wait!" Fianna grabs Sherry and whispers in her ear.
[01:27] <Pasta> 4 The two not-so-handsome brothers get to their feet "No! Bad No-Land!" Donovon shouts, and he and his brother limp over to stop him.
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[01:27] <Sherry> "WH-what are you doing? Unhand me, they must not be allowed to flee!"
06[01:28] * Fianna stops whispering.
[01:28] <Pasta> 4 "Donny, Dalton! Come back!" he tries to stand up to help them, but before he can, Noland blows his whistle and is soon followed by five other guards who easily subdue the exhausted brothers.
06[01:29] * Fianna glances over at Sherry, significantly.
06[01:29] * @Lisa doesn't get it, waving her arms around. "Believe hug protocal is no longer necessary, resuming standard activities."
06[01:30] * Sherry turns back to Fianna... she didn't even have time to act on those whispers, or even consider them! Noland acts too fast.
[01:31] <Pasta> 4 Dalton curses under his breath. "You won't get away with this! None of you will!" he takes off his coat and throws it at the maids, a blinding light surrounding the maids. Their vision comes back soon after, but Dalton is nowhere to be found
06[01:32] * Fianna screeches in a way that is sort of like but not actually that of a bean sidhe, rubbing at her eyes.
[01:33] <Pasta> 4 "Damnit!" the guards haul off the two brothers as Noland catches up to the maids. "You did a good job, even if you weren't able to catch him." he says with a disappointed look on his face. "We need to get this back to the castle now, so we'll take care of it from here. You all head back, the Princess is already fast asleep.
[01:35] <Pasta> 4 The maids receive a carriage ride back to the mansion and the package is escorted back and Noland personally locks up the two brothers in the dungeon.
06[01:37] * Fianna mutters something angry about iron bars under her breath as they make their way back.
06[01:39] * @Lisa is glad they were getting escorted..."Observation has been made, why didn't we have a horse on our way t-t-t-there?" Lisa asks the other two.
[01:42] <Fianna> "I know little of your situation, so I couldn't possibly say." Fianna doesn't seem to care much, either. Humans whined about the most stupid things.
06[01:43] * @Lisa lets out a spark of electiricty and twitches lightly in response.
01[01:45] <@Lisa> *electricity
[01:45] <Pasta> 4 With the maids safely inside the castle, the guards lock down for the night. Pasta is mumbling about cats and wheelchairs in her sleep while Noland rubs his beard inside his quarters. "One step closer to catching him..."
[01:47] <Pasta> 4 What will tomorrow bring? Why, perhaps a young art prodigy from Sole Kingdom. Only time will tell.