You're Not A Gen 7 Guy

It's not gen 8, 9, or RBY.
Not Brilliant Diamond, GO, Sword, or Unite.
Neither Crazyhouse or Convergence,
Nor Free-for-alls or National Dex.

The metas I play, whether good or bad,
Have tropes in common, my favorite doodads!
They may have Dirge, or Vish, or Don,
But they ain't Gen 7—oh, thank God.

Are my tastes just bad? Am I the one to blame?
Or is it Gen 7 that is DUMB and LAME?

Why don't you play it?
I just don't care to make a good team.
Why don't you play it?
46 turns, just to rinse and repeat.
Then you should use samples but I'm not your boss, oh!
You all know damn well that I'm stubborn!
Why don't you play it?

Boring battles and weird effects,
I'd rather be out fighting a Pex!
Movepool clutter and useless STAB,
And planning Z-crystals is boring, man!

Gotta put some Mega in...
Z-move ready...20 percent?!?!
The same thing happens over again.
And that there fun part comes up when?

I missed one move and now I've lost.
That hidden effect really meant a lot?
There's some random items and pointless forms.
Just memorize them, you won't be bored!

I'm tired, I'm scared, I'm not having fun!
There's no other way this can be spun!
What does this do? I gotta check...
Well, it's Gen 7, what did I expect?

Why don't you play it?
(It's so good though)
Listen, guys
(They can't have opinions!)
Why don't you play it?
It's not my style
/rfaq s *smiles*
Why don't you, why-why don't you-