HOMESTUCK DRINKING GAME

or

INTERACTIVE CIRRHOSIS

Imbibe (X) ounces of your favorite alcoholic beverage whenever:

* An image is recycled. (1)

* A joke is recycled. (1)

* A self-referential joke is recycled. (2)

* A self-referential joke undergoes faux memetic mutation. (3)

* A self-insert update happens. (0.5)

* A self-insert update happens that isn't a recap. (5)

* SBAHJ is used as foreshadowing. (1)

* An unlikable and/or flat character gets screen time. (1)

* An unlikable and/or flat character gets screen time for several updates in a row over the span of days. (1.25 x number of updates, bring a funnel)

* An unlikable and/or flat character gets screen time at the expense of someone who's actually entertaining. (1)

* Dave won't shut up. (1)

* Karkat won't shut up. (1)

* Rose is used as an exposition teleprompter. (2)

* John reconfirms that he is devoid of agency. (1)

* Jade reconfirms that she is devoid of sanity. (1)

* Any of the kids reconfirm that they are devoid of empathy. (1)

* A clumsy perspective shift happens. (1)

* A clumsy continuity shift happens. (-1)

* A character is used as a plot device. (1, stacks with Rose)

* A character is delicately placed on top of a stepladder of emotions. (1)

* The ladder gets kicked. (2)

* They die in a futile and humiliating fashion as a result. (5)

* A writing decision is made with the clear intent of upsetting the fans. (5)

* Hussie starts a wank fire on formspring. (0.1, these add up)

* Bilge from Modarchive winds up in a flash animation. (1)

* The fandom regards it as excellent. (3)

* Vriska did it. (1)

* John says 'derp' - and means it. (1)

* 80's filmography is referenced. (2)

* Nicholas Cage or Charles Dutton appear. (2)

* Another MSPA is referenced. (3)