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  1. [22:06] <Roland> ==START!==
  2. [22:07] <Roland> The two of you are walking across an incredibly simple and poorly written environment, just being bros.
  3. [22:07] <Roland> All of a sudden, you see two imps and a giclops
  4. [22:07] <Roland> The imps' names are George and Curtis. The giclops' name is Lenny.
  5. [22:07] <Anastasia_Locke> "Woah, two imps and a giclops!"
  6. [22:07] <Roland> Lenny is asking george to tell him about the rabbits.
  7. [22:08] <Roland> Thalix: roll perception
  8. [22:09] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 2#1d20+5
  9. [22:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 2#1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{23}, [ 1d20=4 ]{9}
  10. [22:09] <Thalix_Scolas> ((sorry I was putting a / instead of a !))
  11. [22:09] <Roland> Clearly, one of the imps has a gun and is threatening you two officers of the law. This must be stopped.
  12. [22:09] <Anastasia_Locke> ((The roll20 conditioning is real))
  13. [22:09] <Roland> Roll initiative, both of you.
  14. [22:10] <Roland> !roll 2#d20-1
  15. [22:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 2#d20-1 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{14}, [ 1d20=5 ]{4}
  16. [22:10] <Anastasia_Locke> !roll 1d20+2
  17. [22:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{13}
  18. [22:10] <Roland> !roll 1d20-2
  19. [22:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 1d20-2 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{15}
  20. [22:10] <Roland> Oh dear.
  21. [22:10] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  22. [22:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{21}
  23. [22:10] <Roland> Oh, that's better.
  24. [22:10] <Roland> Order: Thalix, Lenny, George, Curtis.
  25. [22:11] <Anastasia_Locke> ((I'll just sit off in the corner I guess))
  26. [22:11] <Roland> Oh. Right.
  27. [22:11] <Thalix_Scolas> ((how far away are they?))
  28. [22:11] <Thalix_Scolas> XR
  29. [22:11] <Thalix_Scolas> XD
  30. [22:11] <Roland> Thalix, Lenny, George, Ana, Curtis
  31. [22:12] <Roland> Hm. For the purposes of this strife, let's assume Curtis and Lenny have assumed an honor guard position 30 feet away from you. George is 40 feet away from you behind them.
  32. [22:13] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix mosys on over to Curtis
  33. [22:13] <Thalix_Scolas> "Yo, what is the de4l?" He says pointing to his gun
  34. [22:13] <Roland> Curtis holds up his hands and says, "WAIT!"
  35. [22:13] <Roland> "Before you attack... I have something to say."
  36. [22:14] <Thalix_Scolas> "Go on..."
  37. [22:14] <Roland> https://youtu.be/1M8vei3L0L8?t=30
  38. [22:14] <Roland> He says that.
  39. [22:14] <Roland> It is highly offensive, and not rated PG at all.
  40. [22:14] <Anastasia_Locke> :O :O :O
  41. [22:14] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix delivers justice
  42. [22:14] <Thalix_Scolas> and justly so
  43. [22:15] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  44. [22:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{8}
  45. [22:15] <Thalix_Scolas> curse of azealm
  46. [22:15] <Anastasia_Locke> Shameful
  47. [22:15] <Thalix_Scolas> the crit Lord must rise again
  48. [22:15] <Roland> That does not pass imp AC of nine. Too bad you weren't foolhardy enough to attack the giclops. That would have passed his AC
  49. [22:15] <Thalix_Scolas> :/
  50. [22:16] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix attempts once more to stab the rude fellow
  51. [22:16] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  52. [22:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{21}
  53. [22:16] <Thalix_Scolas> heh
  54. [22:16] <Roland> That DOES pass imp AC of 9. Roll your damage, Thalix
  55. [22:16] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 3d6+5
  56. [22:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 3d6+5 --> [ 3d6=12 ]{17}
  57. [22:16] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d3
  58. [22:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d3 --> [ 1d3=2 ]{2}
  59. [22:16] <Roland> His HP was 7. He dies in one justice-filled hit
  60. [22:17] <Thalix_Scolas> George then dies by extension
  61. [22:17] <Roland> George's HP is 11. He feels justice trying to tear his soul from his body. He doesn't look good.
  62. [22:17] <Thalix_Scolas> !r
  63. [22:17] <Thalix_Scolas> does the 1d3=2 burn?
  64. [22:17] <Roland> You got another major, right?
  65. [22:18] <Roland> And nah. I don't think so.
  66. [22:18] <Thalix_Scolas> Oh that's right
  67. [22:18] <Thalix_Scolas> that was also a feat
  68. [22:18] <Roland> Yes it does. You seem to be out of movement for this turn, however. Is there something else you can do with your major?
  69. [22:18] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix turns to the big guy, Lenny as they say,
  70. [22:18] <Thalix_Scolas> he is close enough right?
  71. [22:18] <Roland> He's about 10 feet away.
  72. [22:19] <Roland> Eh, you know what?
  73. [22:19] <Thalix_Scolas> Actually, Thalix brings out his cards and aims at George
  74. [22:19] <Roland> George is close enough. Have a go.
  75. [22:19] <Thalix_Scolas> and by cards he meant sword
  76. [22:19] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  77. [22:19] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{6}
  78. [22:19] <Roland> As one does.
  79. [22:19] <Thalix_Scolas> :'\
  80. [22:19] <squirrelyAdonis> As one does
  81. [22:20] <Roland> You got overambitious, and tried to do your patented spin attack. Your sword flies out of your hand and lands 10 feet behind you. Dummy!
  82. [22:20] <Thalix_Scolas> For the honor of his people, Thalix prepares his cards
  83. [22:20] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  84. [22:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{20}
  85. [22:20] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d4
  86. [22:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  87. [22:21] <Thalix_Scolas> IT WAS JUST ENOUGH
  88. [22:21] <Roland> You have prepared your cards for the honor of your people, and have slain the other imp, who you're pretty sure had some crack on him.
  89. [22:21] <Thalix_Scolas> ooh that'll be useful
  90. [22:21] <Roland> Sadly, it vaporizes as he explodes into grist.
  91. [22:21] <Thalix_Scolas> Can I retrieve my sword with my newfangled major?
  92. [22:22] <Roland> ((I do believe looting monsters is against the rules, but I am additionally doing that because, well, I'm not your DM))
  93. [22:22] <Roland> roll acrobatics.
  94. [22:22] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  95. [22:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{20}
  96. [22:22] <Thalix_Scolas> why can't azealm be like this
  97. [22:22] <Anastasia_Locke> Because Thalix is magic
  98. [22:22] <Roland> In an effort to not break the rules, you stand on one spot and reaaaaach for the sword. You manage to pluck it from the ground without moving from your spot! What a great guy!
  99. [22:23] <Thalix_Scolas> true
  100. [22:23] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix feels really self confident and ends his turn
  101. [22:23] <Roland> Do you end your turn?
  102. [22:23] <Roland> Okay cool.
  103. [22:23] <Thalix_Scolas> ((damn my turns can go on for a while))
  104. [22:24] <Roland> Lenny turns into a giclops version of Georges St. Pierre. He is unimpressed with your perforamance, and expresses as much through his fist.
  105. [22:24] <Thalix_Scolas> :'/ I tried my hardest
  106. [22:24] <Roland> He positions himself in between the two of you, and distributes a nice punch to each of you
  107. [22:24] <Roland> !roll 2#d20+5 punch, thalix and ana, respectively
  108. [22:24] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 2#d20+5 punch, thalix and ana, respectively --> [ 1d20=11 ]{16}, [ 1d20=15 ]{20}
  109. [22:24] <Roland> Yikes.
  110. [22:25] <Thalix_Scolas> ouch
  111. [22:25] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d6 Violescence
  112. [22:25] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d6 Violescence --> [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
  113. [22:25] <Anastasia_Locke> Bluh
  114. [22:25] <Roland> !roll 2#2d6+5 thalix and ana respectively
  115. [22:25] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 2#2d6+5 thalix and ana respectively --> [ 2d6=5 ]{10}, [ 2d6=3 ]{8}
  116. [22:25] <Anastasia_Locke> One day it'll work
  117. [22:25] <Thalix_Scolas> lol
  118. [22:25] <Roland> That's not too bad, actually. You kids will live for now.
  119. [22:25] <Thalix_Scolas> *dies immediately*
  120. [22:25] <Roland> Darn it, Thalix.
  121. [22:26] <Anastasia_Locke> You had one job
  122. [22:26] <Thalix_Scolas> I know I know, I just wasn't qualified
  123. [22:26] <Roland> That is the end of his turn. he spends the rest of his turn being nervous about the prospect of being abducted by aliens.
  124. [22:26] <Roland> After you, Miss Locke.
  125. [22:26] <Thalix_Scolas> XD
  126. [22:26] <Anastasia_Locke> "Aliens aren't the issue."
  127. [22:26] <Thalix_Scolas> "We ar3"
  128. [22:26] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8 Flaming Strike 2 with Vampiric Baton
  129. [22:26] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 Flaming Strike 2 with Vampiric Baton --> [ 1d20=16 ]{24}
  130. [22:27] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 3d4+8 damage
  131. [22:27] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 3d4+8 damage --> [ 3d4=5 ]{13}
  132. [22:27] <Roland> Impressive! If only you had multistrike, like a certain dashing grubslinger I know!
  133. [22:27] <Anastasia_Locke> !roll 1d3 to determine stat
  134. [22:27] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d3 to determine stat --> [ 1d3=3 ]{3}
  135. [22:27] <Roland> Or flurry.
  136. [22:27] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4 Con drain
  137. [22:27] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4 Con drain --> [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
  138. [22:27] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d8 duration
  139. [22:27] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d8 duration --> [ 1d8=3 ]{3}
  140. [22:27] <Anastasia_Locke> For the next 3 turns, the giclops has -3 Con and Ana has +1
  141. [22:28] <Thalix_Scolas> ((i can't wait until the troll tcg cards
  142. [22:28] <Anastasia_Locke> It's also on fire for the next two turns
  143. [22:28] <Roland> -3 mod, or -3 ability score?
  144. [22:28] <Anastasia_Locke> Score
  145. [22:28] <Thalix_Scolas> so Ana and Thalix fights are just super complex))
  146. [22:28] <Roland> Okay. Who gave you that weapon? Serk? Jesus Christ
  147. [22:28] <Anastasia_Locke> Mindkind to hit again as minor action
  148. [22:28] <Roland> Anyway, I *think* you still have a minor
  149. [22:28] <Thalix_Scolas> his reputation preceeds him
  150. [22:28] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8
  151. [22:28] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{16}
  152. [22:28] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 3d4
  153. [22:28] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 3d4 --> [ 3d4=11 ]{11}
  154. [22:28] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d3
  155. [22:28] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d3 --> [ 1d3=2 ]{2}
  156. [22:29] <Anastasia_Locke> !roll 1d4 Dex drain
  157. [22:29] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4 Dex drain --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  158. [22:29] <Anastasia_Locke> !roll 1d8 duration
  159. [22:29] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d8 duration --> [ 1d8=1 ]{1}
  160. [22:29] <Anastasia_Locke> -1 Dex and +1 Dex for 1 turn
  161. [22:29] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn.
  162. [22:29] <Anastasia_Locke> "Darn right we are."
  163. [22:30] <Roland> Okay. I think I got all that.
  164. [22:30] <Roland> After you, Mr. Scolas.
  165. [22:30] <Roland> I'm trusting you to keep up with your bonuses, strat.
  166. [22:30] <Anastasia_Locke> I am
  167. [22:30] <Thalix_Scolas> ((between [sword name here], Ana's ...that, and the upcoming Troll Cards, these fights will be complex chaos))
  168. [22:31] <Roland> S'okay. Options are good, Thalix.
  169. [22:31] <Thalix_Scolas> you should see the card mechanics
  170. [22:31] <Roland> Now start whaling on this giclops so you can earn a buttload of XP and grist
  171. [22:31] <Roland> Seriously: all you have to do to hit him is literally not critfail.
  172. [22:32] <Thalix_Scolas> Mr Scolas turns promptly to the rude gentlemen and delivers a good whollop to his noggin
  173. [22:32] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  174. [22:32] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{7}
  175. [22:32] <Roland> See?! It's that easy. Roll damage
  176. [22:32] <Anastasia_Locke> You didn't critfail!
  177. [22:32] <Thalix_Scolas> imeanhonestly
  178. [22:32] <Thalix_Scolas> YAY
  179. [22:32] <Thalix_Scolas> there is usually no middle ground for Thalix rolls
  180. [22:32] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 3d6+5
  181. [22:32] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 3d6+5 --> [ 3d6=10 ]{15}
  182. [22:33] <Roland> Damn son, where'd you find thi-AHEM! He takes 15 damage. Roll your effects
  183. [22:33] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d3
  184. [22:33] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d3 --> [ 1d3=3 ]{3}
  185. [22:33] <Roland> Yeah, that burns. Probably.
  186. [22:33] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d4
  187. [22:33] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  188. [22:33] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d4
  189. [22:33] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  190. [22:33] <Roland> Two turns for two damage a piece. I gotchu
  191. [22:33] <Thalix_Scolas> *chest bumps*
  192. [22:34] <Roland> I'm just gonna do it Roo_inline style and give him the damage upfront.
  193. [22:34] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix poses very anime action scene like and let's loose a card of brilliant pain
  194. [22:34] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  195. [22:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{17}
  196. [22:34] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d4
  197. [22:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  198. [22:35] <Thalix_Scolas> everything is coming up Thalix
  199. [22:35] <Thalix_Scolas> End Turn
  200. [22:35] <Roland> He takes 4 damage like a huge asshole. Who also happens to be excellent at Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Let him show you in a good grapple, Ana.
  201. [22:35] <Roland> !roll 1d20+10 grapple
  202. [22:35] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 1d20+10 grapple --> [ 1d20=1 ]{11}
  203. [22:35] <Anastasia_Locke> :)
  204. [22:36] <Thalix_Scolas> hehe
  205. [22:36] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Do I need to roll to resist a critfail?))
  206. [22:36] <Roland> Maybe he's not so good at it, after all. Kek. Probably comes from being punch-drunk and living in Quebec for so long.
  207. [22:36] <Roland> Nah.
  208. [22:36] <Roland> He grabs you, but ballistic violescence procs immediately.
  209. [22:37] <Roland> !roll 2d6+5 damage
  210. [22:37] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 2d6+5 damage --> [ 2d6=6 ]{11}
  211. [22:37] <Roland> He takes 5 damage
  212. [22:37] <Roland> He flails in something that could be construed as a punch at Thalix
  213. [22:37] <Roland> !roll 1d20+5
  214. [22:37] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{23}
  215. [22:37] <Roland> Thalix takes 6 damage
  216. [22:37] <Thalix_Scolas> why bby
  217. [22:38] <Roland> Because he, like every other rational being in the universe, is scared as fuck of Ana.
  218. [22:38] <Thalix_Scolas> good point
  219. [22:38] <Roland> He loses several seconds of time from all the concussions he's suffered in the Octagon, and ends his turn.
  220. [22:38] <Roland> Ana, you're up to bat.
  221. [22:39] * Anastasia_Locke takes that way too literally, and goes for a homerun
  222. [22:39] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8 Power Attack 5
  223. [22:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 Power Attack 5 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{12}
  224. [22:39] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 3d4+8+5d4
  225. [22:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 3d4+8+5d4 --> [ 3d4=6 5d4=9 ]{23}
  226. [22:39] <Thalix_Scolas> good God
  227. [22:39] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d3 stat
  228. [22:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d3 stat --> [ 1d3=1 ]{1}
  229. [22:39] <Roland> Apparently, they play baseball quite vigorously in Russia. He takes 23 damage, and becomes slightly more impressed with your performance.
  230. [22:39] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4 Str drain
  231. [22:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4 Str drain --> [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  232. [22:39] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d8 duration
  233. [22:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d8 duration --> [ 1d8=8 ]{8}
  234. [22:40] <Anastasia_Locke> -2 Str for 8 turns
  235. [22:40] <Anastasia_Locke> Fun
  236. [22:40] <Roland> Excellent!
  237. [22:40] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8 Offhand
  238. [22:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 Offhand --> [ 1d20=10 ]{18}
  239. [22:40] <Thalix_Scolas> I wonder if I could slap stat drain onto my sword
  240. [22:40] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 3d4
  241. [22:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 3d4 --> [ 3d4=10 ]{10}
  242. [22:40] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  243. [22:40] <Thalix_Scolas> and eventually make the name take a full minute to type out
  244. [22:40] <Roland> Thalix, you need to step up your game, Sonny.
  245. [22:41] <Thalix_Scolas> You're right, pop!
  246. [22:41] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix gets determination from the dad he never had and puts his heart into this attack
  247. [22:41] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  248. [22:41] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{10}
  249. [22:41] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix has no heart
  250. [22:41] <Roland> Yeah, but he's got enough.
  251. [22:42] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 3d6+5
  252. [22:42] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 3d6+5 --> [ 3d6=9 ]{14}
  253. [22:42] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d3
  254. [22:42] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d3 --> [ 1d3=2 ]{2}
  255. [22:42] <Roland> Yeah, I'm guessing that burns.
  256. [22:42] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 2#1d4
  257. [22:42] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 2#1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}, [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  258. [22:42] <Thalix_Scolas> oooooooooooh
  259. [22:42] <Roland> 16 damage up front. Got it.
  260. [22:42] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix got a heart
  261. [22:43] <Roland> You're making good progress. He was bloodied after Thalix's first attack.
  262. [22:43] <Roland> This last round, I mean.
  263. [22:43] <Anastasia_Locke> "Woohoo!"
  264. [22:43] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix throws a card by putting it between his ear and spinning
  265. [22:43] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  266. [22:43] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{24}
  267. [22:43] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d4
  268. [22:43] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  269. [22:43] <Roland> :(
  270. [22:44] <Thalix_Scolas> : 0
  271. [22:44] <Thalix_Scolas> I guess it wouldn't have velocity to hurt anyway
  272. [22:44] <Thalix_Scolas> so this makes sense logically
  273. [22:44] <Thalix_Scolas> End Turn
  274. [22:44] <Roland> The giclops briefly considers showing you what Nick Diaz would call his, "Boring-ass Wrestling", then wonders why anyone would ever do that.
  275. [22:44] <Roland> He settles for punches instead.
  276. [22:44] <Roland> !roll 2#d20+5 thalix and ana respectively
  277. [22:44] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 2#d20+5 thalix and ana respectively --> [ 1d20=1 ]{6}, [ 1d20=18 ]{23}
  278. [22:44] <Anastasia_Locke> ((-2 Str, keep in mind))
  279. [22:45] <Thalix_Scolas> does it
  280. [22:45] <Thalix_Scolas> does not hit
  281. [22:45] <Thalix_Scolas> me
  282. [22:45] <Thalix_Scolas> du
  283. [22:45] <Roland> It doesn't hit you.
  284. [22:45] <Thalix_Scolas> ((my phone got weird for a sec there))
  285. [22:45] <Roland> He punches a little overzealously with the arm that he tried to hit you with, and injures his fist on the ground. He is limited to one punch next turn.
  286. [22:46] <Roland> Ana takes the hit, because that's still a 22 with -2 str
  287. [22:46] <Roland> !roll 2d6+4 because -2 str
  288. [22:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 2d6+4 because -2 str --> [ 2d6=6 ]{10}
  289. [22:47] <Roland> She takes 10 damage. How are you holding up, Ana?
  290. [22:47] * Anastasia_Locke winces. "Ooh, in a couple of seconds you're going to wish that didn't happen."
  291. [22:47] <Anastasia_Locke> 44/54 HP
  292. [22:47] <Thalix_Scolas> "You alr1ght An4?"
  293. [22:47] <Roland> Did you heal at some point during this fight?
  294. [22:47] <Anastasia_Locke> Mind Over Matter feat turns PP gain into HP gain
  295. [22:47] <Anastasia_Locke> So yes
  296. [22:47] <Roland> Ah. DAMN.
  297. [22:47] <Roland> That's broke as FUCK
  298. [22:48] <Anastasia_Locke> I'm not entirely sure why it's on the list, but if it got accepted...
  299. [22:48] <Anastasia_Locke> Twice...
  300. [22:48] * Roland ends Georges' turn while he marvels at how broke that is on a psion of Ana's caliber
  301. [22:48] <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah, time's up."
  302. [22:48] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8 Power Attack 6
  303. [22:48] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 Power Attack 6 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{25}
  304. [22:48] <Roland> After you, Ana. Really, I should ahve been hitting you harder.
  305. [22:49] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 3d4+8+6d4
  306. [22:49] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 3d4+8+6d4 --> [ 3d4=7 6d4=14 ]{29}
  307. [22:49] == AndChat|503424 [~AndChat50@2607:fb90:dc5:a027:99b1:4460:d65a:5759] has joined #rpgstuck_orwell
  308. [22:49] == Thalix_Scolas [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
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  310. [22:49] <Roland> darn it, thalix.
  311. [22:49] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d3 stat
  312. [22:49] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d3 stat --> [ 1d3=3 ]{3}
  313. [22:49] <Thalix_Scolas> that was odd
  314. [22:50] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4 Con drain
  315. [22:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4 Con drain --> [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
  316. [22:50] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d8 duration
  317. [22:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d8 duration --> [ 1d8=2 ]{2}
  318. [22:50] <Anastasia_Locke> Offhand
  319. [22:50] <Roland> The giclops has 12.2% HP remaining.
  320. [22:50] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8
  321. [22:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{26}
  322. [22:50] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 3d4
  323. [22:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 3d4 --> [ 3d4=7 ]{7}
  324. [22:50] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d3
  325. [22:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d3 --> [ 1d3=3 ]{3}
  326. [22:50] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4 Con some more
  327. [22:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4 Con some more --> [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
  328. [22:50] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d8
  329. [22:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d8 --> [ 1d8=5 ]{5}
  330. [22:50] <Roland> 7%
  331. [22:50] <Anastasia_Locke> End
  332. [22:51] <Roland> Take it away, Thalix. Give me a coup de grace so I don't have to dizzy my head keeping track of all these drains
  333. [22:51] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix decides to instead of fighting take a nap
  334. [22:51] <Roland> F
  335. [22:51] <Thalix_Scolas> AND SLEEP WALK FIGHT
  336. [22:51] <Roland> oh, less F then
  337. [22:51] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  338. [22:51] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{15}
  339. [22:51] <Roland> FINISH HIM.
  340. [22:51] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 3d6+5
  341. [22:51] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 3d6+5 --> [ 3d6=14 ]{19}
  342. [22:51] <Roland> FATALITY.
  343. [22:51] <Thalix_Scolas> DIEDIEDIE
  344. [22:52] <Roland> The giclops explodes into a lovely shower of grist.
  345. [22:52] <Roland> Suddenly, from the distance, you hear a lich.
  346. [22:52] <Roland> Hey, it's Nick Diaz!
  347. [22:52] <Thalix_Scolas> woah
  348. [22:52] <Roland> "Giclops ain't got no hitters, homies."
  349. [22:52] <Roland> *Giclopes. You get the gist.
  350. [22:52] == AndChat|503424 [~AndChat50@2607:fb90:dc5:a027:99b1:4460:d65a:5759] has quit [Ping timeout: 198 seconds]
  351. [22:52] <Roland> Roll initiative once more.
  352. [22:52] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2
  353. [22:52] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{21}
  354. [22:53] <Thalix_Scolas> more like
  355. [22:53] <Thalix_Scolas> you get the grist
  356. [22:53] <Anastasia_Locke> Ayy
  357. [22:53] <Roland> !roll 1d20+2
  358. [22:53] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{11}
  359. [22:53] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  360. [22:53] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{24}
  361. [22:53] <Roland> Alrighty! Thalix, Ana, Nick.
  362. [22:53] <Roland> Sic 'em.
  363. [22:53] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix runs to the great Nick
  364. [22:54] <Roland> "STOCKTON, 209! WUT! WUT! WUT!"
  365. [22:54] <Thalix_Scolas> ((does the giclops kill also give me a bonus major?))
  366. [22:54] <Roland> Nah. You rerolled initiative. I'm considering this another strife. If you wanna roll hit dice real quick, you can to regenerate
  367. [22:54] <Roland> ((brb; using the john))
  368. [22:55] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  369. [22:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{13}
  370. [22:55] * Anastasia_Locke boops Thalix
  371. [22:55] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4 Heal
  372. [22:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4 Heal --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  373. [22:56] <Thalix_Scolas> it's the thought that counts
  374. [22:56] <Anastasia_Locke> That hit point could save your life
  375. [22:56] <Thalix_Scolas> "Oh gets, thanks An4!"
  376. [22:56] <Thalix_Scolas> hey*
  377. [22:57] <Anastasia_Locke> "Any time! I think I have some of Kaz's Doritos, if you're still hurt?"
  378. [22:57] <Thalix_Scolas> ((i wanna see how we could fair in a noncanon strife against something ridiculous))
  379. [22:58] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Wanna try for the first ever titachnid kill?))
  380. [22:58] <Thalix_Scolas> ((fuck. yes))
  381. [22:59] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Can we do that after Nick Diaz?))
  382. [22:59] <Roland> Anyway, I'm gonna count that roll from earlier. You hit him, barely passing his AC
  383. [22:59] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 3d6+5
  384. [22:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 3d6+5 --> [ 3d6=9 ]{14}
  385. [22:59] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d3
  386. [22:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d3 --> [ 1d3=2 ]{2}
  387. [23:00] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 2#1d4
  388. [23:00] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 2#1d4 --> [ 1d4=3 ]{3}, [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
  389. [23:00] <Thalix_Scolas> doubles every time
  390. [23:00] <Roland> Kay.
  391. [23:00] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix must hate monopoly
  392. [23:01] <Anastasia_Locke> Nah, he always draws the get out of jail free cards
  393. [23:01] <Roland> Heh. Do you wanna do anything else with your turn, Thalix?
  394. [23:01] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  395. [23:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{18}
  396. [23:01] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d4
  397. [23:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  398. [23:02] <Roland> This grubslinger's opinion is that you should alchemize better cards. Really could help your damage output in the long run. Ah, but you have stuff in the works, don't you?
  399. [23:02] <Anastasia_Locke> ((We're actually grinding to be able to afford the upgrade, yeah))
  400. [23:02] <Thalix_Scolas> the new sword is a small crawlspace for the stupidest thing that would have been a long crab
  401. [23:03] <Thalix_Scolas> ((autocorrect made a story ))
  402. [23:03] <Roland> Damn.
  403. [23:03] <Roland> Anyway, you end your turn?
  404. [23:03] <Thalix_Scolas> Yes
  405. [23:03] <Roland> Hold up ana
  406. [23:03] * Anastasia_Locke holds up
  407. [23:03] <Thalix_Scolas> brb gonna find new card mechanics
  408. [23:03] <Roland> I'll bet you 50 T4 grist apiece that you can kill this thing in one turn.
  409. [23:04] <Anastasia_Locke> I was hoping to find out, yeah
  410. [23:04] <Roland> do 31 or more damage.
  411. [23:04] <Anastasia_Locke> inb4 I critfail and explode
  412. [23:04] <Roland> Ballistic violescence procs against your self-explosive damage.
  413. [23:04] <Roland> Go ahead
  414. [23:04] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8 to hit
  415. [23:04] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 to hit --> [ 1d20=8 ]{16}
  416. [23:04] <Anastasia_Locke> Oh bb
  417. [23:04] <Roland> That's a start
  418. [23:04] <Roland> Roll damage.
  419. [23:04] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 3d4+8+8d4
  420. [23:04] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 3d4+8+8d8 --> [ 3d4=7 8d4=19 ]{34}
  421. [23:04] <Roland> Damn.
  422. [23:05] <Roland> I'll accept that, but next time, specify your power attack.
  423. [23:05] <Anastasia_Locke> Power Attack 8
  424. [23:05] <Anastasia_Locke> Sorry
  425. [23:07] <Roland> Cool.
  426. [23:07] <Roland> Okay.
  427. [23:07] <Roland> Before we go off running crazy titachnid strifes
  428. [23:07] <Roland> Let's roll grist and XP
  429. [23:08] <Roland> I'm going to nerf the giclops to 750 XP to account for his nerfed-ness
  430. [23:08] <Anastasia_Locke> Fair
  431. [23:08] <Roland> Each of you gain 510 XP
  432. [23:09] <Roland> !roll 2d10+20 build from imps
  433. [23:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 2d10+20 build from imps --> [ 2d10=10 ]{30}
  434. [23:09] <Roland> !roll 2#d2
  435. [23:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 2#d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
  436. [23:09] <Roland> !roll 2d8
  437. [23:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 2d8 --> [ 2d8=9 ]{9}
  438. [23:10] <Roland> !roll 35d12+1300
  439. [23:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 35d12+1300 --> [ 35d12=234 ]{1534}
  440. [23:10] <Roland> !roll 18d10+350
  441. [23:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 18d10+350 --> [ 18d10=105 ]{455}
  442. [23:11] <Roland> !roll 7d8+110
  443. [23:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 7d8+110 --> [ 7d8=35 ]{145}
  444. [23:11] <Roland> !roll 2d6+30
  445. [23:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 2d6+30 --> [ 2d6=5 ]{35}
  446. [23:12] <Roland> !roll 1d8+8
  447. [23:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 1d8+8 --> [ 1d8=7 ]{15}
  448. [23:12] <Roland> !roll 1d2
  449. [23:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
  450. [23:12] <Roland> :(
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  452. [23:12] <Roland> Hold up y'all
  453. [23:12] <Roland> Gotta roll some grist real quick
  454. [23:12] <Roland> !roll 20d10+400
  455. [23:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 20d10+400 --> [ 20d10=116 ]{516}
  456. [23:13] <Roland> !roll 8d8+125
  457. [23:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 8d8+125 --> [ 8d8=37 ]{162}
  458. [23:13] <Roland> !roll 3d6+40
  459. [23:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 3d6+40 --> [ 3d6=12 ]{52}
  460. [23:13] <Roland> !roll 1d10+10
  461. [23:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 1d10+10 --> [ 1d10=3 ]{13}
  462. [23:13] <Roland> !roll 1d2
  463. [23:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
  464. [23:13] <Roland> !roll 2d6
  465. [23:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 2d6 --> [ 2d6=4 ]{4}
  466. [23:13] <Roland> !roll 2d8
  467. [23:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 2d8 --> [ 2d8=10 ]{10}
  468. [23:14] <Roland> Thalix_Scolas Anastasia_Locke
  469. [23:14] <Anastasia_Locke> Eeyup?
  470. [23:14] <Thalix_Scolas> yo
  471. [23:14] <Roland> Lemme calculate your final grist totals
  472. [23:14] <Thalix_Scolas> kk
  473. [23:14] <Thalix_Scolas> thx
  474. [23:14] <Roland> Ana, would you consider being generous and applying fine booty to the entire sum? You get the same amount of grist either way, but I wanted to ask before I did so
  475. [23:14] <Anastasia_Locke> I will, yeah
  476. [23:15] <Thalix_Scolas> :)
  477. [23:15] <Anastasia_Locke> Turns out that's how the rules work
  478. [23:15] <Anastasia_Locke> Did not realize I could do that
  479. [23:15] <Roland> What's your current level? 11?
  480. [23:16] <Anastasia_Locke> 10
  481. [23:16] <Roland> Apply XP, then tell me if it's still 10
  482. [23:16] <Anastasia_Locke> 11 if those things were worth 267 XP
  483. [23:16] <Roland> You gained 510 XP apiece, remember?
  484. [23:16] <Anastasia_Locke> Then yeah 11
  485. [23:17] <Anastasia_Locke> Missed that, sorry
  486. [23:17] <Roland> Fine booty has been applied to all of these totals
  487. [23:17] <Roland> 3224 build
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  489. [23:17] <Roland> 970 T1
  490. [23:17] <Roland> 305 T2
  491. [23:17] <Roland> 74 T3
  492. [23:17] <Roland> 39 T4
  493. [23:18] <Roland> Those haven't been split
  494. [23:18] <Thalix_Scolas> this is gonna help so much with alchemy
  495. [23:18] <Anastasia_Locke> So much
  496. [23:18] <Roland> Oh, yes
  497. [23:18] <Roland> I'm splitting the numbers real quick on a spreadsheet
  498. [23:18] <Anastasia_Locke> You can have the extra T2 if I can get the extra T4
  499. [23:19] <Thalix_Scolas> sure
  500. [23:19] <Roland> I'm rounding to the nearest whole
  501. [23:19] <Roland> Oh, yes, Strat won the bet, as well
  502. [23:19] <Roland> Get 50 extra T4
  503. [23:19] <Roland> apiece
  504. [23:19] <Anastasia_Locke> Albeit with some weird numbers, but we'll take it!
  505. [23:19] <Anastasia_Locke> Is that with or without Fine Booty multiplying it?
  506. [23:20] <Roland> The 50 extra isn't subject to fine booty, I'm afraid, but it's hard to argue with 50 extra T4
  507. [23:20] <Anastasia_Locke> Yeah
  508. [23:20] <Anastasia_Locke> Had to check
  509. [23:21] <Roland> 1612 build 485 T1 153 T2 27 T3 20 T4
  510. [23:21] <Roland> 1612 build 485 T1 153 T2 27 T3 20 T4
  511. [23:21] <Roland> Add the extra 50 for 70 T4 apiece
  512. [23:21] <Roland> Anyway. have fun with that. My players need this room.
  513. [23:22] <Roland> So shoo!
  514. [23:22] <Roland> I'll paste
  515. [23:22] <Anastasia_Locke> Aright
  516. [23:22] <Anastasia_Locke> Lemme just pastebin
  517. [23:22] * squirrelyAdonis flops sexily in
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