CoolLegatoDude

best game ever

May 21st, 2012
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  1. import java.util.Scanner;
  2.  
  3. public class HouseGame {
  4.     public static Scanner lue = new Scanner (System.in);
  5.         public static void Kitchen () {
  6.         int loop = 0;
  7.             System.out.println("You are in your kitchen, what would you like to do?\n---------------------------------------------------");
  8.             System.out.println("a) wear your funky glasses and just chill out like the chill dude you are\nb)flip your shit and eat that chocolatey cake that's on the table\nc)run naked through the street\nd)call a prank call\n");
  9.             char choose = '0';
  10.             choose = lue.next().charAt(0);
  11.             if (choose == 'a')
  12.                 Dude();
  13.             if (choose == 'b')
  14.                 Sister();
  15.             if (choose =='c')
  16.                 Police();
  17.             if (choose == 'd')
  18.                 Fail();
  19.         }
  20.        
  21.         public static void Dude() {
  22.             System.out.println("You decide to just chill like the chilliest dude on mount chillmore. Wow, are you ever chill.");
  23.             System.out.println("...");
  24.             char choose = '0';
  25.             choose = lue.next().charAt(0);
  26.             Kitchen();
  27.         }
  28.        
  29.         public static void Sister() {
  30.             System.out.println("You eat the cake. It's so chocolatey, it's ridiculous. You wonder, how such an amount of chocolate can even be in one cake. My god is this cake chocolatey. You think it has all the chocolate. ALL OF IT.");
  31.             System.out.println("...");
  32.             char choose = '0';
  33.             choose = lue.next().charAt(0);
  34.             System.out.println("Your sister walks in (yeah, you have one. Better luck next time) and asks you where the cake is.");
  35.             System.out.println("...");
  36.             choose = '0';
  37.             choose = lue.next().charAt(0);
  38.             System.out.println("a)Cake?\nb)Oh I ate it\nc)I think the dog ate it\nd)*Run away*\n");
  39.             choose = '0';
  40.             choose = lue.next().charAt(0);
  41.             if (choose == 'a') {
  42.                 System.out.println("Your sister replies: \"The one in your hand. That cake was for my wedding!\"");
  43.                 System.out.println("...");
  44.                 choose = '0';
  45.                 choose = lue.next().charAt(0);
  46.                 System.out.println("She grabs a knife and stabs you to your eye. You are dead.");
  47.             }
  48.         if (choose == 'b') {
  49.             System.out.println("\"WHAT?! You will bake me a new one RIGHT FUCKING AWAY.\"");
  50.             System.out.println("...");
  51.             choose = '0';
  52.             choose = lue.next().charAt(0);
  53.             System.out.println("a)Okay\nb)No\n");
  54.             choose = '0';
  55.             choose = lue.next().charAt(0);
  56.             if (choose == 'a') {
  57.                 System.out.println("Thank you. I really need that cake. It's for my wedding.");
  58.                 System.out.println("...");
  59.                 choose = '0';
  60.                 choose = lue.next().charAt(0);
  61.                 System.out.println("You live your life happily ever after, you sad, sad person");
  62.             }
  63.             if (choose == 'b') {
  64.                 System.out.println("Your sister takes your glasses, instantly wearing off your chill attitude. You are dead.");
  65.             }
  66.         }
  67.         if (choose == 'c') {
  68.             System.out.println("The programmer has grown tired, it's goddamn 1:22am. Nothing happens and suddenly you die.");
  69.         }
  70.         if (choose == 'd') {
  71.             System.out.println("You run away. Far away. But as you run away from your confused sister, you don't notice the sewer in front of you. You trip and fall. You are dead.");
  72.         }
  73.     }
  74.     public static void Police() {
  75.         System.out.println("Your run through the street with not even a leaf to cover your nudity, whatever your gender is, I don't really care.");
  76.         System.out.println("...");
  77.         char choose = '0';
  78.         choose = lue.next().charAt(0);
  79.         System.out.println("A police officer stops you: \"Oi! What are you doing? Come over here!\"");
  80.         System.out.println("...");
  81.         choose = '0';
  82.         choose = lue.next().charAt(0);
  83.         System.out.println("a)Stop\nb)RUN!\n");
  84.         choose = '0';
  85.         choose = lue.next().charAt(0);
  86.         if (choose == 'a') {
  87.             System.out.println("You stop. The police smashes you against a wall and you hear a loud crack. Your skull has broken. You die of a brain hemorrhage a week later");
  88.         }
  89.         if (choose == 'b') {
  90.             System.out.println("You decide to run away, and boy, do you ever run. Three days after you find yourself in a desert, lost. You die two days later.");
  91.         }
  92.     }
  93.     public static void Fail() {
  94.         System.out.println("You try calling a random number, so you can do the trolliest of your troll calls.");
  95.         System.out.println("...");
  96.         char choose = '0';
  97.         choose = lue.next().charAt(0);
  98.         System.out.println("The line's cut....");
  99.     }
  100.     public static void main (String[] arskjfa) {
  101.         Kitchen();
  102.     }
  103. }
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