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Curse of Strahd 2- The Real Dark Souls Starts Here

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  1. Agidius is disconnected.
  2. Agidius has connected.
  3. MarthTrinity has connected.
  4. tirkaroKujo:
  5. ANYWAY LET'S BEGIN
  6.  
  7. Gillian:
  8. WHEN WE LAST LEFT OUR HEROES...
  9.  
  10. Alise:
  11. Ismark was about to be a few feet shorter.
  12.  
  13. Tarron:
  14. clothes
  15.  
  16. Animated Armor:
  17. As soon as you move up the stairwell, the man who was tagging along with you is suddenly caught off gaurd and gets sparta kicked by a lone suit of armor down the stairwell "BWAAARGH!" 16
  18.  
  19. Ismark:
  20. 20 "By The Moon Maiden!"
  21.  
  22. Ismark:
  23. Ismark dodge rolls out of the way tho!
  24.  
  25. Animated Armor:
  26. "Gwoooorrgh..." The animated armor unsheathes its sword, and prepares for battle! 6 init
  27.  
  28. Gillian:
  29. "Ha! Finally, something's moving in this house!"
  30.  
  31. Gillian:
  32. 11
  33.  
  34. Alise:
  35. 23
  36.  
  37. Gillian:
  38. "Nice moves there, guy!"
  39.  
  40. Ismark:
  41. 16 "Ye get used to it 'round these parts...."
  42. Alise has received initiative.
  43. Alise: (( should we get on a call? ))
  44.  
  45. scb radio:
  46. NOW PLAYING Tower Knight/Penetrator https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f__lLLoe6D0
  47.  
  48. Tarron:
  49. 22
  50.  
  51. Alise:
  52. 16
  53.  
  54. Animated Armor:
  55. Your attack simply chinks off that amazing armor!
  56. Tarron has received initiative.
  57.  
  58. Animated Armor:
  59. the animated armor does that machamp flex thing
  60.  
  61. Alise:
  62. "Wah..!"
  63.  
  64. Gillian:
  65. "No use slashing at it, we're just going to have to smash right through!"
  66.  
  67. Ismark:
  68. "Gracious, why would you take that thing head-on? It seems to have the resolve of a true veteran warrior!"
  69.  
  70. Ismark:
  71. Ismark moves to the side and tries to find a weak spot....! 14
  72.  
  73. Ismark:
  74. ...but it simply deflects off as well!
  75. Gillian has received initiative.
  76.  
  77. Gillian:
  78. Gillan sidesteps behind the armor, and attempts to lock his arms in a grapple!
  79.  
  80. Gillian:
  81. 9
  82.  
  83. Animated Armor:
  84. 17
  85.  
  86. Animated Armor:
  87. The armor easily shoves your tiny baby hands aside for trying to lay a finger on it!
  88.  
  89. Gillian:
  90. Gillian gets lightly knocked against the wall. "Oof, well, that didn't work."
  91.  
  92. Animated Armor:
  93. ...and then retaliates with two slams of its fists! 23 21
  94.  
  95. Animated Armor:
  96. 4 4
  97. Alise has received initiative.
  98.  
  99. Gillian:
  100. Gillian is healed and gains 0 hit points.
  101.  
  102. Gillian:
  103. Gillian loses 8 hit points.
  104.  
  105. Alise:
  106. "Eeep! Master!"
  107.  
  108. Gillian:
  109. "Ugwah!"
  110.  
  111. Tarron:
  112. "Oh my...Screaming and thumping? From above? Have they left me here?"
  113.  
  114. Ismark:
  115. "Okay, it appears that engaging this foul creature is an unwise idea at this range....I've got to use my head..."
  116.  
  117. Alise:
  118. Alise takes another swing at the suit of armor, "D-..don't hurt him!" 10
  119.  
  120. Animated Armor:
  121. *clink* "Goowoooh?" The Armor turns its head towards you now.
  122. Tarron has received initiative.
  123.  
  124. Alise:
  125. 16
  126.  
  127. Animated Armor:
  128. *double clink*
  129.  
  130. Alise:
  131. "Uwaaaaah~!"
  132.  
  133. Tarron:
  134. Gonna use Tides of Chaos to give myself Advantage on this
  135.  
  136. Tarron:
  137. canceling the Disadvantage from you assholes
  138.  
  139. Tarron:
  140. 24 Chromatic Orb @ Armor
  141. Agidius is disconnected.
  142.  
  143. Animated Armor:
  144. noooo
  145.  
  146. Animated Armor:
  147. did everyone die
  148.  
  149. Alise:
  150. Noooo, agi did.
  151.  
  152. Tarron:
  153. 15
  154.  
  155. Tarron:
  156. 4
  157.  
  158. Animated Armor:
  159. Animated Armor loses 15 hit points.
  160. Agidius has connected.
  161.  
  162. Animated Armor:
  163. "Gwoaoaaugh!" The armor stumbles after getting zapped by chaos magicks!
  164.  
  165. Ismark:
  166. "We've damaged it defenses! Now let's see if I can..." 8
  167. Gillian has received initiative.
  168.  
  169. Gillian:
  170. RAGE.
  171.  
  172. Animated Armor:
  173. But he still livin
  174.  
  175. Gillian:
  176. 23 22 GILLIAN AIMS TO GRAPPLE HIS ASS AGAIN
  177.  
  178. Animated Armor:
  179. 13
  180.  
  181. Gillian:
  182. "ALISE, MOVE!" Gillian grabs the suit of armor in a full nelson, and shoves it through the banister, splintering it into dust!
  183.  
  184. Alise:
  185. "YES, MASTER!"
  186.  
  187. Animated Armor:
  188. The animated armor stumbles over and is tripped up, falling down into the first floor!
  189.  
  190. Animated Armor:
  191. ....but then tries to grab the railing on the 2nd floor! 1
  192.  
  193. Animated Armor:
  194. He succeeds, but his massive weight breaks the railing instantly, not breaking its fall whatsoever 4
  195.  
  196. Animated Armor:
  197. Animated Armor loses 4 hit points.
  198.  
  199. Animated Armor:
  200. 5
  201.  
  202. Animated Armor:
  203. Animated Armor loses 5 hit points.
  204.  
  205. Gillian:
  206. "Hoof... that'll slow it down!"
  207.  
  208. Ismark:
  209. Ismark looks down past the bannister. "Is it done with now?"
  210.  
  211. Ismark:
  212. "We should be able to safely explore now...thanks to your efforts!"
  213.  
  214. Tarron:
  215. "My! Truly you've shown that armor who is the boss!"
  216.  
  217. Tarron:
  218. even tho you did less damage to it than i did
  219.  
  220. Gillian:
  221. "It might be - I think I still hear movement though."
  222.  
  223. Alise:
  224. "Are you alright master?! I-..I'm sorry I was so useless there! Thankfully Tarron was here to make up for my failures!" she sobs.
  225.  
  226. Ismark:
  227. "Tis was a troubling foe....our blades did nothing to it."
  228.  
  229. Gillian:
  230. "It's fine, Alise, don't worry so much!" Gillian rubs her head. "Just keep an ear out for it."
  231.  
  232. Tarron:
  233. "Metal is a good conductor! Lightning makes for a better sword!"
  234.  
  235. Alise:
  236. "O-..of course!"
  237.  
  238. Ismark:
  239. "I shall be on the lookout elsewhere now...."
  240.  
  241. Gillian:
  242. "Thanks for the assist there though, Tarron, I wasn't able to get my hands on it before."
  243.  
  244. Gillian:
  245. "Let's be a bit more careful with the rest of this house - hopefully that was the monster the kids were worried about."
  246.  
  247. Tarron:
  248. "Monster....? Why are you wearing a monster too?"
  249.  
  250. Ismark:
  251. The double doors to this room have dusty panes of stained glass set into them. Designs in the glass resemble windmills
  252.  
  253. Gillian:
  254. "Because this monster is DEAD!"
  255.  
  256. Tarron:
  257. Tarron is going to check out the other room
  258.  
  259. Ismark:
  260. You enter a dusty, cobweb-filled master bedroom with burgandy drapes covering the windows. Furnishings include a four poster bed, a pair of wardrobes, a vanity with a wood-framed mirror and a jewlery box.
  261.  
  262. Tarron:
  263. While Agi gets grumped
  264.  
  265. Ismark:
  266. @Agi
  267.  
  268. Ismark:
  269. Also there's a Dumbwaiter in the corner there.
  270.  
  271. Gillian:
  272. actually
  273.  
  274. Gillian:
  275. I should be on guard for the knight.
  276.  
  277. Gillian:
  278. actually wait Alise is doing that
  279.  
  280. Gillian:
  281. thx Alise
  282.  
  283. Ismark:
  284. "Hmm...." You enter a bedroom, with a large bed, but the main thing you should be noticing is the thin, woman-shaped figure sitting on the bed @Thrice
  285.  
  286. Ismark:
  287. "Excuse me miss? Are you a resident of this mansion?"
  288.  
  289. Tarron:
  290. "Not at all! Only asked by children to enter!"
  291.  
  292. Gillian:
  293. "Nothing in there besides a bit of jewelry. If those kids actually turn out to be ghosts, you can help yourself." @ Alise
  294.  
  295. Alise:
  296. "I most certainly hope they're not ghosts...but I appreciate your generosity, master! You treat me too well...!"
  297.  
  298. Ismark:
  299. "No, no, I was talking to that woman over theee...." As soon as the man points at the woman near the bed, she immediately leaps up at the ceiling and her head expands to ghoulish proportions!
  300.  
  301. Specter:
  302. "GUUWUHAAAAEEEEHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  303.  
  304. Gillian:
  305. 19 INIT
  306.  
  307. Specter:
  308. 5
  309.  
  310. Gillian:
  311. be wary of pincer attack
  312.  
  313. Alise:
  314. 24
  315.  
  316. Tarron:
  317. "O-oh... A spider?"
  318.  
  319. Ismark:
  320. 14 "Great galoshes! What on this plane is THAT!?"
  321.  
  322. Tarron:
  323. 13
  324.  
  325. Tarron:
  326. visions of spider
  327. Alise has received initiative.
  328.  
  329. Specter:
  330. You hear an ear-piercing scream coming from this room!
  331.  
  332. Tarron:
  333. "Awgh! Deafening! Why so loud? We only wish to cleanse the home of any evil ha--oh..."
  334.  
  335. Alise:
  336. Alise quickly scurries into the room only to see the spoop on the ceiling about to destroy Ismark Localeton's hopes and dreams. "Wah! Another monster!" 8
  337.  
  338. Alise:
  339. 11
  340.  
  341. Ismark:
  342. "There's evil right there, woman! Now cleanse it, quick!"
  343. Gillian has received initiative.
  344.  
  345. Alise:
  346. 23
  347.  
  348. Gillian:
  349. "I should've known I'd pick the wrong room!" 22 9
  350.  
  351. Gillian:
  352. 9 Gillian swings his handaxe
  353.  
  354. Specter:
  355. "Guwuhahgh!" The specter is slightly fazed from that attack
  356.  
  357. Specter:
  358. Specter loses 3 hit points.
  359.  
  360. Ismark:
  361. "Do we not have any magical enchantments for this?!" Ismark tries to pierce through it with his spear! 20
  362.  
  363. Ismark:
  364. 3
  365.  
  366. Specter:
  367. Specter loses 1 hit points.
  368. Tarron has received initiative.
  369.  
  370. Tarron:
  371. "I am having magic! Is that enough?"
  372.  
  373. Gillian:
  374. "That's plenty!"
  375.  
  376. Ismark:
  377. "C-close enough! Now blast it away!"
  378.  
  379. Tarron:
  380. 8 This is a spell attack
  381.  
  382. Tarron:
  383. a shitty one
  384.  
  385. Specter:
  386. The specter doesn't even notice that dumbass refrigerator thing
  387.  
  388. Specter:
  389. "KWHEEEEH" 2 simple targeting roll
  390.  
  391. Specter:
  392. The Specter grabs Gillian with glowing arms! 20
  393.  
  394. Alise:
  395. "Waaaaah! Why do bad things keep happening to master?!"
  396.  
  397. Gillian:
  398. "To be honest, I'm kind of used to it??"
  399.  
  400. Specter:
  401. 6 "KUWEEEEEHHH!" The Specter drains you of life!
  402.  
  403. Gillian:
  404. "Damn it though!"
  405.  
  406. Gillian:
  407. Gillian loses 6 hit points.
  408.  
  409. Specter:
  410. Now roll for constitution
  411.  
  412. Gillian:
  413. 10
  414.  
  415. Specter:
  416. u passed
  417.  
  418. Specter:
  419. somehow
  420. Alise has received initiative.
  421.  
  422. Alise:
  423. 9
  424.  
  425. Alise:
  426. 14
  427.  
  428. Alise:
  429. 20
  430.  
  431. Alise:
  432. 7
  433.  
  434. Ismark:
  435. "This creature can't be reasoned with whatsoever!!!"
  436.  
  437. Specter:
  438. Specter loses 3 hit points.
  439.  
  440. Alise:
  441. "Don't hurt my master!" she cries, waving her sword wildly at the screaming woman.
  442. Gillian has received initiative.
  443.  
  444. Alise:
  445. 5
  446.    Error in body of roll.       Statement options (if any): if(dmgOrHealing == 0),CODE       Statement Body (first 200 characters): { [h:HP = HP - hpChange] [h:bar.Health = HP / MaxHP] [r:token.name] loses [r:hpChange] hit points. }; { [h:diff = MaxHP - HP] [h:HP = min(HP+hpChange, MaxHP)] [h:bar.Health
  447.  
  448. Specter:
  449. Specter loses 2 hit points.
  450.  
  451. Specter:
  452. Specter loses 1 hit points.
  453.  
  454. Gillian:
  455. "Argh, I can't take much more of this!" 10 Gillian shoves his lance at the creature's feet and makes to flip it over!
  456.  
  457. Specter:
  458. 3
  459.  
  460. Specter:
  461. Ths specter flips over like a patty!
  462.  
  463. Specter:
  464. "Gwweeh! Gweeeh! Kuyuah!"
  465.  
  466. Ismark:
  467. 8 20 "This is our chance! now let's strike at it!"
  468.  
  469. Ismark:
  470. 7
  471.  
  472. Specter:
  473. Specter loses 3 hit points.
  474. Tarron has received initiative.
  475.  
  476. Alise:
  477. "Good work, master!"
  478.  
  479. Tarron:
  480. 10 16 Tarron lunges at the creatures with a dagger! "Stabbing is not my forte..."
  481.  
  482. Tarron:
  483. 6
  484.  
  485. Specter:
  486. Specter loses 3 hit points.
  487.  
  488. Specter:
  489. 2
  490.  
  491. Specter:
  492. 19 The specter LEAPS up and grabs Ismark by the neck!
  493.  
  494. Specter:
  495. 13 And then drains his life!
  496.  
  497. Ismark:
  498. "GAUAUUGGHGH! I can't....carry on like this...."
  499.  
  500. Ismark:
  501. Ismark loses 13 hit points.
  502. Alise has received initiative.
  503.  
  504. Alise:
  505. 8
  506.  
  507. Ismark:
  508. Ismark falls to the ground with a thud
  509. Gillian has received initiative.
  510.  
  511. Gillian:
  512. 23 DON'T GOT MUCH ELSE BUT A LANCE.
  513.  
  514. Tarron:
  515. "Ismark! Oh, no.. But it looks as if it is struggling! All we must do is hit it once more, I am thin--oh...""
  516.  
  517. Gillian:
  518. 16
  519.  
  520. Specter:
  521. "GuuweeeeaAAAAHH!" As soon as you pierce through the specter, it explodes into a flash of light and smoke!
  522.  
  523. Specter:
  524. Specter loses 16 hit points.
  525.  
  526. Alise:
  527. "T-..that was scary..."
  528.  
  529. Specter:
  530. The bedroom contains a large bed, two end tables, and an empty wardrobe. Mounted on the wall next to the wardrobe is a full-length mirror with an ornate wooden frame carved to look like ivy and berries.
  531.  
  532. Specter:
  533. Anyone wanna make a percep roll
  534.  
  535. Gillian:
  536. 20 sure
  537.  
  538. Tarron:
  539. 10
  540.  
  541. Alise:
  542. 9
  543.  
  544. Ismark:
  545. You notice that behind a mirror in this room appears to be a secret door
  546.  
  547. Ismark:
  548. @Agi I guess
  549.  
  550. Gillian:
  551. "..." Gillian slides the mirror away carefully. "Alright, looks like this rabbit hole goes a bit deeper, but I don't think we should go much further than this. Hopefully this was the monster keeping this guy here."
  552.  
  553. Alise:
  554. "I hope there's no more monsters here..." She turns her attention to Gillian, "Are you alright, master..? I'm sorry, I should've done a better job of looking out for you..." Alise starts to tear up, "Next time, please throw my body in the way of their attack!"
  555.  
  556. Ismark:
  557. also u can now hear a slow clanking noise coming from outside the room
  558.  
  559. Gillian:
  560. greeeaat.
  561.  
  562. Gillian:
  563. alright well
  564.  
  565. Gillian:
  566. "Alise, there's no need for that!" Wincing, Gillian closes the door slowly. "I guess that wasn't enough to take the armor out..."
  567.  
  568. Tarron:
  569. "I do not think it was the monster..."
  570.  
  571. Animated Armor:
  572. The armor then stops clanking
  573.  
  574. Tarron:
  575. "He was seeming not to recognize it!"
  576.  
  577. Animated Armor:
  578. 2
  579.  
  580. Animated Armor:
  581. out
  582.  
  583. Animated Armor:
  584. you still hear nothing now
  585.  
  586. Tarron:
  587. "More importantly! There is being more to this room? But I see naught..."
  588.  
  589. Gillian:
  590. "..." Gillian whispers, "alright, Alise, I'm going to open the door - take the shot!"
  591.  
  592. Specter:
  593. sleep with me
  594.  
  595. Specter:
  596. we'll be best buds
  597.  
  598. Alise:
  599. "Uwaaah...I-..I'm sorry if I mess up...!"
  600.  
  601. Gillian:
  602. Gillian lies down low to the ground next to the door, hand reaching for the knob
  603.  
  604. Tarron:
  605. "Oh! I see it now!"
  606.  
  607. Animated Armor:
  608. no sound still
  609.  
  610. Gillian:
  611. He motions - three - two - one - and then twists the handle and throws open the door!
  612.  
  613. Animated Armor:
  614. the animated armor is back in its prior position, posing dramatically on the wall.
  615.  
  616. Animated Armor:
  617. its armor is slightly dented now though
  618.  
  619. Animated Armor:
  620. you feel like getting near this thing again is a bad idea...too bad it's difficult to leave this area otherwise
  621.  
  622. Animated Armor:
  623. if only there was another path...
  624.  
  625. Tarron:
  626. Tarron looks into the path beyond the mirror
  627.  
  628. Tarron:
  629. Poking her head in to investigate
  630.  
  631. Animated Armor:
  632. beyond th emirror are a bunch of stairs heading up
  633.  
  634. Alise:
  635. "I...maybe I shouldn't shoot...I don't want to activate it again..."
  636.  
  637. Gillian:
  638. Gillian looks up at the massive armored bloke - no motion whatsoever?
  639.  
  640. Animated Armor:
  641. it's super still, as such an armor is great at doing
  642.  
  643. Gillian:
  644. Right.
  645.  
  646. Gillian:
  647. Well.
  648.  
  649. Gillian:
  650. I'll just close this door then.
  651.  
  652. Animated Armor:
  653. ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
  654.  
  655. Gillian:
  656. "Okay, I guess it's not hostile anymore. That's nice."
  657.  
  658. Gillian:
  659. "That's, that's really nice."
  660.  
  661. Alise:
  662. "It's going to make getting out of here a pain...I hope spooky armor can't hold a grudge..."
  663.  
  664. Gillian:
  665. I'm gonna cut off the specter's head real quick.
  666.  
  667. Specter:
  668. i dunno its a lot of head
  669.  
  670. Specter:
  671. http://33.media.tumblr.com/057d7672213598bee0c7880eb1db61d3/tumblr_inline_mzse46koz31qhrpyu.jpg
  672.  
  673. Gillian:
  674. He walks out to the balcony. "Can either of you climb?"
  675.  
  676. Gillian:
  677. "It's a bit of a drop, but I have rope - actually, I think we all do."
  678.  
  679. Tarron:
  680. "Ahahaha! You jest! My spindly arms, be climbing? Only with stairs!"
  681. Specter:
  682. you look out and notice this is the 3rd floor, so u better have a lot of rope
  683.  
  684. Gillian:
  685. "Great."
  686.  
  687. Gillian:
  688. "Okay, look around, see if we can find any medicine."
  689.  
  690. Tarron:
  691. "Hmm..."
  692.  
  693. Alise:
  694. "I'm sorry I didn't bring any...! I figured we'd just be doing guard duty...I never would've imagined something like this would happen.."
  695.  
  696. Tarron:
  697. "The armor, could you distract it? My colours, they are powerful! Another ball, could destroy it!"
  698.  
  699. Animated Armor:
  700. The room Gill enters is apparently a nursery. The nursery contains a crib covered with a hanging black shroud
  701.  
  702. Animated Armor:
  703. Do u dare part the black shroud
  704.  
  705. Gillian:
  706. Yeah I'll pass.
  707.  
  708. Animated Armor:
  709. pussy
  710.  
  711. Gillian:
  712. "I could try... one hit's going to be enough to take me down, though."
  713.  
  714. Gillian:
  715. Gillian pushes the door open again.
  716.  
  717. Alise:
  718. "N-..nooooo!" I couldn't have you do that master!"
  719.  
  720. Animated Armor:
  721. gogogogogo
  722.  
  723. Tarron:
  724. "One hit is all I need!"
  725.  
  726. Gillian:
  727. "Alise?"
  728.  
  729. Alise:
  730. "I-...I can't let you risk your life like that...!" she sniffles out, "It's my duty to p-...protect and serve you...!"
  731.  
  732. Gillian:
  733. "Ugh... fine, I don't like it, but if you're volunteering - here." Gililan passes her his shield. "You'll need it."
  734.  
  735. Gillian:
  736. "I'll be right behind you if the orb isn't enough!"
  737.  
  738. Alise:
  739. "O-..okay..." Alise sniffles as she hides behind the shield, "E-...excuse me, Mr. Armor..."
  740.  
  741. Animated Armor:
  742. *shing*
  743.  
  744. Tarron:
  745. wrong, neighborhood, etc
  746.  
  747. Gillian:
  748. 16
  749.  
  750. Tarron:
  751. 9
  752.  
  753. Alise:
  754. She edges out of the room and around the corner. "Waaaaah..." 13
  755.  
  756. Animated Armor:
  757. 3
  758.  
  759. Gillian:
  760. I'll hold my action until after the armor acts.
  761. Gillian has received initiative.
  762. Alise has received initiative.
  763. Tarron has received initiative.
  764.  
  765. Alise:
  766. "Excuse me...?"
  767.  
  768. Animated Armor:
  769. the armor begins to move again and make its attack!
  770.  
  771. Tarron:
  772. "Chromatic Orb!" 16 26
  773.  
  774. Tarron:
  775. 15
  776.  
  777. Animated Armor:
  778. Animated Armor loses 15 hit points.
  779.  
  780. Animated Armor:
  781. But before it can, the armor crumbles into pieces! yaaay
  782.  
  783. Tarron:
  784. A giant disco orb of lightning blasts from Tarron's outstretched arms into the armor, and explodes into lightning!
  785.  
  786. Gillian:
  787. "Phew! Nice work, both of you! Now let's grab that sorry son of a bitch and get out of here!"
  788.  
  789. Tarron:
  790. less giant, more like
  791.  
  792. Tarron:
  793. smallish
  794.  
  795. Tarron:
  796. 47
  797.  
  798. Tarron:
  799. A unicorn controlled by the DM appears in a space within 5 feet of you, then disappears 1 minute later. 47-48
  800.  
  801. Gillian:
  802. Fucking
  803.  
  804. Gillian:
  805. called it
  806. Tokens dropped onto map 'DeathHouse' by player Agidius (Player)
  807.  
  808. Lunarcorn:
  809. Suddenly Always by Erasure begins to play as Tarron just somehow summons a small unicorn into the fray due to the might of that attack.
  810.  
  811. Lunarcorn:
  812. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc
  813.  
  814. Alise:
  815. "W-...why is there a unicorn here...?"
  816.  
  817. Lunarcorn:
  818. "WHY AM I HERE"
  819.  
  820. Tarron:
  821. "OOH! Is that a unicorn?! Majestically colourful!"
  822.  
  823. Lunarcorn:
  824. "I WAS JUST HAVING A PERFECTLY SWELL TIME IN THE FEYWILD HAVING TEA WITH FAIRIES AND NOW I'M IN THIS HORRIBLE PLANE"
  825.  
  826. Gillian:
  827. "Heck if I know! Maybe they're attracted to pretty lights?"
  828.  
  829. Lunarcorn:
  830. "So I suppose you summoned me. What do you require me for?"
  831.  
  832. Tarron:
  833. "Oohh...Ah! Could I...be having some of your hair? I am a seamstress...and unicorn hair makes for wonderful threading!"
  834.  
  835. Tarron:
  836. also it might be magic
  837.  
  838. Tarron:
  839. who knows
  840.  
  841. Lunarcorn:
  842. "Huh? Yeah sure, that's no hair off my back. Here you go." The Lunarcorn hands you over some of his mane hair.
  843.  
  844. Alise:
  845. "But that's literally hair off your back..."
  846.  
  847. Gillian:
  848. "Off its head, really."
  849.  
  850. Lunarcorn:
  851. "I didn't ask you mother fuc-" the unicorn disappears
  852.  
  853. Tarron:
  854. "Wondermazing! Unicorn hair!"
  855.  
  856. Tarron:
  857. She stows it away in a pocket
  858.  
  859. Gillian:
  860. "I'm just glad it didn't gore either of you. Or me."
  861.  
  862. Gillian:
  863. "But really, are other celestial beings going to show up and keep us from getting out of here, or can we get going?"
  864.  
  865. Alise:
  866. "You're so considerate, master..."
  867.  
  868. Animated Armor:
  869. Well if you simply carry on back to the exit with no distractions whatsoever, you make it pretty easily.
  870.  
  871. Animated Armor:
  872. with nothing stopping you...for now.
  873.  
  874. Animated Armor:
  875. You may now transition back to the other map.
  876. Alise has received initiative.
  877. Alise has received initiative.
  878. Tokens dropped onto map 'Hunters_rest' by player MarthTrinity (Player)
  879.  
  880. Rose:
  881. You finally make it outside of the house. "Uuugh...no....it's still there....I can still hear its screams....aaaaahhhh....." The children begin to cry to themselves as fog overtakes them, obscuring them from view. Once the fog clears up again, the children have disappeared from sight.
  882.  
  883. Rose:
  884. You feel like you haven't really gotten to the bottom of this, but for now, simply surviving this encounter fills you with enough determination to level you up.
  885.  
  886. Gillian:
  887. "...sheesh. I guess they were ghosts after all."
  888.  
  889. Gillian:
  890. "But that takes care of the kids at least, hopefully the curse was tied to em somehow.
  891.  
  892. Gillian:
  893. "
  894.  
  895. Gillian:
  896. I'll go ahead and try to carry him outside the range of the spellcursething
  897. tirkaroKujo:
  898. Now that you've gotten outside, the spooky town is still dead silent save for the continued cries of some woman as well as the sounds of a cart being pushed around the town
  899. Alise:
  900. 8
  901.  
  902. Gillian:
  903. 11
  904.  
  905. Gillian:
  906. SHIT
  907.  
  908. Tarron:
  909. 6
  910. Alise:
  911. The GM should be JUST A LITTLE BIT NICE!
  912. Alise:
  913. The GM is NOT ALL THAT SHIT!
  914.  
  915. Ismark:
  916. Ismark doesn't seem to be affected by the curse anymore...around town, if you look around, appears to be a large church, a mercantile, a tavern, a large mansion (not the one you were just at) and a cemetary.
  917.  
  918. Ismark:
  919. upon closer inspection, the tavern appears to be an inn as well...of course, the random lady crying comes from a random townhouse a hop skip and a jump away
  920.  
  921. Gillian:
  922. "Whew! Alright, that's this guy's problem taken care of. I'm heading to the tavern."
  923. Alise:
  924. "Coming, master!" Alise calls out, still lugging around Gillian's shield.
  925. Alise: (( Ah my face. ))
  926.  
  927. Tarron:
  928. Tarron searches Ismark's body for potions
  929.  
  930. Tarron:
  931. in case, you know
  932.  
  933. Tarron:
  934. he has a fuckin potion
  935. tirkaroKujo:
  936. A single shaft of light thrusts illumination into the main square, its brightness looking like a solid pillar in the heavy fog. Above the gaping doorway, a sign hangs precariously askew, proclaiming this to be the Blood on the Vine tavern.
  937.  
  938. Gillian:
  939. I think that goes against terms of service
  940.  
  941. Ismark:
  942. 1
  943.  
  944. Ismark:
  945. Ismark does indeed have a single potion of healing, congrats. He aslo possesses his trusty spear as well as chain mail and 30 gp.
  946.  
  947. Tarron:
  948. "Goodness! He was more prepared than we!" Tarron takes the potion of healing, and slowly trickles it down Ismark's throat, so that he's not dead. Assumedly he heals the like
  949.  
  950. Tarron:
  951. 7 Is that right
  952. Tokens dropped onto map 'Hunters_rest' by player Thrice (Player)
  953.  
  954. Ismark:
  955. You enter the tavern, seemingly grown shoddy over the years. Close inspection of the sign reveals that it originally read "Blood of the Vine." (An "n" has been scratched over with the "f.")
  956.  
  957. Ismark:
  958. A blazing fire in the hearth gives scant warmth to the few huddled souls within. They include the barkeep, three Vistani sitting together, and a man named Ismark Kolyanovich- Who would have been here if I hadn't arbitrarily forced him into the death house scenario.
  959.  
  960. Gillian:
  961. "Hey! Any of you recognize this guy?"
  962.  
  963. Packman:
  964. "Hey and welcome to- By GOD! Ismark, is that you? What have you DONE to the poor lad?!"
  965.  
  966. Tarron:
  967. Tarron blankly smiles at Ismark's face, wondering why he hasn't woken up yet, "I poured something down his mouth and he won't wake up!"
  968.  
  969. Packman:
  970. "Are ye servants of the devil? Please, I've done nothing wrong! At least go after me before you go for my family!"
  971.  
  972. Gillian:
  973. Am I in Vietnamese Crystal
  974.  
  975. Gillian:
  976. "Servants of the - you mean that Strahd guy? No, nothing like that!"
  977.  
  978. Ismark:
  979. "Guwaaah!" Ismark leaps out of Tarrons hands. "What happened? Am I dead yet? No, I can't let the devil steal my soul yet..."
  980.  
  981. Ismark:
  982. "It appears that specter got the best of me...but if I'm here, that means I'm finally free from that bloody houses' curse..."
  983.  
  984. Alise:
  985. "I'm only a servant of my master here...and he's not a servant of anyone."
  986.  
  987. Tarron:
  988. "Yay! That WAS a healing potion! I was worried for a moment!"
  989.  
  990. Gillian:
  991. "Haha, yep! You're welcome."
  992.  
  993. Packman:
  994. "Oh, is that where you've been all day....So, have any of ye come 'ere to drink your sorrows away then?"
  995.  
  996. Tarron:
  997. "I am not sure my companions are old enough..."
  998.  
  999. Ismark:
  1000. "Sure...come with me lad and laddettes. I'll pay for your wine."
  1001.  
  1002. Gillian:
  1003. "Old enough, schmold enough, gimme some booze."
  1004.  
  1005. Ismark:
  1006. "Least I owe for you getting me out of that sticky wicket."
  1007.  
  1008. Ismark:
  1009. You have a choice between Purple Grapemash no. 3 or the higher quality Red Dragon Crush. The latter is of much better quality than the former.
  1010.  
  1011. Gillian:
  1012. "So those kids just vanished when we left the house - is the stuff in there up for grabs, then?"
  1013.  
  1014. Ismark:
  1015. It doesn't matter which one u get tho since Ismark is paying for it all.
  1016.  
  1017. Ismark:
  1018. "I mean....I GUESS, but I wouldn't reccommend it. I believe that house must have been under a curse by Strahd..."
  1019.  
  1020. Tarron:
  1021. "Hmm...I would like the latter...but...Um, I will pay for some? I do not want to drain your coffers!"
  1022.  
  1023. Ismark:
  1024. oh wait here it is
  1025.  
  1026. Ismark:
  1027. purple grapemash no. 3 is 3cp, while red dragon crush is 1 sp
  1028.  
  1029. Gillian:
  1030. "Yeah, probably. Doesn't matter much if you don't recommend it, though - we only barely scratched the surface of that place. I found a secret passage behind the mirror after you got knocked out!"
  1031.  
  1032. Ismark:
  1033. "Eh, really? Well, if you absolutely insist to..."
  1034.  
  1035. Gillian:
  1036. "Also, the kids were still whining about monsters on the way out."
  1037.  
  1038. Alise:
  1039. "B-..but then they vanished...!"
  1040.  
  1041. Tarron:
  1042. I'll pay half of it then
  1043.  
  1044. Ismark:
  1045. "Wouldn't surprise me. You know how restless spirits are, it takes some specific steps to put them to rest, but if i only knew how..."
  1046.  
  1047. Tarron:
  1048. pay 5 cp to be roofied
  1049.  
  1050. Ismark:
  1051. "So even if you did all save me from that hell, would it be beyond reasoning to perhaps ask a favor of you one more time....?"
  1052.  
  1053. Ismark:
  1054. "Or more specifically, a favor for my sister, who I should....probably visit soon after this, considering my circumstances."
  1055.  
  1056. Tarron:
  1057. "If it is interesting, there can be no disdain!"
  1058.  
  1059. Packman:
  1060. Packman here goes back into his zone. Mindlessly, he cleans glasses, one after another. When they're all clean, he starts over
  1061.  
  1062. Ismark:
  1063. "I simply need aid is protecting her. I need you to uh..." he looks around "help me escort her to Vallaki, a settlement in the heart of the valley..."
  1064.  
  1065. Ismark:
  1066. "Thing is, this location is beyond even....Castle Ravenloft..." as soon as he says that, a flash of lightning and thunder booms through the sky. "and thus beyond the reach of Strahd himself."
  1067.  
  1068. Tarron:
  1069. "If it is beyond his reach, then he cannot reach us, yes? We will be safe!"
  1070.  
  1071. Ismark:
  1072. "Yes, hopefully. My sister is vulnerable to Strahd when she is outside her home, but I've heard assertions that Vallaki is well defended..."
  1073.  
  1074. Gillian:
  1075. "When are you heading out?"
  1076.  
  1077. Ismark:
  1078. "I'm in no immediate rush, but I'd like to do it as soon as you can...or as soon as I can find other fighters that can assist me in your place."
  1079.  
  1080. Tarron:
  1081. "Hrm...would you wait but a day or so? I am wishing to investigate that path beyond the mirror..."
  1082.  
  1083. Alise:
  1084. "And I don't want master leaving in such a condition...!"
  1085.  
  1086. Ismark:
  1087. "For some odd reason, Strahd is inexplicably attracted to my sister Ireena and desires her above all others....hopefully he doesn't pay another visit anytime this week..."
  1088.  
  1089. Gillian:
  1090. "At the very least, I promised Alise some of that jewelry in the master bedroom."
  1091.  
  1092. Ismark:
  1093. "Yes, you all first get some rest. A day but as fast as the lightning in these times."
  1094.  
  1095. Alise:
  1096. "Uwaaah~! Master, thinking about me while you hurt so...!" She covers her face with her hands, "If I could give you my blood and good health to make you feel better I would..!"
  1097.  
  1098. Gillian:
  1099. 13 healing up then
  1100.  
  1101. Gillian:
  1102. Gillian is healed and gains 13 hit points.
  1103.  
  1104. Ismark:
  1105. Ismark looks at Alise real funny like "Just....just be sure to not become a devil yourself in the process."
  1106.  
  1107. Gillian:
  1108. I'mma go back to the DEATH HOUSE and loot the rooms we've been to
  1109.  
  1110. Gillian:
  1111. anything gonna grump me
  1112.  
  1113. Ismark:
  1114. you rest up for the night, and prepare for another grueling gauntlet through the death house...and it seems very little has changed after all.
  1115.  
  1116. Ismark:
  1117. Outside, the two ghost children seemed to have regenerated, and continue to tell you about the horrible monster within the house
  1118.  
  1119. Rose:
  1120. "Please....the monsters screams still ring through the house..."
  1121.  
  1122. Gillian:
  1123. "Yeah, yeah, monsters. We'll be back for real tomorrow, alright? I'm just going to go grab a couple things."
  1124.  
  1125. Rose:
  1126. "Ok"
  1127.  
  1128. Gillian:
  1129. I'll cautiously proceed up the stairs until I get to the level with the armor
  1130.  
  1131. Gillian:
  1132. is that shitter still there
  1133. Tokens dropped onto map 'DeathHouse' by player MarthTrinity (Player)
  1134. Rose:
  1135. The jewelry box on the vanity is made of silver with gold filigree (worth 75 gp). It contains three gold rings (worth 25 gp each) and a thin platinum necklace with a topaz pendant (worth 750 gp).
  1136.  
  1137. Gillian:
  1138. niiice.
  1139.  
  1140. Gillian:
  1141. Taking that shit.
  1142. Rose:
  1143. Get the FUCK outta there then because I think I hear some clink clanking
  1144.  
  1145. Rose:
  1146. "....."
  1147.  
  1148. Rose:
  1149. "You will regret that decision"
  1150.  
  1151. Gillian:
  1152. "Hey, look. You're dead, and monster-killing doesn't come free. Consider this payment."
  1153.  
  1154. Alise:
  1155. "M-..maybe it's not such a good idea to take that..."
  1156.  
  1157. Gillian:
  1158. "We're HELPING them! They can deal."
  1159.  
  1160. Alise:
  1161. "O-...okay..."
  1162.  
  1163. Thorn:
  1164. "...."
  1165.  
  1166. Thorn:
  1167. "You will reget this decision"
  1168.  
  1169. Tarron:
  1170. Tarron's been sitting in a corner of the bar, modifying the servant uniforms, making them more colourful; she doesn't like black and white clothes.
  1171.  
  1172. Thorn:
  1173. hoooraaaaaaay session is over and all those missed hours of sleep are catching up with me
  1174.  
  1175. Gillian:
  1176. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3qkbc28R_I
  1177. Thrice is disconnected.
  1178. You have disconnected.
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