[Classic FR] Yugioh

>Day heart of the cards in Equestria.
>Wake up feeling pretty puny.
>Sulk to the kitchen to eat some fruit or something.
>Who cares?
>Everyone walks all over you anyway.
>Take a shower and get dressed.
>Put on your favorite pyramid necklace.
>Wearing it always made you feel stronger.
>Tougher.
>More confident.
>You look at yourself in the mirror.
>You feel taller than before.
>Now you're ready to take on the day.
>You burst out the door, heading to P0nyville.
>Time to make bitches wet.
>Not 15 steps outside when Flutterapist shows up.
>She's holding a deck of cards of some kind.
>"Anon, i-it's time to d-d-d-du..." she stammers and tries to clear her voice.
>"Du-du-du-du-du-du-duel!"
>Suddenly, a fucking battle arena out of nowhere.
Fine, but if I win, you have to release Joey.
>"We'll s-see about that, m-mister."
>Take your places at each end.
>Ten minutes pass.
>You're getting your ass kicked.
>"Once you l-lose, I'm going to send your s-soul to the sn-snuggle realm!"
>Fuckshitpiss.
>Remember that you have one card in your deck that will reverse this whole situation.
>But... it could be anywhere in your draw pile...
>Close your eyes.
>Take a deep breath.
>Trust in the heart of the cards...
>Draw your card.
Fucking Kuriboh! God damnit! Why are you even in my deck?!
>Lose.
>Fluttershy sends your soul to the snuggle realm and you are forever cuddled by her.
>Blue-balled for eternity.
>Oh well. It could be worse.
>You could be-
>Fucking Bakura.