More crossover bullshit

[18:12] -- tallOrder [TO] began pestering cosmicChewtoy [CC] at 18:12 --
[18:12] TO: who's this? o3o
[18:12] CC: Me.
[18:12] CC: Who else?
[18:12] TO: umm
[18:12] TO: who are you then?
[18:13] CC: I'm Harry. You?
[18:14] TO: i'm kaie, nice to meet ya!
[18:14] TO: so uh
[18:14] TO: how'd you get on my chumscroll?
[18:15] CC: I have no idea. This thing came preloaded.
[18:16] TO: weird.
[18:16] TO: so uh
[18:16] TO: where you from?
[18:17] CC: Chicago.
[18:17] TO: where's that?
[18:17] CC: Illinois?
[18:18] TO: umm
[18:18] TO: not ringing any bells
[18:18] CC: United States of America?
[18:18] TO: the what?
[18:18] CC: Earth?
[18:18] TO: umm
[18:18] TO: :U
[18:19] TO: sorry dude.
[18:19] CC: What is it with this program and the Outside?
[18:19] TO: what?
[18:19] CC: Other dimensions.
[18:19] TO: so like
[18:19] TO: you're from another plane?
[18:19] TO: wow this is cool
[18:20] TO: what are you?
[18:20] CC: Human.
[18:20] CC: This is the second time today this has happened.
[18:21] TO: we have humans here too!
[18:21] CC: You got wizards there too?
[18:21] TO: yeah!
[18:22] TO: but you gotta get all kinds of dumb permits to learn the cool stuff.
[18:22] CC: Heh, sounds kinda like the White Council.
[18:22] TO: are they like the boss wizards?
[18:23] CC: Yeah, they
[18:23] CC: Whoops.
[18:23] TO: whoops?
[18:23] CC: They're the ones that set the laws for wizards.
[18:23] CC: Accidentally hit the enter key.
[18:24] TO: oh okay
[18:24] TO: wizards here just have the same laws as everyone else.
[18:25] CC: Let me take a wild guess. Magic isn't secret there, is it?
[18:26] TO: nope
[18:26] TO: we use it for like everything.
[18:27] CC: Magic's kind of a thing that most people don't know about here.
[18:28] TO: weird :U
[18:28] CC: Then again, we got vampires, faeries, and demons to worry about, among other things.
[18:28] TO: well we got those too.
[18:30] TO: but everyone knows about them.
[18:30] CC: Eh, humans are great at pretending scary things don't exist.
[18:31] CC: There's not much room for stuff like that in your life when you've got science, anyway.
[18:31] TO: we just use both :U
[18:32] CC: They're kinda incompatible here.
[18:32] CC: Magic wrecks technology. I got no idea how the hell this thing is working.
[18:32] TO: huh
[18:32] TO: magic powers all our technology.
[18:33] CC: I guess that'd do it.
[18:34] TO: how do you guys get by?
[18:34] CC: Electricity, and a whole lot of lying to ourselves.
[18:35] CC: In general, the supernatural community is fine about leaving the human race alone.
[18:36] TO: huh
[18:37] TO: we get all our electricity from magicka.
[18:37] TO: don't you guys have elves and stuff?
[18:37] CC: Elves, no.
[18:38] CC: Most other things, yes.
[18:38] TO: huh
[18:38] TO: weird.
[18:38] TO: i mean we got mixed towns and everything,
[18:39] TO: not a lot of demons running around though.
[18:39] CC: Off on a tangent, I'm guessing you're not human.
[18:39] TO: nope.
[18:39] TO: i'm a giant.
[18:40] CC: Good to know.
[18:41] CC: No giants here, either.
[18:41] TO: aww
[18:42] CC: We do have three kinds of vampires, though.
[18:42] TO: i guess we'd be hard to hide though
[18:42] CC: You'd be surprised.
[18:42] TO: we have two kinds i think
[18:43] CC: Oh. Wait, one of those kinds is extinct now.
[18:43] CC: My bad.
[18:43] TO: welp
[18:43] TO: both of ours are still around.
[18:45] CC: How about werewolves? I don't really know how many kinds we have, and I don't feel like clueing Bob in to the fact I've got a hexproof computer.
[18:46] TO: i think we only have one kind.
[18:47] TO: might be werebears but they might just be legends.
[18:51] CC: Those have gotta be nasty.
[18:51] TO: probably
[18:52] TO: i mean werewolves are pretty fierce.
[18:52] TO: but bears..
[18:52] TO: yikes.
[18:52] CC: I actually met a werehuman once.
[18:52] CC: Probably not the best term, but hey, what's she gonna say about it?
[18:52] TO: how's that even work?
[18:53] CC: She was some sort of wolf spirit or something.
[18:54] CC: I didn't bother to ask.
[18:54] TO: weird.
[18:55] TO: never heard of a werehuman.
[18:57] CC: I can't imagine that would be too common.
[18:57] TO: probably not.
[18:57] TO: wonder what happens if a khajit catches werehuman-ness?
[18:58] CC: First, being a werewolf isn't a disease here, and I think she was a special case anyway. Second, what's a khajit?
[18:58] TO: catfolk.
[18:59] CC: At this point, I'm not really surprised at all.
[19:00] TO: yeah
[19:00] TO: none of those there?
[19:00] CC: Nope.
[19:01] CC: I might be able to find a faerie kinda like that, though.
[19:01] TO: cool!
[19:01] CC: Not that I'd actually go looking. That'd more than likely be one of the Summer fae.
[19:02] TO: imma just pretend i know what that is
[19:02] CC: Faeries here are largely divided into two factions, Summer and Winter.
[19:02] CC: There are also lots of unaligned fae that work for whoever pays them.
[19:02] TO: okay
[19:03] CC: I'm the current Winter Knight.
[19:03] TO: cool!
[19:03] TO: thats good right?
[19:03] CC: Kind of.
[19:03] TO: alrighty then
[19:04] CC: I wouldn't have agreed to it if I hadn't needed to.
[19:04] TO: aww
[19:04] CC: Faeries don't exactly care much about the right thing, or life in general. You know, trifling things like that.
[19:06] CC: Mortals. I meant to say mortals.
[19:06] TO: oh okay
[19:06] CC: It's not like the fae are out to kill all life or something.
[19:07] TO: they're just dicks?
[19:07] CC: Yeah, pretty much.
[19:07] TO: yeah our fae stuff are kinda like that too
[19:08] TO: and demons too generally
[19:11] CC: Say, you don't happen to have Wookiees there, do you?
[19:11] TO: whats?
[19:11] CC: Eh, worth a try.
[19:12] TO: what are wookiees?
[19:12] CC: Oh, nothing.
[19:12] -- cosmicChewtoy [CC] ceased pestering tallOrder [TO] at 19:12 --