import socket, string

trigger_words = {
    'lol':'So how about them jewnigger?',
    'LOL':'So how about them jewnigger?',
    '101':'So how about them jewnigger?',
    '|o|':'So how about them jewnigger?',
    '1o1':'So how about them jewnigger?',
    '1o1':'So how about them jewnigger?',
    'wut':'What about them shemale jewnigger whores?',
    'lolcats':'SO HOW ABOUT THEM LOLCATS?',
    'kittymonster':'SLUTSLUTSLUT',
    'askreddit':'So I heard you like gay sex?',
    '#askreddit':'So I heard you like gay sex?',
    'lulz':'So how about them lolcats?',
    'cats':'So how about them lolcats?',
    ':lol':'So how about them lolcats?',
    ':LOL':'So how about them lolcats?',
    ':101':'So how about them lolcats?',
    ':|o|':'So how about them lolcats?',
    ':1o1':'So how about them lolcats?',
    ':1o1':'So how about them lolcats?',
    ':lolcats':'SO HOW ABOUT THEM LOLCATS?',
    ':kittymonster':'SLUTSLUTSLUT',
    ':askreddit':'So I heard you like gay sex?',
    ':#askreddit':'So I heard you like gay sex?',
    ':lulz':'So how about them lolcats?',
    ':serena':'HOW IS THE JUNGLECUNT HANGING?',
    'serena':'HOW IS THE JUNGLECUNT HANGING?',
    ':cats':'So how about them lolcats?',
    ':nigger':'So how about them black lolcats?',
    'nigger':'So how about them black lolcats?',
    'hobophobe':'YOUR MOM!',
    ':hobophobe':'YOUR MOM!',
    'lookoutforchris':'HUGE VAGINA LOLCATS!',
    ':lookoutforchris':'HUGE VAGINA LOLCATS!',
    'aperson':'Who is this annoying cunt?  Also, how about them lolcats?',
    ':aperson':'Who is this annoying cunt?  Also, how about them lolcats?'
    }

SERVER = 'irc.freenode.net' #server to connect to
PORT = 8000 #port to connect to
NICKNAME = 'lolcockbot' #nickname to join with
CHANNEL = '#reddit' #channel to join

IRC = socket.socket(socket.AF_INET, socket.SOCK_STREAM)

#open a connection with the server
def irc_conn():
    IRC.connect((SERVER, PORT))

#simple function to send data through the socket
def send_data(command):
    IRC.send(command + '\n')

#join the channel
def join(channel):
    send_data("JOIN %s" % channel)

#send login data (customizable)
def login(nickname, username='user', password = None, realname='lolcat', hostname='Helena', servername='Server'):
    send_data("USER %s %s %s %s" % (username, hostname, servername, realname))
    send_data("NICK " + nickname)

irc_conn()
login(NICKNAME)
join(CHANNEL)

#PING PONG
while True:

    data = IRC.recv (1024)
    print data
    if data.find('PING') != -1:
        IRC.send('PONG' + " " + data.split()[1] + '\r\n')
    for word in data.split():
        if word in trigger_words:
            IRC.send('PRIVMSG' + " " + CHANNEL + " :" + trigger_words[word] + '\