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  1. Location: Gotham
  2. Age: 110 [LOL no age roll]
  3. Origin: Scientist
  4.  
  5. Perks: 600
  6. Timm Design (Free)
  7. Gimmick (Free)
  8. Researcher (Free)
  9. Specialist - Medicine (Free)
  10. Accidental Breakthrough (100)
  11. Crazed Chemistry (200)
  12. Hybridization (300)
  13.  
  14. Stuff: 600
  15. Costume - All my robes and hats are integrated now (100)
  16. Puddin's Pie (50)
  17. Lab Safety Equipment (Free)
  18. Jumper Industries (250)
  19. Companion Imports x2 - Zerakule, Flare (200)
  20.  
  21. Drawbacks: (+200)
  22. Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Bat? (+200)
  23.  
  24. Zerakule: Vigilante, Timm Design, Gimmick, Secret Identity, Friend of the Police, Disappearing Act, Martial Discipline, World's Greatest Mind.
  25.  
  26. Flare: Criminal, Street Fighter, Henchman, Death Trap, Mad Love, Legitimate Businessman.
  27.  
  28. >Batman keeps investigating us.
  29. >>Should have thought of that before taking his interest.
  30. >I mean, it's nothing Zerakule can't handle should he get aggressive.
  31. >>I MEAN, I THINK I CAN TAKE HIM, BUT SHOULD WE REALLY BE PICKING A FIGHT WITH THE LOCALS RIGHT NOW?
  32. >Well, it isn't like you need to defend us all the time, I can handle myself.
  33. >>WELL, ALRIGHT THEN. HE GLARED AT ME LAST TIME WE MET, A BULLET RICOCHETED OFF MY ARMOR AND HIT SOME CRIMINAL IN THE LEG.
  34. >Really? That sounds hilarious!
  35. >>I KNOW RIGHT? ONLY REASON I HAVEN'T BEEN KILLING IS BECAUSE IT'D BRING TOO MUCH ATTENTION, AND, YOU KNOW, 21'ST CENTURY FIRST WORLD NATION. PEOPLE TEND TO BE SKEEVY ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING.
  36. >Eh, yeah, no real leg to stand on about killing people. We're just visitors after all.
  37. >>Really? What about the world with the Human martian invaders?
  38. >That was different there was a war going on.
  39. >>Fair enough.
  40. >Besides, if this "Joker" Fella tries anything on me, he's getting Power Word Died with no hesitation on my part.
  41. >>I WANTED TO THROW THE GIANT PIE AT HIM.
  42. >>Anyways, there's been some talking about me being the CEO of your company, and the fact you were supposed to be dead fifty years ago.
  43. >Not my fault there wasn't an Age reset here, besides, I haven't revealed myself.
  44.  
  45. >Eventually Puddly and Batman meet.
  46.  
  47. >>You faked your own death decades ago.
  48. >I knew your parents you know, they were good people Bruce, I respected them.
  49. >>How long did you know?
  50. >I’ve always known Bruce. Don’t worry, I’d sooner die than violate your secret.
  51. >>What are you planning?
  52. >Saying I make plans implies that they can potentially go wrong. And trust me boy, they don’t.
  53. >>You’re working with a known criminal, so understand why I don’t trust you.
  54. >Ah, but alas. Love is blind. Who can control it?
  55. >>I’m keeping my eye on you.
  56. >I wouldn’t expect anything less.
  57. >>Goodbye Granduncle.
  58. >See you later kiddo.
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