SURF FASTER, the most retarded yet

before you read make sure to have a garbage bag at your ready

Matt: ?
jayden Leary: what
jayden Leary: type your mic is garbage
Matt: !glock
Matt: Why do you speak?
jayden Leary: try playing with 300 ping and shielding
jayden Leary: unless your trial
Cali: you gotta play without shields with high ping
Cali fly swatted Matt
Cali killed Matt using prop_physics
jayden Leary: yeah, but muscle memory kicks in and does it anyway
Cali smashed Matt
Cali killed Matt using prop_physics
*DEAD* Matt: !glock
Cali: LOL
Cali longshotted jayden Leary
Cali killed jayden Leary using prop_physics
DEACTIVATING TORCH
DEACTIVATING TORCH
Matt fly swatted jayden Leary
Matt killed jayden Leary using prop_physics
CALI MULTI KILL(4)
Cali fly swatted Matt
Cali killed Matt using prop_physics
DEACTIVATING TORCH
DEACTIVATING TORCH
Cali squashed Matt
Cali killed Matt using prop_physics
Matt smashed jayden Leary
Matt killed jayden Leary using prop_physics
DEACTIVATING TORCH
CALI KILLING SPREE(6)
Cali smashed Matt
Cali killed Matt using prop_physics
jayden Leary: cali you up for eu after this?
Cali: sure
Matt fly swatted Cali
MATT ENDED CALI'S 6 KILL STREAK
Matt killed Cali using prop_physics
Matt squashed himself!
Matt suicided!
DEACTIVATING TORCH
Matt fly-by'd jayden Leary
Matt killed jayden Leary using prop_physics
Cali: i have a psychology final exam today, but again instead of studying im playing gmod
Matt fly swatted jayden Leary
Matt killed jayden Leary using prop_physics
Matt: !glock
Matt: Sorry
Matt fly swatted Cali
Matt killed Cali using prop_physics
Matt smashed himself!
Matt suicided!
jayden Leary smashed himself!
jayden Leary suicided!
jayden Leary: yeah shielding won#
Matt smashed himself!
Matt suicided!
Cali: lmao
Matt smashed himself!
Matt suicided!
jayden Leary: ignore that that was autisic
Cali smashed Matt
Cali killed Matt using prop_physics
jayden Leary smashed himself!
jayden Leary suicided!
Matt smashed himself!
Matt suicided!
Cali fly swatted jayden Leary
Cali killed jayden Leary using prop_physics
Matt smashed Cali
Matt killed Cali using prop_physics
jayden Leary smashed himself!
jayden Leary suicided!
DEACTIVATING TORCH
*DEAD* Matt: !glock
Matt fly-by'd Cali
Matt killed Cali using prop_physics
Matt squashed jayden Leary
Matt killed jayden Leary using prop_physics
jayden Leary: you said sorry and your still trying to spawnkill me
*DEAD* Matt: !glock
Matt: !glock
Cali smashed jayden Leary
Cali killed jayden Leary using prop_physics
Cali: legendary
Matt: learn to start prop surfing faster then...
Matt squashed Cali
*DEAD* Cali: ooooooooooohshit
jayden Leary: nuthing to do with you spawnkilling me no matter how fast i surf
Matt killed jayden Leary using prop_physics
*DEAD* jayden Leary: shouldent be doing it in the first place
jayden Leary: kinda hard to with 300 ping
*DEAD* Matt: run
JAYDEN LEARY UPPERCUT CALI LIKE A DISOBEDIENT GIRLFRIEND
jayden Leary squashed Cali
jayden Leary killed Cali using prop_physics
Matt: get off my dick.
Matt: stop talking to me, thx.
*DEAD* Matt: Lmao i don't think i can surf on 300
jayden Leary: stop complaining about my surfing on 300 ping then
jayden Leary: lol
Cali: idc where im playin
*DEAD* Matt: I don't play this
*DEAD* Matt: you're a 'big tough guy'
*DEAD* jayden Leary: what
*DEAD* jayden Leary: top kek
Matt: !glock
jayden Leary fly-by'd Matt
jayden Leary killed Matt using prop_physics
*DEAD* Matt: WHY DO YOU TALK?
Matt: Do you do good on EU?
CALI HEADSMASHED MATT LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
Cali smashed Matt
Cali killed Matt using prop_physics
Cali: which one of us?
Matt: !glock
Cali smashed Matt
Cali killed Matt using prop_physics
*DEAD* Matt: jimmy guy
*DEAD* Matt: idfk
jayden Leary: na im fucking terrible i use couches and ask how to propkill
Matt: jayden
CALI HEADSMASHED JAYDEN LEARY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
Cali longshotted jayden Leary
Cali killed jayden Leary using prop_physics
Cali smashed jayden Leary
Cali killed jayden Leary using prop_physics
Matt: It was a question, you took 30s to answer... and you answered wrong
Matt: how?
jayden Leary: steam msging
jayden Leary: and in some level i don't care
Cali smashed jayden Leary
Cali killed jayden Leary using prop_physics
Matt: Do you do good on EU?
*DEAD* jayden Leary: jesus your bad at scarsasim
Matt: !glock
*DEAD* jayden Leary: how can there be a wrong answer to that
Matt: You're
jayden Leary: raven 2.0
jayden Leary: haha
Matt: !glock
Matt: Who are you?
Cali fly swatted Matt
jayden Leary: a hvher
jayden Leary: ofc
jayden Leary: what else
Matt was killed by prop_physics
jayden Leary fly swatted Cali
jayden Leary killed Cali using prop_physics!
Cali: that pushed me across the map then went through me
jayden Leary: cali
jayden Leary: are you up for eu
jayden Leary: your  friend can cme
jayden Leary: aswell
Cali: sure for a bit
jayden Leary: ok
Matt: !glock
Cali: you wanna come chill there matt
Matt: Going to bed, you 2 have fun
Cali: ah aight
Matt squashed jayden Leary
Matt killed jayden Leary using prop_physics
Matt smashed himself!
Matt suicided!
Matt: !glock
Matt: NO
jayden Leary smashed Matt
jayden Leary killed Matt using prop_physics
*DEAD* Matt: WE'RE IN OUR HOUSE
*DEAD* Matt: BAD!
jayden Leary smashed Cali
jayden Leary killed Cali using prop_physics
*DEAD* Cali: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cali: that was breaking and entering
jayden Leary: gay pride
Matt: Yo jayden.... don't be so toxic to people you've just met next time, aye?
jayden Leary: wait what
jayden Leary: how was i being toxic
jayden Leary: i was answering your questions
*DEAD* Matt: !glock
*DEAD* Matt: Yh and what's a chat log?
*DEAD* jayden Leary: how does running and surfing from spawn have anything to do
*DEAD* jayden Leary: with stoping spawnkill
*DEAD* jayden Leary: mainly with 300 ping
*DEAD* jayden Leary: it's not going to work
Matt: do you make reaction videos?
Cali: im gettin on eu
*DEAD* jayden Leary: thats why i called you a tard
*DEAD* jayden Leary: fucken ass hat
Matt: !glock
jayden Leary squashed Matt
jayden Leary killed Matt using prop_physics
*DEAD* Matt: Yes?
jayden Leary: HOLY GOD ALMIGHT
Matt: !glock
jayden Leary: i give up
jayden Leary: bye
Matt: Do you make reaction videos?
Matt: jynx
Matt: pls
jayden Leary: reaction videos
Matt: jynx the reaction channel
jayden Leary: what
Matt: ur that one black annoyinf youtuber
jayden Leary: Jynxx*
Matt: yes?
Matt: what the channel?
Matt: am i supposed to know that
jayden Leary: not spoon feeding you
jayden Leary: look it up
Matt: you're 12. have a nap, stop getting upset...
jayden Leary: >EGO
jayden Leary: anyways, thanks for entertaining me
jayden Leary: pretty funny
Matt: Stop talking to me.