Ludum Dare 25 -- Villains/Problems List

Director Tiedemann
The Grinch
Trujillo
Girlfriend's Mother
Green Goblin
Darth Vader
Darth Maul
Ex Girlfriends
Richard Nixon
Oprah Winfrey
Boris Yeltsin
Henry VIII
Ivan the Terrible
Yourself
Doctors
Everything
Your own lack of artistic ability
Monsters
Zombies
Brain slugs and a spider and your own silliness
Plague
The Dark Ones
Lack of air
Civilian traffic
Potatoes
Your lack of driving skills
The French
Pyros
Goldfish and bunnies
Hackers
Island spirits
Evil music stutterer bot
Time
The Spider and the Fly
Omni-Man
The Devil Himself (as present in a fiddling game)
The ocean
Societal stereotypes
Shrooms
Lust
Dragons
Gandhi
Bjarne Stroustrup
Jonathan Swift
Babies
It's friggin' cold
Sexy Sadie
Grandma Dallas
Everyone AND YOU
Gravity
The Police
Roxanne
Thug Life
The Sun
Alcohol
My own black soul
Hipsters
Orange Crush
My ADD
Loneliness
Awkwardness
Modern Kids
HAL-9000
Technology
BRIDGES