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  1. One day a lightbulb fell on a brick 5 years later it turned into a box with 100 eyes and 22 mouths and 3 legs so it set off on a jorney of awsomeness it then met a jimpok
  2. jimpoks are a piece of paper that is green and has 43 eyes.then the box saw a string it beat the string so the box turned to some chainmail so jimbok flew over a joawwoq joawwoq used boxy and the joawwoq turned to a jimbok
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  4. joawwoq is something 4-d
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  6. the joawwoq as a jimbok turned back to a joawwoq then into a joudseq jimbok beat it and evovled into jeqseadgre then a tumbleweed rolled by it ended up being a smoleads it glowed green and smacked jeqseadgre and turned him to a jiasdetref which then turned him to a joawwoq the smoleads joined them on their random quest for nothing the chainmail then made a speech breaking the forth wall so it turned to a peice of string and they read a sign saying l-l4 y0u
  7. \/\/177 /\/0t g0 4/\/y l=urtl-l3r b00/\/\ the sign exploded. which made smoleads evovle and turn to a smoleads it then puked and the puke turned to a smoaquack it said"_-[097790]-_" and died.smoleads turned to a smosdeaad
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  9. smosdeaad changed his name to smolampeq and read a comic it had a #stone in it smolampeq ate it and turned to a smo#eq
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  11. joudeq,jiasdetref are random(insert number here)-d creatures
  12. smo(inserst end) are egg timers but smoaquack is a duck
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  14. they saw a guy called bash smo#eq ate him and crapped him out bash turned to a bleash then a quodasaedgdfhsiifsaaos4hfsdslh442dfjksl.cwaodcomsop[.com] flew over bleash and the quodasaedgdfhsiifsaaos4hfsdlh442dfjksl.cwoadcomsop[.com] died the bleash evovled to a quodasaedgdfhsiifsaaos4hfsdlh442dfjksl.cwoadcomsop[.com] and died it came back now :O then the final fantsy IV winning theme came on and everyone danced to it peice of string turned to eggomatic3.1 smo#eq turned to a rhino and joawwoq turned to a thebox beacause he turned to brick then a lightbulb fell on his head eventuly thebox turned to a eggomatic3.1 so the first eggomatic turned to a eggomatic9.1 which made eggomatic3.1 turn to eggoamatic9.0 the quodasaedgdfhsiifsaaos4hfsdlh442dfjksl.cwoadcomsop[.com] turned to tinyurl.com so now I never have to type quodasaedgdfhsiifsaaos4hfsdlh442dfjksl.cwoadcomsop[.com] ever again now yay
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  16. now the group of four found a jym and a gym they went in the gym the guy inside said "this is not a pokemon gym dumbys its a jym" the compainions left and went in the jym the same guy was there he was the jym leader! he sent out ziaqer the companions sent out eggomatic9.1 who used egg barage and ziaqer fainted the guy sent out rhino the compainians sent out eggomatic9.0 he used fart and killed rhino TC sent out tinyurl.com while the guy sent out maqe maqe just died so the guy gave the comapanions the Badge Badge it started raining rhinos so TC got their 2nd,3rd,4th,5th and 6th badge which got swiped then they earned them back now a filler
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  20. then eggomatic9.1 turned back to a box and left the companions for some reason next they saw that the box was the 7th jym leader they beat him so then he died and joined them again he said for awsomeness type in the code on the main menu of the game CONTRA up up down down left right left right b a start
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  22. the box did a someasalt and killed everyone a magic girafe then gave him ass burger syndrome which revived everyone lolcats I CAN HAZ CHEZEBURGA? the cat died so TC climbed a 60375902759070543965723656930 floor tower so eggomatic died of bordem and so did everyone but the box the box saw the 8th jym in spaaaaaace,revived everybody and stole the badge
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  24. they got drunk of milk and faced the elite 4 the first member called mentaly insane joesph just died the seconed person mawer jumped off a cliff the third person had set himself on fire and the forth guy was allready dead the champ ran away and dropped an omega beer the box drank it and turned to a unstoppable and killed everyone THEEND not they came back and were on the moon a beer flew on everyone and turned them all to unstoppables this caused a paradox so the plot busrt to flames and was sent to the begining but the sign now said \/\/3l_c0/\/\3 t0 p0p'5! thus causing a story change which I dont feel like typing THEEND or not the plot then burst into Flombuemques which made a box fly into a N64 cartritge slot, the winner of the game of Super Smash Bros was a spec of dust, despite the fact no such game was played, infact the main charicter got teleported inside of a dumpster, the box ate the dumpster and teleported and made a new main charictar appear which was the spec of dust, a trainer came along and fell in spanish, it died then Phillip the Patato made everything turn to badly drawn 2-d black and whiteness-ism-ish, he died and everything was gone except the things still there, so the spec of dust found all the old companions and turned them into a hunk a cheese and ate them this made the spec of dust turn into a city where hunks of cheese live the city transformed back into a spec of dust in 0.23 seconds and landed in the trainers hair, who was falling in spanish, everyone turned into a bottle of omega beer...which exploded but then everyone except what used to be jimbok died and what used to be jimpok turned back into jimbok
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  26. suddenly the entire plot repeated itself 6.66 times, which came back to here. Not soon after, the spanish guy came and now spoke french, turning everyone
  27. into badly drawn green stickman; This caused everyone to be described as a made up word known as confusled.
  28. The badly drawn green stick men went on an adventure to save the world and stuff and not be badly drawn green stickmen, so they started their adventure
  29. by not being badly drawn stick men. That pretty much ended that advenutre. Jimbok asked the tinyurl.com what to do next, he replied by saying to find the
  30. nothing. they easily found it, except that it evolved into a something as soon as they got there, because it got attention, that cat gave
  31. the something everything it had, evolving the something into everything, but then the everything died, due to paradoxes and stuff, then Smo#eq came along
  32. again, but then turned into a smoaquack. because of this, Jimbok evolved into a jiasdetref, which instantaniously evolved into an egomatic 9.1.2
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  34. by the power of grayskul, 16 eggs flew to your mother's sock and exploded int o 1095 peices and then got eaten by the egomatic 9.1.2, but then he said "hi. ur dead now" so the egg peices died as they were told. this caused the final fantsy IV winning theme to come on again. but that exploded as well. so insted they hired a new one. so the final fantsy V winning theme came on and everyone danced to it.
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  36. they went to mcdonalds and had food. the food was tasty and then they left. they came back in 0.5555559 seconds and ate more food. they then exploded because they 8 too much food. Bowser came into the room for no reason and stole the mcdonald man and made him dance the ibjy hjeeh, whatever that dance is.
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  38. bowser died to death and they hired a new one.
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  40. wolves rained from the sky and ate the bowser that was on the floor as he was a pancake now. these are a specil wolves that like eating pancakes.
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  42. all of a sudden, the story became mature and blood came into the wolves. the blood went away when nobody liked it, it got sad and left. a specil news flash came on tv saying that the end of the world was happening, so the companians left mcdonalds and wnet to the moon again. on the way there, the Jimbok saw a spaaaaaace shark and went to dinner with it. the shark became shrek and was in 3-D. so spiders came out of shrek's hands and scared the reader away forever. :(
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  44. nobody is reading this now, but spongebob and shrek then fell in love with each other. suddenly, all the events of the last 4 big blocks of text went away and nobody knew what they were. so the jimbok went back into spaaaaaace because he somehow still new about the end of the world. the other companians died in a fire as they didn't go to school or something. they got better as jimbok knew magic
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  46. jombok sumoned a flamethrowre and accidently st people on fire. fire was immune to fire so they couldn't use fire to put out the fire. but somehow, jimbok used the fire to fire the fire with fire. They found £2000000 inside the mcdonald man's dead body. he was pretty fat after being stolen by bowser.
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