nw5

"what about a brazilian pissing orgy, would that get you off?" - syath
"their piss has a pH of -3" - zuchima
"brazilians are like the Great Value race" - syath
"need a thicc brazilian bitch to sit on my face and give me ringworm" - mason
"lookin like I just went 12 rounds with mike tyson" - mason

"gonna main tahm kench and rename my account Big Lots" - mason
"is that because you're closing down stores nationwide, smell like shit, or poorly managed?" - nick

"what's the fastest way to get lockjaw?" - mason
"need a thicc rusty android to sit on my face and give me tetanus" - alto
"says here you can get it from consuming animal droppings" - mason
"just eat your dog's ass" - alto

bees : are you guys gonna deep fry our hopes of 1st place?

"dK Karl, how do I become the best motherfucking heavy who is both feared and loved at the same time?" - Kegaman

[early monday morning]
4:19 AM - az: yo
4:19 AM - az: friendo
4:20 AM - az: u up to tap or
4:20 AM - mr goodnut: Tap?
4:20 AM - az: ive got a thing to shho
4:20 AM - az: yea tap if urup
4:20 AM - az: smash that like buttopn
4:20 AM - mr goodnut: how long have you gone without sleeping
4:20 AM - az: since thruday
4:21 AM - mr goodnut: LOL
4:21 AM - az: nigga come muble

[G.E.W.P.] deport muslims : Free Lander Likes Men And That Is OK But I Will Not Sell Him My Cake

'i'm about to alien jump off the slime" - vipa

1:09 AM - crab_f: lDFMOA

1:12 AM - duck: 10:04 PM - aeiou zuchima: big black cock
10:04 PM - ducK: u mad
10:04 PM - aeiou zuchima: is that team happening next season?
1:12 AM - duck: this is not
1:12 AM - duck: correct
1:12 AM - duck: human interaction
1:12 AM - duck: we shouldnt start our convos like this
1:12 AM - duck: this community needs to cleanse

3:24 PM - attack: YOU GAVE ME
3:24 PM - attack: AN LOL
3:24 PM - attack: LAMO

rj : kap a ropss

"spec deck shut the fuck up I could break both your ankles and sling them around your neck" - syath
"what's your weird obsession with breaking ankles?" - alto
"I LIKE JOINT INFLAMMATION" - syath

10:28 PM - the great pug in the sky: nigga i aint fixin no purp

'i don't care if his mouth is a 2 cock garage he's better than you' - freelander

1:48 AM - 10th dimensional lunean: er
1:48 AM - 10th dimensional lunean: i'm too smart to be this retarded
1:48 AM - 10th dimensional lunean: hold on

3:25 AM - lettuce: did you just thankful react to my birth
3:25 AM - lettuce: on facebook

2:31 PM - NitchBigga | LuneanKidneys.tf: I was watching anime earlier and I also saw someone that looked like you
2:31 PM - NitchBigga | LuneanKidneys.tf: Except that it was one of the women whom you so adore
2:31 PM - NitchBigga | LuneanKidneys.tf: What was her name?
2:31 PM - cinder: w o mEN
2:31 PM - NitchBigga | LuneanKidneys.tf: Royko?
2:32 PM - cinder: im unfriending you
2:32 PM - NitchBigga | LuneanKidneys.tf: Ryuka?
2:32 PM - cinder is now Offline.

2:57 AM - duck :): oh fuck you just fucked me wiht that meme
2:57 AM - duck :): god damnit
2:57 AM - duck :): fuck
2:57 AM - duck :): thats really killing my vibe
2:57 AM - duck :): i think im taking the anime pic off now

[11:15:21 PM] (Channel) Jay: mason touched a thots tit

3:12 AM - 20hr/week of gundam: i need to watch more gundam

"...you think the spy could farm kidneys off his dead ringer doppelganger?" - shotaway

"what the hell did he do, kill someone?" - shotaway
"...no, the opposite" - freelander
"...he resurrected the dead?" - alto

"the female body is born with a certain number of eggs" - wall
"what do they taste like" - shotaway

"there's literally nothing [in Yellowknife]... do they even have any fast food?" - zuchi
"hello? all their food is fast. IT HAS LEGS." - mason

7:13 PM - STR8^2MYFACE: i just spent 5 dollars signing my own weapons
7:13 PM - 50%_off_deez_nuts_groupon: what is wrong with you
7:13 PM - STR8^2MYFACE: i looked @ fallens inv
7:13 PM - STR8^2MYFACE: and i was like damn i wish i had a signed weapon
7:13 PM - STR8^2MYFACE: then i was like
7:13 PM - STR8^2MYFACE: whose my favorite player
7:13 PM - STR8^2MYFACE: this was the logical conclusion

12:24 AM - zuchima: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
12:25 AM - nicholasdelicatessen33: 27.769149, -82.756652
12:25 AM - zuchima: OH

5:45 AM - zuchima: FUCK
5:45 AM - zuchima: I MADE WAFFLES
5:45 AM - zuchima: AND DITN DASM
5:45 AM - zuchima: BRB

"my friend just broke up with his gf and then asked her back out two hours ago like he couldn't stand being lonely for that long why am I friends with people with no backbone" - syath
"they're better for bending" - shotaway

King Deezy55: morg never sheidled me
Low Plat Autism: she did
Low Plat Autism: tons of times
King Deezy55: air didnt do dmgt
Low Plat Autism: and you just got raped
Low Plat Autism: immediately
King Deezy55: nunu
King Deezy55: doenst knwo hwo tos mite steal a baron
Low Plat Autism: do you know how to type
King Deezy55: u q tehn smite
King Deezy55: idior
Low Plat Autism: ??
Low Plat Autism: english
King Deezy55 left the lobby

5:38 PM - Gabe ✿: weee
5:43 PM - zuchima: awew
5:45 PM - Gabe ✿: awew!
5:45 PM - Gabe ✿: "3 desu desu
5:48 PM - zuchima: hitler was so fucking close man
5:52 PM - Gabe ✿: toxic team leader

2:15 AM - BKRandy: Wow
2:15 AM - Irma forced my uber: ?
2:15 AM - BKRandy: Irma is about to owo what's this? the entire state of Florida and you think it's a joke
2:15 AM - BKRandy: Irma is going to *notices ur infrastructure*
2:15 AM - BKRandy: And you think it's a JOKE
2:19 AM - BKRandy: Look this furricane is no joke
2:19 AM - BKRandy: It's going to make the furcon orgy look like a tea party
2:20 AM - BKRandy: Why don't you mge Irma
2:20 AM - BKRandy: Impromptu FLAN
2:20 AM - Irma forced my uber has changed their name to finna 20-0 irma on spire.

4:07 AM - Shotaway: hold on
4:07 AM - Shotaway: hurricane irma has hit
4:07 AM - Shotaway: and you went to scrims tonight
4:08 AM - finna 20-0 irma on spire: only bitches die to wind

4:30 AM - stud money toad: wtf
4:30 AM - stud money toad: that's the gayest thing i've ever seen
4:30 AM - stud money toad: and i post retarded waluigi porn in mumble

[1:30:02 AM] Spades connected.
[1:30:02 AM] Spades moved in from Moving to ventrillo ask mason for details by the server.
[1:30:21 AM] To Where the fuck is East Jabib [Basically DOOR] but hey: f
[1:30:23 AM] (Channel) shotaway: f
[1:30:24 AM] (Channel) zuchima: f
[1:30:25 AM] (Channel) az: f
[1:30:27 AM] (Channel) mirrorman: f
[1:36:33 AM] duckrider32 connected.
[1:36:33 AM] duckrider32 moved in from Moving to ventrillo ask mason for details by the server.
[1:36:38 AM] (Channel) duckrider32: f

'hearing kegaman sing elton john would make me cream' - Karl

10:35 PM - sarah lover ^______________^: u put a space between the s and the yath
10:35 PM - sarah lover ^______________^: in my name in the article
10:52 PM - article out: so if you ctrl f'd syath it wouldn't come up
10:54 PM - sarah lover ^______________^: LOL
10:54 PM - sarah lover ^______________^: IT WORKED

2:48 AM - hambubger: 'factor out' pretty much always means you're trying pull sinhx out of the equation
2:48 AM - hambubger: and you don't really do that?
2:48 AM - dK DeaftJoe: maybe i just omit the sentence entirely
2:48 AM - hambubger: yeah that's what I'm thinkingh
2:48 AM - hambubger: thinking
2:48 AM - hambubger: thinkingh
2:48 AM - hambubger: hyperbolic thinking
2:49 AM - hambubger: we're doing some real thinkingh right now
2:48 AM - dK DeaftJoe: i knowh
2:49 AM - hambubger: i want to die
2:48 AM - dK DeaftJoe: hyperbolic knowledge
2:49 AM - hambubger: luneanh
2:49 AM - hambubger has changed their name to hyperbolic lunean function.