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  1. <pharaoh> medic restrict her please
  2. <lauren> shuttup
  3. <lauren> it wasn't a 5-0 roll
  4. <lauren> and i wasn't on your team
  5. <mausy> lol
  6. <mausy> gettin your cock roped
  7. <pharaoh> did you not notice everyone throwing
  8. <Mangachu_> pharaoh you did go sniper
  9. <pharaoh> because it was a fucking joke of a pug
  10. <shootist> that was actually me
  11. <shootist> aliasing as pharaoh
  12. <shootist> and going sniper
  13. <Paddie> ya
  14. <Paddie> robinson is a hacker
  15. <Paddie> i specced
  16. <lauren> oh
  17. <lauren> are you the pugna police?
  18. <r3medy> yes
  19. <Paddie> yes
  20. <shootist> yes
  21. <shootist> am i late?
  22. <Mangachu_> no?
  23. <r3medy> but you prolly shouldnt captain if you dont really know the players or are not very experienced
  24. <lauren> ok agreed
  25. <r3medy> thank you
  26. <Mangachu_> i told her who to pick
  27. <Mangachu_> oops
  28. <mausy> lol
  29. <r3medy> good job mangachu
  30. <pharaoh> xmas ruined
  31. <lauren> it doesn't matter
  32. <Mangachu_> i did it mom
  33. <mausy> was it the captaining or something else
  34. <Paddie> no
  35.  
  36. <lauren> pharoah's just pissed that he has a small dick
  37.  
  38. <Mangachu_> WOAH
  39. <Paddie> pharoah has giant cock
  40. <lauren> it's all over now
  41. <mausy> damn
  42. <Paddie> i would know
  43. <mausy> sounds like a hard cock to rope
  44. <Paddie> i've touched it
  45. <pharaoh> lauren you're so mature
  46. <r3medy> um i think she got you there phraoh
  47. <mausy> yeah its a real girl.
  48. <lauren> i'm not trying to be mature
  49. <mausy> real life girl
  50. <lauren> i just stated why you were upset
  51. <r3medy> obviously not
  52. <pharaoh> <lauren> pharoah's just pissed that he has a small dick
  53. <mausy> i see u with my eyes now
  54. <pharaoh> <lauren> pharoah's just pissed that he has a small dick
  55. <pharaoh> <lauren> pharoah's just pissed that he has a small dick
  56. <mausy> lol
  57. <shootist> pharaoh can u show dik on stream to confirm
  58. <lauren> i mean don't be ashamed or anything
  59. <pharaoh> <lauren> pharoah's just pissed that he has a small dick
  60. <r3medy> ive never seen someone stupid enough to actually say something like that
  61. <Mangachu_> LOL
  62. <lauren> i'd probably be the pugna police too if i had a tiny dick
  63. <rank> damn laurens out for blood
  64. <r3medy> we all have very nice dicks
  65. <pharaoh> <lauren> pharoah's just pissed that he has a small dick
  66. <r3medy> ill let you know
  67. <Paddie> he's not the pugna police though
  68. <Paddie> i am
  69. <Paddie> get ur facts straight
  70. <james_shocka> I'd touch pharaoh's penis.
  71. <pharaoh> honestly
  72. <pharaoh> i'm prettier
  73. <rank> pharaoh is cute dont h8
  74. <r3medy> i think lauren is just baiting pharaoh to send her dick pics
  75. <mausy> dont think it matters if pharaohs got a small dick as long as its tattood
  76. <james_shocka> wrap my mouth around his penis like a mummy
  77. <r3medy> because she is lusting for it
  78. <james_shocka> you feel me
  79. <pharaoh> honestly
  80. <r3medy> ill bet you wanna find out if he has a tatoo on his dick, dont you lauren
  81.  
  82. <lauren> is there space for a tat?
  83.  
  84. <r3medy> probably not with your mouth around it hah
  85. <mausy> do u have big hands
  86. <pharaoh> i do
  87. <lauren> listen, pharoah, no hard feelings okay
  88. <rank> lauren why do you hate pharaoh
  89. <mausy> not u pharaoh
  90. <mausy> lauren
  91. <mausy> lauren do u have big large hands
  92. <mausy> like meaty too
  93. <lauren> i'd be all pugna police nazi gestapo if i didn't get laid and had a tiny penis too
  94. <lauren> ok
  95. <lauren> so
  96. <lauren> friends?
  97. <r3medy> thats a really spiteful thing to say
  98. <r3medy> ur kind of a cunt yknow
  99. <mausy> big meaty hands
  100. <pharaoh> honestly
  101. <pharaoh> is this fifth grade
  102. <Paddie> my vagina is really moist right now guys
  103. <lauren> i know you are but what am i
  104. <dingo> there weren't this many gay circle jerks in 5th grade
  105. <pharaoh> you had me at gay circle jerks
  106. <pharaoh> <lauren> pharoah's just pissed that he has a small dick
  107. <pharaoh> <lauren> pharoah's just pissed that he has a small dick
  108. <lauren> <pharoah> i'm just upset that i have a small dick
  109. <Paddie> guys please calm down
  110. <Paddie> my mom told me that arguing is bad
  111. <r3medy> omg good one lauren! xd
  112. <flatline> you spelled pharaoh wrong
  113. <r3medy> LOL;
  114. <shootist> oh my god
  115. <mausy> rofl
  116. <pharaoh> you act like your insults are offensive
  117. <Paddie> NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING
  118. <lauren> listen
  119. <r3medy> no
  120. <lauren> if i really disliked you
  121. <r3medy> you listen
  122. <pharaoh> i cant hear you
  123. <pharaoh> i'm reading
  124. <lauren> i wouldn't go for small dick jokes
  125. <lauren> come on, i'm not a 5th grader okay
  126.  
  127. <r3medy> no one cares what you have to say lauren, you're actually just a tf2 attention whore
  128. <lagasaurus_> tf2 attention whore
  129. <lagasaurus_> hahaha whore attention tf2
  130. <lauren> it's an art form
  131.  
  132. <r3medy> sucking up to invite players by being a girl at them is pretty disgusting, not art
  133.  
  134. <lauren> i'm dating an invite player
  135. <lauren> and i happen to hangout with his friends
  136. <lauren> so suck my dick
  137.  
  138. <r3medy> well shit i guess you proved me wrong
  139. <dingo> being friends with people in tf2 is wrong
  140. <pharaoh> <lauren> pharoah's just pissed that he has a small dick
  141. <lauren> love you too
  142.  
  143. <lauren> stop adding to my attention whoring pharaoh
  144. <r3medy> you know that group of invite players makes fun of you for being so stupid when you leave right
  145. <lauren> well that's just the life of an attention whore
  146. <r3medy> yep
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