[09:39] <@Cyrosqual> ---Session 27? Start---
[09:39] <@Cyrosqual> Per wakes up.
[09:39] * Per is awake!
[09:39] <@Cyrosqual> Everything is black.
[09:39] * Per is a little confused.
[09:40] <Ikit> 1d20+4 charisma to see where Ikit went to sleep
[09:40] <Rollo> Ikit, charisma to see where Ikit went to sleep: 15 [1d20=11]
[09:40] <@Cyrosqual> Per smells sauzer.
[09:40] <Per> "Nedety?"
[09:40] <Ikit> 1d20+10 to see what happened
[09:40] <Rollo> Ikit, to see what happened: 16 [1d20=6]
[09:40] * @Nedety is asleep.
[09:40] <Ikit> 1d20+15 to see how good his lies were
[09:40] <Rollo> Ikit, to see how good his lies were: 18 [1d20=3]
[09:40] <@Cyrosqual> Ugh I have no idea
[09:40] <@Cyrosqual> Isn't Ikit's penis sore by now
[09:41] <Garren> 1d20 how favorable are the circumstances you wake in?
[09:41] <Rollo> Garren, how favorable are the circumstances you wake in?: 1 [1d20=1]
[09:41] <@Cyrosqual> Ahahahaha
[09:41] <@Cyrosqual> Okay okay wait hold on
[09:41] <Ikit> ((He's got potions of restoration for that. But nothing to stop Rollo from hating him))
[09:41] <@Nedety> ((Garren is sleeping outside. Someone has stolen most of his clothes and burned them.))
[09:42] <@Cyrosqual> Okay
[09:42] <@Cyrosqual> First of all
[09:43] <@Cyrosqual> Garren wakes up covered in mud on the roof of one of the huts.
[09:43] <Per> ((hahahaha))
[09:44] <@Cyrosqual> It looks like there is no easy way to get down.
[09:44] * Garren sits up, massaging his head. "What...how did..."
[09:44] <Garren> "How did I even get up here?"
[09:44] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit wakes up and is surrounded by darkness.
[09:45] * Garren tries to remember how much he drank the previous night.
[09:45] * Ikit decides to use his vibration sense to see if there's anything going on in the darkness that he should be mindfull of.
[09:45] <@Cyrosqual> Garren counts one, four, seven, two, nine, four. Garren sucks at counting.
[09:45] * @Nedety is still asleep
[09:46] * @Nedety no way is he going to wake up easily after drinking that much
[09:46] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit puts his nose to the ground and feels nothing.
[09:46] <Ikit> ((Oh god that mental image. Hilarious))
[09:46] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit sees a small light in the distance.
[09:46] * Garren looks around to identify the hut he was on, as well as generally wonder where his clothes are.
[09:47] * Per looks around in the darkness.
[09:47] * Ikit knows what's going on, he's dying from drinking too much. Well he knew it was bound to happen eventually. He stumbles over towards the small light.
[09:47] * Per remembers dagger. Dagger electricity-y. Electricity buzzy shiny glowy.
[09:47] * Per fishes in sash for dagger, retrieves marble.
[09:47] * @Nedety is probably still hugging Per, since he tends to do that while he's asleep
[09:48] <@Cyrosqual> Per only saw black because his eyes were getting hugged.
[09:48] * Per grumbles and puts the marble back and considers how to escape his sauzer prison.
[09:48] <@Cyrosqual> But after he looks around, he realizes that it is dark out.
[09:48] <Per> ((or he already has))
[09:48] <@Cyrosqual> (Oh)
[09:48] <Per> 1d20+10 ESCAPE
[09:48] <Rollo> Per, ESCAPE: 17 [1d20=7]
[09:49] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit walks forwards. He starts to feel... hot.
[09:49] <@Nedety> ((lessee what is Ned's CMD))
[09:50] <@Nedety> ((10 + 6 + 3 + 2))
[09:50] * Ikit knew this was going to happen as well. He's in hell now, well atleast he's where he probably belongs. He might just as well get used to it, and the pounding headache. He keeps going for a bit.
[09:50] <@Cyrosqual> Garren has no idea which hut he's on. He can't find his clothes either.
[09:50] <@Cyrosqual> ((Hey Garren did you get scale polish lately))
[09:50] <@Nedety> ((so then Per fails to escape!))
[09:50] <@Cyrosqual> Per is trapped by Ned's BEEFY SAUZER ARMS.
[09:51] <Garren> ((Not the previous night, I believe.))
[09:51] <@Cyrosqual> ((Heh... mud stays on then!))
[09:51] <@Cyrosqual> Garren sees the long hut... in the distance.
[09:51] <Garren> ((The oil is technically not for polishing, it's to keep it from shedding. Also heals small wounds faster))
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[09:52] * Per considers how to get out of this situation.
[09:52] <@Cyrosqual> ((Exactly))
[09:52] <Garren> ((Oh goodie))
[09:52] * Garren sneaks over to the edge of the roof and tries to drop down safely.
[09:52] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit feels hotter. A lot hotter. The light in the distance seems to be getting farther away from him.
[09:52] <Garren> ((Acro or climb?))
[09:53] <@Cyrosqual> Both if you're gonna do it prince of persia style
[09:53] <@Cyrosqual> Lhoryyn
[09:53] <Garren> 1d20+7 acro;1d20+6 climb
[09:53] <Rollo> Garren, acro: 14 [1d20=7]; climb: 14 [1d20=8]
[09:53] <@Nedety> ((I wonder if Per has noticed that Ned isn't wearing anything but his pants))
[09:53] * Ikit is starting to wonder if this is his eternal punishment. Run after some light and be hot. He speeds up.
[09:53] <@Cyrosqual> Per notices that Ned is only wearing pants, and nothing else.
[09:54] * Per is still trying to escape anyway.
[09:54] <Per> ((when I can roll escape artist again?))
[09:54] <@Cyrosqual> Now
[09:54] <Per> 1d20+10 ESCAPE TRY \2
[09:54] <Rollo> Per, ESCAPE TRY \2: 30 [1d20=20]
[09:54] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit runs faster and faster.
[09:54] <Per> *#
[09:54] <@Cyrosqual> 10Ikit is set on fire.
[09:55] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit is set on fire
[09:55] * @Nedety groans
[09:55] <@Cyrosqual> Per slips out of Nedety's arms, realizing he can just duck from beneath them, and manages to extricate himself away from Ned's bearhug.
[09:55] * Ikit screams out in pain as well as surprise. He runs off in a different directions and stops, drops and roll.
[09:56] * Per freeeee
[09:57] <@Cyrosqual> The ground beneath Ikit is suddenly made of flash paper. The fire on him sets it alight and it sears into his eyes as he falls down.
[09:57] <Ikit> ((He needs more fire resistance before I implement the plan to light him on fire to make him immune to grapples))
[09:57] <Garren> ((Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire, eh?))
[09:57] <Ikit> ((Exactly, plus it's awesome))
[09:58] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit falls down through the eye of a monsterous tornado of flames.
[09:58] * Ikit is starting to not like hell anymore. He screams a bit more.
[09:58] * @Nedety shifts a bit but doesn't wake up
[09:58] <Ikit> ((Hmm, wonder if S_F just sort of autojoined but isn't really here))
[09:59] <@Cyrosqual> The air below Ikit turns black and flies up at him. It collides with his right arm with enough force to break, then sever it entirely, leaving rough pieces of bone and muscle behind.
[10:00] <@Cyrosqual> Also he is still on fire.
[10:01] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit hears immature laughter.
[10:01] * Per looks around again!
[10:01] * Ikit is in fact starting to think that hell fucking sucks, it's not fun at all. And that laughter and the constant being on fire is starting to piss him off. He start looking after the source of the laughter.
[10:01] * Garren begins a stealthy search for his clothes.
[10:01] <Garren> 1d20+14 sneak dat shit
[10:01] <Rollo> Garren, sneak dat shit: 28 [1d20=14]
[10:02] <@Cyrosqual> Oh shoot sorry Garren
[10:02] <@Cyrosqual> One sec
[10:02] <@Cyrosqual> Per sees the fabric flap exit and night behind it. The rest of the hut is not well-illuminated enough to make out more than basic objects like Ned and the bed.
[10:03] * Per leaves the hut and looks around some more. Inquisitive Per is go.
[10:04] <@Cyrosqual> Garren drops down from the hut, wallwalking down to slow the distance. Fortunately his terminal velocity is not high enough to take damage from what he doesn't manage to slow.
[10:05] <@Cyrosqual> He sneaks off in search of clothes! and finds nothing nearby. The sky is dark, and no moon shines down to illuminate things.
[10:06] * Per looks up and sees NO MOON
[10:06] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit looks for the source of laughter. He sees nothing below him but when he flips around to look above him a dark mass of air slams down on him and sinks its talons into his flesh.
[10:06] * Per sits down to ponder upon the ramifications of this.
[10:06] <@Cyrosqual> 1d5
[10:06] <Rollo> Cyrosqual, 1d5: 5 [1d5=5]
[10:07] <@Cyrosqual> Naked Garren happens upon Per in his stealthy search for garments.
[10:07] * Per notices naked Garren.
[10:07] <@Cyrosqual> (Roll perception Per)
[10:07] <@Cyrosqual> ((Garren is a ninja))
[10:07] <Per> 1d20+5 oh right whoops
[10:07] <Rollo> Per, oh right whoops: 18 [1d20=13]
[10:07] <Per> ((yeah no)
[10:07] * Ikit screams some more and starts flailing around with his legs and remaining arm. This is really starting to hurt alot.
[10:07] <@Cyrosqual> Per does NOT notices naked Garren.
[10:07] * Per doesn't notice naked Garren, thank the gods
[10:09] * Garren wonders whether to ask Per if he's seen the clothes but then thinks again. How would Per know? Well...guess it wouldn't hurt. "Psst. Per. Have you seen loose clothes anywhere?"
[10:09] <@Cyrosqual> The black thing moves down and jaws Ikit's other arm, then twists its head jerkily, breaking the bones with impossible strength. It stabs Ikit's sternum with a claw and pushes harshly down on him as a brace while it rips his remaining arm off.
[10:09] <@Cyrosqual> ((Stupid colors))
[10:10] * Ikit would really throw some spells now, but the lack of arms makes it difficult. He has to settle for more screaming and spitting at the creature holding him down. There is alot of cursing involved as well as a coiple of anatomically unlikely things promised to be done to any progeny of the thing
[10:10] * Per looks around. "Who there's- oh, Garre- what. Well. Uh. That makes sense. No. Um. Good luck finding them."
[10:11] <@Cyrosqual> The black thing giggles and kisses Ikit. Its replacement for saliva is acid.
[10:12] <@Cyrosqual> ((Did ned wake up yet))
[10:13] * Ikit 's screaming gets a bit off key due to molten faceparts and acid in mouth. This might all be very nice without the dismemberment and the burning and the acid saliva.
[10:13] <@Nedety> ((Iunno))
[10:13] <@Nedety> ((pick))
[10:13] <@Cyrosqual> Ned wakes up. Something is warm.
[10:13] * @Nedety mh
[10:14] * @Nedety yawns.
[10:14] * @Nedety looks around the room blurrily. Warm?
[10:14] <@Cyrosqual> The black thing rips some of Ikit's muscle away as it takes off from him and starts flying above him. It giggles again and points down below Ikit.
[10:14] <@Cyrosqual> Ned doesn't see Per...
[10:15] * @Nedety can't remember if he's supposed to see Per or not. Where is warm?
[10:15] <@Cyrosqual> Ned's belly is warm.
[10:15] * @Nedety oh
[10:15] <Garren> "Figures. Erm. What happened last night...er...earlier? It's kind of fuzzy..."
[10:15] * @Nedety yawns again.
[10:15] <Per> "I... don't actually remember."
[10:15] * Per pauses.
[10:15] <Per> "And I don't think that even makes any sense for me."
[10:15] * Ikit has some difficulty in moving around to see what's being pointed at. The pain isn't so bad right now, or atleast that's what he tells himself, not like it can get much worse now right?
[10:15] <Garren> "Did you get drunk too?"
[10:16] <Per> "Oh, that I remember."
[10:16] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit sees hundreds of black things below him of all shapes and sizes. A well of laughter rises up at him.
[10:17] <Garren> "Er. Do you at least remember if there was someone with me around then? Someone who might know where my clothes ended up?"
[10:17] <@Cyrosqual> Ned's bellybutton in particular is warm.
[10:18] <@Cyrosqual> Uh
[10:18] <@Cyrosqual> Hold on lemme check if Per knows
[10:18] <Per> ((I can't remember last session OoCly so this is not hard to fake :D))
[10:18] <@Cyrosqual> No he doesn't he went to bed too fast
[10:18] * Ikit slurs out something along the lines of "Well fuck you too." and then rolls off whatever ledge he's on down into the crowd. Maybe he can set some of of them on fire or injure them with the impact or something.
[10:18] * Per [cyral shrug]. "Sorry, no idea. Must've passed out before then."
[10:19] <Garren> "Well, thanks anyway."
[10:19] <@Cyrosqual> Oh no Ikit was still falling
[10:19] <@Cyrosqual> The entire time
[10:19] <Per> "Say."
[10:19] <Per> "What do you make of the sky?"
[10:19] <Per> "I don't see a moon anywhere."
[10:20] * Garren vanishes into the night and looks for Scharf's hut. Chances are, she had some idea where the object of his quest lay.
[10:20] <Garren> 1d20+14 vanish into the night!
[10:20] <Rollo> Garren, vanish into the night!: 17 [1d20=3]
[10:20] * Per looks around.
[10:20] <Per> 1d20+5
[10:20] <Rollo> Per, 1d20+5: 11 [1d20=6]
[10:20] <Per> "...Garren?"
[10:20] <Per> "Oh, never mind."
[10:21] <Garren> ((Your Perceptionfails))
[10:21] * Ikit still tells them to fuck off
[10:21] * @Nedety feels very dizzy.
[10:21] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit sees a multitude of black things swarm together and swirl, becoming a single entity. He falls towards it and it opens its huge jaws, revealing black teeth in dozens of rows.
[10:21] * @Nedety ...
[10:21] * @Nedety isn't wearing a shirt. Hm.
[10:21] <Per> ((man did Per like))
[10:22] <Per> ((manage to escape last night unscathed))
[10:22] <Per> ((despite being the first one passed out))
[10:22] <@Cyrosqual> Garren sneaks away to Scharf's hut! He reaches it. The fabric flap is there, keeping the cool air out.
[10:22] * Ikit has a demented grin plastered to his face, mostly because a lack of lips by now. This is really painful and really pissing him off and he really hates that he can't do anything about it.
[10:23] * @Nedety idly thinks, not really wanting to stand up
[10:24] * Garren listens at the doorway to see if she was still up and about.
[10:24] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit falls into the whirlwind of teeth. They spin around like saws and rip into his flesh.
[10:24] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit wakes up.
[10:25] <Garren> 1d20+6
[10:25] <Rollo> Garren, 1d20+6: 7 [1d20=1]
[10:25] <Garren> ((GLUH))
[10:25] <@Cyrosqual> Garren can't tell by means of a strong wind in his ear.
[10:25] * Ikit screams like a soul of the damned! Shitty nightmares.
[10:25] <@Cyrosqual> Perception checks to hear that!
[10:26] * Per sits on the ground and stares up into the sky durr lookit the shiny lights
[10:26] <Per> 1d20+5 WHAT WHAT SOMEONE IN TROUBLE
[10:26] <Rollo> Per, WHAT WHAT SOMEONE IN TROUBLE: 25 [1d20=20]
[10:26] * @Nedety really wants to hug someone
[10:26] * Per leaps into action!
[10:26] * Per charges towards wherever Ikit is!
[10:26] <@Nedety> 1d20+10 Nedetyhearing, minus penalty for being completely out of it?
[10:26] <Rollo> Nedety, Nedetyhearing, minus penalty for being completely out of it?: 26 [1d20=16]
[10:27] <@Cyrosqual> Per runs towards Ikit hut and finds him getting clobbered with pillows by a kobold. "Augh, shut up! Shut up!!"
[10:27] * Per takes a moment to size up the situation. What does the other kobold look like?
[10:28] <@Cyrosqual> The other kobold looks like a kobold.
[10:28] <@Cyrosqual> ((Heal check for anything else))
[10:28] <Per> 1d20+1 surprisingly Per has this skill
[10:28] <Rollo> Per, surprisingly Per has this skill: 14 [1d20=13]
[10:28] <@Cyrosqual> The kobold is male, and it appears his ears hurt.
[10:29] * Garren peeks in through the flap to see if she was inside. If not, he sneaks in to look for possible clothes.
[10:29] * Per determines the kobold to be NOT A THREAT. He charges into the hut. "I'm here to collect the shouty guy!"
[10:29] <@Cyrosqual> Garren sees her flumped down face-up on the bed.
[10:29] * Ikit sits up "Ok ok, stop hitting me with the pillow, the hangover is bad enough. Damn that was a nasty nightmare."
[10:30] <@Nedety> ((aw crap, my aunt just lost her major client))
[10:30] <@Cyrosqual> "Gah, do it then! Ow. Ow..."
[10:30] <@Cyrosqual> ((Nooo D:))
[10:30] * @Nedety doesn't want to stand up.
[10:30] <@Cyrosqual> "You could rouse the damned with that scream!"
[10:30] <Garren> 1d20+14 stealth ye boldy hero
[10:30] <Rollo> Garren, stealth ye boldy hero: 22 [1d20=8]
[10:30] <Ikit> ((That's not good. Also, trying to multitask roleplaying and cooking is harder than it might seem))
[10:30] <Per> "Ikit!"
[10:30] <Per> "Outside!"
[10:31] * @Nedety tries to do so anyway but finds his body to be somewhat uncooperative. Sitting on the floor is fine.
[10:31] * Per marches back outside again.
[10:31] <Ikit> "What, keep it down Per. I got a hangover and shit." Ikit turns to the bold who he... doesn't actually remember all that happened but he assumes everyone had a good time "Sorry about that. I get some very bad nightmares at times."
[10:32] <@Cyrosqual> Black mass rises up in front of Ikit.
[10:32] * Ikit gulps a bit "Anyway, had fun have to go now. Bye." he follows after Per at haste as soon as he's got all of his stuff
[10:33] <Ikit> ((back to the potatoes for a few mins again))
[10:33] <@Cyrosqual> Something falls out of Nedety's bellybutton as he rises.
[10:34] * @Nedety ?
[10:34] * @Nedety what is this
[10:34] <@Cyrosqual> It is a rock, Nedety
[10:34] * @Nedety looks at the rock. Huh.
[10:35] <@Cyrosqual> 10The rock is red, shining a little.
[10:35] * Per marches back to... somewhere. The hut he was sleeping in. He feels he should go find Azil, but part of him tells him that wouldn't be a good idea for some reason.
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[10:35] * @Nedety stares at the rock. 8<
[10:35] <@Cyrosqual> Per marches around in a circle and then goes back to the hut. Nedety is inside, lookin' at a rock.
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[10:36] <@Cyrosqual> The rock does nothing.
[10:36] <Per> "What's with the rock?"
[10:37] * Garren looks around for familiar clothes in the hut, being sneaky as to not wake Scharf up.
[10:37] * @Nedety looks over at Per but doesn't say anything.
[10:37] <@Cyrosqual> 1d20+8
[10:37] <Rollo> Cyrosqual, 1d20+8: 24 [1d20=16]
[10:37] <Ikit> ((Ok back from the potatoes for a while))
[10:37] * @Nedety 's current expression is impossible to read
[10:38] <Per> 1d20+5 I'LL LET THE DICE BE THE JUDGE OF THAT
[10:38] <Rollo> Per, I'LL LET THE DICE BE THE JUDGE OF THAT: 10 [1d20=5]
[10:38] * Per can't read Nedety's expression.
[10:38] <@Cyrosqual> "Mmph." the kobold opens an eye and lazily drags it around the room.
[10:38] <Per> "...Are you okay?"
[10:38] * Ikit stalks after Per, trying to not think about the dream. Keep that dream as far away as possible.
[10:38] <Per> "Also, Ikit, why the screaming?"
[10:38] <@Cyrosqual> ((Ikiiiit you ignored something))
[10:39] * Garren stops moving, glances at Scharf to see if she noticed him.
[10:39] * @Nedety tries to say something, but his entire body seems to be a bit off at the moment. "Mmhsslrrr."
[10:39] <@Cyrosqual> 1d20+8
[10:39] <Rollo> Cyrosqual, 1d20+8: 13 [1d20=5]
[10:39] <Ikit> ((I did, what was that?))
[10:39] <@Cyrosqual> Garren is not seen, but she's awakeish
[10:39] <@Cyrosqual> ((Black thing in front of you
[10:39] <Ikit> ((Ikit ran away))
[10:39] <@Cyrosqual> Oh haha
[10:40] <Ikit> ((It's one of his many solutions to problems))
[10:40] <Ikit> "Nightmare, was a bad one. Real fucking bad one."
[10:40] <Per> "...nightmare?"
[10:40] * Per does not understand this concept of "nightmare".
[10:40] * Per has freaky alien brains.
[10:41] * @Nedety stumbles over toward Per. Huuuuug.
[10:41] <Per> "What's a nightmare?"
[10:41] <Garren> "Sorry, did I wake you? I was just wondering where my clothes are. I seem to have, erh, misplaced them."
[10:41] <Per> "GAH"
[10:41] * Garren checks that he hasn't been tracking mud all over the hut's less muddy floor
[10:41] <@Cyrosqual> Garren has.
[10:42] <Ikit> "Nightmares are bad dreams, you know stuff that you see when you're asleep."
[10:42] * @Nedety rubs the side of his face against Per. He has no idea why he's doing this but it feels right.
[10:42] <@Nedety> ((I am not sure if Ned actually even knows who he's hugging))
[10:42] <@Cyrosqual> "Uh... oh..." she grumbly sits up. "You threw them into the kitchen fire, remember?"
[10:42] * Per pushes Nedety head away. "I don't... what, you mean the lights?"
[10:42] * Garren blinks. "I did what?!"
[10:42] <Ikit> ((brb))
[10:43] <Per> "How can they be that frightening?"
[10:43] <Garren> ((THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS))
[10:43] <@Cyrosqual> "You went into the kitchen, stripped naked, and put your clothes in the fire. Then you started rubbing butter all over yourself."
[10:44] * @Nedety interrupts Per by trying to lie back down. Too early. More sleep.
[10:44] <@Cyrosqual> "Then you hugged the chief's daughter. I think you had too much to drink..."
[10:44] * Garren gets a very 'eeeeeeeh' expression on his face. "That...doesn't sound like me. But...yeah. Drunk, probably. I can't remember a damn thing."
[10:45] <Garren> "...damnit. Now I have to find new clothes. I liked my old ones."
[10:45] <@Cyrosqual> "After that, I think someone was mud wrestling you for honor or something...?"
[10:45] <@Cyrosqual> Sense motive Garren
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[10:45] <Garren> 1d20+1
[10:45] <Rollo> Garren, 1d20+1: 9 [1d20=8]
[10:45] <Garren> "Oh. Okay?"
[10:45] <@Cyrosqual> She is totally telling the truth. Totally.
[10:46] <Garren> ((Damnit now I want to know what REALLY happened))
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[10:47] <@Cyrosqual> ((Did Ned just try and lie down WITH Per again))
[10:47] <@Nedety> ((yes))
[10:47] <@Nedety> ((Ned wants to sleep))
[10:47] <@Cyrosqual> ((Ahahaha))
[10:47] <@Cyrosqual> ((Perpillows))
[10:47] <@Nedety> ((if Ikit had come into the hut first he'd be hugging him instead))
[10:47] <@Cyrosqual> ((What about Garren))
[10:47] <@Cyrosqual> ((Naked mud hugs))
[10:47] <@Nedety> ((same))
[10:48] <@Nedety> ((ahaha))
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[10:49] * Per attempts to escape again
[10:50] <Garren> ((Last I got was [20:48] <@Nedety> ((ahaha))
[10:50] <Per> 1d20+10 aaaaaa
[10:50] <Rollo> Per, aaaaaa: 11 [1d20=1]
[10:50] * Per is a pillow.
[10:50] <@Cyrosqual> ((No that's correct))
[10:50] <@Cyrosqual> ((Hahaha))
[10:50] * Per is a wriggly pillow, but a pillow nonetheless.
[10:51] * @Nedety tries to fall back asleep. Honestly this is probably a fairly easy task at the moment.
[10:52] * Per is slept on. "aaaaaa"
[10:52] <Ikit> "Well they're kind of like bad memories that you can't escape or something."
[10:52] <@Nedety> ((Ned is probably using Per as something closer to a teddy bear than a pillow :V))
[10:52] <@Cyrosqual> ((Teddycyral))
[10:53] <@Cyrosqual> ((Teddyper))
[10:53] <Garren> ((A toy cyral with button eyes~))
[10:53] <S_F> ((Oh god what am I missing aaaaaaaaa))
[10:53] <Garren> ((Garren wandering around naked and covered in mud. Apparently he burnt his own clothes when drunk))
[10:53] <@Cyrosqual> ((YOU ARE MISSING NIGHTMARES, NAKED MUDDY KOBOLDS, AND CYRALS AS PILLOWS))
[10:53] <@Nedety> ((Ned, the morning after getting really drunk))
[10:54] <Ikit> ((Me trying to cook food and be active at the same time. Potatoes are now merrily boiling and stuff))
[10:54] <Garren> ((Although that seems more like something you would do when high on a variety of drugs))
[10:54] <S_F> ((Oh god I come back to Ikit being mutilated :vc))
[10:54] <Garren> ((What if Lhoryn ran into a Garren in the dark |3))
[10:54] <@Nedety> ((hey, maybe he had an actual plan))
[10:54] <Ikit> ((I have seen people do some pretty insane stuff when drunk))
[10:54] <@Nedety> ((and it just kind of got mixed up with another plan somehow))
[10:56] <Ikit> ((A plan to mudwrestle all the village ladies naked as a celebration for the wedding))
[10:56] <@Nedety> ((hahaha))
[10:58] <@Nedety> ((:V))
[10:58] <Garren> ((Now I have a reason to get back to Goblin town))
[10:58] <Garren> ((Get another sword and new clothes))
[10:58] <S_F> (( .-. Missing yet another session for reasons beyond my control. Sorry guys :<))
[10:58] <@Nedety> (('sok))
[10:59] <@Cyrosqual> "...Are you alright?"
[10:59] * Garren looks for a place to wash up, probably the village bath place whatsit.
[10:59] <Garren> ((Who was asked?))
[10:59] *** S_F quit (Quit: <)
[10:59] <@Cyrosqual> The kobold, unless you left and I didn't see
[11:00] <Ikit> ((Don't you still have the sword?))
[11:00] <Garren> "What do you mean? 'course. I just...bah. Never getting drunk again."
[11:00] * Per grumbles.
[11:00] <Garren> ((Yes, but he can DUAL-WIELD))
[11:00] * Per is a grumbly teddycyral today.
[11:01] <Ikit> ((That does require some extra weapons, unless he starts to use his free hand to punch with))
[11:01] <@Nedety> ((surprised Ikit has no comment on this))
[11:01] * @Nedety is probably asleep again. Warm. :3
[11:02] <@Cyrosqual> Remembering the way, Garren heads to the poolbaththingplace area.
[11:02] <Garren> "Is the bath house open at night?"
[11:02] <Garren> ((Ignore that last post :P))
[11:02] <@Cyrosqual> "Yeah."
[11:02] <Ikit> ((He's byst beeing shook up and stuff))
[11:02] <Ikit> ((busy))
[11:02] <@Nedety> ((:O))
[11:03] <@Cyrosqual> There are three kobolds at the bath area.
[11:03] * Ikit finds a good spot to lie down on top of Nedety. His hangover needs to calm down a bit.
[11:03] <@Nedety> ((hahaha))
[11:03] * Garren gets into the water as long as something isn't terribly wrong with it
[11:03] * Garren washes the mud off, makes an alarming discovery. Another patch of dead skin peels off :<
[11:04] <Ikit> ((Doggies make good pillows, time to see if the same holds true for Sauzers))
[11:04] <@Nedety> ((well he's probably going to wind up just switching to hugging Ikit as soon as he subconsciously notices))
[11:04] <@Cyrosqual> 10The water is waaarm. Kobold drops another heated rock in.
[11:05] <@Cyrosqual> ((Control K why do you stop working))
[11:05] <@Nedety> ((speaking of which))
[11:05] <@Nedety> 1d20+10 Nedetysubconsciousvision!
[11:05] <Rollo> Nedety, Nedetysubconsciousvision!: 14 [1d20=4]
[11:05] <@Nedety> ((or whatever))
[11:06] * Garren grumbles and scrubs off as much of the shedding skin as possible.
[11:06] <@Nedety> ((really I probably just ought to roll a 1d2-1 for this))
[11:07] <@Cyrosqual> Heheh
[11:07] * @Nedety seems to notice Ikit lying on him, and shifts around so that he is hugging both Per and Ikit.
[11:07] <@Cyrosqual> Doublehugs
[11:08] * Ikit is embraced in the warm and gentle hug of his friend. He feels good.
[11:08] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit feels something warm in Ned's pants.
[11:08] <Garren> ((:O))
[11:08] <@Nedety> ((:O wat))
[11:09] * Ikit is reminded of his nightmare and gets up "Ned, what's that hot thing in your pants?"
[11:09] * @Nedety is sleeping lightly enough to wake up as a result. "Mmmh?"
[11:09] <Garren> ((What are the hut floors like anyway?))
[11:09] <@Cyrosqual> The hotness dies down to merely warm.
[11:09] <Garren> ((Dirt, wood, stone?))
[11:10] * @Nedety what is in my pants
[11:10] * Per tries to wriggle out of Nedety's grip again.
[11:10] <Per> 1d20+10
[11:10] <@Cyrosqual> ((They're mostly soft wood))
[11:10] <Rollo> Per, 1d20+10: 27 [1d20=17]
[11:10] <@Cyrosqual> Nedety finds stone.
[11:10] <@Nedety> ((plus circumstance bonus since Ned was distracted, but that's good enough anyway))
[11:10] <Ikit> "What's that Ned?"
[11:10] * @Nedety takes the stone out of his pants
[11:11] <@Cyrosqual> The stone is warm from Ned's body heat.
[11:11] * Per is free!
[11:11] * Per ... doesn't really know what to do anyway.
[11:11] * Per goes back on the bed and lies down.
[11:11] * @Nedety wonders if he should just take off all his clothes, it's more comfortable sleeping without them on
[11:12] <@Cyrosqual> ((Oh god haha))
[11:12] * Ikit decides to throw a detect magic on the stone, because he likes showing off his powers.
[11:12] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit detects magic.
[11:12] <@Nedety> 1d3 yyn
[11:12] <Rollo> Nedety, yyn: 3 [1d3=3]
[11:12] <@Nedety> ((or screw it))
[11:12] <Ikit> ((Knowledge arcana to figure out what sort of magic?))
[11:12] <@Cyrosqual> Sure"
[11:12] * @Nedety shuffles out of his pants without getting up.
[11:13] * @Nedety feels better.
[11:13] <Ikit> 1d20+10 figure out the magic of the rock
[11:13] <Rollo> Ikit, figure out the magic of the rock: 25 [1d20=15]
[11:13] <@Cyrosqual> Multiple magic.
[11:13] <@Nedety> ((when Ned properly wakes up it will occur to him that he has no idea where his shirt or armor are, but))
[11:13] <@Cyrosqual> Haha
[11:14] * Garren gets up out of the water and looks for a towel maybe. Anything to dry off with.
[11:14] <Ikit> 1d20+10 knowledge arcana to figure out what the rock does
[11:14] <Rollo> Ikit, knowledge arcana to figure out what the rock does: 17 [1d20=7]
[11:15] * Per dozes off again somehow.
[11:15] * @Nedety idly watches whatever Ikit is doing, mostly asleep.
[11:15] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit FAILS.
[11:15] <@Cyrosqual> Garren sees no towels. Except for one. Scharf is waving it by the entrance.
[11:16] <Ikit> 1d20+11 use magic device, Ikit tries to figure out if it's a magic device of some sort and if he can use it
[11:16] <Rollo> Ikit, use magic device, Ikit tries to figure out if it's a magic device of some sort and if he can use it: 13 [1d20=2]
[11:16] <Ikit> ((Damn you Rollo, you got my hopes up there for a short while))
[11:16] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit isn't sure. Could be a rock.
[11:16] * Garren rolls his eyes a bit and walks over to Scharf. "Can I have it?" he asks, grinning slightly.
[11:17] * Ikit decides that the rock shall surrender its mysteries to him. He sits down and works on it until it damn well surrenders some mysteries.
[11:17] <@Cyrosqual> She runs out.
[11:17] <@Cyrosqual> Sense motiiive
[11:17] <Ikit> ((She inetends for Garren to streak through the village))
[11:17] * @Nedety wants to go to sleep but at the same time decides to watch whatever Ikit is doing.
[11:17] <@Cyrosqual> ((How did you know D:))
[11:17] <Garren> 1d20+1 haaaaang oooon
[11:17] <Rollo> Garren, haaaaang oooon: 9 [1d20=8]
[11:18] <@Cyrosqual> She has his towel, wants him to chase!
[11:18] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit what are you DOING exactly
[11:18] <Ikit> ((Sitting and staring at a rock and taking 10 or 20 at figuring out what magical mysteries its hiding))
[11:19] <@Cyrosqual> Can't do that with knowledges
[11:19] <@Cyrosqual> What's your use device
[11:19] <Ikit> 1d20+10 again then with knowledge arcana
[11:19] <Rollo> Ikit, again then with knowledge arcana: 24 [1d20=14]
[11:19] <Ikit> ((11))
[11:20] * Garren chuckles and chases after her. Fortunately he's rather quick on his feet ((Fleet feat, woo~)).
[11:20] <@Cyrosqual> Can't reroll them either, except for special circumstances
[11:20] <Ikit> ((Damn))
[11:21] <@Cyrosqual> Ikit DOES determine that there is something strange with the spells on it.
[11:21] <Ikit> ((Oh well, Ikit sits and stares at a rock in a contest of will for mysteries))
[11:21] <@Nedety> ((until Ned gets bored of watching him stare and decides to hug him again))
[11:21] <@Cyrosqual> They each seem to be completely and totally different.
[11:22] <@Cyrosqual> ((Staring contest with Ned. YOU WILL LOSE.))
[11:22] <Ikit> "Hey Ned, where did you get this rock?"
[11:22] <@Nedety> "Mh?"
[11:22] <@Nedety> "Uh."
[11:22] <@Nedety> "Iunno."
[11:22] <Ikit> ((Ikit might win if he's stoned out of his skull))
[11:22] * Per sleeep
[11:23] <Ikit> "Well it has some strange magic on it. Do you want to hold on to it or should I keep it?"
[11:23] <@Cyrosqual> Garren chases!
[11:23] <@Nedety> "Y'c'nhavvit."
[11:23] <@Cyrosqual> She runs around but he catches up to her around the middle of the town.
[11:23] <@Cyrosqual> ((Village. Whatever.))
[11:24] <@Cyrosqual> ((Tribe, collection of huts?))
[11:24] * Ikit puts the rock in his bag of holding. He's starting to carry around alot of random stuff there.
[11:24] * @Nedety hugs Ikit more tightly and curls up. He wants to sleep now.
[11:25] <@Cyrosqual> Heheh
[11:25] <@Cyrosqual> Garren she's still running around
[11:26] <@Nedety> ((and thusly Ikit was actually able to sleep with a party member))
[11:26] * Garren attempts to grab her!
[11:26] * Ikit is hugged and doesn't really feel like breaking the hug yet. He doesn't have the heart to break up the hug.
[11:26] <@Nedety> ((... it just happened to be Ned))
[11:26] <Garren> ((And/or tackle))
[11:26] <@Cyrosqual> CMB!
[11:27] <Garren> 1d20+9
[11:27] <Rollo> Garren, 1d20+9: 10 [1d20=1]
[11:27] <Garren> ((oooof!))
[11:27] * Garren misses a tackle~
[11:27] <@Nedety> ((god Rollo just hates you today))
[11:27] <@Cyrosqual> Garren grabs for Scharf, but only falls. She catches him and chuckles in a koboldly way.
[11:28] <@Cyrosqual> Garren realizes that he's completely naked and air-dried from the running.
[11:29] * Garren grumbles, gets to his feet. Then idly glances about to see if anyone's staring. "...fine, keep the towel."
[11:29] <@Cyrosqual> She wraps the towel around Garren anyway. There are only two people staring, and they probably couldn't see anything anyway.
[11:31] <Garren> "...oh right, I still need to clean your floor. Tracks."
[11:32] <@Cyrosqual> 10She sighs. "Okay, come on..."
[11:32] <@Cyrosqual> ((Aargh))
[11:32] <@Cyrosqual> ((Everyone wanna stop now since you're 80% sleeping?))
[11:32] <Ikit> ((Seems like something more than the floors are going to get cleaned))
[11:32] <Garren> ((hurf hurf))
[11:32] <Garren> ((Stopping here is okay))
[11:32] <Per> ((Welp see))
[11:32] <Ikit> ((Eh, unless plot bites us in the ass I think we can stop here))
[11:33] <Per> ((with significantly fewer people here))
[11:33] <@Cyrosqual> And thus, Ikit, Per, and Nedety hugged all night long.
[11:33] <Per> ((i'm kind of at a loss for things to do :X))
[11:33] <Per> ((this works))
[11:33] <@Cyrosqual> While Garren scrubbed.
[11:33] <@Cyrosqual> And then possibly had sex again who knows
[11:33] *** Per changed nick to Cirr
[11:33] <@Cyrosqual> ---Session 27 End---
[11:33] <Ikit> ((Our daring escape can't really be pulled off without the rest here, or atleast a few more of them))
[11:33] *** Ikit changed nick to ElNakedo
[11:33] <Cirr> >also since you are going to die you could as well call a scam on keeping you both alive (as in, it would be more expensive to kill both rather that not give you work, wich you didnt did) and wanted to have a actual goal that you could choose for the empire but has been cockblocked even in the part where you cant interact with your mate because she is a frigid bitch that loves being a tool and hurting you for amusement.
[11:34] <Cirr> someone translate this into english for me
[11:34] <Garren> Sorry, I don't know 5copper
[11:34] <Cirr> i don't speak 5copper
[11:34] <Cirr> >    Tell it that after a long period of study, you have decided that the planets' sentient race are adorable, and that the optimal strategy for dealing with them is to cuddle.
[11:34] <Cirr> if only that talent had been hugs and not freak biology
[11:34] <ElNakedo> I think you first need to retranslate it into Portugese with google translator and then get Farmer to translate it for you
[11:34] *** Nedety changed nick to TypoSE
[11:35] <@TypoSE> although it will probably be funny to describe to the people who weren't here
[11:35] <@TypoSE> "what happened last session?"
[11:35] <@TypoSE> "Ned slept with Ikit"
[11:35] <Cirr> "yeah ikit and nedety and per slept together"
[11:35] <Cirr> your way of phrasing it is better
[11:35] <@Cyrosqual> "Aaaaall niiiight"
[11:35] <ElNakedo> "It was hot."
[11:35] <ElNakedo> "Mainly due to a magical rock in the middle."
[11:36] <@TypoSE> ahahahaha!
[11:37] <@TypoSE> right
[11:37] <@TypoSE> I need to update later today
[11:38] <ElNakedo> Hmm, time for dinner. A very late dinner
[11:39] <ElNakedo> I will be back after my hunger has been satisfied
[11:39] <@TypoSE> oh right
[11:40] <@TypoSE> someone pick one of the following languages:
[11:40] <@TypoSE> Hausa Indonesian Filipino Swahili Turkish Vietnamese Polish Spanish Portuguese French Italian
[11:40] <Exunap> English!
[11:40] <Dylan343> latin :p
[11:40] <@TypoSE> I already did English!
[11:40] <@TypoSE> Latin is not on my list! :C
[11:40] <Dylan343> Hausa
[11:40] *** Exunap changed nick to Exuno5912
[11:40] <@TypoSE> Hausa, got it
[11:42] <Cirr> oh god it's exuno
[11:42] * Cirr goes into hiding
[11:43] * Cyrosqual hides with Cirr, completely defeating the purpose by being obvious about it
[11:43] *** Cyrosqual changed nick to Rosgone
[11:43] <@TypoSE> :O
[11:43] *** Cirr changed nick to CirrAway
[11:43] <CirrAway> if i change my nick maybe i will fool him
[11:43] <@TypoSE> hahaha
[11:46] <Garren> oh look
[11:46] <Garren> A Forgotten Beast named Miyufa Sweatumbral
[11:47] <CirrAway> look out it'll sweat hoveroctocatshadows at you
[11:48] *** CirrAway changed nick to Cirr
[11:50] *** Garren quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[11:50] *** Garren (~Prometheu@Rizon-156104A2.yok.fi) joined
[12:00] *** Parodius (anonymous@Rizon-B6E8A250.dial1.dallas1.level3.net) joined
[12:03] <Parodius> It's quiet.  A little too quiet.
[12:04] <Cirr> session already happened D:
[12:04] <Parodius> WAT.
[12:05] <Parodius> =n=  Got up at the usual session time for nothing.
[12:05] <@Rosgone> What oh god sorry
[12:05] <@Rosgone> Um wanna do another one
[12:06] <@Rosgone> Typo you said paro wasn't gonna be here!
[12:07] * Parodius goes and sits in the corner.
[12:07] <@Rosgone> DD: