EE RSS

<?php
$feed = file_get_contents('http://blog.everybodyedits.com/feed/'); // Get feed from blog
$rss = simplexml_load_string($feed); // PHPify it with black magic

$title = $rss->channel->item->title."<br />\n"; // Get the title
$rawpost = $rss->channel->item->children('content', true)->encoded."\n"; // Get the whole post
$comments = strrpos($rawpost, '<a rel="nofollow"'); // Find where the comments button begins. This works because it's the only nofollow link in the post.
$post = substr($rawpost, 0, $comments); // Get the part of the post starting from the beginning until the start of the comments button.

echo $title."\n";
echo $post."\n";
?>