Battlequotes 2

Ichirou v Raimie
Ichi: Cute frills.
Raimie: Why thank you.
Ichi: Shame they gotta go.

Ichirou v Kai
Ichi: Need something?
Kai: Yeah, and I found him.
Ichi: Did Leslie set this up?

Ichirou v Leslie
Ichi: Keep away, fujo!
Les: Come on, its not like wrote a comic about you two.
Ichi: Better safe than sorry!

Ichirou v Jackie
Ichi: What's up, sister?
Jackie: Gonna pay for what you said about my ass.
Ichi: But it really is--Nevermind, I'll shut up.

Ichirou v Angie
Ichi: Would you...?
Angie: Ready to go a couple of rounds, tiger?
Ichi: W-Wait, I'm not ready for this.

Ichirou v Dwight
Ichi: Say, your girl has a really nice rack.
DwightL If you say anything about her...
Ichi: Geeze I ain't taking her...yet.

Ichirou v NDwight
Ichi: How often do you beat it?
NDwight: I have no need for vulgar pleasure.
Ichi: Eunich, got it.

Ichirou v Sean
Ichi: Teach me how to cook, will you?
Sean: Gonna win over a girl's stomach?
Ichi: I guess you can say that.

Ichirou v Yuuki
Ichi: I can take you away from all this.
Yuu: The last guy that said that got shot by my bodyguard.
Ichi: I'll just...go over here instead.

Ichirou v Arianne
Ichi: How good is your bf?
Ari: Good in what way?
Ichi: In the only way that matters, honey.

Ichirou v Phillip
Ichi: Hey there sailor, everything ship-shape?
Phil: You did not just...
Ichi: Hard to resist, seaman. *snicker*

Ichirou v Gregory
Ichi: Get my good side, ok?
Greg: I'm a reporter, not a photographer.
Ichi: Then write about my good side, redhead.

Ichirou v Devon
Ichi: Why do all the girls like you?
Dev: Because I don't have a personality like sand paper?
Ichi: You don't have to be THAT honest.

Ichirou v Felix
Ichi: Chinese trash.
Felix: Japanese devil.
Ichi: Old rivalries die hard.

Ichirou v Rosa
Ichi: I'll do you like they did in Sodom.
Rosa: The Sodomites were notorious for sodomizing men.
Ichi: Nevermind, how does Adam and Eve sound instead.

Ichirou v Erwin
Ichi: W-What's with that look, doctor?
Erwin: Time for your prostate exam.
Ichi: Keep that glove away from me!

Ichirou v Faiz
Ichi: Do you know what happens to white-haired prettyboys?
Faiz: They live happily ever after?
Ichi: Nah, they die. Horribly.

Ichirou v Desmond
Ichi: Brocon.
Des: Siscon!
Ichi: At least I admit it.

Ichirou v Marie
Ichi: Hey there momma.
Marie: You have balls to hit on a married woman.
Ichi: Got to keep my options open.
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Leslie v Raimie
Les: What are you hiding under that skirt?
Raimie: Want to take a peek?
Les: That'd be illegal.

Leslie v Kai
Les: Still mad about earlier?
Kai: You drew me and that kid--
Les: Yep, still mad.

Leslie v Ichirou
Les: Care to model for me, Ichirou?
Ichi: Only if you model with me.
Les: Don't push your luck, buster.

Leslie v Jackie
Les: Don't speak to me ever again.
Jackie: But it's true, your dad is kinds hot.
Les: S-Shut up!

Leslie v Angie
Les: Skirting the law, Mrs.McTravis?
Angie: My work is perfectly legal.
Les: Or so they say.

Leslie v Dwight
Les: This is official police business.
Dwight: My IPF title outranks yours.
Les: We'll see about that.

Leslie v NDwight
Les: Scum!
NDwight: Says the pot to the kettle.
Les: I'm nothing like you!

Leslie v Sean
Les: What's Devon to you?
Sean: A brother and something more.
Les: Forbidden love without the blood relation, me like.

Leslie v Yuuki
Les: Your father works hard.
Yuu: A bit too hard.
Les: I'm sure he'll inspire you.

Leslie v Arianne
Les: I was here first.
Dwight: My badge is bigger than yours.
Les: Touche.

Leslie v Phillip
Les: What are you doing, Phil?
Phil: Permission for ten minutes together in your backseat, officer?
Les: Only if you're handcuffed.

Leslie v Gregory
Les: Mind telling me about you and your boss?
Greg: Why do you want to know.
Les: I love tragic love stories.

Leslie v Devon
Les: Polygamy's illegal, you know.
Dev: But I haven't even started dating!
Les: Think of this as a friendly warning.

Leslie v Felix
Les: Lost, Felix?
Felix: I think you're the lost one.
Les: Juvie court, it is.

Leslie v Rosa
Les: Whatever you're peddling, I'm not buying.
Rosa: Have a care, Officer.
Les: I'd rather not.

Leslie v Erwin
Les: I'veen you stare at Felix.
Erwin: Nothing wrong with looking.
Les: There's a lot wrong with you looking.

Leslie v Faiz
Les: You forget the restraining order?
Faiz: A paper can't stop my love.
Les: Bad cop it is, then.

Leslie v Desmond
Les: Lost, kid?
Des: Why do you care?
Les: Juvie court it is, then.

Leslie v Marie
Les: Your reign ends here.
Marie: Oh, I'm trembling...
Les: You'll be trembling in a stretcher.