Looks That Kill

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<font color=#808080>[upbeat music]</font>

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<u><font color=#FF80FF>Subtitle By: <font color=#FF8040><b>MARSH-MARIE</b></font></font></u>

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<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[therapist]</font> <i>How are you feeling
on a scale of one to ten?</i></font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Can I be less than one?</font>

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<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[therapist]</font> There's nothing
lower than one.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>There's zero.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[inhales sharply]</font> Your parents
tell me you were born</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>with a unique condition.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>I accidentally,
I accidentally kill people.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>I'm sorry, I don't follow.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>When people see me,
the... my face, they...</font>

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<font color=#808080>[scoffs]</font>

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<font color=#808080>[snorts]</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>You accidentally assault
people with your face?</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Let's pretend that what you're
projecting is, in fact, real,</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>why are your parents
still alive?</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>I think they must've
seen your face.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Well... my mom says</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- she knew something was wrong the day I was born.
- <font color=#808080>[nurse]</font> One more push.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Jan yells]</font>
- <font color=#808080>[Paul]</font> One more push, honey.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[nurse]</font> You're so close.
- <font color=#808080>[Paul]</font> Yes.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- It's a boy.
- <font color=#808080>[baby cries]</font></font>

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<font color=#0080C0>He's the most beautiful
baby I've ever seen.</font>

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<font color=#808080>[mellow music]</font>

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<font color=#808080>[nurses sigh and thud]</font>

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<font color=#808080>[doctor groans and thuds]</font>

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<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> <i>We moved out
of the city when I was two</i></font>

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<font color=#0080C0><i>to some place more secluded.</i></font>

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<font color=#0080C0><i>The fewer the people,
the less accidents.</i></font>

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<font color=#0080C0><i>It was a fresh start,
my chance at a normal life.</i></font>

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<font color=#0080C0><i>That was wishful thinking.</i></font>

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<font color=#808080>[scissors snipping]</font>

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<font color=#0080C0><i>Because I couldn't
have felt any more... different.</i></font>

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<font color=#0080C0>I understand your desire
to dwell in the past.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>What really brought
you here today?</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>I just want to be normal.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Have you ever considered
that your wrappings</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>could simply be your mind's</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>physical manifestation
of depression?</font>

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<font color=#808080>[dramatic music]</font>

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<font color=#808080>[water rushing]</font>

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<font color=#808080>[clattering]</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Oh, my God. <font color=#808080>[sighs]</font></font>

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<font color=#0080C0>I, I tried to tell him.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Damn it, Max.</font>

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<font color=#808080>[upbeat music]</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[siren wailing]</font>
- Look, we know all these heart attacks</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>ain't his fault,
but it just doesn't sit right</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>that every time someone
croaks in this town,</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>we get a call and,
boom, there's your boy.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- Yeah, it's strange. Just strange.
- It is weird.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[officer]</font> It just looks
bad on the whole force</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>that we keep letting
him off with a warning.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Folks are dying,
and all we can say is,</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>"Well, you know, shit happens."</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- No, we, we completely understand.
- We understand.</font>

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<font color=#808080>[slurps]</font>

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<font color=#808080>[playful music on radio]</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>So, uh...</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Did, did, uh, Dr. Clingaman
say anything helpful?</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>No, Dad.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>He died.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Yeah.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Jan]</font> I'm sorry our house
is a freezer, Dan.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>The heater's still waiting
for Paul to fix it.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Uh, I don't mind a little
cold, Mrs. Richardson.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Yeah, well neither does Paul.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[phone ringing]</font>
- Oh, hello there, Alana Skovia.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>What is that then, new country?</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Alana Skovia is a type of babe,
and she's from the Ukraine.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Hmm, Paul, didn't you
have something to say?</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Your dad has something
he wanted to say.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Max, your mother is worried
that you spend too much...</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Wait a minute, excuse me, whoa.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- Well.
- We, okay.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>We are worried you spend
too much time at home.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Yes, honey,
I think Dan would agree</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>that you're not going
to meet anyone your own age</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>locked away in your room.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Paul]</font> Wait a sec. What if Max</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>signed up with one
of those dating services,</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>you know, like, like,
Dan on the, uh,</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>you know, on the cell phone?</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Oh, there's an idea. Paul!</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>That's a great idea
because all the girls</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>are going to want
to swipe right on this, huh?</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>I look like a freaking
burn victim had sex</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>with a serial killer, guys.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Max, can you please
not use graphic</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>comparisons at the table?</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- That's a rule?
- <font color=#808080>[Jan]</font> Yes, it is.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- Yes.
- It's a rule now.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>It is, it's a rule.</font>

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<font color=#808080>[fork clattering]</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>What's with the brick?</font>

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<font color=#808080>[quirky music]</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[device beeping]</font>
- No.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Come on.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>You said last time
was the last time.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>That was a hammer, this is
a brick, it's different.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- You need to see a therapist.
- I did, he's dead.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>This is your problem, man.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>You lock yourself up
in here like a grandma,</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>sewing all this...</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- is that bunny sucking his own dick?
- What?</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>That's a carrot,
he's eating a carrot.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Looks like a dick, man.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Jeez, you just don't get it.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>You know how thirsty
the girls are right now?</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Was there a drought?</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[sighs]</font> It's Valentine's Day, dude.
- <font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Oh.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>It's the easiest day
of the year to score a date.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>All the single ladies
are on a survival mission</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>to score a Facebook brag post,</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>and you get to be the guy
that makes it happen.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[scoffs]</font>
- Come on.</font>

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<font color=#808080>[phone chiming]</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Hey.</font>

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<font color=#808080>[phone chiming]</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Yeah.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Stop.</font>

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<font color=#808080>[phone chiming]</font>

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<font color=#808080>[phone beeping]</font>

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<font color=#808080>[phone clattering]</font>

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<font color=#808080>- [punch thudding]
- [TV playing]</font>

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<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[man]</font> <i>It's a horrible monster.</i></font>

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<font color=#0080C0><i>It's evil because
it's different.</i></font>

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<font color=#0080C0><i>It's strange!</i></font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Oh.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>The Foreign Exchange Program's
looking for host families.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>That could be nice.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Get you a little foreign friend?</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Mom, they're, they're
foreign exchange students.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>They're not pets.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>They're foreign,
and they want to come here.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- Okay.
- <font color=#808080>[Jan sighs]</font></font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Max, go get a magazine.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[whispers]</font> Go!</font>

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<font color=#808080>[TV chatter continues]</font>

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<font color=#808080>[video game noises]</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Can I help you?</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Uh, I was just... <font color=#808080>[stutters]</font></font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Oh, this isn't going
to fix your problem.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- Okay.
- Sorry.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[man on TV]</font> <i>Stop, stop,
stop, stop!</i></font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Jan]</font> What is that?
- It's a magazine.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>No, this is garbage,
take this, you take this.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Look, foreign exchange.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>I haven't, I haven't seen anyone
play that game in a long time.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Oh, oh, I didn't catch
150 Pokémon to abandon them.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>150, that, that's a lot,
that's a lot of Pokémon.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- Um.
- I, I fell.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>You fell?</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- On a brick.
- <font color=#808080>[groans]</font></font>

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<font color=#0080C0>I hate when that happens.</font>

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<font color=#808080>[man on TV yells]</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Max Richardson.</font>

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<font color=#808080>[somber music]</font>

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<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Okay.</font>

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<font color=#808080>[Jan sighs]</font>

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<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Jan shivers]</font> I can't,</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>it's too cold to fold.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Jan sighs]</font>
- Just call someone.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Your father said he would
fix the heater two weeks ago.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>No one should have
to live in these conditions.</font>

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<font color=#808080>[dial tone beeping]</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[phone ringing]</font>
- That's not breakfast, that's sugar.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Hi, yes, I'm calling about
the heater in my living room.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>It stopped working a week ago.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Oh, thank you, that's perfect.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>It's 411 New Beginnings.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Oh, yes, he's my son.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>- Hello?
- <font color=#808080>[phone hangs up]</font></font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Oh, my God, he hung up on me.</font>

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<font color=#808080>[doorbell ringing]</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>It's Dan.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Hey.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Hi, so, uh, I didn't break
your nose or anything?</font>

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<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font> No... I wish.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>I just have
a hyperactive immune system,</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>I'm practically deformed.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Okay, try not
to describe yourself</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>as being deformed tonight.</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>What's tonight?</font>

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<font color=#0080C0>Dan, I, I hate you.</font>

186
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<font color=#0080C0>You said you wanted
to meet girls,</font>

187
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,492
<font color=#0080C0>- I got you a Valentine's date.
- No, no,</font>

188
00:09:51,525 --> 00:09:53,160
<font color=#0080C0>that's not what I said.</font>

189
00:09:53,194 --> 00:09:56,830
<font color=#0080C0>I said I, I can't,
I can't meet girls.</font>

190
00:09:57,231 --> 00:09:58,866
<font color=#0080C0>- Well, now you can.
- Oh, my God.</font>

191
00:09:58,899 --> 00:09:59,934
<font color=#0080C0>What, what's going on?</font>

192
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,268
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, my God.</font>

193
00:10:01,302 --> 00:10:03,237
<font color=#0080C0>Dude, stop stressing.</font>

194
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,239
<font color=#0080C0>- Oh, my God.
- It's going to be fine.</font>

195
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,307
<font color=#0080C0>You're going to kill it.</font>

196
00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:09,843
<font color=#0080C0>- Shit.
- <font color=#808080>[Max sighs]</font></font>

197
00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:11,512
<font color=#0080C0>You know what I mean.</font>

198
00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:14,481
<font color=#0080C0>So, I'm, like, really feeling
your cologne right now.</font>

199
00:10:14,515 --> 00:10:17,952
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[laughs]</font> Well,
it's compliments to this guy.</font>

200
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:21,755
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font> It's, it's just,
it's just Arm & Hammer.</font>

201
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:23,891
<font color=#0080C0>Like the baking soda?</font>

202
00:10:25,426 --> 00:10:27,962
<font color=#0080C0>You know, I don't normally
set people up,</font>

203
00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:30,064
<font color=#0080C0>but, uh, I'm not going to lie,</font>

204
00:10:30,531 --> 00:10:32,733
<font color=#0080C0>I think you and Max
will be pretty bomb together.</font>

205
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,835
<font color=#0080C0>Wait, what?</font>

206
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,804
<font color=#0080C0><i>Bonjour</i>, lady and gentlemens.</font>

207
00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:40,040
<font color=#0080C0>Happy Valentine's Day,
can I start any you off</font>

208
00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,842
<font color=#0080C0>with a cold beverage tonight?</font>

209
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:42,810
<font color=#0080C0>You know what?</font>

210
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,345
<font color=#0080C0>I got these two.</font>

211
00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,047
<font color=#0080C0>- Dan.
- <font color=#808080>[girl]</font> Wait.</font>

212
00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:49,783
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[waiter]</font> What about
one of our milkshakes?</font>

213
00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:50,985
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[girl]</font> I can't have that.</font>

214
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,920
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[waiter]</font> Milk?
- Calories.</font>

215
00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:57,458
<font color=#0080C0>All right,
two diet sodas, extra ice.</font>

216
00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:58,459
<font color=#0080C0>Thank you.</font>

217
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:01,262
<font color=#808080>[soft music playing
in background]</font>

218
00:11:01,295 --> 00:11:02,830
<font color=#808080>[phone typing]</font>

219
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,166
<font color=#0080C0>So... <font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font> Erica...</font>

220
00:11:07,401 --> 00:11:10,838
<font color=#0080C0>that's a really strong name.</font>

221
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,807
<font color=#0080C0>Um, is it, is it, uh, Filipino?</font>

222
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,043
<font color=#0080C0>I'm Cuban.</font>

223
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:22,149
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, I, I forgot,
I made you something.</font>

224
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,550
<font color=#0080C0>I hope this isn't weird,</font>

225
00:11:23,584 --> 00:11:25,219
<font color=#0080C0>I, I don't really think
it's that weird.</font>

226
00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,955
<font color=#0080C0>You made me a napkin?</font>

227
00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:30,858
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font> No, it, it looks
like a napkin, kind of, yeah.</font>

228
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,894
<font color=#0080C0>But, uh, it's actually
a handkerchief, and if you,</font>

229
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,030
<font color=#0080C0>if you cry,
you can use it to wipe,</font>

230
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,232
<font color=#0080C0>or if you need to blow
your nose, um,</font>

231
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:41,368
<font color=#0080C0>or all of the above, if, if
they're happening at the same,</font>

232
00:11:41,402 --> 00:11:42,536
<font color=#0080C0>same kind of time and...</font>

233
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:45,806
<font color=#0080C0>Thanks.</font>

234
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:52,813
<font color=#0080C0>Look, um... <font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font>
I, I know you didn't,</font>

235
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,449
<font color=#0080C0>you didn't have
to come here tonight.</font>

236
00:11:56,083 --> 00:12:00,554
<font color=#0080C0>But you, you seem really nice,
and this is kind of,</font>

237
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:05,627
<font color=#0080C0>like, my first Valentine's
Day thing like this,</font>

238
00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:06,860
<font color=#0080C0>so...</font>

239
00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:09,296
<font color=#0080C0>thank you.</font>

240
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,499
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[man]</font> I'm making a scene?
- <font color=#808080>[woman]</font> Yes.</font>

241
00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:13,934
<font color=#0080C0>- You want me to make a scene?
- <font color=#808080>[glass smashing]</font></font>

242
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,869
<font color=#0080C0>You're an asshole, Craig! <font color=#808080>[sobs]</font></font>

243
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,276
<font color=#0080C0>Erica.</font>

244
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:25,913
<font color=#0080C0>What's hanging, sexy?</font>

245
00:12:27,381 --> 00:12:28,616
<font color=#808080>[inhales]</font>

246
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,552
<font color=#808080>[blows]</font>

247
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,622
<font color=#0080C0>Hold up.</font>

248
00:12:35,757 --> 00:12:38,092
<font color=#0080C0>You're the kid that kills people
with his pretty face?</font>

249
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,393
<font color=#0080C0>Uh, no, that's...</font>

250
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,297
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, shit, you are.</font>

251
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,598
<font color=#0080C0>Uh.</font>

252
00:12:44,632 --> 00:12:47,234
<font color=#0080C0>Come on, let me see.</font>

253
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,971
<font color=#0080C0>- Craig.
- Two diets and, um,</font>

254
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:54,274
<font color=#0080C0>my manager is
asking you to leave.</font>

255
00:12:54,308 --> 00:12:56,644
<font color=#0080C0>- Your manager can suck my sack.
- Totally.</font>

256
00:12:56,678 --> 00:12:58,212
<font color=#808080>[eerie music]</font>

257
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,347
<font color=#0080C0>- Uh.
- <font color=#808080>[glass clattering]</font></font>

258
00:13:00,381 --> 00:13:02,116
<font color=#0080C0>- What the hell, man?
- Sorry, sorry.</font>

259
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,618
<font color=#0080C0>- It's fine, it's fine.
- No, this ain't cool.</font>

260
00:13:03,651 --> 00:13:04,652
<font color=#0080C0>Okay, yeah, I'll get,
I'll get someone.</font>

261
00:13:04,686 --> 00:13:05,919
<font color=#0080C0>No.</font>

262
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,188
<font color=#0080C0>You did this.</font>

263
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,991
<font color=#0080C0>You clean it up.</font>

264
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,126
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Erica]</font> Craig.</font>

265
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,528
<font color=#0080C0>Okay, but with, with what?</font>

266
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,297
<font color=#0080C0>Start with whatever
this shit is.</font>

267
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,067
<font color=#808080>[Max sighs]</font>

268
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,171
<font color=#0080C0>- Here, let me help you.
- <font color=#808080>[hat thuds]</font></font>

269
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,507
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[people gasping]</font>
- Oh, my God. Craig, stop it!</font>

270
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:27,709
<font color=#808080>[Max grunts]</font>

271
00:13:27,742 --> 00:13:30,043
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[manager]</font> Hey, I need you to go.</font>

272
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,478
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Craig]</font> I'm going, I'm going.</font>

273
00:13:32,847 --> 00:13:34,581
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[manager]</font> I'm so sorry. We're going
to get this cleaned up for you.</font>

274
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,084
<font color=#808080>[dramatic music]</font>

275
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,155
<font color=#808080>[indistinct chattering]</font>

276
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,424
<font color=#808080>[Max pants]</font>

277
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,361
<font color=#0080C0>Uh...</font>

278
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,698
<font color=#0080C0>do you, do you think
I could, I could...</font>

279
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,967
<font color=#0080C0>I could take you on
a date some other time?</font>

280
00:13:56,671 --> 00:13:58,138
<font color=#0080C0>Uh...</font>

281
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,642
<font color=#0080C0>I, I can't.</font>

282
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,342
<font color=#0080C0>I, I'm sorry.</font>

283
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,117
<font color=#808080>[dramatic music]</font>

284
00:14:15,657 --> 00:14:17,991
<font color=#808080>[vehicle whooshing]</font>

285
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,274
<font color=#808080>[Max sobbing]</font>

286
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,579
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[girl]</font> What are you doing?</font>

287
00:14:39,647 --> 00:14:41,148
<font color=#808080>[whimpering]</font>

288
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,283
<font color=#0080C0>I'm Alex.</font>

289
00:14:43,718 --> 00:14:44,585
<font color=#0080C0>I remember, I'm just...</font>

290
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,088
<font color=#0080C0>Just kind of
in the middle of something.</font>

291
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:51,425
<font color=#0080C0>What, am I interrupting your
dramatic leap off the bridge?</font>

292
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,528
<font color=#808080>[Max heavily breaths]</font>

293
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,363
<font color=#0080C0>Bad things happen
because of me and...</font>

294
00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,735
<font color=#0080C0>And they'd stop once
I'm gone, okay?</font>

295
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,104
<font color=#0080C0>That's pretty dark.</font>

296
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,440
<font color=#0080C0>Yeah, well, my life
is pretty dark.</font>

297
00:15:06,841 --> 00:15:08,575
<font color=#0080C0>It could be the sunglasses.</font>

298
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:17,518
<font color=#0080C0>Jelly bean?</font>

299
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,355
<font color=#0080C0>But they only have
the gross flavors.</font>

300
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,824
<font color=#0080C0>Well, because I ate
all the good ones,</font>

301
00:15:22,857 --> 00:15:24,726
<font color=#0080C0>and this is the shit
I was left with.</font>

302
00:15:24,759 --> 00:15:26,093
<font color=#0080C0>Thanks, I'm good.</font>

303
00:15:28,663 --> 00:15:30,330
<font color=#808080>- [sweets splashing]
- [Max gasps]</font>

304
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,432
<font color=#0080C0>Fair enough, you jump, you jump</font>

305
00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:33,668
<font color=#0080C0>in the river
full of jelly beans.</font>

306
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,137
<font color=#0080C0>I had, I had a dream
once that...</font>

307
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,708
<font color=#0080C0>that I was swimming
in a pool full of jelly beans.</font>

308
00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:43,143
<font color=#808080>[mellow music]</font>

309
00:15:44,812 --> 00:15:46,513
<font color=#0080C0>Doesn't seem like
much of a drop.</font>

310
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,452
<font color=#0080C0>You should probably find
a higher bridge.</font>

311
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,087
<font color=#0080C0>What? <font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font></font>

312
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,189
<font color=#0080C0>You want to die, right?</font>

313
00:15:57,725 --> 00:15:58,626
<font color=#0080C0>Yeah.</font>

314
00:16:00,728 --> 00:16:02,496
<font color=#0080C0>Well, then you should
find a higher bridge.</font>

315
00:16:03,731 --> 00:16:05,867
<font color=#0080C0>Wait, what? Wait, what?</font>

316
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,602
<font color=#0080C0>Are you, are you serious?</font>

317
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:09,737
<font color=#0080C0>Well, it's just physics.</font>

318
00:16:10,805 --> 00:16:12,172
<font color=#0080C0>What did you want me to say?</font>

319
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,374
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[scoffs]</font> I don't, I don't know.</font>

320
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,411
<font color=#0080C0>Look...</font>

321
00:16:18,312 --> 00:16:19,513
<font color=#0080C0>you're not going to jump.</font>

322
00:16:20,748 --> 00:16:23,250
<font color=#0080C0>You're going to die an old man
warm on your bed, not here.</font>

323
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,686
<font color=#0080C0>- Not this night.
- <font color=#808080>[Max sobs]</font></font>

324
00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:27,287
<font color=#0080C0>"You jump, I jump," remember?</font>

325
00:16:30,692 --> 00:16:32,326
<font color=#0080C0>Did you just quote <i>Titanic?</i></font>

326
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,896
<font color=#0080C0>Well, my ride's here.</font>

327
00:16:34,929 --> 00:16:37,164
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[brakes squeaking]</font>
- <font color=#808080>[Max]</font> You're leaving?</font>

328
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,532
<font color=#0080C0>If you're going to end
your life forever,</font>

329
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,267
<font color=#0080C0>what's a couple
more hours with me?</font>

330
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,170
<font color=#808080>[jolly music on radio]</font>

331
00:16:48,776 --> 00:16:50,745
<font color=#0080C0>Let me see if
she's taking visitors today.</font>

332
00:16:51,779 --> 00:16:54,882
<font color=#0080C0>Thank you, Myrtle,
nice to see you as always.</font>

333
00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:58,653
<font color=#0080C0>What's with all the caps
and exclamation marks?</font>

334
00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:00,454
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, it's just
a reminder of, like,</font>

335
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:01,789
<font color=#0080C0>how I like to live my life.</font>

336
00:17:01,823 --> 00:17:04,324
<font color=#0080C0>Loud, vibrant, bold.</font>

337
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,427
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, okay.</font>

338
00:17:08,663 --> 00:17:10,597
<font color=#0080C0>No, I'm, I'm here
more than the staff.</font>

339
00:17:10,632 --> 00:17:13,233
<font color=#0080C0>So, it's just annoying
that they keep making me</font>

340
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,736
<font color=#0080C0>sign in so I'm annoying back.</font>

341
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,573
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Alex sighs]</font>
- You know, when you</font>

342
00:17:19,607 --> 00:17:20,942
<font color=#0080C0>said you were going
to take me somewhere,</font>

343
00:17:20,975 --> 00:17:22,744
<font color=#0080C0>I, I didn't really think</font>

344
00:17:22,777 --> 00:17:24,846
<font color=#0080C0>you meant the retirement home.</font>

345
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:27,447
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font> Well, I thought</font>

346
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:28,816
<font color=#0080C0>nothing would make you
appreciate life</font>

347
00:17:28,850 --> 00:17:30,350
<font color=#0080C0>more than being
around a bunch of</font>

348
00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:32,285
<font color=#0080C0>old people who are
about to croak.</font>

349
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:37,725
<font color=#0080C0>Hey.</font>

350
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,192
<font color=#0080C0>Hello.</font>

351
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:43,831
<font color=#0080C0>Alex, you usually
visit on Fridays.</font>

352
00:17:43,865 --> 00:17:45,432
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, it is Friday, Esther.</font>

353
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:49,671
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, one of the upsides
to Alzheimer's,</font>

354
00:17:49,704 --> 00:17:52,305
<font color=#0080C0>it's almost always the weekend.</font>

355
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:53,875
<font color=#0080C0>Hey, one of the many upsides.</font>

356
00:17:53,908 --> 00:17:54,942
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font> Yeah.
- By the way, I brought you</font>

357
00:17:54,976 --> 00:17:56,576
<font color=#0080C0>a present, this is Max.</font>

358
00:17:57,712 --> 00:17:59,446
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, what happened to your face?</font>

359
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,784
<font color=#0080C0>I should have some vitamin D
ointment in my purse.</font>

360
00:18:02,817 --> 00:18:05,687
<font color=#0080C0>- He doesn't need ointment.
- <font color=#808080>[Esther]</font> Oh, take the ointment.</font>

361
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,855
<font color=#0080C0>- Was it a burn?
- Max fell on a brick.</font>

362
00:18:07,889 --> 00:18:10,557
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[gasps]</font> A brick?
- And today he almost fell off of a bridge.</font>

363
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,226
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[gasps]</font> Christ, boy,
are you drunk?</font>

364
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,630
<font color=#0080C0>No, he's depressed.</font>

365
00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:21,002
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Esther]</font> Rosemary,
this boy thinks he's depressed.</font>

366
00:18:21,035 --> 00:18:22,937
<font color=#0080C0>- Depressed?
- <font color=#808080>[Esther]</font> Yeah,</font>

367
00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,939
<font color=#0080C0>wait until your bladder stops.</font>

368
00:18:24,972 --> 00:18:27,407
<font color=#0080C0>And they put you on this pill
that they shove up your ass</font>

369
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:30,611
<font color=#0080C0>and then it gives you rashes in
places you didn't even know you had.</font>

370
00:18:30,645 --> 00:18:33,213
<font color=#0080C0>Then we can talk
about being depressed.</font>

371
00:18:33,648 --> 00:18:35,983
<font color=#0080C0>Oh my, your face.</font>

372
00:18:37,051 --> 00:18:40,554
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, good,
you have ointment. Ha-ha!</font>

373
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:43,290
<font color=#0080C0>I have written over 30 novels.</font>

374
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,526
<font color=#0080C0>I think I have an understanding
of the process.</font>

375
00:18:46,894 --> 00:18:47,929
<font color=#0080C0>You wrote novels?</font>

376
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,430
<font color=#0080C0>Write novels, I'm not dead yet.</font>

377
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:51,766
<font color=#0080C0>Romance novels.</font>

378
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,501
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[with raspy voice]</font> Dirty ones.</font>

379
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,938
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, like Danielle Steel?
My mom loves her.</font>

380
00:18:56,971 --> 00:18:58,505
<font color=#0080C0>Yeah, well, I went to college</font>

381
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,041
<font color=#0080C0>with that bitch,
and let me tell you,</font>

382
00:19:00,074 --> 00:19:01,776
<font color=#0080C0>that ginger whore doesn't have</font>

383
00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:03,811
<font color=#0080C0>one original thought
in her brain.</font>

384
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,480
<font color=#0080C0>Her last name is Steel
for Christ's sake.</font>

385
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,515
<font color=#0080C0>She stole my shit!</font>

386
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,985
<font color=#0080C0>Tell them what
you're writing now.</font>

387
00:19:11,018 --> 00:19:12,954
<font color=#0080C0>I think it's fabulous.</font>

388
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:15,422
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Esther]</font> Well, it's my last
novel. Not so much a memoir,</font>

389
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:18,525
<font color=#0080C0>a personal walk
with Alzheimer's,</font>

390
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,062
<font color=#0080C0>my descent into the disease.</font>

391
00:19:21,095 --> 00:19:25,666
<font color=#0080C0>I feel at my age,
all I have left is my mind.</font>

392
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:28,301
<font color=#0080C0>If I lose that,
what else is there?</font>

393
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,772
<font color=#0080C0>Son of a bitch, here she goes.</font>

394
00:19:30,805 --> 00:19:33,975
<font color=#0080C0>Not everyone has the ability
to face the unknown</font>

395
00:19:34,008 --> 00:19:35,509
<font color=#0080C0>with such courage, Esther.</font>

396
00:19:36,778 --> 00:19:40,081
<font color=#0080C0>I told you before, I think your
book's going to change lives.</font>

397
00:19:40,114 --> 00:19:43,316
<font color=#0080C0>I suppose, I mean, there
really isn't anything like it.</font>

398
00:19:43,751 --> 00:19:45,452
<font color=#0080C0>Except for maybe that one movie.</font>

399
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,754
<font color=#0080C0>What movie?</font>

400
00:19:47,922 --> 00:19:50,024
<font color=#0080C0>Uh, you know, the one where
the woman can't remember,</font>

401
00:19:50,057 --> 00:19:52,392
<font color=#0080C0>- and he comes every day.
- <i>The Notebook?</i></font>

402
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:55,930
<font color=#0080C0>Yes, it's maybe
a lot like that one.</font>

403
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,632
<font color=#808080>[Alex chuckles]</font>

404
00:19:58,132 --> 00:20:00,668
<font color=#808080>[somber music]</font>

405
00:20:06,607 --> 00:20:08,843
<font color=#0080C0>You didn't, you didn't have
to walk me all the way home.</font>

406
00:20:09,677 --> 00:20:10,912
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, I just wanted to make sure</font>

407
00:20:10,945 --> 00:20:13,580
<font color=#0080C0>you're home wasn't the bridge.</font>

408
00:20:16,851 --> 00:20:18,552
<font color=#0080C0>You're home, cool.</font>

409
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,754
<font color=#0080C0>- Yeah.
- Have a good night.</font>

410
00:20:20,822 --> 00:20:21,889
<font color=#0080C0>Do you...</font>

411
00:20:23,991 --> 00:20:25,592
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[laughs]</font> Um...</font>

412
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:29,964
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[groans]</font> what are,
what are you doing tomorrow?</font>

413
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,433
<font color=#0080C0>Tomorrow?</font>

414
00:20:33,935 --> 00:20:34,869
<font color=#0080C0>Yeah.</font>

415
00:20:35,636 --> 00:20:36,604
<font color=#0080C0>Oh.</font>

416
00:20:40,808 --> 00:20:41,709
<font color=#0080C0>I can't.</font>

417
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:44,979
<font color=#0080C0>- Okay.
- I'm sorry.</font>

418
00:20:45,012 --> 00:20:45,947
<font color=#0080C0>No, that's...</font>

419
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:48,683
<font color=#0080C0>Uh...</font>

420
00:20:50,184 --> 00:20:52,854
<font color=#0080C0>I just... it's not you.</font>

421
00:20:52,887 --> 00:20:54,121
<font color=#0080C0>Today was really fun.</font>

422
00:20:55,189 --> 00:20:57,424
<font color=#0080C0>Um, I just... I wasn't really...</font>

423
00:20:59,093 --> 00:21:00,862
<font color=#0080C0>- planning this.
- Yeah, okay.</font>

424
00:21:01,662 --> 00:21:02,630
<font color=#0080C0>Okay.</font>

425
00:21:04,098 --> 00:21:05,099
<font color=#0080C0>Sorry.</font>

426
00:21:07,869 --> 00:21:08,803
<font color=#0080C0>Have a good night.</font>

427
00:21:14,008 --> 00:21:15,475
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[announcer]</font> <i>You lose.</i></font>

428
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,444
<font color=#808080>[music playing on video game]</font>

429
00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:19,680
<font color=#0080C0>Did you at least
get her last name?</font>

430
00:21:20,214 --> 00:21:21,849
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Why would I ask her that?</font>

431
00:21:21,883 --> 00:21:23,416
<font color=#0080C0>Dude, you always ask
for the last name</font>

432
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,819
<font color=#0080C0>so you can creep her
on social media.</font>

433
00:21:24,852 --> 00:21:26,486
<font color=#0080C0>- Ugh.
- Was she hot?</font>

434
00:21:27,788 --> 00:21:30,091
<font color=#0080C0>- Uh, I don't know.
- <font color=#808080>[controllers clicking]</font></font>

435
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:31,959
<font color=#0080C0>I'm not buying it.</font>

436
00:21:31,993 --> 00:21:32,960
<font color=#808080>[scoffs]</font>

437
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:36,931
<font color=#0080C0>- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- <font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font> Ha!</font>

438
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,065
<font color=#0080C0>I'm over this.</font>

439
00:21:40,735 --> 00:21:43,771
<font color=#0080C0>You know, you could try
retracing your steps.</font>

440
00:21:44,205 --> 00:21:45,106
<font color=#0080C0>Try and bump into her again.</font>

441
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:50,878
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, see, a little bit
of ass, I told you.</font>

442
00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,781
<font color=#808080>[gentle music]</font>

443
00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:15,803
<font color=#808080>[truck rumbling]</font>

444
00:22:35,289 --> 00:22:38,025
<font color=#0080C0>Uh, hey, you, you just,
you just missed your bus.</font>

445
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,661
<font color=#0080C0>- Are you stalking me?
- <font color=#808080>[Max]</font> What?</font>

446
00:22:40,695 --> 00:22:41,996
<font color=#0080C0>No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm...</font>

447
00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:43,563
<font color=#0080C0>So what, what are
you doing here?</font>

448
00:22:46,834 --> 00:22:48,636
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> I was, I was...</font>

449
00:22:49,070 --> 00:22:50,570
<font color=#0080C0>Maybe I'm stalking you.</font>

450
00:22:51,305 --> 00:22:52,840
<font color=#0080C0>You didn't know I was
going to be here.</font>

451
00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:54,175
<font color=#0080C0>Really? Because I'm pretty sure</font>

452
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:55,810
<font color=#0080C0>I'm here and so are you.</font>

453
00:23:00,915 --> 00:23:03,150
<font color=#0080C0>I think the fact that I can't
see your confused face</font>

454
00:23:03,184 --> 00:23:05,052
<font color=#0080C0>makes me want to screw
with you more.</font>

455
00:23:10,057 --> 00:23:13,060
<font color=#0080C0>Are you sure you don't
want to hang with me again?</font>

456
00:23:13,761 --> 00:23:14,594
<font color=#0080C0>Don't you have school?</font>

457
00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:17,164
<font color=#0080C0>I'm, I'm, I'm home-schooled.
<font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font></font>

458
00:23:17,198 --> 00:23:20,067
<font color=#0080C0>That's still school,
it's literally in the name.</font>

459
00:23:20,101 --> 00:23:24,271
<font color=#0080C0>It's, it's, it's called an
independent, independent study.</font>

460
00:23:29,610 --> 00:23:30,978
<font color=#0080C0>Hey, if you're
already skipping...</font>

461
00:23:33,647 --> 00:23:36,549
<font color=#0080C0>why not just spend
a couple more hours with me?</font>

462
00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:39,086
<font color=#808080>[gentle music]</font>

463
00:23:49,697 --> 00:23:51,665
<font color=#0080C0>- Yes. <font color=#808080>[sighs]</font>
- Yes?</font>

464
00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:53,734
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Alex]</font> Start walking
before I start saying no.</font>

465
00:23:53,768 --> 00:23:55,002
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max chuckles]</font> Okay.</font>

466
00:24:02,176 --> 00:24:05,046
<font color=#0080C0>Can I interest you two
in a free RPG starter pack?</font>

467
00:24:06,881 --> 00:24:08,816
<font color=#0080C0>How many goblins
are in this game?</font>

468
00:24:08,849 --> 00:24:12,620
<font color=#0080C0>Hundreds, and there's like
goblin hordes and clans and...</font>

469
00:24:12,653 --> 00:24:14,055
<font color=#0080C0>But there's only one wench?</font>

470
00:24:14,088 --> 00:24:17,291
<font color=#0080C0>Eleanor the Savage Queen of Man.</font>

471
00:24:17,324 --> 00:24:20,795
<font color=#0080C0>What are those goblins
doing to Eleanor the Savage?</font>

472
00:24:21,228 --> 00:24:24,665
<font color=#0080C0>Well, they are, um,
ravaging her dungeon.</font>

473
00:24:31,405 --> 00:24:34,608
<font color=#0080C0>This is not enough. Excuse me?</font>

474
00:24:35,242 --> 00:24:37,144
<font color=#0080C0>Hi, do you have
any more in the back?</font>

475
00:24:44,285 --> 00:24:45,686
<font color=#808080>[Alex shrieks]</font>

476
00:24:46,654 --> 00:24:47,788
<font color=#808080>[jelly beans clattering]</font>

477
00:24:48,289 --> 00:24:49,657
<font color=#808080>[Max chuckles]</font>

478
00:24:53,294 --> 00:24:55,029
<font color=#0080C0>Jelly beans are supposed
to feel like jelly</font>

479
00:24:55,062 --> 00:24:56,730
<font color=#0080C0>not like gravel.</font>

480
00:24:56,764 --> 00:24:57,865
<font color=#808080>[both chuckle]</font>

481
00:24:58,866 --> 00:25:00,367
<font color=#0080C0>My dream would have been
much more comfortable.</font>

482
00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:02,336
<font color=#0080C0>What was your dream?</font>

483
00:25:02,369 --> 00:25:04,638
<font color=#0080C0>Um, a river full of Jell-O.</font>

484
00:25:05,873 --> 00:25:07,808
<font color=#0080C0>- What flavor? <font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font>
- Celery.</font>

485
00:25:08,809 --> 00:25:10,911
<font color=#0080C0>That's, that's not a real thing.</font>

486
00:25:10,945 --> 00:25:12,746
<font color=#0080C0>Um, it is 100% a real thing,</font>

487
00:25:12,780 --> 00:25:14,348
<font color=#0080C0>housewives in the 1960s used it</font>

488
00:25:14,381 --> 00:25:15,850
<font color=#0080C0>to rebel against their husbands.</font>

489
00:25:20,121 --> 00:25:21,655
<font color=#0080C0>Alex, I have
to tell you something.</font>

490
00:25:25,993 --> 00:25:27,795
<font color=#0080C0>I was born with a face and...</font>

491
00:25:27,828 --> 00:25:30,731
<font color=#0080C0>Ooh, you were born with a face.</font>

492
00:25:30,764 --> 00:25:31,866
<font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font>

493
00:25:32,233 --> 00:25:34,268
<font color=#808080>[gentle ambient music]</font>

494
00:25:34,301 --> 00:25:35,903
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[exhales sharply]</font> God.</font>

495
00:25:37,304 --> 00:25:40,040
<font color=#0080C0>My face is lethally attractive.</font>

496
00:25:42,143 --> 00:25:46,213
<font color=#0080C0>So, when people see it,
when they see my face, they...</font>

497
00:25:46,247 --> 00:25:47,314
<font color=#0080C0>Die?</font>

498
00:25:56,290 --> 00:25:57,958
<font color=#808080>[loudly sighs]</font>

499
00:25:59,860 --> 00:26:00,828
<font color=#0080C0>Okay.</font>

500
00:26:01,896 --> 00:26:04,965
<font color=#0080C0>- Okay?
- I mean, not okay, but...</font>

501
00:26:06,233 --> 00:26:07,334
<font color=#0080C0>it's old news.</font>

502
00:26:08,169 --> 00:26:09,069
<font color=#0080C0>You already knew?</font>

503
00:26:10,871 --> 00:26:13,140
<font color=#0080C0>Besides, you're kind of
a big hit at the hospital.</font>

504
00:26:13,174 --> 00:26:14,275
<font color=#808080>[Max chuckles]</font>

505
00:26:15,776 --> 00:26:16,744
<font color=#0080C0>Wait...</font>

506
00:26:18,312 --> 00:26:20,981
<font color=#0080C0>what are you doing
hanging around the hospital?</font>

507
00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:29,456
<font color=#0080C0>I have a rare
cardiovascular disease.</font>

508
00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:32,993
<font color=#0080C0>What's wrong with your heart?</font>

509
00:26:33,427 --> 00:26:36,997
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[sighs]</font> I'm allergic
to endorphins.</font>

510
00:26:37,431 --> 00:26:39,800
<font color=#0080C0>Excitement causes inflammation,</font>

511
00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:42,736
<font color=#0080C0>which causes my heart to grow.</font>

512
00:26:46,140 --> 00:26:49,310
<font color=#0080C0>This monitors heart
rate and heart size.</font>

513
00:26:49,343 --> 00:26:52,846
<font color=#0080C0>So any emotion,
good or bad, my body rejects.</font>

514
00:26:54,248 --> 00:26:56,984
<font color=#0080C0>It's okay though because they
put me on this trial medication,</font>

515
00:26:57,017 --> 00:26:59,186
<font color=#0080C0>and I got really lucky
because it works.</font>

516
00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:02,890
<font color=#0080C0>So, now my heart is basically
on <i>Weight Watchers</i>.</font>

517
00:27:04,925 --> 00:27:05,960
<font color=#0080C0>So, you're fine?</font>

518
00:27:06,961 --> 00:27:08,796
<font color=#0080C0>Well, if you consider
taking a pill every day</font>

519
00:27:08,829 --> 00:27:11,398
<font color=#0080C0>and wearing a robotic
bra fine, then, yes.</font>

520
00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:14,501
<font color=#0080C0>My heart is not currently
a ticking time bomb.</font>

521
00:27:20,174 --> 00:27:22,376
<font color=#0080C0>Have you ever thought about
if your life were a movie,</font>

522
00:27:22,409 --> 00:27:24,411
<font color=#0080C0>what song they would
use in the montage?</font>

523
00:27:25,179 --> 00:27:27,248
<font color=#0080C0>Mm... no.</font>

524
00:27:28,449 --> 00:27:30,818
<font color=#0080C0>Do, do most people
think about that kind of stuff?</font>

525
00:27:31,352 --> 00:27:34,154
<font color=#0080C0>Yes, everyone, except you.</font>

526
00:27:34,188 --> 00:27:35,356
<font color=#808080>[Max chuckles]</font>

527
00:27:39,593 --> 00:27:41,495
<font color=#0080C0>This is for one of those moments</font>

528
00:27:41,528 --> 00:27:45,165
<font color=#0080C0>where your life
derails you, and your head</font>

529
00:27:45,199 --> 00:27:47,167
<font color=#0080C0>and your heart can't keep up.</font>

530
00:27:49,103 --> 00:27:51,305
<font color=#0080C0>Everything plays out
like a blur.</font>

531
00:27:52,206 --> 00:27:55,342
<font color=#0080C0>And all you hear is this.</font>

532
00:27:58,112 --> 00:28:00,381
<font color=#808080>[gentle music playing on phone]</font>

533
00:28:06,287 --> 00:28:09,023
<font color=#808080>[gentle music]</font>

534
00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:13,861
<font color=#0080C0>This movie theater hasn't gotten
a new movie in five years,</font>

535
00:28:13,894 --> 00:28:15,396
<font color=#0080C0>but this will make it
feel like new.</font>

536
00:28:19,634 --> 00:28:21,302
<font color=#808080>[both exhale]</font>

537
00:28:22,436 --> 00:28:25,272
<font color=#0080C0>- Is this wine?
- Yes, the vodka kind.</font>

538
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,475
<font color=#0080C0>- It tastes like nail polish.
- That's how you know it's effective.</font>

539
00:28:28,509 --> 00:28:30,811
<font color=#0080C0>How do you know what
nail polish tastes like?</font>

540
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,181
<font color=#0080C0>Thanks. <font color=#808080>[sighs]</font></font>

541
00:28:38,118 --> 00:28:40,354
<font color=#808080>[jovial music playing]</font>

542
00:28:41,588 --> 00:28:45,225
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[groans]</font> I don't think I can
finish this whole bottle.</font>

543
00:28:45,259 --> 00:28:48,062
<font color=#0080C0>Don't you dare ruin this for me.
I've wanted to do this for so long.</font>

544
00:28:48,896 --> 00:28:50,364
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[whispers]</font> Why?
- Because I could never do</font>

545
00:28:50,397 --> 00:28:52,266
<font color=#0080C0>anything fun,
because I was always sick.</font>

546
00:28:53,334 --> 00:28:55,502
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[sighs]</font> Besides, I didn't
really have any friends.</font>

547
00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:02,209
<font color=#808080>[dramatic music playing]</font>

548
00:29:02,943 --> 00:29:04,144
<font color=#0080C0>You're my first friend.</font>

549
00:29:04,978 --> 00:29:06,513
<font color=#808080>[creepy child's laughter]</font>

550
00:29:07,682 --> 00:29:09,249
<font color=#0080C0>Do you want
to play a drinking game?</font>

551
00:29:09,917 --> 00:29:11,552
<font color=#0080C0>- How, we've never seen this movie?
- Yes, it's like</font>

552
00:29:11,585 --> 00:29:13,420
<font color=#0080C0>the Any Movie Drinking Game.</font>

553
00:29:13,454 --> 00:29:15,956
<font color=#0080C0>- The Any Movie Drinking Game?
- <font color=#808080>[whispers]</font> Yes, go!</font>

554
00:29:15,989 --> 00:29:18,525
<font color=#0080C0>Okay, okay, okay, uh,
if you see a title card, drink.</font>

555
00:29:18,559 --> 00:29:19,593
<font color=#0080C0>- Go.
- Okay.</font>

556
00:29:19,627 --> 00:29:21,462
<font color=#808080>[upbeat techno music]</font>

557
00:29:21,495 --> 00:29:23,130
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Alex chuckles]</font> Next.</font>

558
00:29:23,163 --> 00:29:24,632
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, okay.
Oh, if there's a flashback.</font>

559
00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:26,266
<font color=#0080C0>Yes!</font>

560
00:29:27,134 --> 00:29:28,569
<font color=#0080C0>Any time an actor talks.</font>

561
00:29:28,603 --> 00:29:30,537
<font color=#0080C0>Any time it says,
"From the producers of,"</font>

562
00:29:30,571 --> 00:29:32,272
<font color=#0080C0>Any time someone wakes up, go!</font>

563
00:29:34,408 --> 00:29:36,043
<font color=#0080C0>- Eugh!
- <font color=#808080>[planet booming]</font></font>

564
00:29:36,076 --> 00:29:38,412
<font color=#0080C0>Planets! Excessive
armpit hair. Cheers!</font>

565
00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:39,947
<font color=#808080>[Max chuckles]</font>

566
00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:41,982
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[groans]</font>
- Gosh, it's really hot.</font>

567
00:29:42,015 --> 00:29:43,450
<font color=#0080C0>- Are you hot?
- No.</font>

568
00:29:43,484 --> 00:29:45,386
<font color=#0080C0>I'm, like, boiling
in here. <font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font></font>

569
00:29:45,419 --> 00:29:47,955
<font color=#0080C0>- Why is it sticky here, too?
- <font color=#808080>[Alex giggles]</font></font>

570
00:29:47,988 --> 00:29:50,491
<font color=#0080C0>- Can you feel your teeth?
- Yes.</font>

571
00:29:52,226 --> 00:29:54,495
<font color=#0080C0>- Are they there?
- Is this your first time drinking?</font>

572
00:30:01,201 --> 00:30:02,169
<font color=#808080>[Max groans]</font>

573
00:30:03,404 --> 00:30:05,172
<font color=#0080C0>- Buddy, you need to drink this.
- <font color=#808080>[groans]</font></font>

574
00:30:05,572 --> 00:30:07,207
<font color=#0080C0>- What, all of it?
- Yeah, all of it.</font>

575
00:30:07,241 --> 00:30:08,575
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Oh, I can't.</font>

576
00:30:08,610 --> 00:30:09,977
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Alex]</font> You can.
- I'm going to drown.</font>

577
00:30:10,010 --> 00:30:11,412
<font color=#808080>[Max gulps]</font>

578
00:30:11,445 --> 00:30:12,579
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Max chuckles]</font>
- Oh!</font>

579
00:30:12,614 --> 00:30:14,047
<font color=#808080>[phone buzzing]</font>

580
00:30:15,048 --> 00:30:15,949
<font color=#0080C0>Oops.</font>

581
00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:17,551
<font color=#808080>[groans]</font>

582
00:30:19,353 --> 00:30:20,254
<font color=#0080C0>Hey!</font>

583
00:30:20,688 --> 00:30:22,523
<font color=#0080C0>Dude, why aren't we hanging out?</font>

584
00:30:22,556 --> 00:30:24,391
<font color=#0080C0>- <i>This is stupid, come over.</i>
- Hi.</font>

585
00:30:24,425 --> 00:30:29,129
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, shit, um, you two just
get back to whatever it is</font>

586
00:30:29,163 --> 00:30:31,532
<font color=#0080C0>that you were doing, and Max?</font>

587
00:30:31,565 --> 00:30:33,133
<font color=#0080C0>Yeah.</font>

588
00:30:33,167 --> 00:30:34,636
<font color=#0080C0>- <i>You're my boy.</i>
- Oh. <font color=#808080>[groans]</font></font>

589
00:30:35,469 --> 00:30:36,704
<font color=#0080C0>Who was that?</font>

590
00:30:36,738 --> 00:30:38,071
<font color=#0080C0>Dan.</font>

591
00:30:38,105 --> 00:30:39,006
<font color=#0080C0>Dan.</font>

592
00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:41,475
<font color=#0080C0>What was that?</font>

593
00:30:41,508 --> 00:30:43,477
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, this is the tiny
light of death,</font>

594
00:30:44,044 --> 00:30:45,245
<font color=#0080C0>pray it never blinks.</font>

595
00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:52,219
<font color=#0080C0>- Max?
- Hmm.</font>

596
00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:56,323
<font color=#0080C0>I want you to stitch me
like one of your French girls.</font>

597
00:30:56,356 --> 00:30:58,459
<font color=#808080>[gentle ambient music]</font>

598
00:31:00,294 --> 00:31:01,395
<font color=#0080C0>Okay, Rose.</font>

599
00:31:05,332 --> 00:31:07,568
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[with puppet voice]</font>
I can feel you staring at me.</font>

600
00:31:07,602 --> 00:31:11,371
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font> You can't see
if I'm staring at you.</font>

601
00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:19,046
<font color=#0080C0>I can't see what you're
doing. <font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font></font>

602
00:31:26,788 --> 00:31:29,056
<font color=#808080>[gentle music]</font>

603
00:31:47,742 --> 00:31:48,776
<font color=#0080C0>Hi.</font>

604
00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:53,213
<font color=#808080>[door clicking]</font>

605
00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:54,448
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Jan]</font> Max!</font>

606
00:31:54,481 --> 00:31:55,449
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Uh.</font>

607
00:31:59,621 --> 00:32:01,321
<font color=#0080C0>Max, I...</font>

608
00:32:03,557 --> 00:32:04,626
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, wow.</font>

609
00:32:05,459 --> 00:32:07,629
<font color=#808080>[softly mumbles]</font>

610
00:32:07,662 --> 00:32:09,697
<font color=#0080C0>- A girl.
- Oh, God. Please kill me.</font>

611
00:32:09,731 --> 00:32:11,598
<font color=#0080C0>Hi, I'm Alex.</font>

612
00:32:18,238 --> 00:32:20,173
<font color=#0080C0>- Whoa, whoa.
- <font color=#808080>[Alex]</font> Oh.</font>

613
00:32:20,207 --> 00:32:22,543
<font color=#0080C0>- Sorry, I'm a hugger.
- What, since when?</font>

614
00:32:22,576 --> 00:32:24,044
<font color=#0080C0>- No, you're not!
- <font color=#808080>[mumbles]</font></font>

615
00:32:24,578 --> 00:32:27,180
<font color=#0080C0>I'm, uh... I, uh... I'm a shaker.</font>

616
00:32:27,214 --> 00:32:28,282
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Alex]</font> Hi.
- Hi.</font>

617
00:32:29,483 --> 00:32:30,450
<font color=#0080C0>Dad.</font>

618
00:32:31,184 --> 00:32:32,386
<font color=#808080>[Alex chuckles]</font>

619
00:32:32,419 --> 00:32:33,821
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Jan]</font> Oh, come on in.</font>

620
00:32:36,123 --> 00:32:37,257
<font color=#0080C0>This is Yu Shen.</font>

621
00:32:37,692 --> 00:32:39,761
<font color=#0080C0>She's from the exchange program.</font>

622
00:32:40,762 --> 00:32:42,630
<font color=#0080C0>Yu Shen,
welcome to your new home.</font>

623
00:32:43,167 --> 00:32:45,458
<font color=#0080C0>I'm in hell.</font>

624
00:32:45,599 --> 00:32:46,634
<font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font>

625
00:32:47,367 --> 00:32:48,703
<font color=#0080C0>You're so cute, isn't she cute?</font>

626
00:32:50,304 --> 00:32:51,806
<font color=#0080C0>- Yes.
- <font color=#808080>[cat meows]</font></font>

627
00:32:54,441 --> 00:32:56,711
<font color=#0080C0>- Oh!
- <font color=#808080>[cat hisses]</font></font>

628
00:32:56,744 --> 00:32:57,745
<font color=#808080>[door slamming]</font>

629
00:33:01,281 --> 00:33:02,482
<font color=#0080C0>She's a little jet-lagged.</font>

630
00:33:02,516 --> 00:33:04,151
<font color=#808080>[upbeat music playing]</font>

631
00:33:05,419 --> 00:33:07,321
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[groans]</font> Damn it.</font>

632
00:33:07,354 --> 00:33:09,791
<font color=#0080C0>You take two steps forward
and the next thing you know,</font>

633
00:33:09,824 --> 00:33:11,592
<font color=#0080C0>you're face down
in the shitter wondering</font>

634
00:33:11,626 --> 00:33:12,860
<font color=#0080C0>how the hell you got there.</font>

635
00:33:15,262 --> 00:33:18,332
<font color=#0080C0>Hey, why is Rosemary
sitting all by herself?</font>

636
00:33:18,365 --> 00:33:21,501
<font color=#0080C0>She's waiting for her son to take
her to get pie for her birthday.</font>

637
00:33:21,535 --> 00:33:23,871
<font color=#0080C0>She says he comes every year,
but I've never seen it.</font>

638
00:33:23,905 --> 00:33:25,339
<font color=#0080C0>It's her birthday?</font>

639
00:33:25,372 --> 00:33:27,274
<font color=#0080C0>82, but I didn't tell you.</font>

640
00:33:27,709 --> 00:33:29,877
<font color=#0080C0>She wants everybody
to think she's 88.</font>

641
00:33:29,911 --> 00:33:33,246
<font color=#0080C0>- Why?
- Well, when you're young, you lie about your age</font>

642
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,783
<font color=#0080C0>because you can't accept the
fact that you're getting old.</font>

643
00:33:35,817 --> 00:33:38,418
<font color=#0080C0>But when you crack 70,
all you want is for people</font>

644
00:33:38,452 --> 00:33:40,855
<font color=#0080C0>to tell you,
"You don't look your age."</font>

645
00:33:40,888 --> 00:33:42,456
<font color=#808080>[Max chuckles]</font>

646
00:33:42,489 --> 00:33:44,491
<font color=#0080C0>The pie is not
going anywhere, Ro.</font>

647
00:33:44,524 --> 00:33:46,426
<font color=#0080C0>Get your sweet ass in here!</font>

648
00:33:46,460 --> 00:33:48,528
<font color=#0080C0>Could you stop screaming at me?</font>

649
00:33:49,529 --> 00:33:51,799
<font color=#0080C0>She's always on me about my ass.</font>

650
00:33:52,767 --> 00:33:55,202
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, I love this game.</font>

651
00:33:55,837 --> 00:33:57,437
<font color=#0080C0>Happy Birthday, Rose.</font>

652
00:33:57,471 --> 00:33:59,907
<font color=#0080C0>88 years, can you believe it?</font>

653
00:33:59,941 --> 00:34:02,844
<font color=#0080C0>88, you barely
look a day over 82.</font>

654
00:34:03,845 --> 00:34:05,412
<font color=#0080C0>You told him.</font>

655
00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:07,180
<font color=#0080C0>Let the boy give you
a compliment.</font>

656
00:34:07,214 --> 00:34:10,685
<font color=#0080C0>Thank you, I have
a lot to be thankful for.</font>

657
00:34:10,718 --> 00:34:13,587
<font color=#0080C0>My health, my friends.</font>

658
00:34:13,621 --> 00:34:15,823
<font color=#0080C0>I honestly don't know
what I'd do without you.</font>

659
00:34:15,857 --> 00:34:18,458
<font color=#0080C0>Well, you would carry on
like the rest of us.</font>

660
00:34:18,492 --> 00:34:21,461
<font color=#0080C0>I told you,
I'm not strong like you, Esther.</font>

661
00:34:21,495 --> 00:34:23,363
<font color=#0080C0>If I knew what was coming,</font>

662
00:34:23,397 --> 00:34:25,499
<font color=#0080C0>I don't know if could put
myself through it.</font>

663
00:34:25,532 --> 00:34:27,234
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Esther]</font> It's not strength, Ro.</font>

664
00:34:27,267 --> 00:34:29,569
<font color=#0080C0>We didn't sign up just
for the good parts.</font>

665
00:34:29,604 --> 00:34:32,807
<font color=#0080C0>The good comes
with the bad, that's living.</font>

666
00:34:37,310 --> 00:34:41,281
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, shit,
I hate this goddamn game!</font>

667
00:34:41,314 --> 00:34:42,382
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Rosemary]</font> My turn!</font>

668
00:34:44,018 --> 00:34:45,552
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Jan]</font> And that is the secret</font>

669
00:34:45,585 --> 00:34:46,888
<font color=#0080C0>to American cuisine.</font>

670
00:34:48,623 --> 00:34:50,524
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[phone clicking]</font>
- Craft.</font>

671
00:34:50,992 --> 00:34:53,527
<font color=#0080C0>Max, did your goblin
starter kit come</font>

672
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,395
<font color=#0080C0>with an oraculum gem?</font>

673
00:34:57,297 --> 00:34:58,866
<font color=#0080C0>I have no idea what that means.</font>

674
00:35:00,034 --> 00:35:02,770
<font color=#0080C0>Yu Shen, what does
your mom make for dinner?</font>

675
00:35:03,805 --> 00:35:05,673
<font color=#0080C0>Maybe I could try
to something ethnic.</font>

676
00:35:05,707 --> 00:35:06,641
<font color=#808080>[doorbell ringing]</font>

677
00:35:08,275 --> 00:35:09,777
<font color=#808080>[steps loudly]</font>

678
00:35:13,547 --> 00:35:15,382
<font color=#808080>[door thudding]</font>

679
00:35:15,415 --> 00:35:16,884
<font color=#0080C0>- Uh, you got to pay for these.
- <font color=#808080>[Jan]</font> Sorry about that.</font>

680
00:35:16,918 --> 00:35:19,654
<font color=#0080C0>Sorry, here you go.
This is for you.</font>

681
00:35:19,687 --> 00:35:20,955
<font color=#0080C0>Thank you so much, sorry again.</font>

682
00:35:20,988 --> 00:35:21,956
<font color=#0080C0>Have a good night.</font>

683
00:35:22,824 --> 00:35:24,759
<font color=#0080C0>- Tomorrow, you're taking her.
- What?</font>

684
00:35:24,792 --> 00:35:27,427
<font color=#0080C0>No, she, she, she doesn't
want to be here.</font>

685
00:35:27,461 --> 00:35:29,864
<font color=#0080C0>Max, Yu Shen's family
is very well off, okay?</font>

686
00:35:29,897 --> 00:35:31,465
<font color=#0080C0>- This is an adjustment for her.
- So what?</font>

687
00:35:31,498 --> 00:35:33,000
<font color=#0080C0>Can you please
show a little sympathy?</font>

688
00:35:33,034 --> 00:35:34,434
<font color=#0080C0>I'm... so, I...
you want me to feel</font>

689
00:35:34,468 --> 00:35:35,937
<font color=#0080C0>bad for her because she's rich?</font>

690
00:35:35,970 --> 00:35:37,939
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Jan]</font> No, would it
hurt you at all to try</font>

691
00:35:37,972 --> 00:35:39,539
<font color=#0080C0>and help her get acclimated?</font>

692
00:35:39,573 --> 00:35:40,742
<font color=#0080C0>I have plans tomorrow!</font>

693
00:35:41,308 --> 00:35:44,244
<font color=#0080C0>Max, I'm asking you
to be a friend.</font>

694
00:35:44,879 --> 00:35:49,617
<font color=#0080C0>Mom, I'm supposed to go
camping with Alex and Dan.</font>

695
00:35:50,017 --> 00:35:53,788
<font color=#0080C0>Then you, Alex, Dan and Yu Shen</font>

696
00:35:53,821 --> 00:35:55,422
<font color=#0080C0>will have a great day tomorrow.</font>

697
00:35:55,455 --> 00:35:56,791
<font color=#0080C0>This is a dictatorship.</font>

698
00:35:56,824 --> 00:35:58,525
<font color=#0080C0>Well, no one said it
was a democracy.</font>

699
00:35:58,558 --> 00:36:00,962
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, real American, Jan.</font>

700
00:36:00,995 --> 00:36:02,764
<font color=#0080C0>- Oh, you're calling me Jan now?
- <font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Yeah, you look</font>

701
00:36:02,797 --> 00:36:04,031
<font color=#0080C0>like a Jan to me.</font>

702
00:36:04,799 --> 00:36:06,000
<font color=#0080C0>Okay.</font>

703
00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:06,934
<font color=#808080>[door slamming]</font>

704
00:36:08,603 --> 00:36:10,504
<font color=#0080C0>Thanks, thanks, Paul.
Thanks for your help!</font>

705
00:36:10,537 --> 00:36:12,774
<font color=#0080C0>- How am I missing Grishnakh.
- And for listening!</font>

706
00:36:12,807 --> 00:36:15,575
<font color=#0080C0>- Honey, could you move my character kit?
- What?</font>

707
00:36:15,610 --> 00:36:17,879
<font color=#0080C0>- Grishnakh. He's a level three key master.
- What?</font>

708
00:36:17,912 --> 00:36:19,814
<font color=#0080C0>He, he's, he's,
he's the only goblin</font>

709
00:36:19,847 --> 00:36:21,581
<font color=#0080C0>who can penetrate
Eleanor's secret vault.</font>

710
00:36:21,616 --> 00:36:22,482
<font color=#0080C0>I'm lost without him.</font>

711
00:36:23,718 --> 00:36:25,452
<font color=#0080C0>It was right here
in this front drawer.</font>

712
00:36:26,954 --> 00:36:27,989
<font color=#0080C0>What is this game?</font>

713
00:36:28,022 --> 00:36:30,490
<font color=#808080>[bright music]</font>

714
00:36:32,492 --> 00:36:33,527
<font color=#808080>[thudding]</font>

715
00:36:37,064 --> 00:36:38,065
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Yu Shen!</font>

716
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,745
<font color=#0080C0>I hate to burst your bubble,
but it's way too flimsy.</font>

717
00:36:51,444 --> 00:36:53,648
<font color=#0080C0>Uh, don't act like
you know what I'm doing.</font>

718
00:36:54,081 --> 00:36:56,784
<font color=#0080C0>Well, it looks like
you're making a walking stick.</font>

719
00:36:56,818 --> 00:36:58,853
<font color=#0080C0>That's funny because
I'm making a...</font>

720
00:36:59,519 --> 00:37:00,755
<font color=#808080>[twig snapping]</font>

721
00:37:00,788 --> 00:37:03,958
<font color=#0080C0>...wand to close the portal.</font>

722
00:37:03,991 --> 00:37:04,892
<font color=#0080C0>What portal? <font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font></font>

723
00:37:05,726 --> 00:37:07,594
<font color=#0080C0>One to the alternate
dimension Dan's dates</font>

724
00:37:07,628 --> 00:37:09,596
<font color=#0080C0>- keep crawling out of.
- <font color=#808080>[camera clicking]</font></font>

725
00:37:09,630 --> 00:37:12,800
<font color=#0080C0>I don't know, maybe Tiffany's
exceptionally warm-blooded.</font>

726
00:37:13,167 --> 00:37:16,604
<font color=#0080C0>- Like a human polar bear.
- Please, have more respect</font>

727
00:37:16,637 --> 00:37:18,438
<font color=#0080C0>for the polar bears.</font>

728
00:37:18,471 --> 00:37:21,341
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font> Can you get a picture
of us against this wall?</font>

729
00:37:22,176 --> 00:37:23,678
<font color=#0080C0>That's a tree.</font>

730
00:37:24,846 --> 00:37:25,947
<font color=#0080C0>Aren't you freezing?</font>

731
00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:27,682
<font color=#0080C0>No, it's fur.</font>

732
00:37:28,082 --> 00:37:29,083
<font color=#0080C0>- Oh.
- <font color=#808080>[Dan]</font> It's nice.</font>

733
00:37:29,116 --> 00:37:30,084
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Alex]</font> Christ.</font>

734
00:37:30,117 --> 00:37:31,418
<font color=#808080>[camera clicking]</font>

735
00:37:31,819 --> 00:37:34,956
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[gasps]</font> Oh, shit, girl,
you're bleeding.</font>

736
00:37:35,623 --> 00:37:36,858
<font color=#0080C0>I just... oh.</font>

737
00:37:36,891 --> 00:37:38,458
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Oh, here, uh,</font>

738
00:37:38,491 --> 00:37:40,161
<font color=#0080C0>I've got, uh...
here, give me your hand.</font>

739
00:37:40,194 --> 00:37:42,964
<font color=#0080C0>No, that stings, I don't
really want you to do that.</font>

740
00:37:42,997 --> 00:37:44,866
<font color=#0080C0>- Muffin tits.
- What, muffin ti...</font>

741
00:37:47,668 --> 00:37:49,637
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Alex sighs]</font>
- <font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Give me one second.</font>

742
00:37:51,038 --> 00:37:54,407
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, it looks like we have
a Boy Scout on our hands.</font>

743
00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:56,543
<font color=#808080>[mellow music]</font>

744
00:38:04,619 --> 00:38:05,720
<font color=#0080C0>How's that feel?</font>

745
00:38:08,089 --> 00:38:10,992
<font color=#0080C0>Fine, thank you.</font>

746
00:38:16,898 --> 00:38:19,133
<font color=#808080>[heart pounding]</font>

747
00:38:24,839 --> 00:38:26,908
<font color=#808080>[Tiffany giggles]</font>

748
00:38:28,776 --> 00:38:29,777
<font color=#808080>[Yu Shen snores]</font>

749
00:38:30,678 --> 00:38:33,848
<font color=#0080C0>I know he's your friend,
but that's got to get old.</font>

750
00:38:36,250 --> 00:38:37,618
<font color=#0080C0>I don't know, I...</font>

751
00:38:38,953 --> 00:38:40,520
<font color=#0080C0>I accepted a long time ago</font>

752
00:38:40,553 --> 00:38:41,889
<font color=#0080C0>that Dan has...</font>

753
00:38:43,691 --> 00:38:44,591
<font color=#0080C0>what I don't.</font>

754
00:38:45,059 --> 00:38:46,193
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, come on.</font>

755
00:38:47,261 --> 00:38:48,696
<font color=#0080C0>You're not exactly wearing
that 'cause you're ugly.</font>

756
00:38:48,729 --> 00:38:49,864
<font color=#808080>[Max snickers]</font>

757
00:38:53,901 --> 00:38:56,604
<font color=#0080C0>It would be nice to know what
you looked like under there.</font>

758
00:38:59,707 --> 00:39:00,908
<font color=#0080C0>It's just a face.</font>

759
00:39:19,994 --> 00:39:21,228
<font color=#0080C0>What are you doing?</font>

760
00:39:22,263 --> 00:39:24,632
<font color=#0080C0>Close your eyes
and don't open them</font>

761
00:39:24,665 --> 00:39:26,067
<font color=#0080C0>until I tell you to, okay?</font>

762
00:39:27,601 --> 00:39:29,670
<font color=#0080C0>Okay, Mr. Serious.</font>

763
00:39:29,704 --> 00:39:30,972
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> I am being serious.</font>

764
00:39:31,005 --> 00:39:33,473
<font color=#808080>[gentle ambient music]</font>

765
00:39:54,028 --> 00:39:55,863
<font color=#0080C0>I wish you could see my face.</font>

766
00:39:57,999 --> 00:40:00,901
<font color=#0080C0>You really know how to make
a girl feel like Helen Keller.</font>

767
00:40:00,935 --> 00:40:03,536
<font color=#808080>[Max laughing]</font>

768
00:40:03,570 --> 00:40:06,007
<font color=#808080>[Alex laughing]</font>

769
00:40:07,108 --> 00:40:09,010
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Alex]</font> Max?
- Yeah.</font>

770
00:40:09,710 --> 00:40:11,511
<font color=#0080C0>Have you ever been kissed?</font>

771
00:40:12,713 --> 00:40:13,781
<font color=#0080C0>Almost...</font>

772
00:40:16,817 --> 00:40:17,718
<font color=#0080C0>once.</font>

773
00:40:19,854 --> 00:40:23,090
<font color=#0080C0>I was in the first grade
and I met this girl,</font>

774
00:40:24,058 --> 00:40:29,529
<font color=#0080C0>and we decided that we would
be each other's first kiss.</font>

775
00:40:30,798 --> 00:40:33,267
<font color=#0080C0>So, I told her
to close her eyes.</font>

776
00:40:35,069 --> 00:40:40,207
<font color=#0080C0>But first graders, they just
don't listen very well.</font>

777
00:40:43,310 --> 00:40:46,047
<font color=#0080C0>I'm not going to make
the same mistake as that girl.</font>

778
00:40:46,814 --> 00:40:49,016
<font color=#0080C0>Technically, it'd be hard
because you're blind.</font>

779
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,328
<font color=#808080>[Alex sighs]</font>

780
00:41:03,964 --> 00:41:06,133
<font color=#808080>[heart pounding]</font>

781
00:41:11,372 --> 00:41:13,707
<font color=#0080C0>- No, no! <font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font>
- <font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font> Nice.</font>

782
00:41:13,741 --> 00:41:18,379
<font color=#0080C0>Every time. <font color=#808080>[groans]</font>
Here. Have fun losing.</font>

783
00:41:18,412 --> 00:41:20,147
<font color=#0080C0>Wait, does she even
know how to play it?</font>

784
00:41:20,748 --> 00:41:23,350
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[character grunting]</font>
- Oh, damn, she's good.</font>

785
00:41:23,384 --> 00:41:24,718
<font color=#0080C0>How are you so good at this?</font>

786
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,833
<font color=#0080C0>Be my American boyfriend?</font>

787
00:41:27,988 --> 00:41:29,957
<font color=#0080C0>- What?
- <font color=#808080>[phone buzzing]</font></font>

788
00:41:32,326 --> 00:41:34,728
<font color=#0080C0>Hey, are you on your way?</font>

789
00:41:34,762 --> 00:41:38,099
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, um, my mom just declared
a mandatory spring cleaning,</font>

790
00:41:38,132 --> 00:41:40,367
<font color=#0080C0>so I'm kind of
a prisoner at the moment.</font>

791
00:41:40,968 --> 00:41:43,137
<font color=#0080C0>Spring? It's freezing outside.</font>

792
00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:46,640
<font color=#0080C0>I know, she doesn't understand the
seasons, so we must all suffer.</font>

793
00:41:46,674 --> 00:41:48,709
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, God, I didn't even know
you could do that!</font>

794
00:41:48,742 --> 00:41:49,710
<font color=#808080>[controller thudding]</font>

795
00:41:51,045 --> 00:41:52,012
<font color=#0080C0>Hold on one second.</font>

796
00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:54,417
<font color=#0080C0>Let's get nasty tonight.</font>

797
00:41:54,748 --> 00:41:56,817
<font color=#0080C0>What, what, what did she say?</font>

798
00:41:57,184 --> 00:42:00,020
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Alex chuckles]
</font>- <font color=#808080>[Max]</font> I'm sorry, there's weirdness happening.</font>

799
00:42:00,054 --> 00:42:02,356
<font color=#0080C0>Just text if you want
to hang out later, okay?</font>

800
00:42:02,389 --> 00:42:04,658
<font color=#0080C0>Yeah, I'll talk
to you later, bye.</font>

801
00:42:07,928 --> 00:42:10,231
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Alex sighs]</font>
- <font color=#808080>[announcer]</font> <i>Paging Dr. Ross,</i></font>

802
00:42:10,264 --> 00:42:12,299
<font color=#0080C0><i>please, report
to emergency immediately.</i></font>

803
00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:17,404
<font color=#808080>[muffled talking]</font>

804
00:42:18,706 --> 00:42:22,243
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[mom]</font> We don't let her do anything
that would cause her heart to grow?</font>

805
00:42:22,276 --> 00:42:24,378
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[announcer]</font> <i>Dr. Kravitz,
you are needed here in...</i></font>

806
00:42:25,012 --> 00:42:26,714
<font color=#0080C0>Max, can you pause the game?
I need help real quick</font>

807
00:42:26,747 --> 00:42:28,082
<font color=#0080C0>- with something small.
- Sure, Mrs. Richardson.</font>

808
00:42:28,115 --> 00:42:30,151
<font color=#0080C0>Ah-ah. This request isn't</font>

809
00:42:30,184 --> 00:42:31,785
<font color=#0080C0>either going to be
small nor quick.</font>

810
00:42:32,386 --> 00:42:34,288
<font color=#0080C0>I need you to take out
the Christmas tree.</font>

811
00:42:34,321 --> 00:42:35,956
<font color=#0080C0>- Told you.
- <font color=#808080>[festive music]</font></font>

812
00:42:35,990 --> 00:42:37,291
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[groans]</font> This tree is a bitch!</font>

813
00:42:37,324 --> 00:42:38,392
<font color=#0080C0>You know what? Shut up.</font>

814
00:42:38,425 --> 00:42:39,793
<font color=#0080C0>You did this.</font>

815
00:42:40,961 --> 00:42:42,997
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Dan groans]</font> Shit, hold on, hold on.
- <font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Okay.</font>

816
00:42:43,030 --> 00:42:46,233
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Dan]</font> I think I got
a splinter. <font color=#808080>[groans]</font></font>

817
00:42:46,267 --> 00:42:48,002
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Okay, well, come on,
let's go upstairs.</font>

818
00:42:48,035 --> 00:42:49,703
<font color=#0080C0>I think my mom's
got some tweezers.</font>

819
00:42:49,737 --> 00:42:52,706
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Dan]</font> It hurts.
- <font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Just stop crying.</font>

820
00:42:52,740 --> 00:42:54,775
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪</i></font>

821
00:42:54,808 --> 00:42:56,410
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Jingle all the way ♪</i></font>

822
00:42:56,443 --> 00:42:58,913
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[fire whooshing]</font>
- <i><font color=#8080FF>♪ Oh, what fun is it to ride ♪</font></i></font>

823
00:42:58,946 --> 00:43:01,148
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪</i></font>

824
00:43:01,182 --> 00:43:05,352
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way ♪</i></font>

825
00:43:05,386 --> 00:43:09,857
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Oh, what fun is it to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ♪</i></font>

826
00:43:13,394 --> 00:43:15,296
<font color=#0080C0>Whoa, what? Yu Shen!</font>

827
00:43:15,329 --> 00:43:17,364
<font color=#0080C0>Don't... you're going
to burn the house down!</font>

828
00:43:17,398 --> 00:43:19,066
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Whoa, Mom, Mom!
- <font color=#808080>[Dan]</font> Get some water, quick!</font>

829
00:43:19,099 --> 00:43:21,802
<font color=#808080>- [Max yells]
- [Dan groans and yells]</font>

830
00:43:24,071 --> 00:43:25,973
<font color=#0080C0>All right, all set.
So, you're going to change out</font>

831
00:43:26,006 --> 00:43:27,508
<font color=#0080C0>the dressing in two
to three days.</font>

832
00:43:27,541 --> 00:43:28,876
<font color=#0080C0>I'm prescribing you
an antibiotic ointment,</font>

833
00:43:28,909 --> 00:43:30,110
<font color=#0080C0>so you can put it on every day.</font>

834
00:43:31,378 --> 00:43:32,713
<font color=#0080C0>Do you have any questions?</font>

835
00:43:33,214 --> 00:43:35,015
<font color=#0080C0>- What are you doing later?
- You can take any</font>

836
00:43:35,049 --> 00:43:36,984
<font color=#0080C0>over-the-counter pain
medication. Just make sure</font>

837
00:43:37,017 --> 00:43:38,886
<font color=#0080C0>you're taking the proper dosage.
And if the pain or swelling</font>

838
00:43:38,919 --> 00:43:40,321
<font color=#0080C0>increases,
you come in immediately.</font>

839
00:43:40,921 --> 00:43:42,523
<font color=#0080C0>Otherwise,
I'll see you in seven days.</font>

840
00:43:42,556 --> 00:43:44,225
<font color=#0080C0>Wait, I get to see you again?</font>

841
00:43:44,258 --> 00:43:45,793
<font color=#0080C0>For your follow-up, yes.</font>

842
00:43:47,228 --> 00:43:48,262
<font color=#0080C0>Damn.</font>

843
00:43:50,864 --> 00:43:52,967
<font color=#0080C0>You know, she really
doesn't seem like your type.</font>

844
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,935
<font color=#0080C0>Yeah, what do you know
about my type.</font>

845
00:43:54,969 --> 00:43:57,238
<font color=#0080C0>Hmm, brainless.</font>

846
00:43:59,106 --> 00:44:00,741
<font color=#808080>- [bag thudding]
- [groans]</font>

847
00:44:02,509 --> 00:44:04,378
<font color=#0080C0>This is good gauze,
she gave you the good stuff.</font>

848
00:44:04,411 --> 00:44:05,913
<font color=#0080C0>- Yeah?
- Yeah.</font>

849
00:44:07,181 --> 00:44:09,350
<font color=#808080>- Twinsies.
- [chuckles]</font>

850
00:44:09,383 --> 00:44:11,552
<font color=#0080C0>- You didn't even get her number or anything, so.
- Dude.</font>

851
00:44:11,585 --> 00:44:13,821
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Alex's mom]</font> I don't understand,
why didn't you tell me?</font>

852
00:44:13,854 --> 00:44:15,389
<font color=#0080C0>Mom, because I knew
you'd freak out.</font>

853
00:44:15,422 --> 00:44:16,357
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Dan]</font> Hey, Alex!</font>

854
00:44:17,891 --> 00:44:18,926
<font color=#0080C0>Hey.</font>

855
00:44:21,362 --> 00:44:22,863
<font color=#0080C0>Um...</font>

856
00:44:22,896 --> 00:44:24,398
<font color=#0080C0>Uh, Christmas tree attack.</font>

857
00:44:25,032 --> 00:44:26,834
<font color=#0080C0>That's funny, uh,</font>

858
00:44:27,201 --> 00:44:29,103
<font color=#0080C0>I'm Dan, this is Max.</font>

859
00:44:30,904 --> 00:44:32,273
<font color=#0080C0>They work with me at the home.</font>

860
00:44:35,909 --> 00:44:38,112
<font color=#0080C0>Then you must spend
an awful lot of time together.</font>

861
00:44:38,145 --> 00:44:40,948
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Alex]</font> No, no, we work
different shifts. Don't worry.</font>

862
00:44:41,382 --> 00:44:45,319
<font color=#0080C0>It's okay. Okay, well, it was
good to see you, feel better.</font>

863
00:44:47,187 --> 00:44:50,224
<font color=#808080>[somber music]</font>

864
00:44:50,257 --> 00:44:52,259
<font color=#0080C0>Dude, what the hell?</font>

865
00:44:55,195 --> 00:44:56,196
<font color=#0080C0>Let's get out of here.</font>

866
00:44:59,033 --> 00:45:00,868
<font color=#808080>[air whooshing]</font>

867
00:45:10,411 --> 00:45:11,879
<font color=#808080>[balloon popping]</font>

868
00:45:12,246 --> 00:45:14,114
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Paul]</font> The forum online
said they only manufactured</font>

869
00:45:14,148 --> 00:45:15,949
<font color=#0080C0>10,000 units of Gremlin.</font>

870
00:45:15,983 --> 00:45:17,619
<font color=#808080>[mellow music playing
in the background]</font>

871
00:45:17,652 --> 00:45:21,388
<font color=#0080C0>And he supposedly comes
with detachable goblin armor.</font>

872
00:45:22,489 --> 00:45:23,991
<font color=#0080C0>Which you should be
able to hear.</font>

873
00:45:24,024 --> 00:45:26,327
<font color=#808080>[box clattering]</font>

874
00:45:32,933 --> 00:45:37,004
<font color=#0080C0>Hey, Dad, when you and Mom met,</font>

875
00:45:37,037 --> 00:45:39,573
<font color=#0080C0>how did you guys know
that you liked each other?</font>

876
00:45:48,616 --> 00:45:50,384
<font color=#808080>[box clattering]</font>

877
00:45:52,453 --> 00:45:54,021
<font color=#0080C0>I took your mother to dinner.</font>

878
00:45:54,656 --> 00:45:58,092
<font color=#0080C0>I think it was...
our second date.</font>

879
00:45:58,992 --> 00:46:00,561
<font color=#0080C0>We were walking
to the car and she said,</font>

880
00:46:00,594 --> 00:46:02,329
<font color=#0080C0>"Paul, you love me, okay?"</font>

881
00:46:04,164 --> 00:46:05,299
<font color=#0080C0>And, and that's how I knew.</font>

882
00:46:06,533 --> 00:46:09,269
<font color=#0080C0>You might think it's blatantly
obvious that you like Alex,</font>

883
00:46:09,303 --> 00:46:11,105
<font color=#0080C0>but there's a good chance
she has no idea.</font>

884
00:46:11,138 --> 00:46:13,608
<font color=#0080C0>Uh, I never said I liked Alex.</font>

885
00:46:15,376 --> 00:46:19,880
<font color=#0080C0>Well, hypothetically,
if you did.</font>

886
00:46:24,686 --> 00:46:27,521
<font color=#0080C0>Communication goes
a long way with women, Max,</font>

887
00:46:27,554 --> 00:46:30,391
<font color=#0080C0>especially since they think
men are incapable of doing it.</font>

888
00:46:30,424 --> 00:46:32,259
<font color=#0080C0>And I'm going to go out
on a limb and say</font>

889
00:46:32,292 --> 00:46:34,629
<font color=#0080C0>that if you did decide
to tell Alex how you feel...</font>

890
00:46:37,464 --> 00:46:39,333
<font color=#0080C0>you might like
what she has to say back.</font>

891
00:46:41,402 --> 00:46:43,638
<font color=#808080>[gentle music]</font>

892
00:46:43,671 --> 00:46:46,173
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Alex]</font> Like, what is
in the Blegh Sex Shop?</font>

893
00:46:46,206 --> 00:46:51,278
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> I don't know. Uh, probably
something really gross or really lame.</font>

894
00:46:52,379 --> 00:46:53,914
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Alex]</font> Dildos for dogs.</font>

895
00:46:55,249 --> 00:46:57,251
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Kale-flavored condoms.</font>

896
00:46:57,284 --> 00:46:58,686
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Alex]</font> Oh, my God,
your dad's nudes.</font>

897
00:46:58,720 --> 00:46:59,920
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Ugh!</font>

898
00:47:07,528 --> 00:47:09,496
<font color=#0080C0>Alex, are we going
to talk about yesterday?</font>

899
00:47:11,331 --> 00:47:14,101
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, um, I just said
you volunteered at the home</font>

900
00:47:14,134 --> 00:47:15,469
<font color=#0080C0>because it's easier for my mom.</font>

901
00:47:16,236 --> 00:47:17,672
<font color=#0080C0>- Easier?
- Yeah.</font>

902
00:47:17,705 --> 00:47:19,239
<font color=#0080C0>Check-ups are really
triggering for her</font>

903
00:47:19,273 --> 00:47:20,742
<font color=#0080C0>and the idea of me
having friends</font>

904
00:47:20,775 --> 00:47:22,576
<font color=#0080C0>still feels like
a death sentence.</font>

905
00:47:22,610 --> 00:47:24,278
<font color=#0080C0>But she likes when
I volunteer at the home</font>

906
00:47:24,311 --> 00:47:25,546
<font color=#0080C0>because she thinks it's nice</font>

907
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,683
<font color=#0080C0>and safe and boring.</font>

908
00:47:29,651 --> 00:47:32,986
<font color=#0080C0>You're on meds though
so why is she so worried?</font>

909
00:47:33,788 --> 00:47:35,422
<font color=#0080C0>Because that's
how anxiety works.</font>

910
00:47:40,461 --> 00:47:42,296
<font color=#0080C0>Okay, I'm sorry.</font>

911
00:47:42,730 --> 00:47:43,964
<font color=#0080C0>It's fine.</font>

912
00:47:50,404 --> 00:47:52,039
<font color=#0080C0>Don't tell me it's Friday.</font>

913
00:47:52,072 --> 00:47:53,540
<font color=#0080C0>I know it's Wednesday.</font>

914
00:47:53,574 --> 00:47:55,242
<font color=#0080C0>- It's Wednesday.
- Yeah.</font>

915
00:47:55,275 --> 00:47:57,177
<font color=#808080>[jovial music playing]</font>

916
00:47:58,145 --> 00:47:59,346
<font color=#0080C0>What's all this?</font>

917
00:47:59,379 --> 00:48:02,049
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, uh, we got Rosemary pies.</font>

918
00:48:02,082 --> 00:48:04,284
<font color=#0080C0>Uh, but we weren't sure
what flavor she liked best,</font>

919
00:48:04,318 --> 00:48:06,553
<font color=#0080C0>so we just got her
a slice of each one.</font>

920
00:48:06,587 --> 00:48:07,789
<font color=#0080C0>What's wrong?</font>

921
00:48:07,822 --> 00:48:09,122
<font color=#808080>[sighs]</font>

922
00:48:12,059 --> 00:48:14,294
<font color=#808080>[machine beeping]</font>

923
00:48:21,502 --> 00:48:23,370
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Esther]</font> Look who came
to see you.</font>

924
00:48:24,137 --> 00:48:25,072
<font color=#0080C0>Rose?</font>

925
00:48:27,140 --> 00:48:28,242
<font color=#0080C0>Rose?</font>

926
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,449
<font color=#0080C0>I, I can't let her
see me like this.</font>

927
00:48:50,798 --> 00:48:51,766
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Hey, Rosemary,</font>

928
00:48:51,799 --> 00:48:54,501
<font color=#808080>[heart pounding]</font>

929
00:48:55,435 --> 00:48:57,204
<font color=#0080C0>Rosemary, it's me and Alex.</font>

930
00:49:01,843 --> 00:49:03,076
<font color=#808080>[Alex sniffles]</font>

931
00:49:03,544 --> 00:49:04,679
<font color=#808080>[Alex sighs]</font>

932
00:49:16,290 --> 00:49:17,324
<font color=#0080C0>You okay?</font>

933
00:49:21,461 --> 00:49:22,496
<font color=#0080C0>It's not right.</font>

934
00:49:24,464 --> 00:49:27,200
<font color=#0080C0>The way they have her
hooked up to those machines.</font>

935
00:49:29,671 --> 00:49:31,204
<font color=#0080C0>I know, it sucks.</font>

936
00:49:33,507 --> 00:49:35,409
<font color=#0080C0>But they are
what's keeping her alive.</font>

937
00:49:35,442 --> 00:49:36,343
<font color=#0080C0>No.</font>

938
00:49:37,177 --> 00:49:39,179
<font color=#0080C0>They're barely
holding onto her...</font>

939
00:49:40,447 --> 00:49:41,515
<font color=#0080C0>for what?</font>

940
00:49:42,482 --> 00:49:44,384
<font color=#0080C0>Some stupid moral compass</font>

941
00:49:44,418 --> 00:49:46,486
<font color=#0080C0>that says
that's the way it has to be?</font>

942
00:49:50,792 --> 00:49:52,192
<font color=#0080C0>That's the way it is.</font>

943
00:49:54,361 --> 00:49:56,163
<font color=#0080C0>Well, what we can do about it?</font>

944
00:49:59,499 --> 00:50:00,802
<font color=#0080C0>You can help her.</font>

945
00:50:08,375 --> 00:50:11,411
<font color=#0080C0>Alex, you can't ask me that.</font>

946
00:50:11,445 --> 00:50:13,815
<font color=#0080C0>- You said it doesn't hurt.
- I don't think it hurts.</font>

947
00:50:13,848 --> 00:50:15,750
<font color=#0080C0>It doesn't look like
it does, but I, I...</font>

948
00:50:15,783 --> 00:50:17,885
<font color=#0080C0>it's not like I can ask them
after it happens.</font>

949
00:50:17,919 --> 00:50:20,287
<font color=#808080>[somber music]</font>

950
00:50:21,221 --> 00:50:22,122
<font color=#0080C0>Alex.</font>

951
00:50:23,925 --> 00:50:27,194
<font color=#0080C0>I know you think what happens
with you is a curse.</font>

952
00:50:28,930 --> 00:50:31,398
<font color=#0080C0>But those people who have seen
your face will never have</font>

953
00:50:31,431 --> 00:50:34,201
<font color=#0080C0>to know what it feels like
to lose yourself slowly.</font>

954
00:50:37,237 --> 00:50:40,608
<font color=#0080C0>To have your last memory
be withering away</font>

955
00:50:40,642 --> 00:50:42,209
<font color=#0080C0>in a hospital bed.</font>

956
00:50:51,385 --> 00:50:54,488
<font color=#0080C0>She shouldn't have to bargain
away her dignity to die.</font>

957
00:50:56,991 --> 00:51:00,427
<font color=#808080>[somber piano music]</font>

958
00:51:19,814 --> 00:51:21,783
<font color=#808080>[machine beeping]</font>

959
00:51:48,575 --> 00:51:49,877
<font color=#0080C0>Hey, Rosemary.</font>

960
00:51:59,954 --> 00:52:01,789
<font color=#0080C0>Do you want to go to sleep?</font>

961
00:52:39,927 --> 00:52:42,630
<font color=#808080>[machine blaring]</font>

962
00:53:04,786 --> 00:53:06,520
<font color=#808080>[phone clicking]</font>

963
00:53:08,522 --> 00:53:09,824
<font color=#808080>[door squeaking]</font>

964
00:53:11,659 --> 00:53:12,927
<font color=#808080>[door thudding]</font>

965
00:53:15,797 --> 00:53:18,365
<font color=#0080C0>Yu Shen, hi!</font>

966
00:53:19,399 --> 00:53:20,467
<font color=#0080C0>How, how was school?</font>

967
00:53:21,568 --> 00:53:22,870
<font color=#808080>[bag thudding]</font>

968
00:53:24,972 --> 00:53:27,507
<font color=#0080C0>She's miserable, and your father
is taking over the house.</font>

969
00:53:27,842 --> 00:53:29,944
<font color=#0080C0>Max, will you please
explain to your mother</font>

970
00:53:29,977 --> 00:53:32,613
<font color=#0080C0>that some of us have a stressful
job to go to all week</font>

971
00:53:32,647 --> 00:53:34,414
<font color=#0080C0>and shouldn't be villainized</font>

972
00:53:34,447 --> 00:53:36,449
<font color=#0080C0>for treasuring a minuscule
amount of free time.</font>

973
00:53:36,483 --> 00:53:38,753
<font color=#0080C0>What does it look like
I'm doing right now, Paul?</font>

974
00:53:38,786 --> 00:53:39,787
<font color=#0080C0>This is a job.</font>

975
00:53:39,821 --> 00:53:40,988
<font color=#808080>[Jan loudly sighs]</font>

976
00:53:48,395 --> 00:53:49,697
<font color=#0080C0>So, how are things with Alex?</font>

977
00:53:50,898 --> 00:53:52,834
<font color=#0080C0>I don't know.
She's not texting me back.</font>

978
00:53:53,433 --> 00:53:57,104
<font color=#0080C0>Well, how you perceive things</font>

979
00:53:57,839 --> 00:54:00,107
<font color=#0080C0>may not be how Alex sees them.</font>

980
00:54:01,474 --> 00:54:03,577
<font color=#0080C0>Okay, well, how are guys</font>

981
00:54:03,611 --> 00:54:06,479
<font color=#0080C0>supposed to just psychically
know what girls are thinking?</font>

982
00:54:06,513 --> 00:54:08,515
<font color=#0080C0>It just, it makes,
it makes no sense.</font>

983
00:54:08,548 --> 00:54:10,383
<font color=#0080C0>If I knew the answer
to that my house</font>

984
00:54:10,417 --> 00:54:12,019
<font color=#0080C0>wouldn't be overrun by goblins.</font>

985
00:54:12,854 --> 00:54:15,790
<font color=#0080C0>I'm sorry I enjoy the few
things that make me happy.</font>

986
00:54:16,157 --> 00:54:17,792
<font color=#0080C0>So, now I'm the villain.
Max, will you please</font>

987
00:54:17,825 --> 00:54:18,926
<font color=#0080C0>explain to your father
the definition</font>

988
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:20,127
<font color=#0080C0>of a double standard?</font>

989
00:54:20,161 --> 00:54:21,829
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, my God, this is so stupid.</font>

990
00:54:21,863 --> 00:54:23,664
<font color=#0080C0>You just need to stop
nagging him, and,</font>

991
00:54:23,698 --> 00:54:25,498
<font color=#0080C0>Dad, you need to stop
playing that game so much.</font>

992
00:54:25,532 --> 00:54:29,036
<font color=#0080C0>I mean, it's not that
complicated, holy shit!</font>

993
00:54:29,070 --> 00:54:31,739
<font color=#808080>[gentle ambient music]</font>

994
00:54:37,111 --> 00:54:38,478
<font color=#808080>[door slamming]</font>

995
00:54:39,213 --> 00:54:40,982
<font color=#808080>[crickets chirping]</font>

996
00:54:54,629 --> 00:54:57,597
<font color=#0080C0>Ah-ha! See? I knew
she had a shift today.</font>

997
00:54:58,099 --> 00:55:00,467
<font color=#0080C0>Just got to make sure
she's no longer with Craig.</font>

998
00:55:01,102 --> 00:55:02,435
<font color=#0080C0>Shit, here she comes.</font>

999
00:55:02,803 --> 00:55:04,504
<font color=#808080>[jovial music playing
in the background]</font>

1000
00:55:04,537 --> 00:55:06,007
<font color=#0080C0>- <i>Bonjour,</i> gentlemen.
- Hi.</font>

1001
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,975
<font color=#0080C0>Have you heard
our specials today?</font>

1002
00:55:08,009 --> 00:55:09,476
<font color=#0080C0>No, but you seem pretty special.</font>

1003
00:55:09,977 --> 00:55:12,713
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font> Wait,
don't we go to the same school?</font>

1004
00:55:13,546 --> 00:55:16,651
<font color=#0080C0>What? We should go
to the Spring Fling together.</font>

1005
00:55:16,684 --> 00:55:18,052
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[waitress]</font> Yeah?
- Yeah.</font>

1006
00:55:18,085 --> 00:55:20,688
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font> Pick me up at eight.
- Okay.</font>

1007
00:55:23,224 --> 00:55:25,726
<font color=#0080C0>Dude, what? You're coming.</font>

1008
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,996
<font color=#0080C0>- Wait, so we're not even eating?
- No, that's dumb. You're coming to the dance.</font>

1009
00:55:29,030 --> 00:55:31,232
<font color=#0080C0>No, I, I don't even go
to your school, man.</font>

1010
00:55:31,265 --> 00:55:33,768
<font color=#0080C0>Look, it doesn't matter, dude.
You're my wingman, bring Alex.</font>

1011
00:55:35,269 --> 00:55:40,007
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[sighs]</font> She's, she's not
really talking to me, so.</font>

1012
00:55:41,508 --> 00:55:44,145
<font color=#0080C0>- What? Give me this.
- Hey, Dan, give that back.</font>

1013
00:55:44,178 --> 00:55:46,080
<font color=#0080C0>Come here. You can't just
take my phone and then...</font>

1014
00:55:46,113 --> 00:55:49,116
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[phone beeping]</font>
- Oh, hello.</font>

1015
00:55:49,150 --> 00:55:51,118
<font color=#808080>[gentle ambient music]</font>

1016
00:55:55,022 --> 00:55:56,489
<font color=#808080>[phone chiming]</font>

1017
00:55:58,693 --> 00:56:00,795
<font color=#0080C0>- What did she say?
- Hold on.</font>

1018
00:56:07,601 --> 00:56:09,003
<font color=#0080C0>- What?
- Just drop it.</font>

1019
00:56:25,219 --> 00:56:26,120
<font color=#808080>[sighs]</font>

1020
00:56:29,957 --> 00:56:31,491
<font color=#0080C0>Your medicine...</font>

1021
00:56:33,995 --> 00:56:35,062
<font color=#0080C0>did you...</font>

1022
00:56:37,331 --> 00:56:38,666
<font color=#808080>[Max sighs]</font>

1023
00:56:40,968 --> 00:56:42,103
<font color=#0080C0>Is it not working?</font>

1024
00:56:43,671 --> 00:56:45,773
<font color=#0080C0>They just need to up my dosage.</font>

1025
00:56:46,273 --> 00:56:47,708
<font color=#0080C0>But your heart, your...</font>

1026
00:56:49,076 --> 00:56:50,611
<font color=#0080C0>your heart's gotten bigger.</font>

1027
00:57:01,922 --> 00:57:04,658
<font color=#0080C0>I just don't understand why
you didn't say anything to me.</font>

1028
00:57:05,159 --> 00:57:07,895
<font color=#0080C0>Why, so you could freak out,
stop talking to me</font>

1029
00:57:07,928 --> 00:57:09,864
<font color=#0080C0>and I go back to living
in a padded cell?</font>

1030
00:57:09,897 --> 00:57:12,599
<font color=#0080C0>You didn't even give me
a chance and now,</font>

1031
00:57:12,633 --> 00:57:15,169
<font color=#0080C0>now I feel like I'm the reason</font>

1032
00:57:15,202 --> 00:57:17,338
<font color=#0080C0>this whole thing
has gotten so bad.</font>

1033
00:57:17,371 --> 00:57:19,572
<font color=#0080C0>I'm sorry I've made it
so bad for you.</font>

1034
00:57:19,607 --> 00:57:21,208
<font color=#0080C0>That's not what
I'm saying, Alex.</font>

1035
00:57:21,242 --> 00:57:23,344
<font color=#0080C0>You just have to wrap
your face every day, Max.</font>

1036
00:57:23,377 --> 00:57:25,212
<font color=#0080C0>I don't get a quick fix.</font>

1037
00:57:30,051 --> 00:57:31,185
<font color=#0080C0>It's really not fair.</font>

1038
00:57:32,286 --> 00:57:34,688
<font color=#808080>[gentle ambient music]</font>

1039
00:57:35,356 --> 00:57:36,556
<font color=#0080C0>I'm sorry.</font>

1040
00:57:58,813 --> 00:58:01,182
<font color=#0080C0>This is the dumbest
tissue box I've ever seen.</font>

1041
00:58:01,215 --> 00:58:03,150
<font color=#808080>[both chuckle softly]</font>

1042
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:08,189
<font color=#0080C0>My mom likes
to hide little words</font>

1043
00:58:08,222 --> 00:58:10,091
<font color=#0080C0>of encouragement
around the house.</font>

1044
00:58:11,759 --> 00:58:15,629
<font color=#0080C0>It's sweet,
but her execution, it's...</font>

1045
00:58:16,931 --> 00:58:17,832
<font color=#0080C0>well, it's shit.</font>

1046
00:58:19,033 --> 00:58:19,934
<font color=#808080>[Max laughs]</font>

1047
00:58:24,672 --> 00:58:25,639
<font color=#0080C0>Alex...</font>

1048
00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:29,643
<font color=#0080C0>is there anything I can do?</font>

1049
00:58:30,411 --> 00:58:33,247
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[sighs]</font> You could be
my heart donor.</font>

1050
00:58:42,857 --> 00:58:45,092
<font color=#0080C0>Or you could take me
to that dance.</font>

1051
00:58:46,127 --> 00:58:47,661
<font color=#808080>["Loneliness" by Bobby Page
& The Riff Raffs]</font>

1052
00:58:47,695 --> 00:58:49,096
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ I like twist, twist ♪</i></font>

1053
00:58:49,130 --> 00:58:50,397
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ All night long ♪</i></font>

1054
00:58:50,431 --> 00:58:51,832
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ I like twist, twist ♪</i></font>

1055
00:58:51,866 --> 00:58:53,868
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Jan]</font> Max!</font>

1056
00:58:53,901 --> 00:58:56,370
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ I like twist
twist all night long ♪</i></font>

1057
00:58:56,403 --> 00:58:59,106
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ I like twist
twist all night long ♪</i></font>

1058
00:58:59,140 --> 00:59:00,441
<font color=#0080C0>- Ooh!
- <font color=#808080>[Paul]</font> Oh, don't look down.</font>

1059
00:59:00,474 --> 00:59:01,976
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Oh, sorry,
sorry, one second!</font>

1060
00:59:02,009 --> 00:59:03,811
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ I like to twist, twist ♪</i></font>

1061
00:59:03,844 --> 00:59:05,012
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ All night long ♪</i></font>

1062
00:59:05,045 --> 00:59:06,247
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ I'm going to let you ♪</i></font>

1063
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:07,181
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Do it once ♪</i></font>

1064
00:59:08,282 --> 00:59:10,951
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Alex]</font> It's not prom.
- <font color=#808080>[Jan]</font> Yeah.</font>

1065
00:59:10,985 --> 00:59:13,687
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ I'm going to let you
do it, baby ♪</i></font>

1066
00:59:13,721 --> 00:59:15,890
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ For the rest of your life ♪</i></font>

1067
00:59:15,923 --> 00:59:16,891
<font color=#0080C0>Hi.</font>

1068
00:59:16,924 --> 00:59:18,726
<font color=#0080C0>- Hey.
- Hi.</font>

1069
00:59:18,759 --> 00:59:20,294
<font color=#808080>[doorbell ringing]</font>

1070
00:59:20,327 --> 00:59:22,897
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Jan]</font> Oh, it's the door.
- Doorbell.</font>

1071
00:59:22,930 --> 00:59:24,765
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ If you want to... ♪</i></font>

1072
00:59:26,367 --> 00:59:27,768
<font color=#0080C0>What's, what's that? <font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font></font>

1073
00:59:28,869 --> 00:59:32,173
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, okay,
so, you're a French maid</font>

1074
00:59:32,206 --> 00:59:33,941
<font color=#0080C0>and I'm a... Oh.</font>

1075
00:59:35,309 --> 00:59:37,044
<font color=#0080C0>I'm a musical mutt?</font>

1076
00:59:37,077 --> 00:59:38,145
<font color=#0080C0>You're a horn dog.</font>

1077
00:59:39,246 --> 00:59:43,984
<font color=#0080C0>Oh... <font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font> I'm a very
overdressed horn dog.</font>

1078
00:59:44,018 --> 00:59:45,252
<font color=#0080C0>- Well...
- <font color=#808080>[horn tooting]</font></font>

1079
00:59:45,286 --> 00:59:46,387
<font color=#0080C0>...I assumed we were going</font>

1080
00:59:46,420 --> 00:59:47,788
<font color=#0080C0>to treat the Spring Fling</font>

1081
00:59:47,821 --> 00:59:49,823
<font color=#0080C0>as the proper joke that it is.</font>

1082
00:59:51,192 --> 00:59:54,195
<font color=#0080C0>Well, you look...
perfectly offensive.</font>

1083
00:59:54,828 --> 00:59:55,763
<font color=#0080C0>Thank you.</font>

1084
00:59:58,332 --> 01:00:01,936
<font color=#0080C0>Uh, so your mom's,
your mom's cool with this?</font>

1085
01:00:02,436 --> 01:00:04,805
<font color=#0080C0>I mean, no, but, you know,</font>

1086
01:00:04,838 --> 01:00:06,440
<font color=#0080C0>it's not like she can say
anything about it.</font>

1087
01:00:07,074 --> 01:00:08,375
<font color=#0080C0>It's bad for the heart.</font>

1088
01:00:10,511 --> 01:00:12,379
<font color=#0080C0>They upped your dosage, right?</font>

1089
01:00:14,014 --> 01:00:15,049
<font color=#0080C0>All good.</font>

1090
01:00:15,849 --> 01:00:17,251
<font color=#808080>[footsteps approaching]</font>

1091
01:00:17,284 --> 01:00:19,086
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Jan]</font> Oh, uh, Yu Shen.</font>

1092
01:00:19,119 --> 01:00:20,854
<font color=#808080>[upbeat music]</font>

1093
01:00:20,888 --> 01:00:24,391
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, what are you, uh,
what are you wearing?</font>

1094
01:00:25,526 --> 01:00:27,962
<font color=#0080C0>- Is it wrong that I love her?
- <font color=#808080>["Emotional" by Zig-Zag]</font></font>

1095
01:00:27,995 --> 01:00:29,396
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Moves, she's gone ♪</i></font>

1096
01:00:29,430 --> 01:00:31,365
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ You are a sucker ♪</i></font>

1097
01:00:31,398 --> 01:00:33,467
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Moves, she's gone ♪</i></font>

1098
01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:35,236
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ You will suffer ♪</i></font>

1099
01:00:35,869 --> 01:00:37,004
<font color=#0080C0>You want to dance?</font>

1100
01:00:37,037 --> 01:00:38,806
<font color=#0080C0>These people aren't dancing.</font>

1101
01:00:38,839 --> 01:00:41,075
<font color=#0080C0>They are getting pregnant
on the dance floor.</font>

1102
01:00:41,108 --> 01:00:42,376
<font color=#808080>[Max laughs]</font>

1103
01:00:42,409 --> 01:00:44,545
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Moves, she's gone ♪</i></font>

1104
01:00:44,578 --> 01:00:46,313
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ You are so in love ♪</i></font>

1105
01:00:46,347 --> 01:00:48,315
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Moves, she's gone ♪</i></font>

1106
01:00:48,349 --> 01:00:53,787
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Know you're just
disposable, disposable ♪</i></font>

1107
01:00:53,821 --> 01:00:55,823
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ And I can't let you go ♪</i></font>

1108
01:00:55,856 --> 01:00:58,292
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ No, no, no, no ♪</i></font>

1109
01:00:59,126 --> 01:01:01,195
<font color=#808080>["She Is My Dream" by The Tads]</font>

1110
01:01:04,064 --> 01:01:06,267
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[both chuckle]</font>
- <i><font color=#8080FF>♪ There she goes ♪</font></i></font>

1111
01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:09,536
<font color=#0080C0>Woo, I should've
worn more deodorant.</font>

1112
01:01:10,137 --> 01:01:11,272
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max chuckles]</font>
You're disgusting.</font>

1113
01:01:11,305 --> 01:01:12,273
<font color=#808080>[Alex laughs]</font>

1114
01:01:13,474 --> 01:01:17,044
<font color=#0080C0>Yeah, actually, slow dances
give me really bad anxiety.</font>

1115
01:01:17,077 --> 01:01:19,480
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, what's anxiety? <font color=#808080>[chuckles]</font></font>

1116
01:01:19,513 --> 01:01:21,181
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Okay,
I see what you're doing.</font>

1117
01:01:21,215 --> 01:01:23,250
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Alex]</font> Blessings.</font>

1118
01:01:23,284 --> 01:01:25,452
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ She is my dream ♪</i></font>

1119
01:01:25,486 --> 01:01:29,590
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ There she goes ♪</i></font>

1120
01:01:29,624 --> 01:01:31,992
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ I think I'll take a walk ♪</i></font>

1121
01:01:32,026 --> 01:01:35,162
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ There she goes ♪</i></font>

1122
01:01:35,195 --> 01:01:37,831
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ And maybe we can talk ♪</i></font>

1123
01:01:37,865 --> 01:01:40,034
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ I'll tell her ♪</i></font>

1124
01:01:41,201 --> 01:01:45,005
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ I love her so ♪</i></font>

1125
01:01:45,039 --> 01:01:49,176
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ I love her so ♪</i></font>

1126
01:01:49,209 --> 01:01:54,048
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ My only dream to me it seems ♪</i></font>

1127
01:01:54,081 --> 01:01:58,052
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Is to try and make her mine ♪</i></font>

1128
01:01:58,085 --> 01:01:59,386
<font color=#0080C0>Boop.</font>

1129
01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:01,021
<font color=#808080>- [Max barks]
- [both laugh]</font>

1130
01:02:01,522 --> 01:02:03,057
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Alex chuckles]</font>
- <font color=#808080>[Max]</font> I got you.</font>

1131
01:02:03,524 --> 01:02:04,958
<font color=#0080C0>You did.</font>

1132
01:02:04,992 --> 01:02:09,463
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ My future just passed me by ♪</i></font>

1133
01:02:09,496 --> 01:02:12,933
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ There she goes ♪</i></font>

1134
01:02:12,966 --> 01:02:18,072
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ An angel in my eyes
there she goes ♪</i></font>

1135
01:02:18,105 --> 01:02:20,574
<font color=#0080C0>- <i><font color=#8080FF>♪ I love her passing by ♪</font></i>
- <font color=#808080>[eerie music]</font></font>

1136
01:02:20,608 --> 01:02:23,243
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ I love her ♪</i></font>

1137
01:02:24,511 --> 01:02:27,615
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ For she is my dream... ♪</i></font>

1138
01:02:28,582 --> 01:02:30,384
<font color=#808080>[heart throbbing]</font>

1139
01:02:32,052 --> 01:02:34,188
<font color=#0080C0>- I think I'm going to be sick.
- <font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Can I get you something?</font>

1140
01:02:34,221 --> 01:02:36,090
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Alex]</font> No, no, no, it's okay,
I'll be right back.</font>

1141
01:02:37,291 --> 01:02:40,994
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Try to make her mine ♪</i></font>

1142
01:02:43,030 --> 01:02:47,134
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Now she has gone
I think I'll go home ♪</i></font>

1143
01:02:48,035 --> 01:02:50,204
<font color=#808080>[party music playing]</font>

1144
01:02:54,007 --> 01:02:56,076
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Dan]</font> Oh,
get rid of the sliders!</font>

1145
01:02:56,110 --> 01:02:57,311
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[girl]</font> Shit.
- <font color=#808080>[Dan]</font> Oh, hey, man.</font>

1146
01:02:58,078 --> 01:02:59,580
<font color=#0080C0>Hey, where's Alex?</font>

1147
01:02:59,614 --> 01:03:02,883
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Oh, uh, she...
- <font color=#808080>[Craig]</font> Yo, Valencia.</font>

1148
01:03:04,151 --> 01:03:05,953
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Valencia]</font> I'm with
Dan now, Craig.</font>

1149
01:03:06,453 --> 01:03:10,658
<font color=#0080C0>- This fag?
- Ew, who even uses that word anymore?</font>

1150
01:03:10,692 --> 01:03:12,493
<font color=#0080C0>Me, I just, I just said it.</font>

1151
01:03:12,526 --> 01:03:13,594
<font color=#0080C0>I know shit brains.</font>

1152
01:03:13,628 --> 01:03:15,630
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Dan chuckles]</font> Nice.</font>

1153
01:03:15,663 --> 01:03:17,564
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, that's, that's funny to you?</font>

1154
01:03:17,598 --> 01:03:20,000
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Uh, yeah, I mean,
it's not, not funny.</font>

1155
01:03:21,301 --> 01:03:22,269
<font color=#0080C0>Who the hell are you?</font>

1156
01:03:25,038 --> 01:03:29,644
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, shit... napkin face?</font>

1157
01:03:31,345 --> 01:03:34,515
<font color=#0080C0>Hey, uh, how's it going
with the ladies?</font>

1158
01:03:34,548 --> 01:03:37,284
<font color=#0080C0>I heard this guy really knows
how to knock them dead.</font>

1159
01:03:38,018 --> 01:03:39,319
<font color=#808080>[group snickers]</font>

1160
01:03:39,353 --> 01:03:42,990
<font color=#0080C0>- What, nothing?
- <font color=#808080>[hands pushing]</font></font>

1161
01:03:43,023 --> 01:03:44,224
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Dan]</font> Whoa, hey, man.</font>

1162
01:03:44,258 --> 01:03:45,627
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Craig groans]</font> Come here.</font>

1163
01:03:45,660 --> 01:03:47,094
<font color=#0080C0>You're such a freaking
asshole, Craig!</font>

1164
01:03:47,127 --> 01:03:49,062
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Dan]</font> Hey, hey.
- Yo, Valencia.</font>

1165
01:03:49,096 --> 01:03:51,098
<font color=#808080>[dramatic music]</font>

1166
01:04:00,307 --> 01:04:02,610
<font color=#808080>[dramatic music]</font>

1167
01:04:12,386 --> 01:04:14,154
<font color=#808080>[muffled heavy breathing]</font>

1168
01:04:15,189 --> 01:04:17,024
<font color=#808080>[siren wailing]</font>

1169
01:04:17,057 --> 01:04:18,726
<font color=#808080>[people yelling]</font>

1170
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:21,161
<font color=#808080>[somber music]</font>

1171
01:04:22,329 --> 01:04:23,397
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[officer]</font> Back up!</font>

1172
01:04:29,570 --> 01:04:31,572
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Alex.
- <font color=#808080>[officer]</font> No, let's go.</font>

1173
01:04:31,606 --> 01:04:34,441
<font color=#0080C0>Please let me just... Alex!</font>

1174
01:04:37,277 --> 01:04:39,580
<font color=#808080>[siren wailing]</font>

1175
01:04:42,717 --> 01:04:44,251
<font color=#808080>[camera snapping]</font>

1176
01:04:47,421 --> 01:04:48,623
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[officer]</font> And to your left.</font>

1177
01:04:50,324 --> 01:04:51,492
<font color=#808080>[door slamming]</font>

1178
01:04:58,065 --> 01:04:59,299
<font color=#808080>[door buzzing]</font>

1179
01:05:03,403 --> 01:05:05,205
<font color=#808080>[phone ringing]</font>

1180
01:05:07,474 --> 01:05:08,743
<font color=#808080>[crickets chirping]</font>

1181
01:05:36,671 --> 01:05:39,072
<font color=#808080>[machine beeping]</font>

1182
01:05:44,879 --> 01:05:47,247
<font color=#0080C0>If I had known you'd stay
in the bathroom the whole night,</font>

1183
01:05:47,281 --> 01:05:48,783
<font color=#0080C0>I would've taken
a different date.</font>

1184
01:05:51,285 --> 01:05:52,553
<font color=#808080>[Alex chuckles]</font>

1185
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:54,555
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[machine beeps rapidly]</font>
- Shit.</font>

1186
01:05:55,657 --> 01:05:57,190
<font color=#0080C0>Should I get a nurse?</font>

1187
01:05:57,224 --> 01:05:59,560
<font color=#0080C0>Uh, they gave me
this amazing button.</font>

1188
01:06:01,428 --> 01:06:03,196
<font color=#808080>- [machine chiming]
- [dispenser whirring]</font>

1189
01:06:03,230 --> 01:06:04,331
<font color=#0080C0>I love morphine.</font>

1190
01:06:05,532 --> 01:06:09,136
<font color=#0080C0>Should you, should you be mixing
morphine with your medicine?</font>

1191
01:06:11,171 --> 01:06:13,741
<font color=#0080C0>And what's that,
what's that do to your heart?</font>

1192
01:06:13,775 --> 01:06:15,409
<font color=#0080C0>What, what's stopping it from...</font>

1193
01:06:17,745 --> 01:06:18,746
<font color=#0080C0>Can I see your medicine?</font>

1194
01:06:19,681 --> 01:06:21,415
<font color=#0080C0>I, I want to see your meds.</font>

1195
01:06:26,219 --> 01:06:27,220
<font color=#0080C0>Where...</font>

1196
01:06:28,455 --> 01:06:31,525
<font color=#0080C0>Where's your medicine? This,
this says it's for heartburn.</font>

1197
01:06:39,701 --> 01:06:41,335
<font color=#0080C0>You lied to me.</font>

1198
01:06:41,368 --> 01:06:43,170
<font color=#0080C0>You were going to jump
off a bridge, Max.</font>

1199
01:06:43,203 --> 01:06:45,472
<font color=#0080C0>- I didn't, I didn't jump.
- But you wanted to.</font>

1200
01:06:46,340 --> 01:06:48,175
<font color=#0080C0>What would you have done
if I hadn't been there?</font>

1201
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:57,384
<font color=#0080C0>When I was four, they told me
my life expectancy was 16.</font>

1202
01:07:01,723 --> 01:07:05,225
<font color=#0080C0>I'm 17 now, and I don't
even get to enjoy it because...</font>

1203
01:07:07,260 --> 01:07:09,764
<font color=#0080C0>I know I'll still never
be able to go to college.</font>

1204
01:07:10,798 --> 01:07:12,532
<font color=#0080C0>I'll never have a family.</font>

1205
01:07:12,566 --> 01:07:14,802
<font color=#808080>[somber piano music]</font>

1206
01:07:17,672 --> 01:07:21,141
<font color=#0080C0>And I accepted that I wouldn't
have any milestones.</font>

1207
01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:28,716
<font color=#0080C0>But I was wrong
because then I got one.</font>

1208
01:07:31,451 --> 01:07:33,755
<font color=#0080C0>Because then I met you. <font color=#808080>[sighs]</font></font>

1209
01:07:36,958 --> 01:07:38,592
<font color=#0080C0>And I'm sorry I pretended</font>

1210
01:07:38,626 --> 01:07:40,594
<font color=#0080C0>like there wouldn't
be consequences.</font>

1211
01:07:43,898 --> 01:07:46,266
<font color=#0080C0>It was really selfish
of me and I know that.</font>

1212
01:07:49,436 --> 01:07:51,673
<font color=#0080C0>I guess I just wanted
to know what it would feel like</font>

1213
01:07:51,706 --> 01:07:53,808
<font color=#0080C0>to be something
more than a burden.</font>

1214
01:08:03,316 --> 01:08:04,686
<font color=#0080C0>You're not a burden, Alex.</font>

1215
01:08:15,595 --> 01:08:16,731
<font color=#0080C0>I've...</font>

1216
01:08:17,765 --> 01:08:19,734
<font color=#0080C0>I've been thinking
about it a lot.</font>

1217
01:08:20,802 --> 01:08:22,737
<font color=#0080C0>And I've thought
of different scenarios.</font>

1218
01:08:24,772 --> 01:08:26,306
<font color=#0080C0>How long I was going to wait.</font>

1219
01:08:28,876 --> 01:08:30,510
<font color=#0080C0>How I should ask you.</font>

1220
01:08:37,952 --> 01:08:39,486
<font color=#0080C0>Max, I'm not
getting any better...</font>

1221
01:08:39,519 --> 01:08:41,254
<font color=#0080C0>I won't do that.
I couldn't do that.</font>

1222
01:08:41,288 --> 01:08:42,589
<font color=#0080C0>...and I can't put
my mom through it anymore.</font>

1223
01:08:42,623 --> 01:08:43,725
<font color=#0080C0>Do you know what
you're asking me?</font>

1224
01:08:44,458 --> 01:08:45,592
<font color=#0080C0>I mean, do you?</font>

1225
01:08:46,728 --> 01:08:49,630
<font color=#0080C0>Do you know what it's like
to, to watch someone die?</font>

1226
01:08:51,364 --> 01:08:52,934
<font color=#0080C0>To have that imagine
burned in your head,</font>

1227
01:08:52,967 --> 01:08:54,836
<font color=#0080C0>over and over and over and...</font>

1228
01:08:57,004 --> 01:08:58,405
<font color=#0080C0>Do you know what that's like?</font>

1229
01:08:59,573 --> 01:09:01,575
<font color=#808080>[light dramatic music]</font>

1230
01:09:03,845 --> 01:09:04,946
<font color=#0080C0>I'm not doing that.</font>

1231
01:09:19,359 --> 01:09:21,394
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Jan]</font> How can you not give us
any more information?</font>

1232
01:09:21,428 --> 01:09:23,064
<font color=#0080C0>Was he allowed to just
leave on his own?</font>

1233
01:09:23,097 --> 01:09:24,364
<font color=#0080C0>He's a minor!</font>

1234
01:09:25,867 --> 01:09:27,869
<font color=#0080C0>I mean... <font color=#808080>[scoffs]</font> isn't it
required to call his parents</font>

1235
01:09:27,902 --> 01:09:29,269
<font color=#0080C0>before you release him?</font>

1236
01:09:29,904 --> 01:09:32,707
<font color=#0080C0>Yes, yes, of course
I called him.</font>

1237
01:09:32,740 --> 01:09:34,441
<font color=#0080C0>He's not answering his phone.</font>

1238
01:09:35,408 --> 01:09:37,945
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[sighs]</font> Please don't
tell me to calm down.</font>

1239
01:09:37,979 --> 01:09:39,546
<font color=#0080C0>My son is missing.</font>

1240
01:09:40,648 --> 01:09:42,549
<font color=#0080C0>Okay, is there a supervisor
I can talk to?</font>

1241
01:09:42,582 --> 01:09:45,052
<font color=#0080C0>I need to talk to someone
who can actually help me.</font>

1242
01:09:45,086 --> 01:09:48,588
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[keys jingling]</font>
- Uh, I'm sorry, hang on, Max, Max?</font>

1243
01:09:49,724 --> 01:09:50,892
<font color=#0080C0>Oh, my God.</font>

1244
01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:54,862
<font color=#808080>[Max panting]</font>

1245
01:09:58,065 --> 01:09:59,667
<font color=#808080>- [Max panting]
- [brick thuds]</font>

1246
01:10:00,735 --> 01:10:02,737
<font color=#808080>- [brick thudding]
- [Max grunts]</font>

1247
01:10:02,770 --> 01:10:04,571
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Jan]</font> Max, what are you doing?
- <font color=#808080>[Paul]</font> Max!</font>

1248
01:10:04,605 --> 01:10:07,975
<font color=#0080C0>Max, no. Oh, my God.
Stop, Max, please, stop, honey.</font>

1249
01:10:08,009 --> 01:10:09,376
<font color=#808080>[Jan gasps]</font>

1250
01:10:09,409 --> 01:10:10,645
<font color=#0080C0>- Okay.
- <font color=#808080>[Jan]</font> Oh, my God.</font>

1251
01:10:10,678 --> 01:10:12,512
<font color=#0080C0>- Okay, okay.
- <font color=#808080>[Jan gasps]</font></font>

1252
01:10:15,049 --> 01:10:17,685
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Paul]</font> Okay.
- <font color=#808080>[Max sobs]</font></font>

1253
01:10:21,689 --> 01:10:23,490
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Jan]</font> I know.
- <font color=#808080>[Max sobs]</font></font>

1254
01:10:25,126 --> 01:10:26,326
<font color=#0080C0>I know.</font>

1255
01:10:27,695 --> 01:10:29,864
<font color=#808080>[Jan panting]</font>

1256
01:10:30,965 --> 01:10:33,466
<font color=#808080>[Max sobbing]</font>

1257
01:10:35,169 --> 01:10:36,704
<font color=#808080>[cat groans]</font>

1258
01:10:36,737 --> 01:10:37,738
<font color=#808080>[cat falls]</font>

1259
01:10:38,172 --> 01:10:39,339
<font color=#0080C0>Oh my.</font>

1260
01:10:40,074 --> 01:10:42,777
<font color=#808080>[dramatic music]</font>

1261
01:10:52,452 --> 01:10:53,520
<font color=#808080>[jelly bean thudding]</font>

1262
01:10:55,890 --> 01:10:57,357
<font color=#808080>[jelly bean thudding]</font>

1263
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:00,695
<font color=#808080>[phone buzzing]</font>

1264
01:11:06,067 --> 01:11:07,668
<font color=#808080>[phone buzzing]</font>

1265
01:11:16,509 --> 01:11:17,577
<font color=#0080C0>You can answer it.</font>

1266
01:11:22,783 --> 01:11:23,918
<font color=#808080>[Jan sighs]</font>

1267
01:11:29,489 --> 01:11:30,691
<font color=#808080>[doors clanging]</font>

1268
01:11:37,665 --> 01:11:39,066
<font color=#808080>[phone buzzing]</font>

1269
01:11:42,103 --> 01:11:43,604
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Dan]</font> Hey.</font>

1270
01:11:43,638 --> 01:11:44,537
<font color=#0080C0>Hey.</font>

1271
01:11:47,141 --> 01:11:48,541
<font color=#0080C0>Still here?</font>

1272
01:11:48,575 --> 01:11:50,811
<font color=#0080C0>Yeah, didn't feel right,</font>

1273
01:11:51,212 --> 01:11:53,014
<font color=#0080C0>saying goodbye
with all those people.</font>

1274
01:11:53,047 --> 01:11:54,547
<font color=#808080>[phone buzzing]</font>

1275
01:11:54,581 --> 01:11:55,650
<font color=#0080C0>Yeah, I get that.</font>

1276
01:11:56,918 --> 01:11:59,452
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[phone beeping]</font>
- <font color=#808080>[Dan]</font> They sent these instead of candles.</font>

1277
01:12:00,087 --> 01:12:02,056
<font color=#0080C0>Valencia's favorite
thing was to text.</font>

1278
01:12:02,089 --> 01:12:03,423
<font color=#808080>[phones buzzing]</font>

1279
01:12:04,258 --> 01:12:05,860
<font color=#0080C0>You talk to Alex yet?</font>

1280
01:12:06,961 --> 01:12:08,595
<font color=#0080C0>She's been trying
to get a hold of you.</font>

1281
01:12:14,969 --> 01:12:16,203
<font color=#0080C0>What, are you,
like, avoiding her?</font>

1282
01:12:19,674 --> 01:12:20,841
<font color=#0080C0>Does it matter?</font>

1283
01:12:22,977 --> 01:12:25,947
<font color=#0080C0>- Dude, don't be a dick.
- "A dick." <font color=#808080>[scoffs]</font></font>

1284
01:12:25,980 --> 01:12:27,782
<font color=#0080C0>You don't even know
what you're talking about.</font>

1285
01:12:27,815 --> 01:12:30,550
<font color=#0080C0>Alex is sick, man,
and you're avoiding her?</font>

1286
01:12:30,583 --> 01:12:33,020
<font color=#0080C0>I don't know what's going on with
you, but that's super shitty.</font>

1287
01:12:33,721 --> 01:12:35,189
<font color=#0080C0>You know what's super shitty?</font>

1288
01:12:35,890 --> 01:12:38,525
<font color=#0080C0>Wearing this, every day,</font>

1289
01:12:39,193 --> 01:12:42,163
<font color=#0080C0>and girls,
girls never talk to you.</font>

1290
01:12:42,196 --> 01:12:44,497
<font color=#0080C0>And when you find
the one that actually does...</font>

1291
01:12:48,269 --> 01:12:49,170
<font color=#808080>[Max scoffs]</font>

1292
01:12:49,737 --> 01:12:51,739
<font color=#0080C0>Look, I know that this sucks,</font>

1293
01:12:51,772 --> 01:12:53,607
<font color=#0080C0>but you being angry about it?</font>

1294
01:12:53,641 --> 01:12:55,843
<font color=#0080C0>That's just going to cost you
a chance to say goodbye.</font>

1295
01:13:00,181 --> 01:13:02,549
<font color=#808080>[light dramatic music]</font>

1296
01:13:07,688 --> 01:13:09,857
<font color=#808080>[machine beeping]</font>

1297
01:13:10,791 --> 01:13:12,760
<font color=#808080>[Alex breathing deeply]</font>

1298
01:13:20,735 --> 01:13:22,036
<font color=#808080>[Alex's struggled breathing]</font>

1299
01:13:28,943 --> 01:13:34,148
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max with echoed voice]</font> Hey, I,
I just figured, decorate the walls,</font>

1300
01:13:34,181 --> 01:13:35,649
<font color=#0080C0>it felt so empty.</font>

1301
01:13:47,795 --> 01:13:50,631
<font color=#0080C0>I finally stitched you
like one of my French girls.</font>

1302
01:13:53,167 --> 01:13:54,268
<font color=#808080>[Alex chuckles]</font>

1303
01:13:59,774 --> 01:14:02,043
<font color=#0080C0>I'm really sorry I haven't
been here so much.</font>

1304
01:14:04,779 --> 01:14:06,881
<font color=#0080C0>I know this,
this isn't about me.</font>

1305
01:14:08,082 --> 01:14:09,050
<font color=#0080C0>I'm just.</font>

1306
01:14:13,721 --> 01:14:15,823
<font color=#808080>[gentle ambient music]</font>

1307
01:14:24,165 --> 01:14:27,034
<font color=#0080C0>I'm just finding it
really hard to say goodbye.</font>

1308
01:14:29,336 --> 01:14:30,671
<font color=#0080C0>Hey.</font>

1309
01:14:31,806 --> 01:14:35,009
<font color=#0080C0>Don't be jealous that
I'm better at dying than you.</font>

1310
01:14:35,743 --> 01:14:36,710
<font color=#808080>[Max laughs]</font>

1311
01:14:43,851 --> 01:14:44,852
<font color=#0080C0>Look.</font>

1312
01:14:48,222 --> 01:14:49,123
<font color=#0080C0>See?</font>

1313
01:14:51,092 --> 01:14:54,228
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[sobbing]</font> Who else is going to do
offensive shit like that with me?</font>

1314
01:14:54,261 --> 01:14:55,830
<font color=#808080>[Alex chuckles]</font>

1315
01:14:55,863 --> 01:14:57,631
<font color=#808080>[Alex gasps]</font>

1316
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,035
<font color=#808080>[Alex groans]</font>

1317
01:15:04,939 --> 01:15:06,006
<font color=#808080>[Alex groans]</font>

1318
01:15:12,213 --> 01:15:14,748
<font color=#0080C0>I just want it to be over.</font>

1319
01:15:23,757 --> 01:15:25,126
<font color=#0080C0>Close your eyes.</font>

1320
01:15:27,828 --> 01:15:29,964
<font color=#808080>[gentle ambient music]</font>

1321
01:16:24,385 --> 01:16:25,286
<font color=#0080C0>Okay.</font>

1322
01:16:38,332 --> 01:16:39,800
<font color=#0080C0>Max.</font>

1323
01:16:41,835 --> 01:16:43,304
<font color=#0080C0>I'm scared.</font>

1324
01:16:46,473 --> 01:16:47,775
<font color=#0080C0>You don't have to.</font>

1325
01:16:48,242 --> 01:16:51,078
<font color=#808080>[dramatic music]</font>

1326
01:17:07,861 --> 01:17:09,763
<font color=#808080>[gentle music]</font>

1327
01:17:14,868 --> 01:17:17,271
<font color=#808080>[machine beeping]</font>

1328
01:17:32,886 --> 01:17:34,355
<font color=#0080C0>Are you not feeling anything?</font>

1329
01:17:37,258 --> 01:17:38,158
<font color=#0080C0>I don't know.</font>

1330
01:17:39,994 --> 01:17:41,195
<font color=#0080C0>It's not working?</font>

1331
01:17:42,563 --> 01:17:44,131
<font color=#0080C0>Your face...</font>

1332
01:17:46,066 --> 01:17:47,368
<font color=#0080C0>it's just...</font>

1333
01:17:55,876 --> 01:17:56,977
<font color=#0080C0>it's you.</font>

1334
01:18:02,617 --> 01:18:04,118
<font color=#808080>[Max chuckles]</font>

1335
01:18:18,132 --> 01:18:19,967
<font color=#808080>- [machine blaring]
- [Alex groans]</font>

1336
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:21,101
<font color=#808080>[Alex gasps]</font>

1337
01:18:21,135 --> 01:18:23,203
<font color=#808080>[heart pounding]</font>

1338
01:18:25,406 --> 01:18:30,477
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Help, help! I need help!</font>

1339
01:18:32,079 --> 01:18:34,014
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[nurse with echoed voice]</font>
Alex, listen to me.</font>

1340
01:18:34,481 --> 01:18:36,550
<font color=#808080>[voiced drowned out
by machine beeping]</font>

1341
01:18:37,885 --> 01:18:39,453
<font color=#808080>[machine beeping]</font>

1342
01:18:56,136 --> 01:18:57,538
<font color=#808080>[gentle ambient music]</font>

1343
01:19:20,662 --> 01:19:22,930
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Alex]</font> <i>Have you ever thought
about if your life were</i></font>

1344
01:19:22,963 --> 01:19:25,165
<font color=#0080C0><i>a movie, what song they would
use in the montage?</i></font>

1345
01:19:27,034 --> 01:19:28,936
<font color=#0080C0><i>This is for one of those moments</i></font>

1346
01:19:28,969 --> 01:19:30,571
<font color=#0080C0><i>where your life derails you.</i></font>

1347
01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:36,176
<font color=#0080C0><i>And your head
and your heart can't keep up.</i></font>

1348
01:19:45,953 --> 01:19:47,622
<font color=#0080C0><i>Everything plays out
like a blur,</i></font>

1349
01:19:49,490 --> 01:19:51,291
<font color=#0080C0><i>and all you hear...</i></font>

1350
01:19:54,995 --> 01:19:55,630
<font color=#0080C0><i>is this.</i></font>

1351
01:19:56,497 --> 01:19:59,667
<font color=#808080>["Turn Out The Lights"
by Julien Baker]</font>

1352
01:20:13,313 --> 01:20:16,718
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ There's a hole
in the drywall ♪</i></font>

1353
01:20:16,751 --> 01:20:19,486
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Still not fixed ♪</i></font>

1354
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:24,659
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ I just haven't
gotten around to it ♪</i></font>

1355
01:20:24,692 --> 01:20:29,596
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ And besides
I'm starting to get used ♪</i></font>

1356
01:20:29,631 --> 01:20:32,599
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ To the gaps ♪</i></font>

1357
01:20:49,684 --> 01:20:55,723
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Say you wish you could
find some way to help ♪</i></font>

1358
01:20:55,757 --> 01:21:00,194
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ To be so hard on myself ♪</i></font>

1359
01:21:00,227 --> 01:21:05,999
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ So, why is it easy
for everyone else ♪</i></font>

1360
01:21:06,033 --> 01:21:09,002
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ I'm not always like this ♪</i></font>

1361
01:21:09,036 --> 01:21:13,140
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ There's always
tomorrow, I guess ♪</i></font>

1362
01:21:23,517 --> 01:21:29,389
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ And I'd never do it
but it's not a joke ♪</i></font>

1363
01:21:29,423 --> 01:21:35,128
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ I can't tell the difference
when I'm all alone ♪</i></font>

1364
01:21:35,162 --> 01:21:38,532
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Is it real or a dream
which is worse ♪</i></font>

1365
01:21:38,565 --> 01:21:41,134
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Can you help me ♪</i></font>

1366
01:21:41,168 --> 01:21:46,106
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ I just wanted to go to sleep ♪</i></font>

1367
01:21:56,550 --> 01:22:02,356
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ When I turn out the lights ♪</i></font>

1368
01:22:04,859 --> 01:22:10,497
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ There's no one left ♪</i></font>

1369
01:22:10,531 --> 01:22:15,770
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Between myself ♪</i></font>

1370
01:22:17,471 --> 01:22:21,275
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ And me ♪</i></font>

1371
01:22:50,170 --> 01:22:56,276
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ But when I turn out
the lights ♪</i></font>

1372
01:22:56,310 --> 01:23:01,749
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ When I turn out the lights ♪</i></font>

1373
01:23:01,783 --> 01:23:08,255
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ When I turn out the lights ♪</i></font>

1374
01:23:08,288 --> 01:23:11,224
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Oh, oh ♪</i></font>

1375
01:23:14,696 --> 01:23:21,401
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ There is no one ♪</i></font>

1376
01:23:21,435 --> 01:23:24,538
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Left ♪</i></font>

1377
01:23:26,373 --> 01:23:30,410
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Between ♪</i></font>

1378
01:23:30,444 --> 01:23:36,450
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ Myself ♪</i></font>

1379
01:23:37,852 --> 01:23:40,454
<font color=#8080FF><i>♪ And me ♪</i></font>

1380
01:24:01,876 --> 01:24:04,779
<font color=#0080C0>How are you feeling today
on a scale of one to ten?</font>

1381
01:24:05,312 --> 01:24:06,413
<font color=#0080C0>Um...</font>

1382
01:24:07,547 --> 01:24:11,318
<font color=#0080C0>I think, uh... like, a five.</font>

1383
01:24:11,986 --> 01:24:13,420
<font color=#0080C0>That's a wonderful improvement.</font>

1384
01:24:13,955 --> 01:24:15,255
<font color=#0080C0>Tell me, what's changed?</font>

1385
01:24:15,723 --> 01:24:18,826
<font color=#0080C0>Uh, you, you mean, since Alex?</font>

1386
01:24:19,393 --> 01:24:21,896
<font color=#0080C0>Well, yes, but more so with you.</font>

1387
01:24:21,929 --> 01:24:24,832
<font color=#808080>[upbeat music]</font>

1388
01:24:24,866 --> 01:24:27,501
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> <i>Valencia's case
finally settled.</i></font>

1389
01:24:27,534 --> 01:24:31,304
<font color=#0080C0><i>The coroner said she died
of a serotonin overdose,</i></font>

1390
01:24:31,338 --> 01:24:34,709
<font color=#0080C0><i>or as the jury saw it,
natural causes.</i></font>

1391
01:24:36,678 --> 01:24:39,847
<font color=#0080C0><i>So, the judge dropped
all of the charges,</i></font>

1392
01:24:40,982 --> 01:24:41,949
<font color=#0080C0><i>even for Craig.</i></font>

1393
01:24:43,483 --> 01:24:45,585
<font color=#0080C0><i>After the trial, the publicity</i></font>

1394
01:24:45,620 --> 01:24:48,690
<font color=#0080C0><i>from the case made
national headlines.</i></font>

1395
01:24:48,723 --> 01:24:50,992
<font color=#0080C0><i>Most people didn't believe
there could be a kid</i></font>

1396
01:24:51,025 --> 01:24:55,562
<font color=#0080C0><i>with a lethally attractive face.</i></font>

1397
01:24:55,595 --> 01:24:59,232
<font color=#0080C0><i>But there are others
who somehow knew,</i></font>

1398
01:24:59,266 --> 01:25:02,302
<font color=#0080C0><i>or hoped that I could help them,</i></font>

1399
01:25:03,437 --> 01:25:04,872
<font color=#0080C0><i>the same way Alex hoped</i></font>

1400
01:25:04,906 --> 01:25:05,973
<font color=#0080C0><i>that I could help her.</i></font>

1401
01:25:08,475 --> 01:25:12,412
<font color=#0080C0><i>I always thought that
my face only caused pain,</i></font>

1402
01:25:12,446 --> 01:25:15,817
<font color=#0080C0><i>what I learned was, I could
use it to take pain away.</i></font>

1403
01:25:17,451 --> 01:25:19,386
<font color=#0080C0><i>I still visit Esther.</i></font>

1404
01:25:19,419 --> 01:25:21,521
<font color=#0080C0><i>She sometimes
asks where Alex is.</i></font>

1405
01:25:21,555 --> 01:25:24,726
<font color=#0080C0><i>It's harder for her
to remember the big things.</i></font>

1406
01:25:24,759 --> 01:25:27,628
<font color=#0080C0><i>I tell her that Alex
is busy suing Danielle Steel</i></font>

1407
01:25:27,662 --> 01:25:33,668
<font color=#0080C0><i>for plagiarism,
that always makes her happy.</i></font>

1408
01:25:33,701 --> 01:25:39,774
<font color=#0080C0><i>The last thing Alex taught me
was that those that see me for me</i></font>

1409
01:25:39,807 --> 01:25:43,611
<font color=#0080C0><i>don't find my face
to be the most attractive part.</i></font>

1410
01:25:43,644 --> 01:25:45,545
<font color=#0080C0><i>Unconditional love
is the immunity.</i></font>

1411
01:25:47,447 --> 01:25:49,617
<font color=#0080C0><i>And while I'll never
live a life completely</i></font>

1412
01:25:49,650 --> 01:25:52,486
<font color=#0080C0><i>without wrappings,
I can find moments</i></font>

1413
01:25:52,519 --> 01:25:55,823
<font color=#0080C0><i>with the ones that matter.</i></font>

1414
01:25:55,857 --> 01:26:00,327
<font color=#0080C0><i>Even my parents
have gotten... closer.</i></font>

1415
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:04,331
<font color=#0080C0><i>They found a way to meet
each other in the middle.</i></font>

1416
01:26:13,808 --> 01:26:16,677
<font color=#0080C0>So, what's next?</font>

1417
01:26:17,645 --> 01:26:18,746
<font color=#0080C0>I'm not sure.</font>

1418
01:26:22,516 --> 01:26:24,451
<font color=#0080C0>Maybe trying
to live without these.</font>

1419
01:26:25,519 --> 01:26:26,586
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[therapist]</font> It's a big step.</font>

1420
01:26:28,355 --> 01:26:29,857
<font color=#0080C0>Do you think that's
something you can do?</font>

1421
01:26:33,761 --> 01:26:34,729
<font color=#0080C0>Yeah, I can try.</font>

1422
01:26:36,063 --> 01:26:38,699
<font color=#808080>[upbeat music]</font>

1423
01:27:45,032 --> 01:27:46,701
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Max]</font> <i>Come on.</i>
- <font color=#808080>[Dan]</font> <i>I'm trying, I'm trying.</i></font>

1424
01:27:46,734 --> 01:27:48,169
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Oh, God.</font>

1425
01:27:48,202 --> 01:27:49,502
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Dan]</font> Oh, don't.
- <font color=#808080>[doorbell ringing]</font></font>

1426
01:27:49,536 --> 01:27:51,471
<font color=#0080C0><font color=#808080>[Max groans]</font> I'll get it.</font>

1427
01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:54,374
<font color=#0080C0>- <font color=#808080>[Dan]</font> Oh.
- <font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Pause it.</font>

1428
01:28:02,216 --> 01:28:04,584
<font color=#0080C0>Hey, so, my parents
thought it'd be a good idea</font>

1429
01:28:04,619 --> 01:28:06,654
<font color=#0080C0>if I apologize
or whatever it is, so...</font>

1430
01:28:07,520 --> 01:28:09,156
<font color=#0080C0>- Oh, shit.
- <font color=#808080>[Max]</font> Oh.</font>

1431
01:28:09,891 --> 01:28:12,760
<font color=#0080C0>Shit, shit!</font>

1432
01:28:14,527 --> 01:28:16,764
<font color=#0080C0>- Oh, my God.
- <font color=#808080>[Max]</font> I'm, I'm sorry.</font>

1433
01:28:17,832 --> 01:28:19,133
<font color=#0080C0>Damn it, Max.</font>

1434
01:28:19,166 --> 01:28:20,567
<font color=#808080>[Max sighs]</font>

1435
01:28:20,601 --> 01:28:23,170
<font color=#808080>[jovial music]</font>

1436
01:28:23,370 --> 01:28:30,370
<u><font color=#FF80FF>Subtitle By: <font color=#FF8040><b>MARSH-MARIE</b></font></font></u>

1437
01:29:44,852 --> 01:29:47,188
<font color=#808080>[gentle ambient music]</font>

1438
01:30:39,673 --> 01:30:42,176
<font color=#808080>[somber music]</font>