Will the real Nick Steele please stand up?

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Nick Steele please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Nick Steele please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a decker before
Jaws all on the floor like Firewatch just burst in the door
And started whooping yo ass worse than before
HTR were divorced, throwing you over furniture (Ah!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Drexel said... nothing, you idiots!
Drexel's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Everyone loves Doomwagon
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Nick Steele, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's going on in Horizon's lab rooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Lofwyr to own a dead moose
"My gun is on your lips, my gun is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a pound o' nose powder is
Of course they gonna know what Shadowrunning is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Intenret, don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man can't gun down an entire confrecne room
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
People wave your AKs loose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus x2]
'Cause I'm Nick Steele, yes I'm the real Steele
All you other Nick Steeles are just shitty beetles
So won't the real Nick Steele please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

Spinrad don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records;
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Nick, what if you're the pick, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Hestaby in tears?
Yo Shit, Najda Davar better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Damien Knight and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Tim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP15
And show the whole world how you gave Doomwagon VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you runners out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like cocainums
It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Novacoke isn't working
And every single person is a Nick Steele lurking
He could be working at Stuffer shack, spitting on your kiddy crack
[*HACH*] Or in the parking lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Steele please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 4X]

Ha ha
Guess there's a Nick Steele in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up