Treasure Hunt BLAZING EPILOGUE

>you're falling down a rocky pit
>there's fire everywhere
>the walls are burning red
>but this doesn't surprise you at all
>you lived a good, full life
>even if a good part of it drove you to drink
>you brace yourself for your fate
>only to fall into the seat of a speedboat
>sitting next to you is a humanized Treasure
>or just another one of her transformations
>gotta love those angel wings, though
>especially the irony of her having them in hell
>guess she's your...
>you take off the sunglasses you didn't have a second ago
>...HELL'S ANGEL
>theme music starts playing
>you push a button
>the speedboats jet thrusters let out a burst of flame
>the boat jumps a shark
>lands on your four ex wives, crushing all of them
>you pass by the dock near Lou Cypher's villa
>he's standing there waving
>the two of you share a brofist as you and Treasure pass by
>it's the beginning of Brad and Treasure's Excellent Adventure
>with the fluffy pony menace still at large up on the now pony dominated Earth, you and Treasure are sent back up there to exterminate all of them once and for all
>don't forget your S-Mart brand boomstick
>lifeisgood.jpg