Sometimes Always Never (2019)

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Peter, Hi.

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Hi. Did I wake you?

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No no, I'm awake.

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I can't remember you said to meet now.

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- Coastguard Station.

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Is it near the sea?

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- Yeah, the Coastguard Station is near the sea, yeah!

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I think I know the place. There's a kind of Prom,
and some iron-man, an ice-cream man.

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I'm sure I'll find it, um ...

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Do you know if the Ice-cream man does coffee?
- You're there already, aren't you?

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Nooo ... !

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- I can hear the Seagulls.
Be there soon as I can.

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Sigh ...
Thanks for that ...

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Is that what you're wearing?

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What's wrong with it?

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Nothing ...
It's very smart.

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It's just ...

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What?

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What  ... I don't do I?

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I don't know what appropriate ...

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Appropriate?

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Very  ... You know  ... quadrupedian

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I was admiring the ice-cream-van too,
what do you think?

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The cream looks  ... really creamy

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My friends and I were admiring your paintwork

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Great detail.

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My son paints these.

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Maybe this is one of his?

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He does the jingles too.

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You do a cappuccino?

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Thanks!

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Been here long?
I was admiring the ice-cream-van

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that's not one of mine

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I don't do smiley ice-creams

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I appreciate that.

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Do you wanna go in mine or yours?

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Yours then ...

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I'll drive then ...

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What do you think of this

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Is it the new jingle?

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I'm the wrong age bracket really.

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No it's not a jingle

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What with the overnight bag?

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I thought we might need
the make a night of it.

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No no, I got to get back

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Sue's got stuff to do.

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Everything alright at home is it?

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Fine thanks.

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Just a funny way of putting things, that all.

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What?

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I got to be back because Sue's got stuff to do ...
Haven't you got stuff to do?

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Isn't this  ... stuff?

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Work.
She's got work.

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Right, what are you doing,
it's like being in the car with Jack.

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It's a word game
an app  ... lication

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What was that about Jack,
are you not relating to him properly?

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Am I what?

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You got in China and played a computer
game for three days and nights

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without a brake. Dropped dead of
exhaustion, and you wanna watch your Jack.

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What are you doing on your phone at a
time like this? We should be talking.

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Since when do games stop people talking?
Talk is what we did when we played Scrabble.

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We didn't play Scrabble.

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What? We were always playing Scrabble.
- It wasn't Scrabble, it was Scrabble-like.

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It was called Scribble or Scrubble

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It was a cheap rip-off of Scrabble ...

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The letters came on a cardboard sheet.
We had to press them out.

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Oh yeah, and you were always insisting
on having the dictionary on the table.

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Well at least we played each-other
and not the bloody phone.

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That's the amazing thing, I'm not playing the phone.
There's this guy called skinnythosaurus.

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And he's absolutely brilliant

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Fine  ... talk to your digital mate.

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What ... ?

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I sure I'm going deaf,
I don't hear half of what you're saying.

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Alright ...

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Yeah, I'm fine. We gotta come back in the morning

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It's not even ten to yet.

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The official who does it is on a
job share type of thing austerity.

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They finished early child-minding,
we'll have to make a night of it.

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No no, we'll go home and come back in the morning

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But it's already getting dark.
A-roads in the dark!

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On coming full beams, nightmarish!
We'll get some sleep.

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We'll have to find somewhere to stay.
- O that's OK, I already booked somewhere.

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I never thought this was a realistic itinerary.
I booked somewhere the day we heard.

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All about you

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There we go again, I didn't hear that either. It's almost
as if you want to say things, but don't want me to hear them

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It's like a kind of passive aggressive thing.

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I said, I didn't bring a toothbrush.

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Oh, well I noticed you didn't have a bag, so I got
you one when stopped for petrol. Which do you want?

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Cyberman  ... or ...

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Dalek?

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Obviously the circumstances could be better,

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But on the other hand, how often do we get
to sit around enjoying each-others company?

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Let's us two make the best of it, eh.

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This is cozy ...

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Can't beat a proper fire, can you?

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Excuse me ...
We couldn't have the music down a bit could we, or off?

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I always say, the only good thing about
Jazz is that it scores highly on Scrabble.

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In fact you can't play the word Jazz in Scrabble!

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There's only one Z in the set.

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Oh, is that right?

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That's very interesting that ...

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There's only one Z.

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I haven't played Scrabble for years.
I don't suppose anybody does these days, do they?

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It's all Grand Theft Auto now isn't it?

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Arthur likes Scrabble,
Don't you, Arthur?

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Peter, You'd love a game of Scrabble wouldn't you?

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There's a set over there, look.
Under the Cluedo.

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You need to count all the tiles ...

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You don't want to get half way through
a game and find you got tiles missing.

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Off we go to bed.

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Oh eh, it's only half past eight.
Come on.

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Have a game of Scrabble,
you used to love Scrabble.

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- I used to like Thundercaps.

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I moved on.

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What are gonna do?

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Say my prayers.

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It's a big day tomorrow.

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E x t e r m i n a t e

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E x t e r m i n a t e

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E x t e r m i n a t e

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You don't fancy making this a bit more interesting do you?

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How do you mean?

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A bet!

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Flutter, a wager

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Or maybe not. You obviously got a massive ...
What it, a lot a words.

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Vocabulary, Lexicon, Word-horde.

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That's very good.
What do you think?

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Eh eh, three cent ...

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Five?

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You're a confident man, Arthur

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I haven't got five hundred to spare unfortunately.

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I've got two hundred.
Is that OK?

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Or two twenty in fact. But call it
two hundred, never bet your last pound.

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Two hundred.

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Sure, why not.

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Ladies first.

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All, and I can Bingo!

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That's when you can play all seven of the letters in one go.

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You gonna get an extra 50 points for that.
- O that's good isn't it? Bingo eh?

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You learn something new every day.

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Xi. That's a word is it?
Is that a word?

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It's a letter in the Greek Alphabet.
Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon ...

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So, it's not a word it's a letter?

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No, it's a word. It's  ... it's a word
for a letter in the Greek Alphabet.

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Mu ...
What?

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Muzjiks. Is that not a word?
I know I have heard is somewhere before, but if you haven't.

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Dictionary!

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Arthur, it looks like a word.
Play on!

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I could change it to Muzak.

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Muzjik, an indentured Russian peasant.

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I knew I heard it before.

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Where?
- Where what?

153
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Where did you hear that?
It a very unusual word.

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Not exactly in everyday use, is it?

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Come on down to Muzjik-'R-us
for all your indentured peasant needs.

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Arthur, it's a word.

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What's it score?

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A hundred-and-seventeen

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That's really good.

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Murmansk, by the way.

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I think I heard it in Murmansk. When I was in
the merchant navy we were in and out of Murmansk.

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It's what they call a storyteller in West-Africa
when I was on the go  ... - Just play the word.

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Esrom

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I think it's a font.

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Actually it's a Cheese  ... made by Trappist monks.
The stinkiest cheese in the world.

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Oh, looks like I Bingo-ed too!

167
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It's an Italian card game. You have two teams ...
Yeah, I know what scopone is!

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I was going to play Quartz.

169
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You beat him to the Q
Is that right, Arthur?

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What's Qi when it's at home?

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It's em, life energy in Chinese philosophy.

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My Aroma therapist was talking about Qi.

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I have Aroma therapy for stress.

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You'd know about it if you ever listened to a word I said.
Well, I didn't know about it, did I?

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He doesn't know anything about me.
- I know you do Aroma therapy.

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You don't do Aroma Therapy, you have it.
- Like Chicken-pocks?

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I have stress.
You can probably see where I get it from

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Ti.
A drink with jam and bread.

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That's not how you spell it.
- No!

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Tea?

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Ti!!
Do re mi fa so la ...

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He's right.
- I know I'm right.

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It's a firearm with a  ...

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You know this don't you?

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What did you do that for?

186
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What?

187
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What do you get for that?
Six. Six points!

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Why did you do that?

189
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I was gonna use that 'MEN'
I was going to turn it in anadyomene

190
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Sixty-seven points!!!
- Where are you going?

191
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What's wrong?

192
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It's only a game.

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I'm going to take a leak.

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Sorry ...

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Go on then ...

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I sorry about this.

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He's on edge.
- I can see that.

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He's not always like this.

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He used to be a singer, can you believe?

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A singer?
- Sessions. You know.

201
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Remember back in the day, when they used to do those
top twenty hits but not by the original artists?

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Pickwick?

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Pickwick, Top of the Pops.

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No!

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He was the Pickwick singer.

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He has been them all.
Ken Dodd, Freddy Mercury

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Never sings anymore ...
- O that's a shame.

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We lost our son ...

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He went missing ...

210
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We haven't seen him since ...

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He was nineteen ...

212
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That's why we are here,
the police has found a body

213
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It might be the body of our son ...

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Oh that's terrible.
I sorry about that.

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You think it's ...

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It's the not knowing that is the hardest.

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But tomorrow maybe we will know,
and maybe we wish we we back not knowing, eh.

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Hope is a great friend.
- Yeah ...

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He was bonny Tyler once.

220
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Bonny Tyler?

221
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Yeah

222
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Sang the Pickwick version of 'It's A Heartache'
you never have known it wasn't her.

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We thought it would all be

224
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over with today

225
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but when we got here

226
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The official who runs the morgue,
can you believe this?

227
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Is on a job share

228
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Had to leave early ...
Child care.

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So ... anadyomene

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I going to take AMEN of the board.

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Alan doesn't mind, do you Alan?

232
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No no, not at all.
Part of the fun is the magic of lovely words.

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Dad?

234
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Are you alright?
- Yeah.

235
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You know me, I can't sleep without a walk.

236
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I used to go out looking for him.

237
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Just walking the street you know ...

238
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It's just a habit now.
A ritual.

239
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I know ...

240
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Bonny Tyler.

241
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What?

242
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It's a Heartache, nothing but a Heartache ...

243
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What is?

244
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Arthur, downstairs.
Bonny Tyler, Pickwick.

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Top of the Pops compilation album.
- Nah

246
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It's a fools game ...
- Nothing but a fools game

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00:19:15,658 --> 00:19:19,134
It was for him anyway,
two hundred I took off him.

248
00:19:20,861 --> 00:19:21,861
You did what?

249
00:19:22,135 --> 00:19:23,423
I beat him

250
00:19:24,181 --> 00:19:26,251
You hustled him. You hustled Bonny Tyler.

251
00:19:26,314 --> 00:19:28,392
I did not hustle him,
I smashed him.

252
00:19:30,674 --> 00:19:33,158
Did you use your extra Z on him?
- What?

253
00:19:34,169 --> 00:19:38,145
You can't play Jazz in Scrabble,
because there's only one Z in the set.

254
00:19:38,279 --> 00:19:39,279
And?

255
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:43,020
Did you play Jazz that night?

256
00:19:45,076 --> 00:19:46,958
You play it of zygote?

257
00:19:47,177 --> 00:19:51,427
Top right-hand corner, triple word score.
Scored of the board.

258
00:19:59,341 --> 00:20:01,603
They're are going up there themselves tomorrow

259
00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:02,775
Up where?

260
00:20:02,861 --> 00:20:04,116
The morgue.

261
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:08,217
They got a son went missing
gonna take a look at the body.

262
00:20:09,437 --> 00:20:12,547
Is that the same body we're gonna look at,
the one that might be our Michael?

263
00:20:12,649 --> 00:20:13,976
That's right.

264
00:20:17,321 --> 00:20:24,032
Their son goes missing, they are going to look at the body
and you hustled them out of two hundred quid?

265
00:20:24,134 --> 00:20:25,470
Who are you?

266
00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:27,246
When you put it like that ...

267
00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:34,696
It started off as a game.
Then when I found out I seem to ...

268
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,078
I got the feeling that ...

269
00:20:43,025 --> 00:20:46,320
If I let them beat me it would be our
Michael, and if I won it would be their lad.

270
00:20:46,336 --> 00:20:48,265
I know it's mad ...

271
00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:04,824
What are you doing here?
This is where we ...

272
00:21:09,245 --> 00:21:10,392
Were you waiting for us?

273
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:13,985
No ... We're here for the same.

274
00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:16,962
My Lad went missing too.

275
00:21:20,330 --> 00:21:21,396
You didn't say ...

276
00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:23,235
I didn't like ...

277
00:21:24,273 --> 00:21:26,632
You were telling me about yours

278
00:21:28,672 --> 00:21:30,875
It was good of you to listen.

279
00:21:31,883 --> 00:21:33,083
If I'd had known ...

280
00:21:33,852 --> 00:21:35,185
You weren't to know.

281
00:21:40,015 --> 00:21:41,289
Mister Mellor?

282
00:21:44,633 --> 00:21:45,633
I'll cope.

283
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:58,078
I thought you were a woman,
Childcare issues.

284
00:21:59,406 --> 00:22:03,281
No I have a three year old
and eh, I'm on my own.

285
00:22:03,477 --> 00:22:07,086
Well ... Just the two of us.
Alright sorry.

286
00:22:14,316 --> 00:22:17,885
I'm not sure I am ready.
- No, that's fine ... that's fine.

287
00:22:35,998 --> 00:22:39,888
What my dad did last night,
You'll have to excuse him.

288
00:22:41,521 --> 00:22:43,599
It takes us all in different ways.

289
00:22:44,342 --> 00:22:47,143
Oh, we know that, don't we Arthur?

290
00:22:49,651 --> 00:22:52,682
It's nice to have something to take
our minds off it, to be honest.

291
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,971
We should be apologizing to him ... really.

292
00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:06,932
Well if I can make it up to you ...
- No, it alright.

293
00:23:13,734 --> 00:23:16,218
He probably thought you were millionaires.

294
00:23:17,914 --> 00:23:18,914
Rock-stars.

295
00:23:20,226 --> 00:23:23,233
We had all of those records,
he used to get them for us.

296
00:23:26,672 --> 00:23:28,476
You told him ...
About that ...

297
00:23:28,687 --> 00:23:30,710
Well it's not a secret is it, I mean ...

298
00:23:31,437 --> 00:23:33,062
It was then, but ...

299
00:23:40,395 --> 00:23:41,661
What are you doing?

300
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:46,410
I know it was, what was it,
I think it was a couple of hundred quid

301
00:23:46,481 --> 00:23:49,308
No, don't be daft.
- What are you talking about?

302
00:23:49,449 --> 00:23:52,363
Dad's side bet.
He shouldn't have done that.

303
00:23:52,551 --> 00:23:53,980
Bet??

304
00:23:54,496 --> 00:23:57,725
He said it was ... a couple of hundred.

305
00:23:57,788 --> 00:23:59,920
You bet hundreds of pounds on a game of Scrabble!

306
00:23:59,975 --> 00:24:04,178
Not hundreds!
Two hundred.

307
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:06,717
I thought he was ...
- He took you?

308
00:24:07,788 --> 00:24:09,639
He took you for the fool you are.

309
00:24:10,374 --> 00:24:12,263
He cheated.
- I'm sure he did.

310
00:24:12,295 --> 00:24:13,295
No ...

311
00:24:13,381 --> 00:24:16,333
He just a lot cleverer than you are.
You keep that son ...

312
00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:21,014
That's the price a fool has to pay
 ... for acting like a fool.

313
00:24:21,156 --> 00:24:22,749
That's the fool tax!

314
00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:11,474
It wasn't him!
- I knew it wouldn't be.

315
00:25:11,662 --> 00:25:13,630
All the best then.
Come on.

316
00:25:22,505 --> 00:25:24,113
Are you sure you wouldn't ...

317
00:25:25,419 --> 00:25:26,419
No.

318
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,524
Let's hear the new jingle.

319
00:25:39,290 --> 00:25:41,297
Small Faces, yes.

320
00:25:41,803 --> 00:25:44,206
Or in my case Arthur Somebody

321
00:25:45,308 --> 00:25:47,490
No particularly Yes at all.

322
00:25:48,316 --> 00:25:50,516
I never thought of that, he probably sang this as well.

323
00:25:52,054 --> 00:25:53,452
Why?
- Why what?

324
00:25:54,741 --> 00:25:56,356
He's second best of everything

325
00:25:57,692 --> 00:26:00,887
He didn't have to scotch the real albums,
it's only the peak we want.

326
00:26:01,239 --> 00:26:03,934
We played Scrubble not Scrabble.
- It was the same.

327
00:26:04,004 --> 00:26:07,246
We didn't get proper Lego,
you're always got us some snide Lego.

328
00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:09,199
Oh now that was just as good

329
00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:11,106
Never Air-fix, always Revell.

330
00:26:11,229 --> 00:26:12,932
Revell was more Rock & Roll.

331
00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:16,228
You didn't get us action-man,
but something called action Joe

332
00:26:16,322 --> 00:26:17,879
And he did not have grip hands.

333
00:26:20,416 --> 00:26:21,924
Yeah, that wasn't good

334
00:26:21,970 --> 00:26:25,213
Subbuteo? No.
Chat valley big league.

335
00:26:25,238 --> 00:26:26,697
Yes yes, you made your point

336
00:26:26,722 --> 00:26:29,162
Go on.
- What?

337
00:26:29,187 --> 00:26:33,334
Well, you also didn't have a mother, did you?
Just a dad, so poor substitute there.

338
00:26:48,558 --> 00:26:50,479
Left hand down.

339
00:26:51,829 --> 00:26:52,829
I can manage.

340
00:26:53,739 --> 00:26:55,449
I could back a bloody panzer out of here.

341
00:26:55,778 --> 00:26:56,965
What was that?

342
00:26:58,186 --> 00:27:00,772
I said, get back in the car,
get out of the cold.

343
00:27:01,405 --> 00:27:02,405
Sure ...

344
00:27:26,215 --> 00:27:29,574
HAVE YOU SEEN
THIS BOY?

345
00:28:47,398 --> 00:28:49,108
Your Father is back.

346
00:28:50,138 --> 00:28:51,723
It wasn't your uncle Michael.

347
00:28:53,997 --> 00:28:55,520
I think he's relieved.

348
00:28:57,677 --> 00:29:00,174
Well, it's hard to know what for the
best, isn't it? I mean ...

349
00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:03,829
Well obviously the best would be ...

350
00:29:04,503 --> 00:29:06,703
 ... if they found him and he was alive and well.

351
00:29:07,065 --> 00:29:08,447
Having a lovely life ...

352
00:29:12,790 --> 00:29:14,719
Or would it, I mean ...

353
00:29:15,806 --> 00:29:17,939
 ... that'll be hard, wouldn't it?

354
00:29:18,446 --> 00:29:21,641
To find out that he been happy all this
time, and just ... you know ...

355
00:29:22,569 --> 00:29:23,717
… shunning you.

356
00:29:24,561 --> 00:29:26,482
Let you go all through this.

357
00:29:27,616 --> 00:29:29,170
Like the sightings

358
00:29:30,514 --> 00:29:34,922
You know people contact your granddad
and say they've seen Michael.

359
00:29:36,141 --> 00:29:38,125
Some have said they talked to him.

360
00:29:38,391 --> 00:29:40,977
There was one in Argentina

361
00:29:41,332 --> 00:29:43,308
Imagine ...

362
00:29:43,613 --> 00:29:47,621
I'm not saying it be better if he was dead

363
00:29:48,340 --> 00:29:50,964
Just saying, if you have to choose ...

364
00:30:50,763 --> 00:30:52,224
Everything OK?

365
00:30:54,326 --> 00:30:55,575
Are you visiting long?

366
00:31:01,072 --> 00:31:02,618
Don't worry about it.

367
00:31:08,447 --> 00:31:09,447
Alan ...

368
00:31:10,267 --> 00:31:12,788
It's lovely to see you.
Have you eaten?

369
00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:15,452
There's plenty of leftovers,
I'll get you a bowl.

370
00:31:15,585 --> 00:31:17,349
That'll be lovely,
if you sure there's enough

371
00:31:17,374 --> 00:31:20,858
I'd be just as happy with a bit of toast and Marmite.
- No no.

372
00:31:26,330 --> 00:31:28,924
You know you can't take Marmite into Canada?

373
00:31:29,432 --> 00:31:31,767
Because Marmite has a secret ingredient.

374
00:31:31,804 --> 00:31:33,547
And the Canadian government took the view ...

375
00:31:33,578 --> 00:31:38,679
That not telling them the secret ingredient was tantamount
to asking them to import something without knowing what it is.

376
00:31:38,914 --> 00:31:43,048
That's why the people of Canada have no Marmite. Imagine.

377
00:31:43,295 --> 00:31:45,357
The second largest country on Earth

378
00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:48,876
More or less nine million square
miles and not one jar of Marmite.

379
00:31:49,283 --> 00:31:51,228
How do they survive?
- Vegemite.

380
00:31:53,314 --> 00:31:54,634
A poor substitute.

381
00:31:55,752 --> 00:31:59,593
But then sometimes a poor substitute is all there is.

382
00:32:01,429 --> 00:32:02,804
Is Jack out there?
- Yeah.

383
00:32:02,984 --> 00:32:03,984
Upstairs.

384
00:32:04,968 --> 00:32:07,083
Gaming.
- That's a worry isn't it?

385
00:32:07,201 --> 00:32:09,771
Why would that be a worry?
He's at home.

386
00:32:10,115 --> 00:32:13,302
He's not on the streets.
Haven't gone missing.

387
00:32:13,904 --> 00:32:16,079
You didn't hear about the girl in China then?

388
00:32:16,197 --> 00:32:19,079
I did ...
 ... hear about the girl in China.

389
00:32:19,361 --> 00:32:22,306
Imagine that is a worry.
- I know China is different but ...

390
00:32:22,345 --> 00:32:25,509
Exactly, I wouldn't want him to end up like her.
- You should watch him.

391
00:32:25,626 --> 00:32:26,649
I do try.

392
00:32:26,674 --> 00:32:29,071
This business is probably affecting him more than you think

393
00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:30,730
Do you think so?
- No!

394
00:32:30,892 --> 00:32:34,079
I think you might be right.
- He's got exams, he doing A-levels

395
00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:36,718
They're stressed.
They're all stressed.

396
00:32:36,892 --> 00:32:38,704
They're supposed to be stressed.

397
00:32:39,118 --> 00:32:42,821
If he can't be stressed about your A-levels
what can he be stressed about?

398
00:32:43,235 --> 00:32:48,712
He doesn't seem stressed he seems more
soft to be, you know, playing that game.

399
00:32:49,103 --> 00:32:51,712
Which does beg the question
- The girl in China question?

400
00:32:51,876 --> 00:32:52,876
Exactly!

401
00:33:06,582 --> 00:33:09,908
You know why he's saying Jack's Stressed?

402
00:33:10,791 --> 00:33:11,791
No ...

403
00:33:13,119 --> 00:33:14,986
'Cause he's stressed himself

404
00:33:15,174 --> 00:33:16,174
Is he?

405
00:33:17,025 --> 00:33:19,843
Classic transference of anxiety.

406
00:33:20,139 --> 00:33:21,983
He was stressed on the drive then, was he?

407
00:33:22,061 --> 00:33:25,466
Oh yeah.
Very defensive, quite guarded

408
00:33:26,951 --> 00:33:29,885
Do you not find him a bit passive aggressive?

409
00:33:30,694 --> 00:33:33,790
I do ... sometimes
but you have to make allowances.

410
00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:49,069
Oh.

411
00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:51,593
A present.

412
00:33:52,757 --> 00:33:55,067
That's kind of you Alan.

413
00:33:57,802 --> 00:33:59,044
What is it?

414
00:33:59,567 --> 00:34:02,512
It's a thing doing labels

415
00:34:06,138 --> 00:34:09,200
just putting labels on everything when we were kids

416
00:34:09,489 --> 00:34:10,825
Jumpers only

417
00:34:11,107 --> 00:34:15,411
Please fold towel before replacing.
Please replace after use.

418
00:34:15,474 --> 00:34:17,801
It helped keep things running smoothly, you know.

419
00:34:18,012 --> 00:34:22,949
But also the font, look, it has an elegant precision

420
00:34:23,442 --> 00:34:28,395
You don't really see that font anywhere else. I don't
know what it's called, but I thought you'd appreciate it.

421
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:36,800
Well ...

422
00:34:38,050 --> 00:34:40,893
It's getting late ...
- Yeah it is.

423
00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:47,541
Obviously you're welcome to stay.

424
00:34:48,065 --> 00:34:49,065
Or you would be

425
00:34:49,509 --> 00:34:51,329
only erm

426
00:34:52,634 --> 00:34:57,345
don't really have a spare bed, do we?
Just the bunk in Jack's room, so ...

427
00:34:57,510 --> 00:34:59,377
I'm sure that will be fine.

428
00:35:21,151 --> 00:35:22,151
Which is you?

429
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,662
The one with the big cleavage, that's you?

430
00:35:25,819 --> 00:35:28,702
There is total sexual equality among the undead.

431
00:35:29,523 --> 00:35:32,311
Doesn't make any difference what gender you are.

432
00:35:32,499 --> 00:35:36,153
So why choose to be a girl with enormous breasts

433
00:35:36,529 --> 00:35:39,481
Stop saying things like that
- Not breasts

434
00:35:40,599 --> 00:35:41,599
Bosoms

435
00:35:42,755 --> 00:35:45,036
Assets.
Glands.

436
00:35:46,748 --> 00:35:48,958
Bazookas, which do you prefer?

437
00:35:49,044 --> 00:35:51,833
Other players are more polite to you if you're a girl.

438
00:35:52,685 --> 00:35:55,278
You look a bit choppy, if you don't mind me saying

439
00:35:56,326 --> 00:35:57,323
What?

440
00:35:57,348 --> 00:35:59,527
It's not running very smoothly, is it?

441
00:35:59,801 --> 00:36:02,925
It's slow and then it's jumpy,
you want me to change the settings for you?

442
00:36:02,941 --> 00:36:06,875
I'm in the middle of an action.
- It'll only take a moment.

443
00:36:55,844 --> 00:36:57,937
Granddad?
- What?

444
00:36:58,180 --> 00:36:59,468
That's my bed

445
00:37:00,649 --> 00:37:01,649
Yeah?

446
00:37:02,641 --> 00:37:05,164
You didn't expect me to climb up there, did you?

447
00:37:06,093 --> 00:37:08,507
Or did you?
I could give it a go

448
00:37:09,656 --> 00:37:12,155
No no, no I didn't expect that

449
00:37:14,289 --> 00:37:15,622
I'm saying my prayers

450
00:37:31,981 --> 00:37:34,301
Jack?
- Mom ...

451
00:37:35,396 --> 00:37:37,348
Nothing.
Nothing.

452
00:37:38,607 --> 00:37:39,607
We just ...

453
00:37:40,396 --> 00:37:43,512
 ... don't normally see you for breakfast, that's all.

454
00:37:57,140 --> 00:37:58,139
Jack?

455
00:37:58,155 --> 00:38:00,303
Alright.
Alright.

456
00:38:01,069 --> 00:38:06,686
Granddad is up there and he's playing on my computer.
Where else am I supposed to go?

457
00:38:07,721 --> 00:38:11,150
I'm sure it's very difficult for
you having Granddad in your bedroom.

458
00:38:11,221 --> 00:38:15,002
But ... it's very nice for us having you for breakfast

459
00:38:16,065 --> 00:38:18,072
Oh, I'll give you a lift if you like

460
00:38:19,279 --> 00:38:20,279
Bye then.

461
00:38:21,201 --> 00:38:24,520
Why doesn't he want a lift,
you drive past his school every day?

462
00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:27,098
There's a girl.
- Oh.

463
00:38:27,849 --> 00:38:31,217
He walks past two bus-stops to
be at the same bus-stop as her.

464
00:38:31,452 --> 00:38:34,865
And he stands next to her,
but he doesn't speak.

465
00:38:35,241 --> 00:38:37,690
Really. How do you know that?

466
00:38:39,511 --> 00:38:40,846
It's a guess?

467
00:39:02,078 --> 00:39:05,210
Yeah man, last night was ... colly.

468
00:39:05,718 --> 00:39:07,985
We would go more or less all night

469
00:39:08,593 --> 00:39:12,476
oh, we just listened to music, jammed

470
00:39:13,093 --> 00:39:16,429
wrote a few new songs
It was a good night man.

471
00:39:16,539 --> 00:39:18,077
Jaaack!

472
00:39:21,453 --> 00:39:23,390
Breakfast ...

473
00:39:24,054 --> 00:39:26,726
Do let me know if that is not to your satisfaction.

474
00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:38,327
Half a million registered players
I'm never short of a game.

475
00:39:38,608 --> 00:39:41,584
Does that mean you be staying another night then?

476
00:39:41,757 --> 00:39:43,522
Unless it's a problem

477
00:39:44,592 --> 00:39:46,396
No, no it's not a problem.

478
00:39:47,850 --> 00:39:48,850
It's just ...

479
00:39:50,928 --> 00:39:53,021
No, it's not a problem ...

480
00:40:50,645 --> 00:40:53,567
Most of them play the board, not the man.

481
00:40:57,059 --> 00:40:58,861
Always play the man.

482
00:40:59,627 --> 00:41:01,160
Go for two-letter words.

483
00:41:02,315 --> 00:41:03,981
They're your real friends.

484
00:41:04,682 --> 00:41:10,179
There are a hundred-and-one two-letter words.
Five of them are letters of the Greek alphabet.

485
00:41:10,382 --> 00:41:13,663
Mu, M u,
Nu, N u.

486
00:41:13,796 --> 00:41:15,265
Pi, obviously

487
00:41:15,382 --> 00:41:17,194
And Xi,
X i

488
00:41:18,225 --> 00:41:25,318
And then you got your unusual ones like O E,
Oe, which is a wind on the Faeroe Islands.

489
00:41:25,631 --> 00:41:28,665
Did your father ever tell you about
your great-grandmother's shop?

490
00:41:28,814 --> 00:41:31,400
She had a shop,
sold all-sorts.

491
00:41:31,658 --> 00:41:33,876
liquorice all-sorts?
- No.

492
00:41:34,041 --> 00:41:41,377
All sorts of things, bread, the papers,
hairnets were big business I seem to remember Harpic.

493
00:41:42,979 --> 00:41:45,150
Are you telling me a bedtime story?

494
00:41:45,252 --> 00:41:47,369
I'm telling you your family history.

495
00:41:47,580 --> 00:41:49,478
Coal. She sold coal.

496
00:41:49,568 --> 00:41:54,779
People would ask for 5 pound of potatoes and a bag
of coal, she'd go downstairs and get them the coal.

497
00:41:54,983 --> 00:41:58,701
Why?
Why didn't she just keep it upstairs?

498
00:41:58,874 --> 00:42:00,545
Ah, that's the point ...

499
00:42:01,030 --> 00:42:07,686
One day someone from the coal-board,
(coal was nationalized then) heard about this and thought ...

500
00:42:07,905 --> 00:42:11,147
We don't deliver to that shop,
so how come she sells coal?

501
00:42:11,469 --> 00:42:12,469
Go on.

502
00:42:13,187 --> 00:42:17,640
Well, it turns out there's a seam in the cellar ...

503
00:42:18,422 --> 00:42:22,624
The cellar of the shop, one wall of
it, had a coal seam running off it

504
00:42:22,859 --> 00:42:28,109
If you asked her for coal she'd go down there,
pick up a pickaxe and chop out a bit of fresh coal for you.

505
00:42:28,297 --> 00:42:31,757
She was a part-time freelance coal
miner your great-grandmother.

506
00:42:32,029 --> 00:42:35,687
That story ... is completely ... untrue

507
00:42:35,937 --> 00:42:38,788
That story is a true as my name.

508
00:43:06,849 --> 00:43:09,654
Sorry em ... I was just em
- No, good idea.

509
00:43:09,780 --> 00:43:12,560
Give it a go.
Which one do you like best?

510
00:43:31,662 --> 00:43:34,716
I never been in there before.
No ...

511
00:43:52,339 --> 00:43:53,885
Stand straight.

512
00:43:55,331 --> 00:43:59,599
It's hard to gauge the fall of the
trousers without proper shoes.

513
00:44:00,419 --> 00:44:05,349
It's got to be Oxfords really. You might get away
with a Chelsea boot. Have you got a Chelsea boot?

514
00:44:06,178 --> 00:44:09,169
I don't know what you're talking about.
- Ah.

515
00:44:09,662 --> 00:44:16,486
When this is done, the thing you have to remember
about these buttons is, sometimes always never.

516
00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:17,900
What?

517
00:44:18,064 --> 00:44:21,236
The buttons a man keeps fastened, sometimes, always, never.

518
00:44:21,261 --> 00:44:23,751
Now take it off, and we'll make it sing

519
00:44:24,014 --> 00:44:28,686
You know how this suit needs a bit of a tidy up, a trim.

520
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,506
Same thing goes for your hair.

521
00:45:05,688 --> 00:45:08,750
You look spruce.
Doesn't he look spruce?

522
00:45:08,923 --> 00:45:11,045
Well, I wasn't sure it was him.

523
00:45:17,860 --> 00:45:19,615
Is it one of your Granddad's?

524
00:45:22,373 --> 00:45:25,810
Haven't got a spare gun, have you?
So I can shoot myself.

525
00:45:25,967 --> 00:45:30,873
Don't matter, your father matters.
It's not endearing.

526
00:45:31,053 --> 00:45:32,771
And it's not effective.

527
00:45:36,110 --> 00:45:38,743
I know it's inconvenient with your Granddad.

528
00:45:39,954 --> 00:45:43,961
It's not inconvenient,
it's disorientating.

529
00:45:44,141 --> 00:45:45,524
Awkward?

530
00:45:46,649 --> 00:45:48,227
Destabilizing!

531
00:45:48,774 --> 00:45:50,039
Confusing?

532
00:45:50,290 --> 00:45:53,328
Not confusing.
Unsettling?

533
00:45:55,376 --> 00:45:56,376
Disquieting ...

534
00:45:58,134 --> 00:45:59,134
Tense.

535
00:45:59,696 --> 00:46:01,404
Anyway, it can't be helped.

536
00:46:02,772 --> 00:46:04,521
And eh, well ...

537
00:46:07,155 --> 00:46:08,935
You look spruce.

538
00:46:16,372 --> 00:46:19,043
Well, I would not want to play Scrabble with you.

539
00:46:19,182 --> 00:46:22,705
Really? ... Wouldn't you?
- Or your Mom.

540
00:46:34,908 --> 00:46:38,110
Jack.
Give you a lift if you like.

541
00:46:56,872 --> 00:47:00,911
So, his brother went missing and ever since then ...
- The prodigal son.

542
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:06,075
What?
- Well, the prodigal son goes missing, and then comes back.

543
00:47:06,327 --> 00:47:08,524
And the dad kills the fattened calf and everything.

544
00:47:08,553 --> 00:47:14,153
Gives him a ring, and the other son, the one who
stayed behind to help him, he gets nothing.

545
00:47:15,043 --> 00:47:16,793
I hate the prodigal son.

546
00:47:19,148 --> 00:47:20,906
Then you're like my dad.

547
00:47:27,497 --> 00:47:29,817
Erm, are we in the way?
- No ...

548
00:47:30,154 --> 00:47:31,310
No, it's fine.

549
00:47:32,146 --> 00:47:35,716
Are you ... eating with us?
- Is that OK?

550
00:47:37,287 --> 00:47:40,130
Yeah.
Then you can carry on after food.

551
00:47:40,575 --> 00:47:43,278
I will beat him by then.

552
00:48:12,380 --> 00:48:13,380
Good.

553
00:48:14,451 --> 00:48:15,770
Good game plan.

554
00:48:17,904 --> 00:48:19,599
Play the man, not the board.

555
00:48:19,857 --> 00:48:23,208
She a girl Granddad.
- Me too, as a matter of fact.

556
00:48:24,139 --> 00:48:25,225
Zo?

557
00:48:26,232 --> 00:48:30,202
You can't have that, Zoo has got two O's.
- You know actually 'zo' is a word.

558
00:48:30,381 --> 00:48:32,155
Are you sure?

559
00:48:32,288 --> 00:48:34,108
Definitely, 'zo' is a word.

560
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,741
What's that?
- Oxycamphus.

561
00:48:37,674 --> 00:48:39,283
What's an Oxycamphor?

562
00:48:39,612 --> 00:48:40,612
Its chemical.

563
00:48:40,791 --> 00:48:42,681
I'm a chemist Alan, remember.

564
00:48:42,846 --> 00:48:45,283
I'd check that if I were you.
- You're not checking anything ...

565
00:48:47,473 --> 00:48:48,902
She is a chemist.

566
00:48:49,653 --> 00:48:52,215
If she says Oxycamphus is a chemical,
it's a chemical!

567
00:48:54,461 --> 00:48:56,257
I don't mind people check it.

568
00:48:56,609 --> 00:48:58,788
Anything that spins the game out, to be honest.

569
00:49:00,156 --> 00:49:05,484
Gue, by the way, is a traditional stringed
instrument from the Shetland Islands.

570
00:49:05,895 --> 00:49:08,562
Impressed, but I still want to check it.

571
00:49:11,054 --> 00:49:15,003
I also want to know, if a dictionary tells
us, why Jack would ever

572
00:49:15,028 --> 00:49:18,802
know the name of a traditional
stringed thing from the Falklands.

573
00:49:18,911 --> 00:49:22,161
Shetlands.
And what's 'yo'?

574
00:49:23,235 --> 00:49:25,687
You can't have 'yo'.
What is it?

575
00:49:25,821 --> 00:49:28,570
Clearly it's half a yo-yo.
- It's a greeting.

576
00:49:29,477 --> 00:49:31,109
Greetings are allowed.

577
00:49:31,312 --> 00:49:33,211
Thank you, mister Jack's dad.

578
00:49:34,567 --> 00:49:36,986
There it is, Oxycamphor.
You were right

579
00:49:37,041 --> 00:49:39,877
She knows damn well she's right.
What are you talking about?

580
00:49:41,112 --> 00:49:42,846
What was the next one 'yo'?

581
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,386
Don't look that up.

582
00:49:45,987 --> 00:49:49,520
I just said it's a greeting and greetings are allowed.

583
00:49:49,976 --> 00:49:53,273
You were forever using 'Hi' and 'Ho',
You know 'Yo' is OK

584
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:59,190
Did you really play 'Ho', Granddad,
as in Ho's & Cars

585
00:50:02,628 --> 00:50:04,095
I said don't look Dad.

586
00:50:04,313 --> 00:50:06,586
Dad!
You're not even playing.

587
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,963
Dad?

588
00:51:45,711 --> 00:51:46,711
Sue?

589
00:51:48,250 --> 00:51:49,945
Sue, is that you?

590
00:51:51,023 --> 00:51:52,460
Peter.

591
00:51:53,344 --> 00:51:55,445
It's me, your Dad.

592
00:51:55,664 --> 00:51:57,882
Sorry.
- You're alright?

593
00:51:58,442 --> 00:52:00,403
Yeah, I was just passing.

594
00:52:06,232 --> 00:52:08,520
You don't have to get out, it's fine.

595
00:52:08,982 --> 00:52:12,004
My house, your house.
- I was finished anyway.

596
00:52:12,262 --> 00:52:13,262
Cuppa tea?

597
00:52:14,910 --> 00:52:18,566
I just wanted to say
about last night ...

598
00:52:20,379 --> 00:52:23,799
It's fine, no problem.
Come on, cuppa tea.

599
00:52:24,354 --> 00:52:29,580
I don't know how we keep ...
rubbing each-other up, you know, the wrong way.

600
00:52:30,401 --> 00:52:33,736
I think it's to do with Michael, isn't it?
- Probably ...

601
00:52:34,456 --> 00:52:37,080
Hey ...
Come look at this.

602
00:52:41,447 --> 00:52:44,533
Don't worry about me trying to
communicate with you, or anything.

603
00:52:57,303 --> 00:53:02,841
Where have you seen these words before?
Erm ... in a game of Scrabble.

604
00:53:04,561 --> 00:53:06,708
Our Michael used to play them.

605
00:53:09,154 --> 00:53:10,209
What?

606
00:53:12,193 --> 00:53:14,197
All the players use those words.

607
00:53:15,166 --> 00:53:16,955
They're two-letter words.

608
00:53:18,377 --> 00:53:22,837
You got them written down here.
- It's him, I'm sure of it.

609
00:53:23,150 --> 00:53:26,572
He's fast and got lovely words
and he always maximizes the score.

610
00:53:26,658 --> 00:53:31,100
And he's not sentimental. You know he doesn't
play a word because it looks nice. It's him!

611
00:53:31,718 --> 00:53:34,264
'Zo'.
He played 'zo' that night.

612
00:53:34,499 --> 00:53:36,889
You said there was no such word,
and that's when he walked out.

613
00:53:40,151 --> 00:53:41,151
What?

614
00:53:42,057 --> 00:53:44,213
You said there was no such word,
and that's ...

615
00:53:50,362 --> 00:53:51,799
Are you blaming me?

616
00:53:56,195 --> 00:53:58,179
Who ... ?
What?

617
00:53:58,327 --> 00:54:01,428
I told you to stay in the bathroom.
I did stay in there.

618
00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:04,062
But I was turning into a prune in that bath.

619
00:54:04,603 --> 00:54:07,962
Anyway ...
What's to hide, done nothing wrong.

620
00:54:09,259 --> 00:54:11,204
I know you ...
I met you.

621
00:54:12,533 --> 00:54:14,962
You're married.
- Not anymore son.

622
00:54:15,169 --> 00:54:19,614
Looking for our Nigel, was the only thing that
kept us together, and once we found him ...

623
00:54:21,911 --> 00:54:24,802
Recriminations, boredom ...
You name it.

624
00:54:26,567 --> 00:54:28,500
What?
What have you been ... ?

625
00:54:32,473 --> 00:54:33,856
You had sex?

626
00:54:34,903 --> 00:54:36,261
Did you had sex in my bed?

627
00:54:36,301 --> 00:54:40,441
Well, we weren't gonna have sex in Jack's
bed, were we, it's a bunk bed. I'm not Tarzan.

628
00:54:40,566 --> 00:54:43,839
Anyway it didn't feel right, did it,
to have sex in the kids room.

629
00:54:44,764 --> 00:54:46,297
You had sex in my bed ...

630
00:54:47,147 --> 00:54:50,404
How could you do that.
Even I don't have sex in my bed ...

631
00:54:50,568 --> 00:54:52,873
Don't you?
- Son ...

632
00:54:53,311 --> 00:54:55,834
You must ask yourself why you
are making so much fuss, I mean ...

633
00:54:55,982 --> 00:55:00,510
What harm we're doing?
Anyway, you should be proud of your Dad.

634
00:55:01,081 --> 00:55:06,119
Let me tell you he's a very considerate and accomplished lover.
- Oh God, shut up!

635
00:55:06,346 --> 00:55:07,409
No, seriously ...
- Please!

636
00:55:07,456 --> 00:55:08,776
Please.
- He's got everything ...

637
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,854
No-one ...
- Please stop talking!

638
00:55:13,970 --> 00:55:14,970
I'm gonna go ...

639
00:55:17,916 --> 00:55:21,923
And when I come back
this hasn't happened ... OK!

640
00:55:38,538 --> 00:55:39,538
Yeah ...

641
00:55:40,952 --> 00:55:42,171
Yeah ...
Yeah ...

642
00:55:42,398 --> 00:55:45,398
You see the thing is,
the traffic is horrendous

643
00:55:47,265 --> 00:55:48,265
I mean maybe ...

644
00:55:49,999 --> 00:55:51,333
So let's re-schedule.

645
00:55:51,890 --> 00:55:54,147
Then I can get my ducks in a row.

646
00:55:56,046 --> 00:55:57,764
No, I don't mean literal ducks.

647
00:56:00,038 --> 00:56:01,983
No eh, I do do ducks

648
00:56:04,507 --> 00:56:06,280
I don't do chipmunks either

649
00:56:07,187 --> 00:56:11,682
Chipmunks ah, I mean,
chipmunks aren't even an indigenous species.

650
00:56:13,099 --> 00:56:15,053
And we already agreed on squirrels

651
00:56:17,523 --> 00:56:18,866
Squirrels eating ice-cream ...

652
00:56:20,324 --> 00:56:21,637
Who's not gonna love that?

653
00:56:58,165 --> 00:56:59,157
Oh ...

654
00:57:01,220 --> 00:57:02,220
No problem.

655
00:57:28,593 --> 00:57:29,593
Granddad's gone!

656
00:57:30,444 --> 00:57:33,569
Gone? Gone where?
Gone gone!

657
00:57:33,991 --> 00:57:37,303
Bags are gone, the lot.
Not answering his phone ...

658
00:57:37,694 --> 00:57:38,655
He's left.

659
00:57:38,804 --> 00:57:42,248
Did you say something to him, have you had a row?
- What? No!

660
00:57:42,333 --> 00:57:46,435
Ask him.
I never said anything to him apart from goodnight.

661
00:57:46,638 --> 00:57:49,513
We have to find him ...
- What do you mean, we have to find him?

662
00:57:50,256 --> 00:57:51,888
He's a missing person ...

663
00:57:52,678 --> 00:57:57,013
What are you on about, he's a missing person?
He's a grown man. He gone back to his own home.

664
00:57:57,279 --> 00:57:59,669
I don't know why he left it in the first place?
- Mom?

665
00:58:00,349 --> 00:58:02,755
We should find him.
- Definitely, eh ...

666
00:58:03,326 --> 00:58:05,849
What?
Have you both gone crazy?

667
00:58:06,381 --> 00:58:07,805
He didn't live here ...

668
00:58:07,899 --> 00:58:11,315
That, or the fact that he's is not
here, does not make him lost.

669
00:58:11,430 --> 00:58:14,586
On the contrary, it means he's
gone back to where he's suppose to.

670
00:58:14,696 --> 00:58:17,118
How do you know that if he's not answering his phone?

671
00:58:17,446 --> 00:58:19,267
Maybe you go around and check?

672
00:58:19,353 --> 00:58:21,283
He's lived in that house for 50 years ...

673
00:58:21,557 --> 00:58:27,001
Not once in all of that time have I ever
considered going to see if he's still living there.

674
00:58:32,307 --> 00:58:33,307
What?

675
00:58:50,257 --> 00:58:51,257
Dad?

676
00:59:58,480 --> 00:59:59,698
Is he in?
- No he's not!

677
00:59:59,731 --> 01:00:00,927
Do you know where ...
- Where is he?

678
01:00:00,958 --> 01:00:02,606
I don't know where he is.
Do you?

679
01:00:03,731 --> 01:00:06,310
He's not in there, I've looked.
- I know, but ...

680
01:00:07,412 --> 01:00:10,786
Can I have a look around.
I've never been inside, he's funny about it.

681
01:00:11,138 --> 01:00:14,255
Well, if he's funny about it,
it's not for me to be serious about it, is it?

682
01:00:14,725 --> 01:00:19,388
But ... Well, I thought there might
be, you know, a clue.

683
01:00:20,350 --> 01:00:24,576
If he's not said where he is,
maybe he doesn't want you to know where he is.

684
01:00:25,514 --> 01:00:29,649
We were supposed to going to this thing in Chester.
He bought me tickets.

685
01:00:29,884 --> 01:00:33,407
A present.
Why would he buy them and not turn up?

686
01:00:33,665 --> 01:00:36,071
Why does he do most of the things he does?

687
01:00:37,525 --> 01:00:41,646
Has he told you about this ... erm
Skinny, what's his name?

688
01:00:41,896 --> 01:00:45,423
Thosaurus?
- He doesn't know anything about him.

689
01:00:45,726 --> 01:00:50,430
Says he wants to meet him. Everyone knows you should never
arrange to meet someone you only know from the Internet.

690
01:00:50,587 --> 01:00:51,811
It's dangerous.

691
01:00:51,983 --> 01:00:56,492
There was that girl, wasn't there, from Barnsley.
Ran off with some guy who turned out to be 30 stone.

692
01:00:56,841 --> 01:00:58,313
She was only fourteen ...

693
01:00:59,094 --> 01:01:02,969
I don't think anyone been sexually grooming my Dad.
- No ...

694
01:01:03,329 --> 01:01:07,401
But what if this Skinny fella turns out to be a kid?

695
01:01:08,096 --> 01:01:12,354
And people erm, think it's you Dad doing the abducting.

696
01:01:14,146 --> 01:01:15,324
Jesus!

697
01:01:31,295 --> 01:01:32,295
Is this you?

698
01:01:38,690 --> 01:01:41,424
Yeah. That's me and ...
- Michael.

699
01:01:42,401 --> 01:01:43,801
The one who ran away.

700
01:01:45,792 --> 01:01:47,940
Is that him?
- That's him.

701
01:01:49,167 --> 01:01:50,565
The prodigal son!

702
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:07,684
I'm Fine ...

703
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:10,660
I'm not fine, at all

704
01:02:25,422 --> 01:02:26,528
Arthur?

705
01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:31,559
Arthur, I'm ... I'm sooo ...
Sorry.

706
01:02:33,216 --> 01:02:36,137
I don't know ...
I don't know what I was thinking ...

707
01:02:36,458 --> 01:02:38,544
I need you ...

708
01:02:40,529 --> 01:02:43,880
I'm so sorry,
can you come and pick me up?

709
01:03:15,261 --> 01:03:19,112
I saw these pictures and ...
That's his ...

710
01:03:20,175 --> 01:03:23,831
I remembered being in the morgue.
All right, it's OK.

711
01:03:26,042 --> 01:03:28,073
What was I thinking of?

712
01:03:28,714 --> 01:03:31,047
Is he mentally enfeebled in any way?

713
01:03:31,605 --> 01:03:33,222
No more than he ever was.

714
01:03:33,566 --> 01:03:35,089
Confused at all?

715
01:03:37,246 --> 01:03:40,612
No more than the rest of us.
- I can take his details.

716
01:03:40,944 --> 01:03:41,944
I'll get you a photo.

717
01:03:41,969 --> 01:03:48,063
If I get an unidentified body or injured person that matches
the description, then sure we can give you a call and ask ...

718
01:03:48,095 --> 01:03:49,180
Don't do that

719
01:03:50,485 --> 01:03:52,008
I don't wanna do that

720
01:03:52,923 --> 01:03:57,374
To be honest, he's hale and hearty
He's past the age of consent ...

721
01:03:57,897 --> 01:04:02,600
Unless he's waving around unlicensed firearms or driving
around without due care and attention, then I don't see ...

722
01:04:02,625 --> 01:04:03,898
I know, I know

723
01:04:06,961 --> 01:04:10,154
You know one night my son went missing

724
01:04:11,139 --> 01:04:15,561
He got in a big nark and walked out of the room.
We were watching Top Gear

725
01:04:15,756 --> 01:04:18,819
I told him to stop talking over it, off he went ...

726
01:04:19,405 --> 01:04:22,326
Banged the door and he never came back

727
01:04:23,053 --> 01:04:25,678
State of panic.
Rang all his mates ...

728
01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:29,743
I was driving around the streets looking for him
Wife in tears, you have no idea.

729
01:04:29,938 --> 01:04:30,797
Yes I have ...

730
01:04:30,813 --> 01:04:34,235
I'm driving around and I'm literally shaking.

731
01:04:34,641 --> 01:04:37,617
Called the station, got people on it.
Didn't know what else to do.

732
01:04:37,642 --> 01:04:40,524
And then I went up to his bedroom.
- Ah ...

733
01:04:40,696 --> 01:04:43,415
No no.
I went up to his bedroom.

734
01:04:44,103 --> 01:04:45,569
And he was fast asleep.

735
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:48,894
He'd gone straight to bed.

736
01:04:49,938 --> 01:04:51,235
There he was all cosy.

737
01:04:52,907 --> 01:04:53,907
It happens.

738
01:04:57,188 --> 01:04:58,188
Not all the time.

739
01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:09,135
It's a Heartache,
nothing but heartache ...

740
01:05:10,148 --> 01:05:12,523
Hits you when it's too late ...

741
01:05:14,101 --> 01:05:17,632
Hits you when you're down ...

742
01:05:18,211 --> 01:05:20,812
It's a fools game ...

743
01:05:22,383 --> 01:05:25,289
Nothing but a fools game ...

744
01:05:25,977 --> 01:05:29,093
Standing in the cold rain ...

745
01:05:30,125 --> 01:05:34,070
Feeling like a clown ...

746
01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:36,964
It's a Heartache,

747
01:05:38,152 --> 01:05:41,066
Nothing but a Heartache ...

748
01:05:42,269 --> 01:05:45,816
Love until your arms break

749
01:05:53,571 --> 01:05:55,782
Jack's found him.
- What, is he here?

750
01:05:56,079 --> 01:05:59,774
No he's not here,
- He synced his phone with my desktop

751
01:06:00,556 --> 01:06:04,868
The app 'find my phone' turned on.
So if I go here.

752
01:06:06,829 --> 01:06:09,485
That's him.
That's where he is.

753
01:06:10,079 --> 01:06:14,368
Where is that?
Somewhere near ... Ainsdale

754
01:06:17,017 --> 01:06:20,665
Well then he's fine, isn't he?
He just got to get away from it all

755
01:06:21,684 --> 01:06:25,598
That's where used to go on holiday when we were kids.
What if he gone to meet someone?

756
01:06:25,919 --> 01:06:26,919
What?

757
01:06:27,708 --> 01:06:32,379
He talked about going to meet some guy of the Internet.
He's not going to meet some guy of the Internet.

758
01:06:32,559 --> 01:06:35,176
What a guy of the Internet doing in Ainsdale?

759
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:40,317
That explains why he's not answering his phone.
He's got no signal.

760
01:06:41,426 --> 01:06:42,778
You don't even care ...

761
01:06:44,863 --> 01:06:47,425
You don't even care one little bit.
- What would you want me to do

762
01:06:47,794 --> 01:06:50,082
He's gone on a Jolly, he just said.

763
01:06:54,810 --> 01:06:56,744
I know my Dad better than you.

764
01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:00,091
And I know he's OK.

765
01:07:02,693 --> 01:07:04,310
But I'm gonna go up there.

766
01:07:05,783 --> 01:07:09,220
But I'm doing it for you,
Not him, OK.

767
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,257
Lissom?

768
01:07:50,459 --> 01:07:51,615
What's that?

769
01:07:53,756 --> 01:07:54,974
Just a nice word ...

770
01:07:56,303 --> 01:07:57,303
I'm just ...

771
01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:00,901
playing with words.

772
01:08:08,105 --> 01:08:10,208
Do you know what my favorite word is?

773
01:08:12,404 --> 01:08:13,872
No, I don't.

774
01:08:16,154 --> 01:08:17,185
Soap!

775
01:08:20,404 --> 01:08:21,404
Soap.

776
01:08:24,623 --> 01:08:26,872
Go on.
Give it a go.

777
01:08:31,607 --> 01:08:32,607
Soap.

778
01:08:35,553 --> 01:08:36,810
Sssoap!

779
01:08:42,557 --> 01:08:44,230
Small pleasures eh?

780
01:09:26,891 --> 01:09:27,891
Dad?

781
01:09:42,660 --> 01:09:43,871
Alan?

782
01:11:28,224 --> 01:11:29,224
Alan?

783
01:11:37,692 --> 01:11:38,692
Alan?

784
01:11:49,013 --> 01:11:51,880
Dad?
- You broke his heart, you know.

785
01:11:52,552 --> 01:11:54,700
All he ever talked about was you!

786
01:11:55,138 --> 01:11:58,904
Doesn't matter what conversational gambit you try.

787
01:11:59,498 --> 01:12:01,404
The tide, the weather

788
01:12:02,841 --> 01:12:07,489
European fishing quotas,
The sudden appearance of Bottlenose Dolphins.

789
01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:12,215
The mating habits of the North-Atlantic Grey Seal.

790
01:12:12,708 --> 01:12:17,223
It all comes back to you. I wish he was here.
- I'm his other son ...

791
01:12:18,542 --> 01:12:20,862
What?
- The one who didn't run away.

792
01:12:22,425 --> 01:12:24,300
The one he's been staying with.

793
01:12:24,949 --> 01:12:27,550
The one he went to possibly identify the body with.

794
01:12:30,441 --> 01:12:33,362
I've got a son, Jack.
He's quite close to my Dad.

795
01:12:34,628 --> 01:12:36,581
My wife Sue ...
- No way.

796
01:12:37,472 --> 01:12:42,222
We were a bit worried about him. We worried he might have
gone in a distracted state and done something, you know.

797
01:12:42,596 --> 01:12:47,362
Hang on a minute.
How do I know that you're his son?

798
01:12:47,635 --> 01:12:50,948
How do I know that you're not the tax or the police?

799
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:53,310
Why would the police be after him?
- I don't know.

800
01:12:53,693 --> 01:12:56,029
He's an awkward bugger.
- He's my Dad.

801
01:12:56,599 --> 01:12:59,700
We're worried about him.
Just tell me what you know.

802
01:13:02,976 --> 01:13:05,444
Yeah, yeah.
Now I see it.

803
01:13:05,679 --> 01:13:08,429
You're the very image of him, when you get narky.

804
01:13:09,101 --> 01:13:11,015
He's out.
- I know he's out.

805
01:13:11,179 --> 01:13:13,233
That's why I'm worried about him.
- Why are worried?

806
01:13:13,343 --> 01:13:16,108
He's a very experienced sailor, isn't he?

807
01:13:17,445 --> 01:13:19,476
Is he?
- Yeah.

808
01:13:20,077 --> 01:13:24,413
Storms and gales -
he's had the lot, him and that little boat.

809
01:13:24,695 --> 01:13:27,203
Yeah, very experienced, very experienced.

810
01:13:44,511 --> 01:13:46,177
What are you looking for?

811
01:13:48,268 --> 01:13:51,018
What have I been looking for all these last years?

812
01:13:53,246 --> 01:13:56,362
When I put on my coat and walk, and walk, and walk.

813
01:14:00,792 --> 01:14:02,714
What do you think I was looking for?

814
01:14:07,871 --> 01:14:09,307
I remember you doing it

815
01:14:12,151 --> 01:14:14,838
But I didn't know what you were doing at the time.

816
01:14:15,597 --> 01:14:17,689
I thought all dads did that, you know.

817
01:14:21,386 --> 01:14:23,143
I didn't know where else to look

818
01:14:25,597 --> 01:14:27,130
Apart from everywhere.

819
01:14:29,870 --> 01:14:34,294
They tell you to think about ...
everything you know about them.

820
01:14:38,365 --> 01:14:39,365
But it turns out

821
01:14:43,419 --> 01:14:44,953
I didn't know that much

822
01:14:48,177 --> 01:14:49,763
Only the Scrabble thing

823
01:14:51,154 --> 01:14:54,442
And I don't even know if he
liked Scrabble that much, just ...

824
01:14:56,185 --> 01:14:59,716
It's stuck in my mind because he
walked out in the middle of a game.

825
01:15:02,263 --> 01:15:04,130
I should have gone after him.

826
01:15:08,150 --> 01:15:09,720
You were in a nark.

827
01:15:10,984 --> 01:15:12,811
I should have gone after him.

828
01:15:14,460 --> 01:15:16,359
That's true, I never thought of that.

829
01:15:21,335 --> 01:15:22,686
I hate Scrabble ...

830
01:15:25,929 --> 01:15:29,046
You think it gonna be about the words,
but it's about the numbers.

831
01:15:31,945 --> 01:15:35,741
You think you gonna be playing 'Lagoon' and 'Lambent'

832
01:15:37,406 --> 01:15:38,632
Or 'soap'.

833
01:15:41,289 --> 01:15:43,936
But it's all, 'Mu', 'Pi'

834
01:15:45,429 --> 01:15:47,249
'za'
'zu'

835
01:15:47,984 --> 01:15:51,179
Nobody leaves home over a game of Scrabble.

836
01:15:51,851 --> 01:15:53,257
It wasn't about the Scrabble

837
01:15:56,312 --> 01:15:58,233
Scrabble was just the occasion.

838
01:15:59,476 --> 01:16:00,710
It was Mom!

839
01:16:02,718 --> 01:16:04,249
As soon as Mom died ...

840
01:16:05,374 --> 01:16:07,436
He was just angry all the time.

841
01:16:15,607 --> 01:16:19,674
Something bad happened to him.
When I should have been protecting him.

842
01:16:20,295 --> 01:16:21,828
Dad we don’t know that ...

843
01:16:26,193 --> 01:16:29,513
And then this ... Skinnythosaurus started.

844
01:16:29,967 --> 01:16:31,263
I mean, look at this ...

845
01:16:34,139 --> 01:16:37,959
He plays exactly like our Michael,
same words sometimes.

846
01:16:38,303 --> 01:16:40,836
I've been playing him,
I know I have.

847
01:16:41,397 --> 01:16:44,029
He's found me,
or I found him ...

848
01:16:44,467 --> 01:16:45,467
And if he is ...

849
01:16:48,045 --> 01:16:50,763
you know ... I've been playing a ghost.

850
01:16:52,498 --> 01:16:56,826
All good players play the same way.
- Yes, until the other day, and then ... look

851
01:16:59,061 --> 01:17:00,061
Look at this ...

852
01:17:01,318 --> 01:17:04,013
Marauder, down the side there.

853
01:17:04,365 --> 01:17:09,459
Would you waste a 'U' on a word like that?
Marauder is the name of our caravan.

854
01:17:09,662 --> 01:17:11,185
He's trying to talk to us
- Dad

855
01:17:11,326 --> 01:17:12,584
So I messaged him
- Dad ...

856
01:17:12,623 --> 01:17:16,060
I gonna meet him ...
- Dad ... Everybody knows you shouldn't

857
01:17:16,084 --> 01:17:21,952
What do I got to be scared of. The only thing
I'm scared of is dying before I sort this out!

858
01:19:50,195 --> 01:19:51,195
Hello son ...

859
01:19:59,177 --> 01:20:00,294
Fancy a game ...

860
01:20:09,699 --> 01:20:12,112
Where did you get that?
- E-Bay

861
01:20:43,528 --> 01:20:46,051
We've been playing each other for weeks, haven't we?

862
01:20:46,568 --> 01:20:47,137
What?

863
01:20:47,232 --> 01:20:50,997
You're him, aren't you,
Skinnythosaurus?

864
01:20:54,153 --> 01:20:55,246
I'm sorry ...

865
01:20:56,262 --> 01:21:00,262
I'm all there is.
Pickwick 'Top of the Pops' sons.

866
01:21:01,122 --> 01:21:04,981
It's alright.
I'm the 'Chat Valley Big League' of Dads.

867
01:21:18,146 --> 01:21:22,778
This is bloody useless, isn't it.
The pieces are too flimsy.

868
01:21:23,310 --> 01:21:25,497
It get crumpled when you try to pick them up, look.

869
01:21:27,161 --> 01:21:30,231
But that's all there is.
If you wanna play, that's it.

870
01:21:30,591 --> 01:21:32,450
We have to make the best of it then.

871
01:21:40,122 --> 01:21:41,122
Yeah ...

872
01:21:43,661 --> 01:21:46,583
It's clearing up ...
- Yeah, it's OK

873
01:21:47,050 --> 01:21:48,050
Nice day.

874
01:21:49,341 --> 01:21:53,536
Well ... not nice ... ordinary.

875
01:21:59,403 --> 01:22:00,965
He's not coming back ...

876
01:22:02,911 --> 01:22:04,200
The prodigal son

877
01:22:06,148 --> 01:22:09,547
Not today ...
- Give him a minute  ... Traffic is terrible.

878
01:22:16,523 --> 01:22:17,523
The other son ...

879
01:22:19,406 --> 01:22:20,968
The non-prodigal one ...

880
01:22:21,687 --> 01:22:23,687
Do you know what he got for his troubles?

881
01:22:26,593 --> 01:22:27,593
Days ...

882
01:22:28,742 --> 01:22:29,742
Mornings ...

883
01:22:31,468 --> 01:22:32,468
Afternoons

884
01:22:34,242 --> 01:22:35,242
At home ...

885
01:22:36,890 --> 01:22:38,024
With his family ...

886
01:22:41,398 --> 01:22:43,655
Ordinary days, like this one ...

887
01:22:45,851 --> 01:22:47,195
That's what he got.

888
01:24:05,196 --> 01:24:06,938
Alright?
- Yeah, you?

889
01:24:07,595 --> 01:24:08,595
Not bad.

890
01:24:20,591 --> 01:24:21,802
Are you coming?

891
01:31:22,250 --> 01:31:26,492
The end!