Mini Suzukuma [Typeset]

Heaby Cruiser Paternity Test with Dr. Maury Translations
(I don’t actually know the title)
Translated from http://www.acfun.tv/a/ac1549750

>[Daddy joins the fleet] (bottom right of the first panel)
>’sup~ (using the Wiki’s translation.  Hi~ doesn’t seem like Suzuya anyway), I’m the Mogami-class Heavy Cruiser, Suzuya!
>Well, what a lively fleet!  I’ll be in your care~
>Suzuya!  You sure took your time!
>Hehe~ my bad~
>Ara ara?
>Were you lonely?
>O-Of course not, I was just worried about you, that’s all…
>so cute…

>Oh
>Speaking of which, I just noticed.  Those two…who are they?
>Ah, those two….
>Minikuma~~ Suzuko (note: The names used may be Chinese expressions instead of the original translation.  Little Suzu would be the literal translation of Suzuko, whereas Kuma Beansprout would be the literal translation of Minikuma.)
>Hmmm...?
>Wait a minute.... (literally: Aooohhh, this is....?)
>Huhu, let me introduce you.
>They're our daughters.

>Mmm~...
>Hold on a second
>I need some time to figure this situation out...
>Oh, well...she really does seem perturbed.
>Oh
>?
>W-what's up...?

>Daddy!
>!
>Oh, really now, Minikuma....
>...what's going on?
>[Daddy--]
>Oh my god she is too cuteeeaaawwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>Myehh—
>Idiot Father, Confirmed

>T,that
>?  What'sup....
 >?!?!
>J...Just now, what just happened right there?
>She's just like you, Suzuya
>Uh, Kumano-san, are you serious? (may also be translated to “Are you taking this seriously?”)

>A, Areh...
>That's odd....
>She definitely went in this direction...
>Found you...
>Oh, hold on....
>Ehhhhhhh....
>Suzuko still can’t be honest with herself

>[Special Report]
>Suzu--ya--san!  DOn't you want to hear Aoba's special report?
>Mm~...?
>Maah, even if you refused I was going to tell you anyway!  You see...Kumano, she....
>?!

>Awwwwww shit son!!  (Literally: Mmmmmooohhhh! and then a Chinese phrase indicating surprise.  Literally "it's a bunker!")
>Right?
>That sound....
>There's more!  Like for example...

>Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you don't see this kind of photo every day (another phrase that wouldn't make sense translated literally: "this photo is as rare as fried Chicken!!!")
>Uhuhu~~isn't that right?
>W...What kind of conspiracy is this...
>...please tell me what you're looking at
>Ohoh, this, this was while Kumano was docking wasn't it?  This pic...
>...ture....?!
>S,Suzuko-san...

>Absolutely Disgusting.
>I...I dun fucked up...
>Things remained icy the whole week afterwards.

>[Paternity]
>Mama~!!
>I'm hungry!
 >About that...want to go out to eat?
>No!
>She seems angry about something...
 >I want to eat at home!
>Oh...don't tell me...

>[Kumano-san...has no idea how to cook.]
>She's too obvious...
>Oh
>There's tons of food in the fridge, though...
>Right!
>Leave this to Daddy!
>[Wowwww--!]
>[We're counting on you--]

>Ara, this isn't bad at all.
>It's a'ight~
>The naval district i used to be at was super hectic~
>It was just battles day after day, month after month.
>So,
>I'm really happy to do this kind of thing.
>Huhu...Suzuya is so cute.
>W,What?!

>[shrewdly sitting down]
>Children, mealtime~!
>Jajan--Suzuya special, the Paternity Donburi (the You Are the Father Dr. Maury Donburi or the Daddy’s Donburi might be better)
>Oh~~
>Itadakimasssssssuuuuuu--!
>Itadakimasu
>They eatin' they eatin
>Do they get my soul food?  (Literally: does it fit their tastes?)

>Amazing~~~~
>Ohho...
>It got a nice response~
 >[MMmmmuuuoooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh~]
>[So a good response can make you so happy....!]
>T-th...
>...hm?
>Thank you...daddy...
>Oh...Oh, yeah.
>[Another dish please~]
>[Huhu~]
>Ohhh...i'm so lucky...