Whysoserious code

whysoserious.bat:
@echo off
type "%~dp0whysoserious.txt"
> nul pause
pause

whysoserious.txt:
 __      __.__            _________       _________            .__
/  \    /  \  |__ ___.__./   _____/ ____ /   _____/ ___________|__| ____  __ __  ______
\   \/\/   /  |  <   |  |\_____  \ /  _ \\_____  \_/ __ \_  __ \  |/  _ \|  |  \/  ___/
 \        /|   Y  \___  |/        (  <_> )        \  ___/|  | \/  (  <_> )  |  /\___ \
  \__/\  / |___|  / ____/_______  /\____/_______  /\___  >__|  |__|\____/|____//____  >
       \/       \/\/            \/              \/     \/                           \/