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- You are Teehee Glitterbee, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have
- a staff and a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at
- the ruin you've been looking for. You look around and see that it's indeed a
- ruined city. The walls surrounding it are crumbling away, revealing the streets
- below.
- The city is called Nuro. It was once an important trading center, but its population
- has dwindled to nothing
- > Say 'Oh, I do wish I had talking fruit friends.'
- "Oh, you do wish you had talking fruit friends?" Teehee asks. "I'm sorry, I don't
- think they're here".
- "They'll be back soon," you promise.
- > Say 'What can a man do in this lonely world without fruit that can talk or sing?'
- Teehee looks up from her book and smiles. She puts down her book and walks over
- to you.
- "Are you a wizard?" she asks.
- > Summon a grapefruit
- A grapefruit appears out of thin air. It's skin is red with juice running through
- it. It looks very tasty.
- "That was delicious!" Teehee says.
- > Say 'That grapefruit was my friend and you have just eaten him.'
- Teehee looks at the grapefruit and then back at you.
- "Yes, he was my friend".
- > Say 'Murderer!'
- "No, no, no... I didn't mean..". Teehee begins to cry.
- "It's okay, Teehee", you reassure her.
- > Summon an army of kumquats
- Kumquats appear out of nowhere. They look like little green grapes.
- > Say 'Kumquats, take this woman away. She must pay for her treason and smell!'
- The kumquat takes a step forward and Teehee turns around and runs off. The kumquat
- quickly follows after her.
- > Say 'After her! She must not escape with her hair!'
- You run after Teehee who has now turned into a kumquat. The kumquat leaps onto
- you and you both roll on the ground. You both begin to laugh.
- > Say 'I summon forth the wisdom of the mountain to cone before us in heroic vengeance!'
- Suddenly, the mountain appears above you. It's face is carved with a smiley face.
- > Say 'Oh great mountain, cut off her feet!'
- The mountain smashes Teehee into pieces. Her body falls down the hill.
- > Start a campfire
- You light a fire and sit by it. A small fire burns. Suddenly, a cloud of smoke
- rises up. You turn around and see a mushroom cloud forming above you.
- > Make s'mores
- You grab a handful of peanuts and throw them at the fire. The fire catches the
- peanuts and makes a mess of them. You eat some of them.
- > Summon Gordon Ramsay
- Gordon Ramsay appears next to you. He grabs a piece of bread and eats it. Then
- he grabs another one and eats it. Finally, he grabs a third one and eats it.
- > Say 'Praytell, Gordon, what thinkest thou of mine bread?'
- Gordon Ramsay stares at you and shakes his head.
- > Give Gordon Ramsay a sentient kumquat
- Gordon Ramsay grins at you. He reaches out his hand and touches your forehead.
- > Bite his finger
- Your finger goes numb. You bite it.
- > Soar into the sky
- You fly upwards.
- > Dive bomb a kumquat
- You dive bomb a kumquat.
- > Say 'I am glad that today is the day I dive bomb a kumquat in front of Gordon Ramsay.'
- You hear a loud explosion.
- > Sing to the moon
- You sing to the moon.
- > Fly to the moon and play among the stars
- You fly towards the moon and play amongst the stars.
- > Beckon to Gordon Ramsay
- You beckon to Gordon Ramsay
- > Say 'Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?'
- Carmen Sandiego appears from behind you. She smiles.
- > Say 'Hello, Carmen. It has been some time since last we saw each other in Rio. What has become of our love long lost?'
- Carmen Sandiego looks at you and laughs.
- > Say 'Would you mock me in my pain? What of our child?'
- Carmen Sandiego looks at you and smiles.
- > Say 'What have you done with our daughter?'
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- prevent that.
- > Frown at Carmen Sandiego
- You frown at Carmen Sandiego.
- > Say 'Carmen, have you hurt our daughter?'
- Carmen Sandiego looks at you and smiles.
- > I beckon Gordon Ramsay to my side
- You beckon Gordon Ramsay to your side.
- > Say 'Gordon, strike down this witch who has eaten my child!'
- Gordon Ramsay strikes you down.
- > Say 'Et tu, Brute?'
- You laugh.
- > Say 'Gordon, Carmen, what have you done to me? You have cast my soul into darkness!'
- You look at Carmen Sandiego and then back at Gordon Ramsay.
- > I summon the might of Beelzebub and trap their souls in my toenail
- You draw a circle around you and hold up your middle finger.
- > Say 'Now you will smell my feet for all eternity.'
- You call upon the power of Beelzebub and they enter your toenails.
- > I stomp on the ground
- You stomp on the ground.
- > Say 'Gordon, Carmen, prisoners in my toenail. Despair for you destiny is toe cheese!'
- You step on the toes of Carmen Sandiego's shoes.
- > Stare into the sunset
- You gaze into the sunset.
- > Say 'My journey is done and my life is at an end. I weep for my daughter and forever mourn what could have been.'
- You walk away.
- > Die alone
- You die alone
- YOU DIED. GAME OVER
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