Thottery

KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 11:51 AM
she brushes the gas away and reaches out to shake his hand "Esther, hi, think I'm a new recruit"
oranos | glitch - Today at 11:52 AM
"dont worry about it. im pretty new too"
glitch goes over to sit on the couch
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 11:53 AM
the pink gas blankets it a little, puffing up around him as he sits down, it smells very nice
"I haven't met Haymaker yet though, I don't know how I keep missing him"
oranos | glitch - Today at 11:54 AM
"neither do i. ive been here over a week and havnt even seen him"
"what is that? perfume?"
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 11:55 AM
"I think so? I'm not really sure what it does but it doesn't seem harmful"
oranos | glitch - Today at 11:55 AM
"huh"
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 11:55 AM
the gas flows out of her mouth in little puffs as she speaks
oranos | glitch - Today at 11:56 AM
"neat" glitch starts flipping the tv channels almost too fast to see what each channel even has
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 11:57 AM
"it's alot nicer than the other ones at least"
oranos | glitch - Today at 11:58 AM
"really? what do those do?"
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 11:58 AM
she molds a bit into a ball like shape and tries tossing it back and forth "uh... well I can make a lot"
"one that burns anything it touches, one that makes people start leaking blood from everywhere"
"stuff like that"
oranos | glitch - Today at 11:59 AM
opens hand, palm up "can i- oh..." closes hand
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 12:00 PM
"this one isn't like that though! I think it might just smell nice" she tosses the ball to him
oranos | glitch - Today at 12:00 PM
catches it
looks at it closely
sniffs it a bit
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 12:01 PM
the ball poofs as his face gets closer, flowing into his nostrils
oranos | glitch - Today at 12:01 PM
"gah"
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 12:01 PM
his vision swims for a moment, and seems to have a slight pink tint when it returns to normal
how have crabax not loss agm yet - Today at 12:01 PM
excellent
now have your way with him
oranos | glitch - Today at 12:01 PM
"what the..."
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 12:01 PM
:weary:
"crap! are you okay?"
oranos | glitch - Today at 12:02 PM
glitch x esther is now canon
"uhh.... everythings pink"
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 12:02 PM
he looks up at Esther and... something's changed about her
it doesn't look like any physical difference but he's suddenly very confident she's the most beautiful woman he's ever laid eyes on
oranos | glitch - Today at 12:03 PM
"wow"
glitch is staring at esther
and slowly leaning closer
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 12:03 PM
"did it make you hallucinate? what happened?"
oranos | glitch - Today at 12:04 PM
im not sure how to make glitch flirt
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 12:04 PM
lol
he doesn't have to flirt it isn't mind control
how have crabax not loss agm yet - Today at 12:05 PM
what are you talking about?
oranos | glitch - Today at 12:05 PM
how old is esther?
how have crabax not loss agm yet - Today at 12:05 PM
social is totally mind control
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 12:05 PM
19
shit I should've asked how old glitch was it's different depending on that
oranos | glitch - Today at 12:06 PM
hes also 19
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 12:06 PM
oh perfect
continue
how have crabax not loss agm yet - Today at 12:06 PM
he is 10 years old
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 12:06 PM
:GWfroggyBlobSweat:
how have crabax not loss agm yet - Today at 12:06 PM
Chris Hansen bursts through the wall, fury and fire in his eyes. "Why don't you just take a seat," He snarls, "Right over there?"
oranos | glitch - Today at 12:06 PM
glitch realizes how close he is and backs up suddenly
"uhh... nope, no, not really no"
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 12:07 PM
Esther looks at him confused "did it do anything else? do I really just have one that makes things pink?"
oranos | glitch - Today at 12:07 PM
glitch is trying to look at the tv but is obviously taking a lot of peeks at esther
glitch starts realizing whats going on
"oh..."
"uhhh...."
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 12:08 PM
she raises an eyebrow "is it something embarrassing? I don't understand"
oranos | glitch - Today at 12:08 PM
"it... uh... made you a lot prettier"
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 12:09 PM
"Is i-" she cuts off mid sentence, looking at him "what?"
oranos | glitch - Today at 12:09 PM
"uhhh...."
"yeah"
glitchs eyes are wandering around the room, but always end up on esther
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 12:10 PM
she roots around in a bag next to her, pulling out a mirror and shaking her head while she looks at it "I don't think so, I look the same"
oranos | glitch - Today at 12:10 PM
glitch takes that excuse to stare at her face
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 12:12 PM
she stares back for a second, before realization dawns on her face, along with a blush "oh my god"
oranos | glitch - Today at 12:13 PM
"sorry" glitch looks away but he cant keep his eyes off her(edited)
how have crabax not loss agm yet - Today at 12:13 PM
molest her
molesther
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 12:13 PM
"n...no it's my fault I never would've guessed I had... this"
oranos | glitch - Today at 12:14 PM
"well its... not... unpleasant"
how have crabax not loss agm yet - Today at 12:15 PM
fucking titty magicians
KoffmanGeneral(Network/????) - Today at 12:15 PM
she takes a breath in, sucking up a good portion of the gas and starting to breath out a white foggy gas instead, as the pink smog disperses the effects begin to slowly fade along with the tint to his vision "r...right but... it's probably not a cool thing to do to someone, I'm really sorry about that"
"I uh... didn't really expect you to stick the ball of gas in your face though"