gallon of milk gains

trading 100 BACON for 1 gallon of milk
You acquire an item: gallon of milk

use 1 candy crayons
You acquire an effect: A Taste of Rainbow (5)

buy 1 Mayozapine for 950 each from The Mayo Clinic
You spent 950 Meat
You acquire an item: Mayozapine

use 1 Mayozapine

use 1 milk of magnesium
You acquire an effect: Got Milk (15)

use 1 Marvin's marvelous pill
You acquire an effect: Pharmaceutically Cool (10)

Visiting April Shower in clan VIP lounge

shower cool
You acquire an effect: So Fresh and So Clean (50)

chew 1 abstraction: perception
You acquire an effect: Perception (50)

use 1 defective Game Grid token
You acquire an effect: Video... Games? (5)

use 1 honey stick
You acquire an effect: Stuck That Way (10)

use 1 Ol' Scratch's salad fork

eat 1 gallon of milk
You lose 118 hit points
You gain 111 Adventures
You gain 1691 Strongness
You gain some Muscle points!
You gain 1843 Wizardliness
You gain some Mysticality points!
You gain 2463 Roguishness
You gain some Moxie points!
You acquire an effect: Feeling Queasy (200)
You gain 15 Fullness
You lose an effect: Got Milk (-15)
You lose some of an effect: A Taste of Rainbow (-1)