Dream Diary 03/11/13 Chrysalis is waifu tier and tree stumps

I had a dream about pone last night.

it was about chrysalis. She had returned but this time, she was trying convince everyone that she could be a good pony. Of course no one believed her but, since they were able to reform Discord, they gave her a chance. So, through various shenanigans, Chrysalis does her hardest to show that she could be good but, for one reason or another, she fucks everything up. It all comes to head near the end of the episode when the pone equivalent of santa claus comes to town [spoiler] i don't why either[/spoiler] and, in trying to help him, she completely destroys his sleigh and cottage in front of all the foals and children. The main characters start to yell at her; calling her evil, spiteful, jealous, and that she would never be a good pony. They totally break her down to tears, as if she too had become convinced that she would never change.

I wish I could say that, like in the typical show fashion, that she would then somehow make everything okay and save the day but the dream ended there, with only one thing on my mind: "Damn, Cheeselegs is waifu tier!"

I also had another dream before that but it isn't pony so I'll keep it brief.

A fat man is living on top of a mountain on a tropical island when he wakes up one day to find he has no electricity and, more importantly, a tree-stump is growing out the back of his neck, fucking up his posture hardcore. Se he dives the highest by his hut into a small lake and swims to the local village to get it cut off, leaning his head back the entire to to try and fx his posture.